40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet (New Pics)

S. 4 years ago

No, it's a pair of Pokémon socks!

24points

Carmen Elena 4 years ago

Maybe a horse from Ikea...

12points

Night Owl 4 years ago

Yes, cats are very flexible :D

6points

Anna Repp 4 years ago

How could you know? It is still wrapped!!!

3points

Aubryanna Walker 4 years ago

obviously

2points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago (edited)

XD

2points

Flare 4 years ago

Nah, it's both a dog and a cat!

1point

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

Bad-dup tet.

0points

SCP 049 4 years ago

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0points

sushant kanojiya 4 years ago

As already said, Bro it is drum set

0points

InstantRamenGuy 4 years ago

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0points

Missy Moo Moo 4 years ago

She put a lot of effort wrapping it! Gorgeous

15points

Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago

Now I'm wondering. I hope this person tells us what it is after he opens it.

12points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

That is dedicated wrapping though. Props to the girlfriend.

9points

wandile dludlu 4 years ago

Wrapping it is a joke on itself

5points

James Mills 4 years ago

its clearly a bunch of sizeable lily pads

3points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

No, mushrooms!

-1point

Emily 4 years ago

cmon guys its obviously a basketball hoop!

3points

Natalia 4 years ago

Girlfriend has a very good sense if humour!

3points

Ryan Michaud 4 years ago

Can anybody pet do that? cause my cat can.

1point

SisterSavana 4 years ago

why tf did i think that it was a watermelon at first

1point

#2

How Could You Forget

Final score:

337points

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Vic 4 years ago

You forgot to understand the joke..

181points

Peter Kelly 4 years ago

There is a degree of irony in your post...

23points

Dooberman 4 years ago

I don't get this, someone care to explain it to me?

1point

Commander Rex 4 years ago

Colorblind, he put yellow instead of red, he’s colorblind so he didn’t know.

0points

Board Pan, duh. 4 years ago

I see one circle. One color. Why the legend?

1point

KLo 4 years ago

He truly is blind There is no list, but there is a legend

1point

Max L. 4 years ago

Blurred you weren’t the sharpest puppy in your herd, weren’t you ?

1point

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

*groan*

0points

Just me 4 years ago

This was actually quite funny🤣

0points

Dan Steely 4 years ago

Should have replied, “What’s yellow?”

0points

Yup 4 years ago

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Yup 4 years ago

Oops sorry wrong post

0points

Bárbara Magalhães 4 years ago (edited)

My husband is colorblind and the graphic seems pretty accurate to him 🤣

0points

#3

Russian Vaccine Go Blyat

Final score:

337points

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Sargundeep Singh 4 years ago

No side effects at all. None at all.

85points

Viviane 4 years ago

Senski of humourov is intact :)

30points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

Good, Russian vaccine protect you from covid, and teach you new language!

13points

Rissie 4 years ago

Make you forget other language. Now Russian is mother tongue.

8points

David K 4 years ago

The rest of the text written in azbuka is funny, it says: who can read this is an ugly guy. Hail to Vladimir Putin!

11points

Gin. No tonic 4 years ago

"Who can read this is an ugly"* guy. Love Vladimir Putin!" * Literally "ugly", not sure about another possible meaning in slang.

5points

Botox 4 years ago

It's literally "ugly" in this case, but frase looks like it's not from native Russian.

3points

Kanga9ine 4 years ago

Шутки, потерянные на этой коробке с молотками. It's sad to see how what I find funny fly high over the heads of some.

4points

BorPand8 4 years ago

Can you read the Russian part of what he said?

2points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

The Russian vaccine is called Novichok...

4points

Vic 4 years ago

This working from home is turning me into a Novi-chonk!

5points

Peter Shen 4 years ago

i don't see a problem совсем не проблема

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

I'm already Russian so yay? XD

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

I would love to take vaccine instead of going to school to learn a language plus no covid ? Sign me in.

3points

Anna Repp 4 years ago

The vaccine also teaches you to love Putin, so maybe you do not want it...

0points

Naima Ivansdóttir 4 years ago

hey i sent the same message to several people and had the same response from most!!!

3points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

How could you memorize all that Russian?

-2points

Not everyone is born with magic powers to make people laugh. Some are better in the comedy department, some are way worse, others are just simply not that lucky with an audience. But it turns out, there are a couple of secrets to telling a good joke and it’s not rocket science.

According to Stephen Rosenfield, the author of “Mastering Stand-Up,” the biggest key to telling a joke is to get your words right and not forget the key info. “There is the setup to a joke, and that’s everything leading up to the punch line that gets the laugh.”

The setup to the joke is where all the crucial information lies and if you leave it out, your audience won’t get the joke. “You can color them a little bit yourself, but you have to make sure that you’re not leaving out something crucial in the setup,” explains Stephen.

#4

Facebook Never Disappoints

Final score:

267points

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Steve Barnett 4 years ago

'Viking's grew grass on their roofs, without taking into consideration that their electric lawnmowers would just keep falling off.'

177points

Samantha Robinson 4 years ago

what dummies!

8points

Vic 4 years ago

Of course there were no planes, the enemy threw bombs from dragons..

21points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Obviously fake. None of the houses has solar panels on the roof.

7points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

Or a satellite dish on the side or in the yard!

1point

Miss Cris 4 years ago

It was against climate change!

2points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

This is why you can't use humor online.

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago (edited)

Or be ironic or be sarcastic or have nice things if you have cats or curious toddlers.

2points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

Big L

2points

L Jennings 4 years ago

Those aircraft flew right over his head along with the joke.

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

That's about like trump thinking there were planes in the civil war (or something like that. He has said so many stupid things, it is hard to keep up.)

1point

M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago

grass? like weed?

0points

David McKendrick 4 years ago

That sounds like a Trumpism.

0points

#5

You Don’t Say?

Final score:

261points

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Some Cool Guy 4 years ago

Thanks Captain Obvious

94points

The Breadman 4 years ago

Maybe friends with Captain Oblivious?

20points

Vic 4 years ago

Gracias, Capitan Obvioso! Gracias!

11points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Oh, I think that might be Admiral Ob(li)vious.

2points

Grace Skerp 4 years ago

Even when you don't need him, Captain Obvious shows up.

1point

Hamilton Lover 4 years ago

Wait... I thought it was Catherine obvious

1point

axolotl 4 years ago

ruined the joke

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

So adding an o to English words doesn't make them Spanish? Not even when I yell them very loudly in the general direction of the unsuspecting local?

12points

Kanga9ine 4 years ago

Only if you're yelling slowly. Especially telling the waitress "decaffo espresso so dpresso". "Needo Buzzo Grande!"

1point

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Niceo jokeo!

10points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

As long as its sounds Spanish

4points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

El no geto the jokeo

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Italian: Lamborgini a la terracota, andiamo la credenza! XD

2points

Person 4 years ago

My Spanish teacher hates the kids who add o to words

2points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

It's not Spanish?! What can I say to that but "Спасибо, капитан очевидный."

1point

IFXO 4 years ago

that's more like sPANIC! 'lerno ho tow speko spanisho' first! 😂😂😂

1point

CORLEONE 4 years ago

That is translated in Spanglish LOL

1point

#6

How Do You Not See The Sarcasm?!

Final score:

256points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Yes. Missiles came before swords, duh.

82points

Wendillon 4 years ago

and before missiles they used those bloody atomic bombs, so glad we moved past that

21points

Bonnie Edwards 4 years ago

Actually, yes. spears and slingshots that sling rocks - aka missiles of a different sort.

1point

SCP 049 4 years ago

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1point

ARandomPerson 4 years ago

if that actually happened that would show how humans were dum even back then

0points

Person 4 years ago

Does nobody see how much this looks like the Mandalorian

7points

Viviane 4 years ago

...and watch out for the notorious fruit thief, Machine Gun Monkey.

2points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

I neither got it, can someone explain, please? :(((

1point

The Breadman 4 years ago

I had to reread it, but at first I thought he was saying that guns didn't exist after swords did. They just disappeared apparently.

1point

Yoloplay3r 4 years ago

Perry this you fric#en casual

0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago

I really can't tell if they were trying to play sarcastic or dumb or if they were actually triggered by this lmfao

0points

DONNA L HENSON BOHLEN 4 years ago

Yeah, before swords, people just threw children at others who had upset them.

0points

L Jennings 4 years ago

no dumbass punctuation were made after language ffs

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Not their fault : the joke is so bad it is not even a joke, just nonsense.

0points

Meanwhile, New York stand-up comedian Becky Veduccio suggests bringing a personal feel to your joke. “Talk about what matters to you. Talk about what is true to your life. If you don’t care about what you are talking about, why should the audience?”

Most importantly, stay confident in whatever it is you’re telling. If you don’t believe your joke is good, nobody is going to either. Simultaneously, make sure you have a plan B if the joke is not received, and it does happen more often than we think. After all, it’s all about the storytelling and the presence of the storyteller, and the jokes themselves come in later.

