40 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Got Posted On This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Bruh I should be doing a book report on hidden figures that is due tommorow and I haven’t started reading it yet

Your username is just perfect.

I'm in this... and I don['t like it...

hah! same! *looks at other tab with the test im sposed to be doing in it*

Same

Come on, baby, light my fire 🎶

I wanna party with you and Marl

Me too! I'm fairly sure that's the funniest thing I've ever read.

Yeah this is no.1 material!

LOL

Fun fact: some people slept through biology class.

You now human females also have an egg cell and the period is not an unfertilized baby right?

Respectfully, eggs are ovulation, not menstruation.

Fun fact a lot of eggs actually are fertilized but they didn’t get warm enough long enough to start developing. Source:chicken owner/breeder.

And if free range, many are fertilised.....

Eggs are not babies, fertilised or otherwise. A period consists of the tissue that forms an interface between child and mother; there is nothing of the sort in an egg, which instead is food for the potential hatchling.

I'm married to a Filipina. One word: balut 🤢

Not periods or babies-JUST EGGS.

Damn….

Birds don't have periods.

Don’t start saying that or nut jobs will start picketing chicken farms in Texas, demanding that every egg be fertilised and born into a Christian family.

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN🤣

the ones from battery farms where the hens never get to see a rooster probably are. But did you ever have a small black dot in your eggwhite with some fuzzy whitish stuff hanging from it? That's an early chicken embryo

https://thewisebaker.com/are-eggs-chicken-periods/ https://www.quora.com/The-eggs-that-we-eat-are-unfertilized-so-in-reality-do-we-actually-eat-chicken-period

um fun fact Alex, chickens don't have periods. and eggs are not periods. eggs are not unfertilized babies, they would need to be fertilized to be a baby. u may want to use the internet to educate yourself at some point.

fun fact: If (all) eggs are unfertilized babies how do you explain the survival of the chicken race? Even more importantly...what the hell is an unfertilized baby?

NOOOOOO WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

That's the same phenomena when people scream eeeeeeeew when it comes to human breast milk, they rather prefer that of a cow. How much sense does that make?

Chicken OVULATIONS and you can eat fertilized eggs as well.

I'm sensing ignorant PETA propaganda

Check your facts. Lol

Sooo.....all those times ives watched my chicks hatch from an egg are a figment of my imagination I guess 🙄

guys he did say he was Sauron, chill

Curse you, Skeletor!!

Nope. They are.... I forgot whom one can and cannot argue with. My apologies.

Eggs are the nutrition for the unfertilised baby. The bit that might have been a chick is very very tiny. Anyway, I don't fancy my omelette now, thanks.

Another fun fact: eggs were once called cackling farts.

Now u put me off of eggs. No fair

Oh God

So….you woke up today and thought what? Let’s see how many people we can get to stop eating eggs? (Satire)

Ann T

Ann T

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

What a stupid comment.

You had to tell us that. 😬😄

Astonishin...611658.gif

Fun fact: My yard eggs actually are fertile

Quite fright, Rank.

Skeletor?

Norah Reilly

Norah Reilly

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

...and, you're eating them, right?

Not all flock of chickens are without a rooster though.

Hmmmm they taste good

Imagine dropping a fact most children learn in kindergarten like it's obscure knowledge

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

And they come out of the chickens vagina not its bum