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If you've ever thought that comedians are the funniest people on earth, we have something to prove you wrong. In fact, no comedian has ever had such hilarious bits as some of these funny kids. Of course, with kids, the smart jokes are mostly unintentional, but their funny fails are way better than most of the staged pranks and even the best jokes that were scripted.

Forget seeing your child accepting a graduation diploma or walking down the aisle. The biggest pros of having a kid are the endless laughs you have when raising them. Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious reasons why kids are never dull, and it'll make your day. From staging funerals to informing random strangers their pants are down; these moments prove that - intentionally or not - smart kids can become the funniest comedians in a matter of seconds and start performing their bit in the most unexpected places. Scroll down to check out the entries, upvote your favorites and if they don't satisfy your hunger for giggles, fire up a list we created earlier about the other times kids made everyone laugh out loud, whether in the case of parenting fails or in a glimmer of their own spectacular understanding of humor.

#1

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

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    #2

    This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

    This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

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    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic mom helped make it I’m sure! Well done!

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    #3

    My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

    My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

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    #4

    My Daughter's Christmas List

    My Daughter's Christmas List

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    #5

    We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

    We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

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    #6

    My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

    My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

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    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are incredibly good. Your child has a real talent!

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    #7

    My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

    My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautifully abstract and quite a specific choice of donut

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    #8

    Toddler Says: "Heck This"

    Toddler Says: "Heck This"

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face! "I'm sorry mum but this is utter s**t, I'm leaving, thanks for the little help you gave me, but ill take it from here"

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    #9

    Scientific Evidence

    Scientific Evidence

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    #10

    Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

    Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

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    nanashi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat is contemplating whose toes to bite; the toddler or the one who told the toddler to feed the cat

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    #11

    My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

    My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

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    #12

    When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

    When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

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    #13

    At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

    At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

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    #14

    Barbie House Rules

    Barbie House Rules

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    Vlad Horobet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's reasonable, I'm not asian and in my country everyone leaves their shoes at the entrance (usually inside) by the door.

    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here (Canada). I'd be furious if anyone walked on my clean floors with their shoes.

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    KT Trondsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds normal to me, who wears shoes in the house??

    SandaPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland...

    Pradeep M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good practice regardless of origin.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would save a lot of money and work on carpet cleaning.

    Destiny nerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house, EVERYONE has to take off their shoes.

    Aunryse Herondale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm living with my friend and her family rn and one of the biggest pet peeves I have is that the floor is always dirty because they wear shoes in the house. the mom always complains about the dirty floor. I wonder why....

    Vilma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, it's quite normal to take off your shoes before you enter the house..

    Lin Jun Lee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We take it a step fuether in Malaysia. A separate pair (usually flip flops) for indoor use. And mom takes it really far. One pair per person per floor.

    Cat person
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a problem for my parents whenever they would be around each other. My mum is Eastern European and she was raised to always take her shoes off in the house, but my dad never really did so mum would get mad if he ever came to visit and walked around with his shoes on

    May-Linn Børresen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im norwgian and we also leave our shoes at thentrance in the hallway.

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    asian a*s...I just spit wine on my monitor

    Cristina Del Real
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Mexico it's not customed to take your shoes off. Since you won't find carpet anywhere, majority just tile floors we tend to just sweep and mop daily

    Biorysunki (Natalia)
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda funny, how you, people from all over the world write about the custom of taking off the shoes at the entrance of someone's house, while in my country (Poland) a lot of people argue about it. They say, for example, that taking off shoes inside equals lack of good manners/respect for your visitors if you ask them to do so/informs everyone, that you are an ignorant peasant and do not comprehend the customs of civilized people. Yet, you all say it is quite opposite. Maybe it is how our national inferiority complex demonstrates itself. I have no idea. All in all, I like to take off my shoes at the entrance of someone's house - socks/slippers are more comfy than heels (torture devices).

    The Dutches
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most parts of the Netherlands guests are not expected to take their shoes of. Like it's a sign of hospitality to let them make your clean floor dirty.