#7

Cars, Laws, Signs

Final score:

255points

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Vic 4 years ago

Or it means: snipers ahead proceed in a serpentine fashion..

155points

Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago

Great movie! "Serpentine! Serpentine!"

8points

TheDemonUnderYourBed 4 years ago

God- why did I laugh so hard at this comment..

3points

Wyn Williams 4 years ago

Run in a straight line you will live longer ;)

3points

OffKeySinger 4 years ago

If only Rickon had proceeded in serpentine fashion

2points

IFXO 4 years ago

PLOT TWIST!

1point

Robert Thornburrow 4 years ago

If they're genuine skidmarks, then they are impressively close to the picture on the sign.

8points

Abhijeet 4 years ago

Drive zig zag if an alligator is chasing you.

4points

Kisses4Katie 4 years ago

It's the burn rubber sign.

2points

SisterSavana 4 years ago

*me when i start driving*

1point

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Oh I thought it said to leave rubber "marks"...

1point

Michelle Rivera 4 years ago

I don’t understand why people feel the need to comment and explain. Do they not realize the entire thread is the irony of the jokes? Duh

0points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

0points

Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago

You are aware the presence of a guard rail is generally accepted to mean, that surface isn't pavement?

0points

George Mellen 4 years ago

"Burnout Zone"!

0points

#8

I’ll Admit, I Had To Reread The Original Post

Final score:

250points

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David K 4 years ago

What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the White House? Pardon me, please.

122points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

And Biden replied, “Bwahahahahaha”!

13points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Another gem, whoopee

4points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Uh... That was Trump's joke about Hillary

2points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

David K lololololololololololololololololololol

2points

IFXO 4 years ago (edited)

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Lili 4 years ago

I didn't see it at first, either.

10points

Purr·maid 4 years ago

I like the one where Trump says he's gonna move to another country if he loses. Then someone says, "Biden."

5points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Great joke I'm a gonna use it, if you don't mind.

1point

Sam Cook 4 years ago

Even as a Trump supporter who hates Biden, I can still laugh at the joke.

0points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

I think what unites us is our sense of bad puns lol

1point

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

Verboden

0points

Max L. 4 years ago

Looks like we’re goong to see the first time in american history the former president will find the swat waiting for him at the entrance before the new president

0points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Trump chumps won't get this at all. They still say the election was rigged. They howl about election rules in states where tRump lost but have no problem with the same rules in states where he won.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

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Marina 4 years ago

I think it's a nice pun but I see your point, I didnt get the joke because the way I read it, the words didn't sound like "forbidden" at all so it really didn't cross my mind :(

0points

Dave P 4 years ago

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Max L. 4 years ago

Trump declaring he’s not going to leave the white house sounds much more of a joke

1point

No_u 4 years ago

Actually this pun makes a lot of sense honestly

1point

Marina 4 years ago

It's a joke, it doesn't have to be 100% true

-1point

#9

An Oldie But A Goldie

Final score:

235points

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Adam C 4 years ago

How did it all started?

56points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

It became a trend in the American ghetto when someone spread the rumor that sagging your pants meant that you were a real bad@ss criminal who just completed 4 life sentences. As a result young men think they look tough with their pants on their knees. The true meaning of sagging pants is more sinister and goes back to the time of slavery. The owners would punish the male slaves who got out of order by humiliating them in front of their friends and families. They were beaten with whips until they bleed, and then the owner would cut down a tree putting the disobedient "buck" into submission. He would then put the worn slave over the tree stump and remove his garments exposing his ripe bottom. The owner would rape the slave in front of his family and invite other slaves owners to join in. Then the owner would make the slave wear his pants below his bottom letting others know that he was broken.

9points

IFXO 4 years ago

it all started when he started wearing his jeans on his legs. the butt shifted to where it belongs!

7points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

Sagging was a jail inmate's indication that he was available for "butt sex". So now guys think it's all "thug" - dude, you're literally offering your ass for sex.

6points

Brett 4 years ago

Prisoners who wanted to have sex with other prisoners would sag to show that they are willing to have sex here is my source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postbourgie.com%2F2014%2F01%2F15%2Fare-there-any-worthwhile-arguments-against-sagging%2F&psig=AOvVaw1oovlkGW0E-5pvcFj99PlE&ust=1608786702334000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCOjfvdGr4-0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ

6points

Jenn C 4 years ago

Because nothing makes you look cooler than waddling like a penguin!

9points

wandile dludlu 4 years ago

The early 00's were not kind to us black folk

5points

Virgil Blue 4 years ago

Its Tigger in disguise trying to buy cigarettes!

4points

Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago

I always find myself wonder "How can I get this guy running in a panic?" Just to see how he does it.

2points

Joanne Haywood 4 years ago

Unless he’s just shat himself.

2points

Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago

He's not sagging, his diaper's just full. Incontinence is no joke man. Thugs get shot in the ass all the time.

1point

Purr·maid 4 years ago

I've always loved this!

1point

Viviane 4 years ago

The hobble pants. I once watched a young man gingerly step off the bus so an not to trip.

1point

Paige Ausmus 3 years ago

Sagging is dum people need to just right in public

0points

#10

Would Of Never Guessed Mate

Final score:

227points

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Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago

"but that's just their helmet" How can you be sure?

97points

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Can you ever REALLY be sure?

16points

David K 4 years ago

How do you know WHAT is inside the helmet? Huh?

8points

Karla Torres 4 years ago

About the head inside the helmet?

6points

Yoloplay3r 4 years ago

Oh god

0points

Rick 4 years ago

Would of?

3points

Nicole Blomkamp 4 years ago

Would Have ... sigh

2points

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Oh, I've had it wrong all this time.

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

I'm the only one thinking that the head is inside the helmet ?

2points

SeidWolf 4 years ago

So glad to see others have the same dark warped sense of humor 😆

2points

Viviane 4 years ago

So? What's he going to do when he has to race against self-driving cars???

2points

columbokateUK 4 years ago

'Should *have*' 😩

2points

#11

9/11 Is A Conspiracy

Final score:

214points

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wandile dludlu 4 years ago

Now I get why Americans make fun of florida, they know they can't actually make fun of other countries, so they have florida as the sacrificial lamb

185points

Emily 4 years ago

we're not all as bad a flordia btw

19points

Hamilton Lover 4 years ago

Exactly-“oh look at England being all smart and doing the right thing lol what dummies” doesn’t really have the same ring to it

11points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Actually, Florida earned the burn. A lot. It seems to attract the worst of Americans. Hence, POTUS Trump living there.

10points

Mosheh Wolf 4 years ago

Evidently the reason that it's always Florida is because it is easy to access the info on emergency calls in Florida (I think that there is a central system where all cases end up). So it's pretty easy for journalists to find out about the crazier s**t that goes on. In other states, they would have to look through different precincts across the state to discover all the crazy s**t in the entire state.

5points

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

I always see a lot of jokes about Alabama.

3points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Well, Brexit helps.

2points

Wenning Liang Chen 4 years ago

Personally, I'm a Floridian and I can get the whole sacrificial lamb thing. But we do some stupid things.

1point

Anna roberts 4 years ago

It's so easy....

1point

Diana Roby 4 years ago

Don't forget Arizona.

1point

MiaOokami 4 years ago

Also, they do a lot of dumb s**t, so it's easy for us to make them the laughing stock.

0points

blugeagua 4 years ago

There are other states that we make fun of too.

0points

Suzanne Dunne 4 years ago

Woosh!

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

WoW mUcH sMaRt

0points

I'm not a Robot 4 years ago

sad , but true. Also, we have Texas to make fun of...............

0points

Michelle Rivera 4 years ago

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. Driving us insane. Bart: Florida is America’s w**g. Lisa: I think they prefer Sunshine State

0points

Meredith Gossland 4 years ago

LOL!!!!! Priceless

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

When logic is so long gone XP

0points

Honey 4 years ago

I literally face palmed.

0points

#12

We've Been Fooled

Final score:

212points

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Viviane 4 years ago

First, crisis actors, now actor actors!

45points

Reiko Suzuka 4 years ago

I love this one.

6points

Felicity Lemon 4 years ago

I laughed for 5 min straight after I saw this lol

4points

James Mills 4 years ago

they're not wrong.

2points

Bingyu Hu 3 years ago

WAIT THATS LEO DECAPRIO

0points

Shirley Heyn 4 years ago

. . . well, that tickled my funny bone. . . :-) :-) >;) :--=9mm\l;d :dkp[wfkfnv

0points

youshouldseemeinacrown 4 years ago

Ok, but without the comment I thought this was pretty funny

0points

Mosheh Wolf 4 years ago

He forgot the Chrises actors. There are four that we keep on seeing everywhere!

0points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Great take and funny too . . .

