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While the car one drives might be an extension of their personality, pretty often practicalities come first. Sometimes good mileage and reliability beats everything else. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other ways to get one’s ideas across when on the road.

So we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most unhinged bumper stickers folks have seen in public and hopefully not photographed while driving. Get comfortable as you scroll through, don’t read this post behind the wheel, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.

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#1

Are We Great Yet

Vehicle bumper featuring a political satire wild bumper sticker.

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Embarrassed, depressed, and scared.

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    In A Small Mountain Town

    A bumper sticker on a blue car that reads I am not in your hurry.

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    I think I'll start saying this at work

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    #3

    Some Of You Will Have A Good Day; Others, Well

    A colorful bumper sticker on a Kia reading have the day you voted for.

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    5 hours ago

    Fair

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    #4

    Think

    A funny bumper sticker reading THINK It's Not Illegal.. Yet on the back of a car bumper.

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    Once the orange devil gets more power, thinking will be illegal

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    #5

    Saw This And Could Relate

    Small relatable bumper stickers about anxiety on a car window.

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    I need this as a badge 🫣

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    #6

    When News Becomes Comedy

    A humorous bumper sticker on a car stating My comedy channel? Fox News. My news source? Comedy Central.

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    4 hours ago

    True

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    #7

    We The People…

    Yellow wild bumper sticker on a white vehicle discussing We the People.

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    Ohhhhhh WANT

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    #8

    And To You

    A sweet bumper sticker decal on a vehicle window reading I HOPE SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS TO YOU TODAY.

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    GenuineJen
    GenuineJen
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    4 hours ago

    I see these all over where I live and love it so much.

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    #9

    I Can Appreciate Expression Through A Wholesome Message!

    Car window decal with message about staying alive, featured as wild bumper stickers.

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    ❤️

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    #10

    No Step On Snek

    A parody Gadsden flag sticker on a car saying NO ONE IS TREADING ON YOU, SWEETIE.

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    Bill Swallow
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    6 hours ago

    ... but way too many of you make it real easy to *want to*!

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    #11

    Parking Advice

    A car door decal with a silhouette figure reading Don't Park Too Close I'm Fat.

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    Charlotte
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    6 hours ago

    I kinda like this one; some parking spots are so narrow it's like the person who laid them out assumed everyone is a skinny minny who likes sliding in to their car sideways

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    #12

    It's Not Pie

    A rainbow bumper sticker with a message about equal rights on a vehicle.

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    Khavrinen
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    7 hours ago

    Wonder what horrible words the censor-bot mistook "Does Not Mean" for?

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    #13

    When You Have Siezure Disorder And You Spot This At The Gas Station Getting Your Morning Coffee

    A hand holding a wild bumper sticker reading, Pretty Sure I Seized The Wrong Day, inside a car.

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    GenuineJen
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    4 hours ago

    This explains a lot, actually 🤔 I’ve just seized the wrong day is all.

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    #14

    2 For 1

    Funny bumper stickers about family on the back of a silver Toyota.

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    10 minutes ago

    I brake for longdogs

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    #15

    Accurate

    Funny bumper stickers about loving mythical creatures like kids who listen, placed on a car window.

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    7 hours ago

    Honest politicians....

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    #16

    A Gay Person Touched Your Car 😜😘

    Vehicle decals and funny bumper stickers stating Pro God Pro Life Pro Gun next to a small sticky note prank.

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    4 hours ago

    How the f can you be "pro life" AND "pro gun"? It's literally a tool for ending lives! ...oh, right.

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    #17

    So That’s Who Did It!

    Funny wild bumper stickers referencing letting the dogs out on a rear bumper.

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    4 hours ago

    That answers the lifelong question of WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO? XP

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    #18

    Coleslaw-D

    Custom Coleslaw bumper stickers combining Cole sticker and car logo on a black vehicle.

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    3 hours ago (edited)

    Bern for president?