    Being_Cori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would say that is a good & healthy upbringing

    RaroaRaroa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see the point in taking off my shoes if the dog doesn't even wipe her feet. At least I give my shoes a good wipe on the doormat. Nothing that doesn't come off then is going to come off just walking through the house. Obviously I'd take them off if I had walked in mud or poop or they were wet. I'd take them off in other people's houses if they want, but I would never ask a guest in my house to. What if they have a foot odour problem or holey socks, or no socks and gross toenails? You're just going to embarass your guest. Having said that, I have hardwood and vinyl floors in all the living areas so you know its clean when it's clean. Not like carpet.

    Magdalina777
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we generally wash dogs' paws after they come from a walk. If it's winter and all clean I'll just wipe them with a towel sometimes but yeah - dog's getting feet cleaned as well. Here it's the common expectation for everyone to take shoes off upon entering the house. Not doing so would be seen as incredibly rude and disrespectful. A lot of the times our shoes are also either dropping wet or dripping dirty from the awesome weather outside too so that makes sense. (Russia)

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    Bunnyrabbit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm. Very clean I say..Hygenic too

    Nicole Bowman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Minnesota, USA. I take off Ok My shoes. 5 months of snow, ice, slush, salt, and sand in the winter. The other 4 months I'm practically barefoot (I. *hate*. Shoes.)

    Spock Tuvok Vulcan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American, and actually the majority of the people we know take their shoes off inside their house.... maybe just in my town, i guess

    Qwanda Parker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am part Asian And YES I do take my shoes off inside (for a VERY huge reson that I DONT want to talk about soo.)

    Burgermeister Meisterburger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not asian and we never wear shoes in the house. Never have. Tracks in dirt and chemicals. Only time we ever had an issue was when a neighbors dog decided to snatch my daughters new shoes. Now we have a screened in porch with a special shoe shelf.

    Eli Lynch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take my shoes off. We have hardwood bamboo floors. I don't like wearing shoes in the house, either. As a child we didn't wear shoes in the house. I'm totally caucasian. I think although for some it's cultural, for us it was just hygienic. My wife has indoor only shoes because she has bad feet. And we even clean the dogs' paws. It's about keeping our house clean as well as our furniture.

    TheMsLollidella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean most people dont wear shoes inside their homes....thats why we have slippers ofc

    Pale Thanatos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have outside shoes and a pair I only wear inside cause I don't wanna get my socks dirty

    Bobert Robertson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's only in the USA that people are too lazy to take their shoes off... Like I've seen them even put their feet on the bed with shoes on...

    Cristina Del Real
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the contrary, people who follow that ridiculous habit of taking shows off before entering the house are lazy. They do so to avoid cleaning. I wear my shoes in doors and still sweep and mop daily

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    Toni Tan
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    Good parenting... you all should take off your shoes before entering the house

    Sabal Minor
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    7 years ago

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    Her "Asian a*s"? Sounds a bit harsh considering. My ex was like this at his pad but wore his in mine! Bacteria & nasties are literally everywhere all over so get the f**k over it! Bacteria is yur friend so lick it...

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    #15

    My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

    My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

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    Swetha Umashankar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her hair makes her look like a grown woman and so i was very confused

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    #16

    I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

    I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

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    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run. Run far away now. It’s the beginning of a horror movie. Just get out

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    #17

    How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

    How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me slowly waking up on a Monday morning

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    #18

    I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

    I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

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    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.... she’s right. Not the most thought out assignment

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    #19

    My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

    My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long it was before they took their phone out to capture this epic struggle between book and child

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    #20

    My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

    My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

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    #21

    Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

    Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

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    #22

    In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

    In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty cute! I would buy it and give it to someone.

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    #23

    Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

    Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

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    Madhu Mitha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like they are peeking out from mounds of snow

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    #24

    I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

    I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

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    Lady Perkele
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably you'd love it, you dont seem crying

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    #25

    My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

    My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be a coach, they said. It will be fun, they said."

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    #26

    My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

    My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

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    #27

    Lil Sister Weird

    Lil Sister Weird

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    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a HUGE a*s mess waiting to happen

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    #28

    My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

    My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

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    #29

    My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

    My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to fight with my sister over the butt-warming vent!

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    #30

    "Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

    "Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine the dolphin is thinking - "....well this is awkward"

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    #31

    My Child, The Realist

    My Child, The Realist

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't stipulate how far in the future.

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