0points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

Keanu Reeves behind Leonardo DiCaprio lol

-1point

#13

That Guy Must've Hard Time Getting Laid

Final score:

196points

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Kit Tan 4 years ago

Dude's genius.

72points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Could be a woman...

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

Can't they put spaces in between the words? It's not that hard.

1point

Toast 4 years ago

Agreed

1point

Natalia 4 years ago

Humorous and sassy.

5points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

You read what you want to read, and that guy is a genius.

4points

Scar ️ 4 years ago

I had to reread it, but now I kind of regret it

1point

No Fox Given 4 years ago

And I would hit the 69th like ha

1point

I'm not a Robot 4 years ago

oh God ! hahhahahhahahahahhaaaaaaa .......

0points

Shirley Heyn 4 years ago

just no comment comes to my mind. . . L-( :-( :-(9skl;jg',

0points

Anjali Johnson 4 years ago

*ahem.*

0points

Marlow Del Razo Lane 4 years ago

it says " The space button is broken on my laptop. can you give me an alternative."

0points

Meredith Gossland 4 years ago

That is positively a**l....lol lol lol

0points

#14

She's 0 For 2

Final score:

193points

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S. 4 years ago

Have you got a graph paper? Cause you must be plotting something!

86points

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

That’s a graphic idea

14points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Ok, but my phone is running out of toner. So the punch

11points

Jamnik 4 years ago

Whoa that chic is a hard pass 😅

2points

Board Pan, duh. 4 years ago

Don't use that tone with me !!!

1point

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Guess it flew over my head...

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

To be fair, these are s**t jokes.

1point

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

*fifty years l8r* "just tell meeeeeeeee"

1point

Shirley Heyn 4 years ago

just try to "tone" down that jocularity by a cartridge or two. . .

0points

Carter Brown 4 years ago

You know what you commenters did, first it was two puns right now it is 6 total puns. Why

0points

Marina 4 years ago

Tbh the person not getting the joke could also be messing back with the other one

0points

#15

You Dont Say

Final score:

191points

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wandile dludlu 4 years ago

"Go F**k Yourself".... that's actually a cool graphic

109points

LuckyL 4 years ago

And they didn't even pixel the f**k out...

13points

xa2broslolx 4 years ago

lmao it is

7points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

ДЯЄ ГӉФSЄ ЯԐДL JДPДЙЭSԐ ШФЯDS?

4points

HOT CHOCOLATE <3 4 years ago

LOL i want to know what the japanese actually says.

5points

Toothless Feline 4 years ago

It doesn't. They're not actual Japanese characters.

8points

sam thecat 4 years ago

I read Japanese and those aren’t Japanese characters. It does however say “go f**k yourself”

1point

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

What???? Seriously???

0points

Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago

Dear god!

0points

Bunnie 4 years ago

i want that shirt!!! i think its a shirt

2points

Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago

another Mr Obvious...

1point

PPPanda 4 years ago

I have yet to see an intelligent comment anywhere that says, “smh.” Why do the dumbest people always say that?

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

But of course! XD

1point

Joanne Haywood 4 years ago

I need that t-shirt.

1point

*˚tacocat˚* 4 years ago

Nooooooooo that’s not how h write it 😭

1point

mabel pines 4 years ago

How rude I will not go f**k mysekf

1point

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 4 years ago

sure

0points

#16

Instagram People

Final score:

190points

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Janine B. 4 years ago

What gave it away?

84points

Vic 4 years ago

I don't know, but the cat is out of the bag..

21points

Lesbean Bookworm 4 years ago

Yeah, and that's why their forbidden

9points

Lesbean Bookworm 4 years ago

*They're

10points

Sam Cook 4 years ago

There’s always a cat-ch.

2points

Ryan Michaud 4 years ago

They used to be cats until us human forbidden them and turned them into not cats.

1point

Perry 4 years ago

That’s why there forbidden

1point

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

It is forbid for any of the above animals to be cats. Therefore cause it's been written it must be true. The above animals cannot be cats.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

There is no joke here. Just complete nonsense.

1point

Wolfowl 4 years ago

That's why they're forbidden

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Where’d you get THAT clue, Sherlock?

1point

James Mills 4 years ago

yeah that's cause they're all panda's, trash panda, red panda, etc.

1point

Janine B. 4 years ago

And don't forget the stinking panda!

0points

#17

Went Right Over Her Head

Final score:

189points

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Kit Tan 4 years ago

Bro, she's not the one.

223points

Black Panther11 4 years ago

But karen Jean says I am the one 😂

7points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Or, from her point of view, he's definitely not the one.

3points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

She might be, maybe the one that got away...

2points

Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago

Yeah, you don't want to have to explain all your best jokes for the rest of your life

1point

blugeagua 4 years ago

Or sis. Could be same sex

1point

Vic 4 years ago

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uber mensch 4 years ago

So far over her head, she didn't even hear it going by...

4points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

and then the attraction just disappeared

2points

Sue Knerl 4 years ago

Run as far and as fast as you can!

1point

LemonCheese 3 years ago

She is a karen

0points

Anthony Tilke 4 years ago

Poor thing has to live with a name like Karen. Don't be so rough on her.

0points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Before we go any further, would you mind taking this IQ test? IQ. It's pronounced "Ick." The lower the score, the less icky you are.

0points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Yeah... she's a hangover you don't deserve! LOL

0points

Liz the Wanderer 4 years ago

Just turn and walk away...

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

"Girl, I want to date you know!" ;)

0points

#18

That Meat

Final score:

184points

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Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

awwww look at that poor guys down votes :(

120points

BiLal Asif 4 years ago

It's crowd mentality the popular one wins regardless of being right or wrong it also happens here

16points

Lilly Rose Poppy 4 years ago

I saw it too

11points

KatKaleen 4 years ago

The worst part is that there are people out there that honestly think meat comes from the supermarket. His reply wasn't even mean-spirited, just checking.

6points

bubblegum witch 4 years ago

evillman was using a tone indicator, /s meaning sarcasm so the second person was the idiot and deserved the downvotes anyways babe

5points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

It's as though some people think that their acceptance is valuable and sought after.

3points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

There are some "pork" sausages in the supermarket which had never touched meat... Only chemistry!

14points

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

oh btw... sry if a post of mine shows up twice... idk why, i think its a glitch

1point

Blueplanet 4 years ago

foodporn？

10points

J Sizz 4 years ago

It's a subreddit where people post pics of really good looking food!

10points

Sargundeep Singh 4 years ago

Sorry bro, didn't realize that, maybe that is because of the Russian vaccine side effects?😂

8points

Step Twirl 4 years ago

Sometimes I have a hard time distinguishing between the idiot comment and the sarcastic one lol

5points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Person even put /s at the end of their post, meaning THEY WERE BEING SARCASTIC.

4points

Claire Harper 4 years ago

Oml and the first guy even used a tone indicator LMAO

4points

Debra Peters 4 years ago

Are ppl really that dumb?!?!!!!

1point

Ryan Michaud 4 years ago

r/FoodPorn at the top. LOL

1point

Guy on the internet 4 years ago

r/foodporn?

1point

#19

Wow Didn’t Know That’s How It’s Spelled

Final score:

182points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Collie, bro'!

80points

Maverickw335 4 years ago

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1point

L Jennings 4 years ago

*Cauli.

1point

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

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Viviane 4 years ago

Who's a good boy? You are! And so nutritious and crunchy! [Cue the outcry from the vegans, the dog-lovers, the Green Party, Lassie fans, etc.]

8points

Robert Thornburrow 4 years ago

Broccollie* (I get the joke *and* I can spell ;-) )

4points

Rissie 4 years ago

It's a broccollie. A brocollie is always together with his fellow brocollie.

3points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Collie-Flower then???

2points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

And I thought it was a collieflower!

1point

Orange Juice 4 years ago

That’s beautiful.

1point

Sam Cook 4 years ago

Doggone it.

1point

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Kaliflower. Grown for sacrificial offerings to the Goddess of Destruction and Enforcer of Proper Grammar.

1point

Matheus Oliveira 4 years ago

Lmao!

1point

#20

Same Way All Submarines Do

Final score:

182points

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Vic 4 years ago

Submarines flew in the air before Newton invented gravity..

171points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Newton? Isn't that the guy who fell from the apple tree and wondered why?

19points

Simon Murray 4 years ago

Damn that apple, we lost so many good submariners that day

5points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

ROFLOL

2points

IFXO 4 years ago

lmaooo this is a good one

2points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

It's a weak force, anyway.

2points

NOAH KAMRATH 4 years ago

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1point

Mishka Katira 4 years ago

newton didnt invent it, he discovered it.

-1point

Olli Glx 4 years ago

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A 4 years ago

Sky submarines full of the enemies who can't see the grass-roofed viking houses.

8points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

Their ballast tanks were filled with helium

3points

Shirley Heyn 4 years ago

It's a FACT cuz I read it on the internet. . .

