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Some people just have a way with words. They always seem to find the most accurate way to describe not only what they’re feeling personally, but the oddly specific thoughts and situations the rest of us experience too.

Continuing our monthly series, we've rounded up the funniest tweets from July.

From brutal summer heat and vacation chaos to the meal prepping and work waiting for you when you get back, these jokes and observations perfectly capture the time of the year we're at!

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Funny July tweets about the difficulty of parallel parking and the presence of witnesses.

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    A funny tweet from Tony D saying 'That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh.' This tweet defines July internet humor.

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    #3

    A tweet from Ramin Nasibov showing Willem Dafoe looking up, representing funny and unhinged tweets from July.

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    #4

    Funny July tweet discussing how the economy's state changed scam messages.

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    #5

    A funny tweet showing Anthony Bourdain on a train, captioned about travelling with a book in July.

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    "A book? What is that?"

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    #6

    A funny tweet discussing curating 64 playlists based on specific feelings, illustrating unhinged tweets.

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    At least yours is a playlist. Mines a mixtape.

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    #7

    Funny July Tweet: User @Abakpajob highlights the motivation to clean when someone is visiting.

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    #8

    A tweet from Daniella featuring a New York Magazine article about Netflix adding TV channels, a funny tweet from July.

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    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! How much will it coast? Edit: "cost", of course. Dämn autocorrect!

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    #9

    Unhinged tweets from July showing a crying child at a table with a plate of spaghetti.

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    #10

    Unhinged July tweet contrasting healthy eating with lettuce and Oreos.

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    #11

    A funny tweet from Erin Durkin about July heat and air quality, defining July on the internet.

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    #12

    An unhinged tweet from July 2026 about an elephant tying the room together.

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    #13

    A funny tweet by Kristen, stating that being an adult means waking up tired and staying tired forever.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dusting. Endless dusting.

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    #14

    A funny, unhinged tweet from July about creating a lifelong password at age 9, defining internet humor.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine at 11, but yes 🙌

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    #15

    An unhinged tweet showing iMessage texts from an upstairs neighbor about dropping heavy stuff and screaming loudly.

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    "Upstairs neighbor" 😅

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    #16

    Funny July tweet by Traphousejodeci about immunity from produce virus after eating gas station food.

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    #17

    A July 2026 tweet by NYTPitchbot about current problems. This funny tweet defines July on the internet.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, except testosterone treatment is known to cause complications later in life. Our tax dollars will be paying to treat those complications. Ugh.

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    #18

    An unhinged tweet about being exhausted from CrossFit, humorously corrected to 'croissant' consumption.

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    #19

    A funny and unhinged tweet about regretting a pastry purchase, defining internet humor in July.

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    #20

    Unhinged tweets from July featuring a quote about saying okay and not doing something.

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    #21

    A funny tweet about driving far to see The Odyssey and getting lost on the way back, among unhinged tweets.

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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for sirens! Oh, and if you have a choice to go between Scylla and Charybdis . . . .

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    #22

    An unhinged tweet from July about parents' phone notification sounds, defining internet humor.

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    #23

    A funny, unhinged tweet from July about inventing a job that hires you, shared on the internet.

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    #24

    A funny tweet with an image of a cat face within a glowing star, making an unhinged comment about gas.

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    #25

    A funny tweet showing a close-up of a book page with the abbreviation Tbh circled, for July tweets.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe burning books is not always wrong... 🤔

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    #26

    A July 2026 tweet by Josh Billinson showing sad fans in costumes. This unhinged tweet defines July on the internet.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but they remind me of Merry, Pippin and Sam.

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    #27

    A funny tweet from NurseBrianRN about unusual weight loss methods, defining July on the internet.

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    #28

    A funny tweet from July 2026 by @theogpooh about a dookiedemic and toilet paper not flying off shelves.

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    #29

    A funny tweet about saving 4th of July fireworks for the 13th of July, part of unhinged tweets.

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    #30

    A funny tweet about turning teeth brushing into a battle of wills, showcasing unhinged tweets.

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    #31

    Funny July tweet with medieval art depicting a person and a demon, captioned about hanging out.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle." – seen online

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    #32

    Unhinged July tweet on capitalist America comparing Taco Bell to CDC and Waffle House to weather alert system.

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    #33

    Funny July tweet by Bob Golen about dentures being called substitooths.

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    #34

    A funny tweet showing two meal prep containers with money instead of food, labeled Monday and Tuesday for July.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oka, we get it, you're rich! Do you need to rub it in our face?

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    #35

    A funny and unhinged Arbys tweet showing a mac and cheesesteak, marked safe from leafy greens.

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    An unhinged tweet from July 2026 about eating ice cream for dinner because raw vegetables are making people sick. The image shows a hand holding an ice cream cone with colorful sprinkles.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else thinks the next emoji needs to be "explosive diarrhea"?

