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Any Harry Potter fans out there? Well, you'll just love this!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious Harry Potter-themed Tumblr posts. From hilarious questions to silly jokes - Harry Potter fans sure can be creative (and funny)! Check out the funny Tumblr posts below and don't forget to vote for your favorites.

Have your own funny Harry Potter-themed puns? Add them to the list!

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    Natasha L
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "ten points to Dumbledore" line killed me

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    #4

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    Jamie Walker
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professor McGonagall was the best Professor at Hogwarts, Like she'd be all like you can't do this and would give Harry and his friends detention cause she had to keep her job, but she'd also be there for them, she cared for them. But it is also awesome that when ever Harry told Umbridge off, McGonagall would give no shihts

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to London to visit a friend an she said "Have a biscuit." I just about died.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more modern vrsion: Mcgongal: YOU SHOUTED AT UMBRIDGE? YOU CALLED HER A LIAR? YIU TOULD HER HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED IS BACK?! Potter: Yes. Mcgongal: .... Have a cookie, Harry

    Crazy Bagel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the biscuit is POISONED! Lol jk 😂

    AwkwardTurtle965
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cookies had some sort of calming potion in them, which is why she offered them to him

    lei shen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS SHE CHANGING LE SUBJJEC

    ALEXIS CISNEROS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minerva McGonagall was the most baddass character in Harry potter, change my mind

    PEYTON SCHOONOVER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed so hard i farted when i read this in the book

    Lemon Side
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first i thought it said "He who must ot be named is black"

    BoredBunny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now bring a biscuit to lunch and give to my Potter friends.

    Caroline Cassano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mcgonagall knew she couldn't congratulate him so she gave him a cookie!

    Marta Almeida
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who's a food boy?! Havant a biscuit, Potter!" - I love McGonagall

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    #5

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    Gibberint Dark
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter and the fuel tank of secrets...!!

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    #8

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    Quant
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the whole thing should have been called "Hermione" anyway.

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    #9

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    Jewel Farmer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents of Hogwarts students logic: Because Dumbledore.

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    #13

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    CandyCorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "La baguette magique de Harry" "HARRY'S MAGIC BAGUETTE" I'M DYING

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    #14

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    Andrew S
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Americans (you don't need the apostrophe).

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    #17

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    Natasha L
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel the sarcasm through my screen. Love it!

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    #18

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    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book 8 : What The FU**, I 'm Voldemort

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    #22

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    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah f*****g the Dursleys is the best present for Harry!

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    #23

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    Ronja Rövardotter
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this one made my day! :D Breakfast everywhere, gee :D

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    #24

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then, every now and then in the next 20 minutes of the movie "Oh i am a freaking shark, yeh yeh, and I like it"

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    #25

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the Eagles come. Oh, wrong movie...

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    #26

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    Lord Beerus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can't they still use another part of his body like his nails or something

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    #34

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    Jasmine Chen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah feel like something Hagrid will do......

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    #36

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    frank0ys
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Can we got more upvotes for this? Ahahahaha!

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    #38

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    Lauren Mitchell
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but not all of us Americans are from Wisconsin.

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    #40

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    Aegon VI Targaryen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im harry for sure. atleast in the beginning im like the hell are these words :P then im all ron, :P like god dammit i must remember something!

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    Haley Futch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they get in trouble for being late to class!!

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    #44

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    Aegon VI Targaryen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no its the product of living under the stairs for 10 years

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    #46

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    Kat Blak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cage would just pour water on all the pebbles and find yours after a few minutes

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    #47

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    Katinka Min
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kjorn, if your penis is this high up you should see a doctor about it.

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    #48

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    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if Fred and George had been Slytherin...

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    #49

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    Savannah Tuttle
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so just send 50 million f*****g owl letters to your enemy.

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    #55

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    Divya Chaturvedi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't really have crookshanks till the third year though

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    #58

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    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah....come to think of that .it is strange...........

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    #61

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    Prescotte Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see a psychiatrist, sir or madam. I'll come too.

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    #65

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    #69

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    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unlikely that he would have the same handwriting as a student and as a professor.

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    #70

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    MaddySquidCat 7
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sirius runs in* HE DID WHAT NOW?! James: HE CRASHED A FLYING CAR INTO HOGWARTS AND DIDN'T GET EXPELLED! *Mauraders high five*

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    #71

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    Kat Blak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Neville's luck came to him eventually. Look at him now. He is probably the hottest man alive.

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    #73

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    Will X Kemp
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name also appears in Shakespeare's "A Winter's Tale", which is possibly where JK got it from? Vaguely remember her saying some such thing in an interview.

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    #75

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    #76

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    Gabrielle B. Marcelo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kat newt shulder you dont are you siriusly gonna argue with the maker of the series

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    #77

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time Turner it's not a spell. Also, if it didn't happen to begin with, it wouldn't have happened by going back in time. It's a conundrum.

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    #78

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    #81

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    Orion Silvertree
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really smart. Just Kidding Rolling...

    #83

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    Jack Hu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they will need to be able to fly to get out of the tunnel.......

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    #85

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    MaddySquidCat 7
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY

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    #86

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    Evie Childs
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching Xfactor whilst reading this, and having it be in perfect sync with the music; Diamonds are a girls best friend!😂

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    #87

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You shouldn't smoke, so to teach you a lesson, I'm going to make you smoke this entire pack of cigarettes."

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    #89

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    Olivia Miller (Livie)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: By i asked reasonalble question The Hat: .............RAVENCLAW

    #92

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    Susanna Vesna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got goosebumps remembering it and imagining myself in his place! That realisation and then dead silence...and then a kick-a*s action!

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    #94

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    Miss Agarwal
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think Ron was the bravest person he ever knew

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    #96

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    rai mei
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think quidditch is played in America. There'd be like protests that like it's against human rights for children to be hit by bludgers and other safety stuff invented by American moms. I also think there'd be lots of wizard lawyers.

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    Evelim C
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GARBLARAFAR??

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    #107

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    Miss Agarwal
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Adds to the list of reasons why Harry was not in Ravenclaw*

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    Lauren Mitchell
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered if this applied to O.W.L and N.E.W.T students? Do they have to come back the following year and take their tests? Cause I'd be pissed if I was in 7th year and had to come back for tests.

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    Luna Clara
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha totally read that in Ron Swansons voice

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    Paola Magaña
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read this to my husband and he started shouting "no", like stuttering professor Quirrel xD

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    Susanna Vesna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or while he was stoning at the 3 Broomsticks! Hahahaha!

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