1point

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

They could get into the sky on a plane LOL

1point

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

Zeppelins were the submarines of the air. You can google it.

1point

Kirk Mckeever 4 years ago

It's got a propeller thingy on the back--DUH!!

1point

Cat = Dogs 4 years ago

I saw a tik tok where they scrolled into Lake hariet and there is a plane on the lake.Not!

1point

Rodey Hamza Hamzah 4 years ago

If you watch Rabbids Invasion you will see their Yellow submarine in the sky, hahahaha

0points

#21

Maybe It Only Shows On iPhone

Final score:

175points

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Aroace tiger 4 years ago

I can't see anything???

106points

Wendillon 4 years ago

I think that one guy was drunk. He just kept posting a blank image

20points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

Same bro

1point

pansexualandproud 4 years ago

same bro

1point

Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

Me neither… help?

0points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

So the first person is Waldo, the second (From left to right, up to down) is a lampshade, the third is a drunk guy, and the fourth is Thanos. It's a 2 by 2 square.

-3points

wandile dludlu 4 years ago

Wow... I didn't get it at first, then I remembered what drax said and I couldn't stop laughing.

8points

Cat = Dogs 4 years ago

See drax has a quote"If I stand incredibaly still I tturn invisible." LOL

7points

Person 4 years ago

Then Mantis comes in and says "Hi Drax."

2points

Rissie 4 years ago (edited)

I only see a woman on a couch.

7points

Carter Brown 4 years ago

I see what you did the- or not

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

This makes no sense, is just a girl surrounded by white :I

4points

Purr·maid 4 years ago (edited)

Maybe HE is the 5th horseman.

2points

sTeALtHy 4 years ago

I only see a blank image, am I missing something?

2points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Hey! There's Waldo!

1point

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

I can’t see but three images here...

0points

Edmund Muliadi 4 years ago

It means bc it say invisible so the images are invisible

0points

#22

You’re Wrong My Friend

Final score:

167points

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Viviane 4 years ago

It's not f*****g, you moron!

99points

James Mills 4 years ago

its pronouced F###ing

6points

Jackie Wacky 4 years ago

Exactly, I can’t see the other horse.

4points

Rad Dot 4 years ago

Ha, ha I can't breathe😂😂😂😂😂

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

No, it's "██████."

1point

Collin Edward 4 years ago

According to Mushu, it is

2points

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 4 years ago

It would be a cow according to Mushu (from Mulan)

2points

Laura Deckers 4 years ago

Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow....

1point

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Then he'd be a horse man not a cow boy.

1point

Miss Cris 4 years ago

No, that's the boy

1point

NOAH KAMRATH 4 years ago

actually that horse isn't f***ing anyone

1point

LemonCheese 3 years ago

thank you captain obvious

0points

Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago

Pretty sure that commenter is just horsing around. He cown't be serious, surely?

0points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Doesn't a fornicating horse need a partner?

0points

#23

Microwave Sounds

Final score:

162points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

I think that Mr in Mr. Krabs stands for Mother Krabs

73points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Krabs in Bikini Bottom... Hmmm... Some off the wall adult humor there?

6points

Thirteen 3 years ago

i ruined 69 ;-;

0points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

@ Serial pacifist : Found this old post and your comment has 69 upvotes. 69..lol I'm bored - cheers..

0points

wandile dludlu 4 years ago

Let's be honest, Dexter's mom was unreasonably thick... there was no reason for her to be that thick. on one episode, she was riding a bike and dexter was actually sitting on her ass

17points

Person 4 years ago

😂😂😂

2points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Before we go any further, I must insist that no one brings up the Betty Rubble pinup poster I used to have on my bedroom wall.

3points

Danieletc 4 years ago (edited)

Kim Possible was my favorite... The show was made years ago, she's not a teenager anymore!

2points

Purr·maid 4 years ago

I think he was too distracted by his big booty to notice.

1point

Carter Brown 4 years ago

Hehe butt made with krabs hands

0points

Sam Cook 4 years ago

You can hear Mr. Krabs making love to a girl in the Queen song Gimme the Prize.

0points

Wolfowl 4 years ago

*Looks and Candy Kong* "No, Mom, no reason at all"

0points

Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago

Two of those are fanart

0points

Bonnie Edwards 4 years ago

I'm pretty sure the two top ones are from the Powerpuff girls. I think the redhead is the boss' assistant, and the girl in black is a baddie's sidekick. All of the girls/ ladies in that show are either good or sidekicks.

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Yay, I like those butts and I cannot lie :D

0points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

You other brothers can't deny

0points

#24

It’s Healthy

Final score:

162points

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wandile dludlu 4 years ago

It's always nice knowing that there are people more stupid than me out there

143points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

Well you used the right "there" and wrote "than me" rather than "then me", so I personally think you're quite a bright star my friend.

14points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Then, in the interest of saving the planet from yet another generation just like him, let’s keep Stupid here from losing his memory.

4points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

I think they're making a joke.

1point

Dan Steely 4 years ago

Lots of those I’m assuming since you didn’t just say “stupider” ha ha 😜

0points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Poor Mr. Alex.

7points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

He might have sex and good humeur

0points

Black Panther11 4 years ago

I think mr.alex has a point

2points

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Mr. Alex must really want people to believe that he's practicing abstinence.

1point

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Took me a while but this is GOLD!

1point

SeidWolf 4 years ago

🤣

1point

Astor.exe 3 years ago

hope its true i need better grades

0points

Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago

Mr Gen reply...

0points

Marina 4 years ago

I feel bad for Alex though

0points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

So this idiot goes up to a virgin .....

0points

#25

Yes, You Were Obviously The Only One That Noticed

Final score:

157points

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The Breadman 4 years ago

Why is the reply older than the comment though...?

87points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Plastic forks make other people time travel.

38points

James Mills 4 years ago

because the comments are photoshopped.

18points

MiaOokami 4 years ago

Wait... Frack. You're right.

5points

Fact Perils 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

3points

Lucifer Takashi 4 years ago

Edited probably.

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

Because that is not the reply, it's the actual comment..

1point

Sandra Amazing Star 3 years ago

time travelers

0points

Vic 4 years ago

What the fork was that!! Get the fork Outta here..

5points

𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯 𝔇𝔢𝔯𝔭 4 years ago

omg i love the good place

0points

Claire Harper 4 years ago (edited)

I still don't like that it was a suicide joke... Suicide is actually a touchy subject for many people

2points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Not only does ACME Products manufacture Plastic Froms, we also make Plastic Poonz and Knoves.

1point

DanieLegz 4 years ago

It's nice to see they recycle their plastic

1point

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

What is a plastic from? lol

1point

Jenny Li 4 years ago

BRUH HE FAILED HIS PHYSICS EXAM HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. The joke is actually so funny tho. XD

0points

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

it will work just fine according to Newton's Fourth Law

0points

Spaceentity 4 years ago

That's a Ground Fault Circuit Interrupter which will cut power to the outlet preventing the person from getting a lethal shock.

0points

#26

Standing Still

Final score:

157points

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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

Yeah they’ve been standing like that since 1966 🙄

76points

Big 4 years ago

Damn, they must be tired by now

3points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

MTV was really boring in the '60s. The musicians just stood still.

5points

Draga Millani 4 years ago

and ma man got 39 likes oml

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Assuming everybody is more likely to be stupid than joking is acutally pretty logical.

1point

Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago

there is a still like this on their tombstone too...

0points

Christopher Chang Peng Yen 4 years ago

Guess the ID "D2" means? Too drank

0points

Marina 4 years ago

That's 40 people who didn't get the joke, out of 4100

0points

Sam Cook 4 years ago

Guess they couldn’t stand it.

0points

Yvette Desmarais 4 years ago

I used to pretend there were little people inside the radio singing. But I was 5 and still knew I was pretending.

0points

Board Pan, duh. 4 years ago

Sorcery!!!

0points

#27

Wooooshing A Rage Comic In 2020

Final score:

153points

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Russian Otaku 4 years ago

Technically this can work and one wont die... if one has perfect timing and likely has replaced flesh legs with robotic legs with laughably ridiculous horsepower.... now surviving the sudden extreme change in motion and direction is altogether a different matter

70points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

I read somewhere that people tend to orient downward head first because our heads are so heavy. Please let me know whether I’m right or wrong.

2points

Viviane 4 years ago

It works. I tested it first with a dozen cats and they hit the ground running away.

8points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

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Michael Capriola 4 years ago

(You can't fix stupid.) Alright, folks. Grab your chairs and go up to the 10th floor for a scientific experiment.

3points

Sawdust 4 years ago

Mythbusters tested the "jump just before the elevator hits bottom" theory. It doesn't help.

3points

Sandton Myco 4 years ago

We should have a meeting for stupid people before 2020 ends

2points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Ah! Of course! I’ll go try this right now.

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

The person who drew that troll face certainly doesn't deserve the legacy that it has had.

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

But will you reach 9.8 m/s^2 before the chair?

