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We've all read things written by bots; their thoughts are funny but usually doesn't make any sense. So when a talented writer and comedian, Keaton Patti, posted several TV show scripts on her Twitter account claiming that the bot did the script writing, people began suspecting that something was off and a plot twist they got.

Of course, they were right. There's no artificial intelligence bot which has the ability to watch the video and produce scripts based on that video material, yet. So, as it turns out, the AI behind these hilarious scripts is the comedian himself.

Unfortunately, no modern technology is not capable of such wittiness Keaton has demonstrated. However, this 'bot writes script' interpretation isn't less funny and on point because of that. Scroll below to see for yourself!

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Misterscooter
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't take any more c**p from Mr. Mountain.

Definition Is Impossible
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you censor the word c**p? Edit: Omg it sensors that word wtf?

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r3dd3v1lL
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bob Ross was a super chill ex- army dude that had a painting show. Just listen to his voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLWEXRAnQd0

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Dris Boulaid
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bob stares Into the camera, p a i n t l e a k s o u t o f h i m, *thats right, i t n e e d s y o u*

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    #2

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    Nadya W-G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reads like "Welcome to Nightvale".

    Scott Evers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A mouthfull of secret soup"...so much for the "Garden" being a family hangout. Sorry Mom..Sorry Dad..Olive Garden is serving Orgies today..Red Lobster it is!!

    Lyndsey McGill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I'm crying. I'm literally crying!

    semelina pitrone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be an ad. I now want to go to Olive Garden.

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    #3

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    Imagine Me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else getting welcome to nightvale vibes?

    Melissa Morecock
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wondered - if you feed a bot Welcome to Nightvale, does it just produce Welcome to Nightvale?

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    Kristin Tay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Savage level 1000

    Pomi Grim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah does not answer. THE SKULL GLOWS BRIGHTER

    Makayla Stahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean tis good but its not that funny srry

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have no soul if you are not laughing at this. Also why two comments???

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    Makayla Stahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know guess its kinda funny

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    #4

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When AI takes over, we're all having lasagna.

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    #5

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    borklaser
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the whale also covered in sexwebs? I think it is.

    semelina pitrone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more important question is did the WHALE vote for trump!

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    Naomi Armitage
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is an abomination. Never cross the awesomeness of "Saw" with the infidel known as "Kid Rock".

    Pomi Grim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD THING IM A PANCREAS DOCTOR

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    #6

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only you could really switch a child into airplane mode

    Greg Hoggarth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have a Sleep switch. Airplane mode is likely to be raucous.

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    semelina pitrone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND WHO TF IS "THEY"!?!?!? Is the flight attendant non-binary? is the flight attendant a dragon? Why.

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    Dalton Morris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she allude to the only exit being in your mind since the only exit she points to is her head?

    Grape Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child go zoom into the sky in airplane mode.

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    Aleczander James McIntosh Harrison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He screams as his body turns to lava, he knew he would die alone, but he didn't know he would die this way... Cut to commercial

    Grape Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Trebek takes Louis #2's life essence"

    Pinkie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg HAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAH XDD

    #8

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    Junjie Liu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with George blame it on the bird and no matter what don’t repent

    Aleczander James McIntosh Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: types I hate it when into Google Google: I hate it when the government eats my plate of cereal

    Zach Green
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that “A plate of cereal” was snuck in there

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    #9

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    Aleczander James McIntosh Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "as expected" I DIDNT EXPECT A SINGLE WORD IN THE GODFORSAKEN MOVIE SCRIPT

    Junjie Liu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *tastes the bone as expected*

    Kenny Earthling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one: "the Titanic, you know, the famous water truck"

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    #10

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    Doodle_Danger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch deaths have been getting bad lol

    Pinkie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 boys and 4 boys. ALL GIRLS. Top 10 anime plot twists

    Gilly Savard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinnabon Hooters sounds like a roger character from American dad

    Junjie Liu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how bad the lunch deaths are

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    Pinkie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well I guess we have to kill Dave"

    Aleczander James McIntosh Harrison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: I want horror movie Mom: we have horror movie at home Horror movie at home:

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    Grape Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've got an illegal gun. Prepare to not live!"

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    ed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it can't be larry from home depot but it's larry from home f*****g depot

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never need proof (that's how they think)

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    Aleczander James McIntosh Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some alien conspiracy theorist: alienoid humans exist and I've got proof!!

    Dawn Marie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing chicks wearing two-piece exercise apparel and KEDS footwear with 80's-style big hair slinking all around Han Solo.

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    #18

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    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is the best! It's just too good XD

    semelina pitrone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need Percy to dream this. RickRiordan please make this happen.💜

    TheDankBoi 69
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pirates of the Caribbean turned into Shrek

    Kenny Earthling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE BOX

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    #20

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    semelina pitrone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... is your last name really De Medici or is that just your username? History nerd here wondering💜

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    Pinkie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a galaxy far far away from an olive garden

    Kenny Earthling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    best plot of any Star Wars medium Ive ever read, 25/10

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    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what sentence I like best XD

    semelina pitrone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are sentences? I thought it was my fractured mind finally shattering around me.

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    Billy Johansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's far enough, Yankee Doodle b***h!

    Billy Johansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats far enough,yankee doodle b***h!

    Alexander Ganzer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really is just like the first two

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    Stanley Livengood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Revenent revs. Rev rev rev. He spies the peculiarly Rev. Jesse Jackson, who revs towards the twin towers. Rev rev rev rev rev. Who will rev there first?

    Carrick Bruce
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand now there's an actual FnF 9 coming out. Nice.

    Alexander Ganzer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course the muscle is driving the muscle car

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