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    #19

    50 In A 35

    A funny decal on a car rear window about speeding and police car lights.

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    2 hours ago

    ICEe what you did there..

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    #20

    Defund Paw Patrol

    Wild bumper stickers reading Defund Paw Patrol on a silver car.

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    3 minutes ago

    Boo.

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    #21

    Dope Bumper Sticker I Saw Tonight

    Wild bumper stickers on a silver car including one with a spider saying Please Don't Squish The Homies.

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    #22

    Happy Late Fur-Mom's Day

    Humorous bumper stickers stating my child is not an honor roll student, she is a dog on a car trunk.

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    #23

    True

    A blue wild bumper sticker on a white car window with white text stating, JOY IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.

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    What dystopian world does this person live in, that they feel rebellious being joyous?

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    #24

    LOL

    Wild bumper sticker on a car referencing patriots braking for marsupials.

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    ...and drive without braking straight on bears, bisons, elks, deers, cows, etc.

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    #25

    Indeed

    A black pickup truck featuring wild bumper stickers that read Please Be Patient STUPID DRIVER on its tailgate.

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    CarEnthusiast
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    5 hours ago

    Some people need this more than others

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    #26

    Amen

    A car rear window displaying one of many wild bumper stickers that reads Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven.

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    News flash for "christian" nationalists; it never would.

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    #27

    My Kind Of Car

    Orange bumper stickers reading HONK IF YOU LOVE HONKING on a dark car rear window.

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    #28

    You Wouldn't Download A Car

    Decal bumper stickers on a car rear windshield saying I downloaded this car.

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    #29

    A Minimalist’s Masterpiece

    A silver vehicle displaying a wild bumper sticker that reads, please dont hit my car lol, above the emblem.

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    #30

    Spotted This Highly Motivational Message

    An illustration sticker of Jesus with funny text saying DISAPPOINTMENTS ALL OF YOU.

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    7 hours ago

    True. I'm a disappointment. BUT HE LOVES ME ANYWAY!! :D

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    #31

    I ❤️ Due Process

    Vehicle with wild bumper stickers reading I heart due process near a license plate.

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    Khavrinen
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    7 hours ago

    "I have a soft spot for anything that's going extinct."

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    #32

    The Dude Abides

    A yellow bumper sticker about The Big Lebowski movie on a car rear window.

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    42 minutes ago

    Honk

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    #33

    A Lot Of Occult Stuff On Here

    Green SUV with movie quote bumper decals, showing unique and wild bumper stickers.

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    4 hours ago

    No it's not.

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    #34

    Definitely Agree With That…..and Not Just The Church, But The Synagogues, Mosques, Gurdwaras …

    Car bumper displaying political and religious wild bumper stickers on a vehicle.

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    4 hours ago

    To quote the great philosopher Frank Zappa, "Tax the churches. Tax the businesses owned by the churches."

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    #35

    Spotted On A Co-Worker’s Car 💯

    Funny tombstone bumper stickers on a car window with humorous text about finances.

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    4 hours ago

    Good luck with that. It’s expensive to díé too.

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    #36

    Not Sure About This One

    Wild bumper stickers on a red pickup truck reading Patriotism Isn't Racism on the rear windshield.

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    Nationalism isn't patriotism, either.

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    #37

    Patience Is Needed

    Funny pink bumper stickers reading pls be patient this is me rn with a crying hamster photo.

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    #38

    For Those Of Us That Are Built Different!

    A purple wild bumper sticker on a vehicle with humorous text about Taco Bell and weak bloodlines.

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    Yes.

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    #39

    Ask Me About My Lobotomy

    Back of a car with a decal reading Ask me about my lobotomy, among wild bumper stickers.

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    #40

    Not Really A Bumper Sticker But

    Funny car decal reading My mom said I can't speed, example of wild bumper stickers.

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    4 hours ago

    She never lets me do anything fun!