1point

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

i dont think chairs are parachutes

0points

Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago

oh, it's like to do a little jump before a falling elevator cabin touch the bottom! gimme five bro!!!

0points

#28

In My Friends Discord Server

Final score:

146points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

This guy is breaking the law of universal gravitation.

71points

MiaOokami 4 years ago

You're under arrest for breaking the law...s of physics.

1point

Dave P 4 years ago

actually to the /woosh person, he discovered the formula to calculate it, not discovered it.

4points

NOAH KAMRATH 4 years ago

when newton invented gravity everyone flying fell to their deaths

4points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Many landed on the Viking houses.

2points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Trump has asked Congress to repeal the Law of Gravity. And its opposite, the Law of Comedy.

2points

Kirk Mckeever 4 years ago

Gravity---it's not just The Law--it's a Good Idea...

2points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

That's a VENT, not a LIGHTBULB.

1point

R. Lynx 4 years ago

He didn't discover it either. It discovered him by hitting him on the head with an apple.

1point

Bunny Girl 4 years ago

smh

1point

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

That's his take away from this?

1point

Edmund Muliadi 4 years ago

XD this meme is so funny

0points

#29

No They're Definitely Different

Final score:

145points

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CORLEONE 4 years ago

America is the continent it is not USA. You get it???

26points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

Actually, America is not a continent.. but North America is. So is South America. America is a short way of saying my country's name is too long and I don't like initials.

12points

Robert Miller 4 years ago

that's not what their singing about in God Bless America" ....do YOU get it ?!!!!

2points

Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago

America is the shirt way of saying USA. Next you’ll be complaining about how “American” is confusing because it refers to the cOnTiNeNt and then fail to explain what the demonym for someone for the USA is in that case.

2points

Fact Perils 4 years ago

Technically not true, Mexico’s full name is United States of Mexico and we call it Mexico, and the us name is United States of America so America makes sense

1point

sylvanticx 4 years ago

...to us americans, America is the name of our country.

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

The worst thing about this is the word 'then'.

7points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Makes me want to scream

1point

Eric Lafleur 4 years ago

THAN*

0points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Common use in America for the United States is acceptable language. In America (USA) we like words with several meanings.

0points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Welcome to Vespucci-land.

0points

Phil Boswell 4 years ago

Am I the only one disturbed that the McGonagall quote missed out the word "you"?

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

You again America? :I

0points

Corey Smith 4 years ago

I see that the joke went over many heads. If you are being sarcastic, I apologize. The U.S.A. and the U.S. are the same country. Many people in the U.S. refer to it as simply "America."

0points

columbokateUK 4 years ago

United States of America is more than just the US ?????

0points

David K 4 years ago

Well, to be fair, he probably meant to say that America as a continent is more than just the US as a country. But it´s terribly worded.

7points

M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago

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#30

Was Digging Into Some Of My Old Comments. Very Disappointed

Final score:

137points

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Viviane 4 years ago

"She" - use the right pronoun!

42points

Dave P 4 years ago

dont presume how someone identifies their pronouns

9points

Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago

"Mutti" - use the right title

1point

Gyan Ranjan Pruthal 4 years ago

Wait a minute...

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Assuming you believe in transgenders, "he" is still the right pronoun because he is still a man until he becomes a woman. Think chronologically : he becomes a woman, then she is a woman. At the moment you become something, you need to be something else or otherwise you would not become anything as it would be what you would already be.

-1point

Matt Thode 4 years ago

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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

And he became German.

11points

Francesca Schrödinger 4 years ago

😄😄😄 I wonder if anyone noticed that tbe woman is Angela Merkel, the german chancelor.

1point

Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago

The actual kazoo kid got curly brown hair thanks to puberty.

1point

Memento Mori 4 years ago

wasn't he also the "wait a minute.. who are you??" kid?

1point

Viv Hart 4 years ago

He turned into Angela Merkel, President of Germany!

0points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Transgender?

0points

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Oh. My. God.

0points

June Essinger 4 years ago

I think they got the joke, if they didn't then they would just be saying that it wasn't him.

0points

Joanne Haywood 4 years ago

Brutal.

0points

#31

The Rare Double Whammy

Final score:

134points

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CORLEONE 4 years ago

Don't stay too close to the sofa, it might fart LOL

57points

IFXO 4 years ago

bruh. now i can't sit on the sofa without laughing my head off

0points

Ben Steinberg 4 years ago

"Yo bro, she is such a fine lady, she went and got her ass upholstered..."

5points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

He's Mr Alex from the past post....

2points

Purr·maid 4 years ago

You never know about some people. That might actually be his 'girl'.

1point

Dwight k schrute. 4 years ago

Toss that booty like a salad.

0points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

dont worry. he just single

0points

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

oh oh I get it, he doesn't have a girlfriend, is that the joke here?

0points

Anil Maini 4 years ago

Is that Sofia?

0points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

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Michael Capriola 4 years ago

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#32

Why? She Can Just Put One On??

Final score:

134points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

A lot of people don't see camouflage jokes.

174points

J. F. 4 years ago

Yeah, they are often hard to spot

41points

Lis A 4 years ago

I think they often miss the target.

24points

James Mills 4 years ago

i didn't see what you did there.

11points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

You win.

7points

I_am_not_human 4 years ago

*spits out sweet tea*

4points

okpkpkp 4 years ago

me...

2points

Mr Red 4 years ago

See what?

2points

S. 4 years ago

How eyeronic.

2points

SeidWolf 4 years ago

There are 2 kinds of people, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data,

17points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

What's the other? Kiiiiiiidding, I'm kidding

0points

N G 4 years ago

I'm not sure they're looking at her face...

9points

Robert Thornburrow 4 years ago

Is that a St Christopher she's wearing?

0points

Orange 4 years ago

Is it me or is that a D**K in her boobs.

3points

AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH 3 years ago

I think it is. Why is there a dildo in her cleavage

0points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

This picture was part of a video clip I've just seen a few days ago and it was really funny.

2points

Dwight k schrute. 4 years ago

Why did you say, "a lot of people don't see jokes"?

1point

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Too busy staring at her chest probably.

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Fail, she should not have been allowed into the store >:I

1point

Adele Xie 3 years ago

i don't "see" it. also, can we talk about her outfit?

0points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

she seriously doesn't have a mask on!

0points

#33

Yeah This Is Definitely Bunk

Final score:

132points

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wandile dludlu 4 years ago

Hahaha... very dark humour right there

97points

Russian Otaku 4 years ago

This is funny can't believe I've never seen this one

16points

James Mills 4 years ago

i don't think airplanes fit in bunk beds. but i've been proven wrong before.

6points

sam thecat 4 years ago

Really poor taste

4points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

Absolute savage in plane sight right there! I did not see that coming, and neither did they.

3points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

Am I going to hell for laughing at that?

2points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

Don’t worry, we all are.

1point

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Great humor, why poor sour Kool Aid on everything? Get the joke and laugh, oh, oh, oh.

1point

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

Bruh ....wtf

0points

axolotl 4 years ago

shhhhh... don't spoil the meme

0points

Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

9/11 wahhhh!!! 😭😭😭😭

0points

#34

He Didn’t Buy The App

Final score:

132points

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Roxy 4 years ago

oof you ruined the joke man

63points

n i k o 4 years ago

Yeah, I wanted to laugh at memes not worry about out impending economic doom or learn about the way the rich and powerful control businesses smh /s

1point

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

So, like, he pay a billion pounds and still doesn't have the App?! What a gyp, man.

2points

Nemanja Zobenica 4 years ago

And I don't think this is Mark Zuckerberg either ;)

2points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Gee wiz your so smart . . . Thanks

1point

matt dogg 4 years ago

it's painful

0points

Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago

Mr Genius No 52752

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Meanwhile that person is posting their entire life on fakebook and instagram, while protesting against a vaccine with a chip so Bill Gatest can gain control of their life. Because they are "woke".

0points

#35

Damn!! I Could Have Never Figured That One Out!

Final score:

126points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

While browsing the internet, I've come across a few people who seem really stupid enough to seriously ask this first question.

131points

littlesaresare 4 years ago

Yeah this same post of the birthday candles has been in BoredPanda threads on stupid people. Pretty sure it was not a 'joke' originally but just someone having a brain fart.

23points

Kitty Kat 4 years ago

Yeah. I give the commenter a Poe's Law pass on this one.

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

Like the person selling the doors number 5 and 4 because he actually live in the house 45 not 54.

3points

fuggnuggins 4 years ago

On average a person is 0 years old for the first 21 months of their life. Unless you're Korean or something, then it's only 9 months.

2points

Marina 4 years ago

I was gonna say that too. It seems too honestly agressive to be a joke xD

1point

Johnny 4 years ago

I went to a 0'th birthday party once. A girlfriend's mom threw it because her daughter (my girlfriend's sister) was out of the country when she gave birth but they still wanted to celebrate the birth with friends and family. They did have a 0 on the cake.