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    #37

    Funny tweets from July: Peach's tweet about being sued after not paying hospital bills, despite advice not to.

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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My French and British friends ask me about this all the time and every single time they are shocked.

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    #38

    A funny WhatsApp conversation tweet from tesherkeren about borrowing money, a July unhinged tweet.

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    Funny tweets from July showing a close-up of a face on a TV screen with The Rookie title.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if that was Chewbacca's eyes behind The Wookie...

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    #40

    Funny July tweet by Melody about a podiatrist saying it's hot girl foot summer.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some doctors have a weird sense of humor...

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    #41

    Funny July Tweet: User @Davefreese6 posts a picture of Pop-Tarts Protein, implying a humorous take on healthy eating.

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    #42

    A July 2026 tweet by Patrick Kidd about the World Cup final. This funny tweet defines July on the internet.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am spaniard and I watched that match... To sum it up🤦

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    #43

    A July 2026 tweet by Emily warning people not to go outside. This funny tweet defines July on the internet.

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    #44

    Funny tweets from July: Vera's tweet about Google Maps not loading, making it seem like an alternate timeline.

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    #45

    Funny tweets from July: Bec Shaw's tweet about replying where's this to Instagrams of the Eiffel Tower.

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    #46

    A funny tweet showing an emotional movie scene, captioned with Norway and England football teams reaction to a match in July.

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    #47

    A funny tweet comparing apples to oranges, humorously highlighting unhinged tweets.

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    #48

    Funny July tweet about pets being chill when you crash out.

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    Of course they're cool! They love sleeping next to you!

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    #49

    Funny July tweet by Not Today Eric about a diarrhea epidemic.

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    #50

    Funny July Tweet: User @pawcide compares accomplishing tasks to Spongebob trying to get his license.

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    #51

    Funny July Tweet: User @schumoo shares a story about a guy who simply likes peanut butter.

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    #52

    A funny tweet about commenting a nightmare blunt rotation on an ex's Instagram post in July.

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    #53

    A funny tweet showing a meme of a woman saying, You in danger, girl, relating to someone buying a salad.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I don't know why grocery stores are even stocking the produce section!

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    #54

    A July 2026 tweet by Ben Volin about France-England in America. This unhinged tweet defines July on the internet.

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    #55

    A funny and unhinged tweet about adult diapers for summer, defining July on the internet.

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    #56

    A funny tweet from Vicky Mochama about a heatwave cancelled by wildfire smoke, defining July on the internet.

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    #57

    Funny tweets from July: Ben Taylor's tweet stating a meeting could have been 57 Slack messages over two days.

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    #58

    A funny tweet from July 2026 where someone mishears on god as on claude.

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    Do they mean "en garde" or is there new slanguage using "on god" that I'm too old to know?

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    Funny tweets from July: Sophia's tweet about her landlady asking if she would be still just me on the upcoming lease.

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    #60

    A funny tweet by zoë rose bryant about her dad's reaction to a movie: 'wow. movies can be about anything'.

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    #61

    An unhinged tweet by femiiiii. responding to 'you're so quiet' with 'thanks, i want to go home'.

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    #62

    A funny tweet about a friend arriving early to a BBQ, defining unhinged internet humor in July.

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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he brought a bland a‍‍s‍‍s potato salad with raisins (Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman - Saturday Night Live).

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    #63

    A funny tweet depicting an awkward interaction after complimenting an outrageously dressed person, part of unhinged tweets.

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    #64

    A funny, unhinged tweet from July about birds chirping in the morning, a popular internet moment.

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    #65

    A funny tweet with a woman making a strange face, holding a chocolate chip cookie and a cup.

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    #66

    A funny tweet from July 2026 by Thomas White about accepting all tracking cookies from Pacsun.

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    #67

    A funny tweet showing a DMV computer interface that looks like a retro desktop. A person is visible in the background.

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    #68

    A tweet from Crab with a Spongebob Squarepants character representing being fired, a funny unhinged tweet from July.

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    #69

    A tweet from Judi Jai featuring a photo of herself smiling with Ludacris, a funny tweet from July.

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    Not in any universe I know of does that look like Ludacris.

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    #70

    An unhinged tweet from July featuring a meme about the last step of a recipe being Enjoy, for internet laughs.

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    #71

    A funny tweet about something popular, referencing a diarrhea outbreak, from a collection of unhinged tweets.

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    #72

    A funny tweet showing a Minion figure dressed as a Peaky Blinders character, representing unhinged tweets.

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    #73

    Funny July tweet by Harrison Weinreb about weather feeling like dinosaurs still exist.

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    #74

    Funny July Tweet: User @dfwtee_ wonders why finishing a canned drink by tilting your head feels embarrassing.

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    A funny tweet showing a woman taking a mirror selfie, captioned with a text about her 6/7 tattoos in July.

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    #76

    Funny July tweets show a Chick-fil-A sauce packet with a keyboard in the background.

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