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    #41

    No Babies

    Yellow diamond-shaped bumper sticker on a vehicle bumper reading No Babies On Board, showcasing wild bumper stickers.

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    4 hours ago

    Just today I saw a "baby on board" sticker and it had a picture of a baby riding on a snowboard. Got a good chuckle out of that one.

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    #42

    Pickle Lover

    Green bumper stickers with funny text on a grey car about eating pickles over a sink.

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    Khavrinen
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    7 hours ago

    Well, obviously!!

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    #43

    Raise Hell And Eat Cornbread

    White truck with bumper stickers decal saying Raise Hell And Eat Cornbread on the rear window.

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    Héll can raise itself.

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    #44

    One Of My Favorites

    Bright pink bumper stickers with humor text about listening to 1999 song Steal My Sunshine.

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    6 hours ago

    So good

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    #45

    Oh The Irony

    Yellow and blue bumper stickers on a red car trunk reading Honk If Your Dumb.

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    ... my dumb What?

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    #46

    Hell Yeah

    A blue bumper sticker supporting science choice and pro-wrestling on a white car.

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    4 hours ago

    As it should be.

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    #47

    Not In The Wild But Still Funny

    Meme featuring wild bumper stickers on a car window reading Unashamed next to a cross logo.

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    2 hours ago

    Not if in the microwave at work..

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    #48

    I Honked But They Seemed Upset. 😁

    Funny bumper sticker on a red vehicle reading Honk if you love Snoopy or are insane.

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    What if you're both? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    #49

    Showing Off New Bumper Sticker

    Humorous raccoon bumper stickers on a gray Mazda rear bumper warning tailgaters

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    #50

    Oh

    A funny bumper sticker on a silver Prius reading MY DAUGHTER IS A BIGOT.

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    5 hours ago

    Ok, not sure why you'd advertise that tho

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    #51

    Full Service

    Humorous and wild bumper sticker on a grey vehicle rear end.

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    5 hours ago

    This one is funny if you know what Claire's is. Although, that store is more likely to encourage me to go get one (if I was a few decades younger)

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    #52

    I Want To Be Their Friend

    Funny bumper stickers on a black car featuring a worm illustration and humorous text

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    #53

    Missing About 12 Teeth When Pulling Up

    Controversial bumper stickers on a white truck reading EVOLUTION: An Adult Fairy Tale!

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    Evidence schmevidence! Their Religious beliefs carry more weight than any evidence, surely! /s

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    #54

    My Other Ride Is Your Mom

    A black car rear window featuring a wild bumper sticker that says, My Other Ride is Your Mom.

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    #55

    I Am Guessing He Has A Manifesto As Well

    American political bumper stickers on a truck rear window.

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    Fųcking READ your constitution! Read your bible, even; I mean, it's fiction, but the main character dude in the NT says some good stuff that a lot of people who say they believe in him seem to completely ignore...

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    #56

    My First Sticker, Any Suggestions?

    Rainbow pride bumper stickers combined with car emblem reading BE GAY, DO CRIME, DRIVE PRIUS

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    #57

    Saw This Sticker Combo At Work, Yikes!

    Pepe the Frog decal displayed inside a car back window among funny bumper stickers

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    5 hours ago

    N**i fücker

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    #58

    What Does This Bumper Sticker Mean?

    A car displaying a thin blue line American flag decal on its rear bumper next to the tail light.

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    It means the driver is a right-wing @$$hole.

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    #59

    Fun Sticker In Flagstaff

    Car back window featuring funny bumper stickers with quirky text decals

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    #60

    My Beautiful Car That I Love

    Monster High themed decals on a grey car hood, showcasing wild bumper stickers and stickers.

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    #61

    Why

    A white SUV displaying wild bumper stickers on the back glass reading Try That In A Small Town with a flag graphic.

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    5 hours ago

    You mean in a town of small-minded people?

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