2points

Jes Jørgensen, Motionpro 4 years ago

The day you are born is your 0 years birthday

2points

Aria 4 years ago

What does r\woosh mean?

2points

Wombatred26 4 years ago

It's a subreddit for jokes that went over peoples' heads.

0points

Aimee Kelley 4 years ago

Its literally for people who have their tenth birthday or some-what in the tens

1point

CORLEONE 4 years ago

To make the numbers; 001, 002, ... , 00100 LOL

1point

Miss Cris 4 years ago

Yes. Tomorrow is my 31,00235789 birthday, for example, and I need candles for this.

1point

Lis A 4 years ago (edited)

I have had this brain fart before..

1point

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Knowing the level of intelligence of some people from the USA I thought this was serious when I first saw it

0points

Gogamash 4 years ago

I have to take the side of the guy commenting here, because I already met people online who DO mean that kind of questions seriously. Really.....

0points

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Omg that made my day ROFL

0points

#36

Why Isn't This Children's Cartoon Factually Accurate??

Final score:

118points

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David K 4 years ago

Legend says that his dad was at work and mom was doing groceries on the day he was born.

67points

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

maybe the doctor lady holding him is his mum

2points

David Martin 4 years ago

That comment though, "If none of his mom wasn't thee", just breaks 100% of my brain

6points

Suzieq 4 years ago

It's just alcohol, don't strees

0points

Just_A_Pansexual_Gal 4 years ago

woosh

3points

Claire Harper 4 years ago

Easy, he just popped into existence one day

2points

Bryn Premium 4 years ago

Okay, but there really is a theory that a surrogate was used.

1point

Michael Capriola 4 years ago (edited)

"you're" not "your" dumbass. Besides, my Ever never feels down. It feels up. ("A spellcheck! My kingdom for a spellcheck!")

1point

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

Thee tho

1point

Gyan Ranjan Pruthal 4 years ago

He was incorporated by Evil

0points

Louie Duck 4 years ago

To go on the dark side... what if she sacrificed her life for doofenshmirtz?

0points

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

ITS A CARTOON LOGIC IS KICKED OUT THE WINDOW WHEN ITS A CARTOON!!

-2points

#37

It’s The Timeline And Probability For Me

Final score:

115points

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David K 4 years ago

Elon isn´t older than Ellie and this really happened. There was an article about it on funstoriesfordumbs.com, the most trustful site I know.

83points

Anne Reid 4 years ago

Ya got me, ya bastard!

14points

S. 4 years ago

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

11points

TheDemonUnderYourBed 4 years ago (edited)

It's Billie... either way, I was really about to look for the website- lmao it's too early for this

4points

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

bro i was excited to check out the website you bish >=0

2points

Thirteen 3 years ago

when did we start talking about ellie? i thought this is billie eilish..

1point

Rad Dot 4 years ago

Who's Ellie?

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

who is ellie the picture is of billie eilish

0points

Carter Brown 4 years ago

Deleted: it glitched and posted the exact same reply twice. I only did one.

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago

Elon Musk invented time travel, ya'll.

4points

Sawdust 4 years ago

Exactly! That's how he knew to invest in Tesla stock right from the start!

2points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I genuinely don't understand. What does an AC lineset have to do with anything?

2points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago

they even said no offense 😭 😭 protect this intellectually bland cinnamon roll at all costs 😭

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

Billie can time travel

1point

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Did I tell you about the time I introduced Billie and Elon? Billie thought that the TARDIS was a phone booth, and Elon thought it was a public toilet.

1point

MagNat 4 years ago

I like how respectful the 'correction' is, tho.

1point

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

unless Elon created a time machine and gave it to Billie with that long sciency word.

0points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Billie is a time traveler, it's just that simple!

-1point

#38

I Thought Social Distancing Started Three Years Ago...

Final score:

115points

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Wendillon 4 years ago

Not the place I expected to find PTX but I'll take it.

46points

Hamilton Lover 4 years ago

I looooove ptx especially this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4points

David K 4 years ago

Haha, as if social distancing was something new. There certainly wasn´t any flu or plague pandemic in the past :-)

2points

AbbiTabbi 4 years ago

I just happened to be listening to Pentatonix as I saw this! Love them!!

1point

DONNA L HENSON BOHLEN 4 years ago

Finland was doing it since the beginning of time

0points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

That one dude looks like he's gonna fall in a crevasse

0points

#39

Blink If You’re Ok

Final score:

114points

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• Lemønchu • 4 years ago (edited)

Adam, are you ok? Have they kidnapped you and trapped you inside Walmart again?

53points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

im good, no worries

7points

mr. t-rex 4 years ago

I saw Ow price instead of low price...

0points

Soap 4 years ago

Why worry about Adam if there's 4 for 1 corn.

0points

#40

Question Everything

Final score:

112points

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Dhannie Kristanto 4 years ago

why?

64points

Emily 4 years ago

why?

16points

I'm a makeup addict 4 years ago

why not?

7points

Sprinkled Donut 4 years ago

Why ask why?

6points

S. 4 years ago

Why the ‘why’?

5points

James Mills 4 years ago

no but why?

4points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

why?

4points

Sophia Ramsey 3 years ago

why not? but then again, why?

2points

Hehehehehehehehe 4 years ago

Why are you asking?

2points

That_WeirdBunBun! 4 years ago

Why’d you ask “why”?

1point

pansexualandproud 4 years ago

why

1point

Swyft 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

But why??

0points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

why?

0points

Phoenix 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Why?

10points

Wendillon 4 years ago

Why why?

6points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

I guess all toddlers are atheists.

7points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

Why?

0points

I I 4 years ago

my dad used to say curiosity gets the cat killed , i asked him how , he said one more question and he'll show me ...

6points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

oh s**t

2points

Michael Capriola 4 years ago

Waiter! Check, please!

1point

PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago

Questioning everything is also how you survive in life… if you’re stupid or have stupid friends

0points

Tammy Barrett Henson 3 years ago

Says who?

0points

Edmund Muliadi 4 years ago

Why?

0points

kira perez 4 years ago

why?

0points

PANDAS 4 years ago

why tho?

0points

#41

What About The First 3?

Final score:

33points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

And the pilot is the first to reach the crash site...

12points

Danny Bai 4 years ago

Unless the plane is spinning.

1point

Rod Egret 4 years ago

It's last when yo drop a glass, it always breaks at the last rebound....

2points

David K 4 years ago

Well, I get the joke indeed, but technically speaking, majority of accidents happen before the plane even takes off.

0points

#42

But Where Is H Tho?

Final score:

32points

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Vic 4 years ago

Sometimes I relate really strongly with this..

10points

Petra Christovová 4 years ago

The H is not missing, it is in "Home-office" People who worked in open plan office will get this.

1point

#43

Kinda Suspisius

Final score:

32points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

I see this game everywhere. I feel like maybe I should be playing it. Subliminal messaging works well on me, do the dew badabababa I'm loving it.

13points

the pan with a plan 4 years ago

i have it among us is fun

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago (edited)

im blu da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa [EDIT: oh wait das purple}

0points

MeepMorp5XG 4 years ago

Ok so randomness but, could someone take all of the crewmate pictures on the Polus cards and make them pictures? I desperately want to make it my pfp.

0points

S. 4 years ago

https://postimg.cc/gallery/7ZV768B — I've taken a screenshot of all the crewmate colours in the Polus cards, so have your pick and crop the image into your profile picture! Hope this helps :D

1point

Anne Reid 4 years ago

Suddenly craving a Big Mac. How odd.

0points

Eva Schmutz 4 years ago

me but I don't play it but I am thinking about it my brother loves among us

0points

#44

Wide Putin Song

Final score:

32points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Trump scored tremendously genius on an Alzheimer test. Too bad he can't remember his score...

16points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

And in coronavirus test, too.

1point

IFXO 4 years ago (edited)

I don't know about you, but my nose had to learn the tickle-resistance mechanism! 🤣

0points

#45

Even She Couldn’t See The Mask

Final score:

31points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Camouflage jokes are hard too get for some people.

25points

J. F. 4 years ago

They just don't see them coming

14points

IFXO 4 years ago (edited)

can i 'cull' out me me me me at you for not understanding the joke??? 😂😂😂

0points

Wolfowl 4 years ago

Mmm misspellings, tastes just like my old teacher used to make them

0points

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

Culled or called?

0points

wandile dludlu 4 years ago

People really can not see camo jokes. It's like they are camouflage

0points

I'manoob! 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

I'manoob! 4 years ago

whoa calm down jamal, don't pull out the 9... hqdefault-...177f3f.jpg

-2points

#46

That's How Time Works

Final score:

31points

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Amy Pattie 4 years ago

We the Australians hide everything from you. Sorry about the suspense this year but we didn’t want to ruin the surprise.

13points

Soap 4 years ago

Please... at least tell us how the first day of 2021 is....

4points

David K 4 years ago

It works that way. Very similar to how people in the Pacific celebrate the New Year ahead of the rest of the world :-)

1point

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

lul

0points

#47

Godzilla Isn't About God

Final score:

31points

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David K 4 years ago

I am Athiest and I proudly believe in Gotzilla.

12points

WalkieTaco 1 year ago

um, actually, it's GODzilla, not "Gotzilla." That's a spelling error.

0points

Klaus Hargreeves 4 years ago

godzilla = good

1point

Miss Cris 4 years ago

No, that's goodzilla

1point

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

But they can't have Godiva chocolates. Sorry, atheists.

0points

Emily 4 years ago

damn it

2points

#48

He Done Got Bamboozled

Final score:

30points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

R/woooosh inception! A play within a play ^-^

21points

#49

Hello Darkness One Doesn't Get It

Final score:

29points

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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

It's Gerperson, you sexist jerk.

7points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

random thing: who else has at least a slight case of trypophobia? i know i do✋

0points

Lumpy Space Princess 4 years ago

Sheesh! Playing the R card left and right!

0points

#50

Obama's Angry Because Trump Found Out His Last Name

Final score:

28points

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David K 4 years ago

Obama Obama

18points

#51

Bruhh

Final score:

28points

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I'manoob! 4 years ago

You don't say? 41AUw0wNdu...95e96e.jpg

4points

Kit Tan 4 years ago

Long live the Republic of China!

3points

Terd Fergison 4 years ago

All designs technically came from an imagination.

0points

#52

He Doesn't Get It

Final score:

27points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

That's why artificial eyes are made of glass. So you can see through them.

31points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Mine are the *sand kind, awfully itchy

10points

Abigail Nagel 4 years ago

WHOA

0points

CAELYN MORALES 4 years ago

Sand Is Called Sand Because It's Between The Sea And The Land

0points

#53

He Didn't Get It...

Final score:

26points

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SeidWolf 4 years ago

actually, the hardest part of taking nudes.. is trying to find a place for them all. I mean, floorboards and sheds only go so far...

8points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Watch NCIS reruns. They'll give you lots of ideas.

1point

#54

Youtube Gets The Best Wooooshes, Change My Mind

Final score:

25points

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David K 4 years ago

Stephanie doesn´t know just how powerful Youtube has become recently...

8points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

Sometimes on boredpanda I still see who way this not as a joke are are actually serious.

1point

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

Y O U ' R E

1point

Soap 4 years ago

Thank you for letting him take a break.

1point

#55

Saw This On Ig Today (Don’t Let The Stickors Distrackt You )

Final score:

25points

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CORLEONE 4 years ago

Don’t Let The Stickors Distrackt You

11points

TheDemonUnderYourBed 4 years ago

Too late.. lmao

2points

Emily 4 years ago

seriously?? four different people not getting the joke?? smh

2points

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

im so sorry the Stikors did Distrakt me

1point

lol idk 3 years ago

quadruple woosh!

0points

#56

Which One, Huh Obama?

Final score:

25points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

And now Obama might have the audacity to say 59...

17points

David K 4 years ago

But next year he will claim he is 60. Can you believe it?

7points

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

How dare you Obama ? Each year you say a different age. We all can see you adding 1 more number.

1point

Elsker 4 years ago

that font reminds me of good times:D

1point

Mary Peace 4 years ago

Obama is clever but he can't make time stand still.

0points

#57

Instagram Just Never Gets It

Final score:

25points

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Viviane 4 years ago

I was there, what a bunch of stuck-up, constipated a-holes.

14points

CAELYN MORALES 4 years ago

No, not a-holes, anals

0points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Why is "Jana" spelled backwards?

1point

#58

Cant Make This Up... On A Callmecarson Post

Final score:

24points

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David K 4 years ago

WOW, that´s the biggest swimming pool I have ever seen, looks totally natural. How expensive is the chlorine sanitizing? I´m thinking of buying something like this, you know.

12points

Daniel Wang 4 years ago

didn't callmecarsonyt beat minecraft with jaidenanimations?

2points

n i k o 4 years ago

Yes! I really like callmecarson :)

0points

#59

Playstation 2

Final score:

24points

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Mishka Katira 4 years ago

wth?

4points

#60

Coca Cola Isn't White Silly..

Final score:

24points

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Soap 4 years ago

Naw, it's totally donuts

6points

I'manoob! 4 years ago

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Ozacoter 4 years ago

The drink, of course, because its powdered and white.

14points

#61

Bulletproof Comment

Final score:

23points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

And bullets are made out of lead because lead is dangerous for the human body.

13points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Especially dangerous at high speed.

2points

lol idk 3 years ago

i know what else is made out of lead. their brain

0points

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

mythbusters did a test on this before... the gun is to bullet is to powerful and strong to get attracted to a magnet--- even if they were magnetic...

0points

#62

This Guy's Arm Must Be Ripped

Final score:

22points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

With 1,234 minutes or more than 20 hours of exercise he should get some blisters ... on his feet, of course.

9points

Vic 4 years ago

On his feet or on his inches.. :-D

0points

Radek Suski 4 years ago

Took me a second

4points

Wendillon 4 years ago

Took me a tad longer than a second...

6points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

It probably also records that he's having a 5 mile run at 2.30 AM.

2points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

Well, they're not wrong.

2points

Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

Nurses could get this around this amount of steps in a single shift. Nurses get a lot of steps per day.

0points

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

I DIDNT GET THE JOKE HELPPPPPPPPPP!!!

0points

Raven 4 years ago

i dont get it...

0points

Dilly Millandry 4 years ago

He is using his right arm in an energetic self-pleasuring session... 😉

0points

#63

Seriously Tho, Whats His Name?

Final score:

21points

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KATELYN BERRYMAN 4 years ago

sad...

2points

#64

I Want To Know If This Person Just Got Access To The Internet. I'm Pretty Sure The Only Way You Could Miss This Is If You've Been On The Internet For A Short Amount Of Time

Final score:

21points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Beg to differ. My carmechanic only has 15 seconds in a minute. He charges me 4 hours of labor on a 1 hour job.

17points

Dilly Millandry 4 years ago

Haha... though my husband is in a different industry and often has customers tell him 'it's an easy job, won't take more than an hour'. It's never true.

3points

Roxy 4 years ago

dude

2points

#65

These Memes Have Been Around For So Long, How Do People Still Not Get It?

Final score:

20points

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M O'Connell 4 years ago

Interesting fact, the first attempts at continuous linked tracks were actually an attempt to propel ships, not land vehicles.

4points

Daniel Wang 4 years ago

I saw that meme on reddit before

1point

#66

She Missed It Unlike The Bullet

Final score:

19points

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pansexualandproud 4 years ago

Let's put an "F" in the chat for that poor dumb soul.

9points

Alexander Mezger 3 years ago

F

1point

Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

1point

Ciel Pike 4 years ago

f

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

fFfFfF

1point

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

1point

I'manoob! 4 years ago

F

1point

not sus pupper 3 years ago

ffffffffff

0points

Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

I did not know that was his middle name… 😂

0points

Samuel Chen 4 years ago

F

0points

#67

[Visible Confusion]

Final score:

19points

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Zinia Sundahl 4 years ago

🤣

5points

Zinia Sundahl 4 years ago

Smart BA1DBCE9-3...6f2f8.jpeg

2points

Lizard Gaming_YT 3 years ago

you are

1point

TheDemonUnderYourBed 4 years ago (edited)

Right there my guy

1point

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Lol

1point

not sus pupper 3 years ago

the 4th one is you!

0points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

u

0points

Hayley Zadwarny 4 years ago

took me a moment lol

0points

4 years ago

very smart

0points

Abigail Nagel 4 years ago

anyone who does not get this is the fourth one ;)

0points

Bloxmakesgames2019 4 years ago

You are

0points

#68

I’m In Australia And I’m Falling. Jokes On This Dude Lol

Final score:

19points

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littlesaresare 4 years ago

As an Australian I can confirm that we do not have gravity here.

33points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Go home, Australian, you are drunk.

6points

animeman59 pl 4 years ago

LET ME INNNN

5points

Peppermallow 4 years ago

It is amazing that if you throw a boomerang straight up in Australia, that it still returns to you

2points

Az 4 years ago

That's why we are all high

2points

Firefoxy3121 4 years ago

IM HERE TOOOOOOOO

2points

Giles McArdell 4 years ago

Apparently you do have levity though.

1point

Klaus Hargreeves 4 years ago

thats what i thought.

1point

IFXO 4 years ago

It's only the west side of the earth that has gravity. lmao 🤣🤣🤣

0points

#69

No Way, I Always Thought That It Was The Otherway Around

Final score:

19points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

After the movie became a hit DreamWorks Animation sued Madagascar for using the name.... Oh,wait. DreamWorks Animation isn't Disney. Never mind....

11points

#70

Something's Wrong I Can Feel It

Final score:

18points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

He became republican because he wanted a gullible audience who would fall for his lies.

9points

Dodo 4 years ago

Mission Accomplished

2points

IFXO 4 years ago

He became a republican to make America fade again! 😂😁

1point

#71

What Lovely Art

Final score:

18points

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Ravenwolf 4 years ago

How do you not get that? Like, really?

2points

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

this person is JELLY!!

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

the title of the next thing is right under your comment and it says "yes he is" and it's like download-2...61dd2.jpeg

0points

#72

Yes He Is

Final score:

18points

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Joseph Kuhlman 4 years ago

I think the worst part is that this is in a meme reddit

1point

Alina 4 years ago

Took me a second 😂

0points

#73

Some People...

Final score:

17points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

Burger king, fantastic.

12points

not sus pupper 3 years ago

im hungry

0points

Tiger Pearl 4 years ago

No, cuz the stork!!

2points

#74

I Was Told That This Might Apply Here...

Final score:

17points

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Ola Polowczyk 4 years ago

Love the movie reference here

13points

Adrienne Early 4 years ago

I totally didn't get it till I saw your comment, and I loved that movie 😂

1point

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Do people making such comments ever realize on their own how stupid that comment was?

3points

CORLEONE 4 years ago

That's not Nicholas Cage, that's Nicholas Travolta hahaha

0points

#75

That's So Offensive

Final score:

17points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)

But we can see how stupid you are. ( Was an answer to a comment from some troll called Dumb Rose or something. )

6points

#76

My Friends Are So Dumb

Final score:

17points

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Cat = Dogs 4 years ago

why he not concerend about the 1st one

10points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I'd be more concerned about how that relates to the last three...

5points

Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

Funny this isn’t Google searches and yt searches instead. I feel like they would find more answers to “can a human get a dog pregnant” if they Google it

1point

not sus pupper 3 years ago

DOG PREGNANCY?! WTF??

0points

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

this might be a trick but the last and first one is VERY concerning

0points

#77

Dude Accidentally Has Awful Grammar To Call Out A Bot That Intentionally Changes The Spelling Of Tweets...

Final score:

16points

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pansexualandproud 4 years ago

"sometimes cant even know normal words" wut ???

7points

Thirteen 3 years ago

i hate uwu girls https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=dLksCAa0&id=2E96D0168ADB52C38E8252CC0DDFA7D3C8311138&thid=OIP.dLksCAa0icfJ6gcoP6wY_wHaHa&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.74b92c0806b489c7c9ea07283fac18ff%3frik%3dOBExyNOn3w3MUg%26riu%3dhttp%253a%252f%252fwww.quickmeme.com%252fimg%252f61%252f61972144b66feab972997893525fd38ebd254f7c0736c18035eeb7ead50323b2.jpg%26ehk%3dGRi3%252fekReXzJBZbynBI9zUCVqQDOohvLw3k7nOGaCr8%253d%26risl%3d%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=625&expw=625&q=ffffffffffffffffffuuuuu+meme&simid=608043683171870531&FORM=IRPRST&ck=2648DBE8C26DDC9094199825AE7C19A2&selectedIndex=0

0points

Thirteen 3 years ago

i meant 3ed135.jpg

0points

#78

She Is Atleast 1 Universe Old

Final score:

16points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

After god created Adam, he looked around and asked who the woman in the corner was God said ' I dunno man she was already here when I came.' When Adam talked to her, she said ' I'm Queen Elizabeth Nice to meet you.'

23points

#79

Twenty-Hundred Twenty

Final score:

16points

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Sakib sarar Ananda 4 years ago (edited)

oneteen onety one.

20points

The one and only 4 years ago

oneteen

0points

Klaus Hargreeves 4 years ago

Data!

2points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

ElEvEnTeEn OnEtY oNe

0points

#80

James Did It

Final score:

16points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Why wait till 21 to do illegal drugs if you can legally have prescription drugs at 15?

3points

Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago

Ive been on prescription d***s since I was 6 >=3

0points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Actually, you can do illegal drugs.

2points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

So can you?

1point

pansexualandproud 4 years ago

theodd1sout is one of my favorites youtubers

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

JAMES WHY ARE YOU ASKING

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

James honey no

0points

#81

Now I Know Not To Send Memes To My Older Cousin

Final score:

16points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

I do love it when I leave Mariah in the first shop, just to meet her again in the second, third and fourth shop. /S

6points

#82

If Their The Same Person, How Are They All On The Screen At The Same Time?

Final score:

16points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

If They're The Same Person....

7points

Daniel Wang 4 years ago

they're cloned

1point

S. 4 years ago

why am I here

1point

Benjamin Lensgraf 4 years ago

*they're

0points

#83

Red Sus Tho!!!!

Final score:

15points

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Jill 4 years ago

I would have been that imposter.../sigh

3points

not sus pupper 3 years ago

im NOT SUS mk?

0points

Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

Where can I find this meme template?

0points

Abigail Nagel 4 years ago

lol i say i was in vent during meetings, no one ever votes me out... lol

0points

#84

Of Course It's Fake..

Final score:

15points

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pansexualandproud 4 years ago

welp, i guess im not pan then ;-;

7points

TheDemonUnderYourBed 4 years ago

Oh- O-oh- oh- that- tha- that- that- that- Oh..

1point

anxiousPansexualnightmare 4 years ago

me neither T^T

1point

lol idk 3 years ago

same ._.

0points

not sus pupper 3 years ago

HOW DOES SSOMEONE FITA WHOLE PAN DOWN THEIR THROAT?! BRUH

0points

#85

Kieth Urban

Final score:

15points

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#86

Do Those Acktshually-People Think They’re Smart Like This?

Final score:

15points

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.because humor 4 years ago

You spelt acshshshly wrong

10points

J. F. 4 years ago

Is Os sure about that?

0points

#87

Hmmm She’s Got A Point

Final score:

14points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Low phone charge gave my anxiety, then I saw my owns at 21% so ima go to bed now lol

7points

pansexualandproud 4 years ago

lol but same tho, luckily i am still at 75%

1point

CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago

FUN FACT!!- the female mantis beheads and EATS the head of the male mate

2points

Dana 4 years ago

Y'all, I thought this was an ear of corn for like a solid minute until I read the mantis part

2points

MantisGirl15 4 years ago

The female mantis doesn't always cannibalize the male. It doesn't even happen very often.

-2points

#88

No S*** Sherlock

Final score:

14points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

No, it's Bill Gates! And the "To be or not to be" line is not Bob Marley's, but Bob Dylan's.

8points

Zlaxcat Youtube 4 years ago

No, the line of to be or not to be is Shakespeares

0points

TheDemonUnderYourBed 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#89

Sherlock Holmes And James Watson Solve Another Case Together

Final score:

14points

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lol idk 3 years ago

I'm the guy at home with a TV remote in this picture

1point

#90

Did He Even Read The Meme

Final score:

14points

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Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

THAS THE POINT IDIOT

2points

#91

Thats Electoral Votes Dumbass

Final score:

14points

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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

437.

1point

#92

Sorting By Controversial Is Always Fun

Final score:

14points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

-20, that's a tidy whoosh score

10points

#93

Well, He's Not Wrong

Final score:

14points

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Zuko 4 years ago

ooh, a self burn. Those are rare

2points

#94

That’s Sonic Tho...

Final score:

13points

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II️ovecatsandogs 4 years ago

… Or is it?

6points

Klaus Hargreeves 4 years ago

the mario mash up world is very good

0points

#95

What Are You Guys Talking About A Real Wall Cost Less

Final score:

13points

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Daniel Wang 4 years ago

Does anyone have a chisel?

4points

#96

I Mean, I Have No Idea Either....

Final score:

13points

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#97

Believe It Or Not, I Do Understand How Iq Works

Final score:

13points

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n i k o 4 years ago

Not possible YET. Just you wait...

2points

#98

I- How Did You Not— Why Do Kids Take Things So Literally?

Final score:

13points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Thousands of cars form lines to collect food in Texas. NYC residents wait in quarter-mile long line for food. Long lines at food banks across U.S.

6points

Amy Pattie 4 years ago

Holy crap that’s bad. Sorry about your country, that sounds awful.

2points

#99

Jesus Was A Carpenter Hmm...

Final score:

13points

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#100

Who Would Mr Beast Have As A Sponsor?

Final score:

12points

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Mallory m. Brewer 4 years ago

Or is he?!

1point

#101

Does Someone Not Know Sarcasm?

Final score:

12points

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#102

He Is A Hero!

Final score:

12points

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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Sure he did. Just like Epstein.

3points

Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago

Hitler faked his suicide so that he could spend the rest of his life with his one true love, Joseph Stalin. That famous political cartoon of the two getting married was actually commissioned by Joseph to commemorate their love. This is why the soviets picked up hitlers body and it was never seen again.

1point