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27 Times People Were Too Innocent For The Internet
In life (or on the internet), you're always just a few steps (or clicks) away from something sinister. But some people are clueless to all the twisted and obscene things even after they pop up right in front of their eyes. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of innocent minds really not getting what they're looking at and it will make you feel rotten.
From a girl thinking nail marks on her BF's back belong to a random attacker to someone mistaking a vagina costume with a slice of bacon, these guilt-free souls are about to realize reality is not all sunshine and rainbows. Some of these statements may have been crafted to look so damn innocent on purpose, while others seem genuine, but all of them highlight that the internet is not the right place for the rose-colored. Scroll down to check out these funny misunderstandings and feel free to upvote your favorites.
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
i know how alarming it is to look down and see blood but it could be worse i could look down and see no blood i'm not ready for kids
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
what is it seriously someone please tell me i have said "i want a cream pie" so many times because i i thought it was a cream puff in pie form. isn't it??
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Please, tell me this is fake... You can't be such an idiot, it's not natural, it's not normal... I knew that these codes must be kept secret from the moment I learned about debit cards. I was 7 years old then, you know.
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Makki is funny because yes, walk outside & you'll find a dozen people this dumb. I do however think this is fake because the names don't match on the cards.
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Angela Platts 8 years ago
Different surname on the cards. 'Alcantar' on blue one and 'Murray' on white one. I'm not saying that they are 2 different people though, just making a comment.
Isabel Tamayo 8 years ago
My goodness. I think these borders between innocence and stupidity. Sorry.
Krysta Pandoo 8 years ago
Please, no one tell her. Let's see how many times it'll work. I have my eye on a new dress.
Terri Wood 8 years ago
If they are that dumb to post their card number and security code on back, they deserve what they get.
Tyler Anne Solum 8 years ago
OMG !!!! I'm 12 years old and even I know that is the stupidest thing you could do in the WORLD!
Giovanni Pipicella Luciana DiMari 8 years ago
There is actually a group on Twitter that post all of these pics
makki 8 years ago
they should have not stolen her credit card out of pity for her stupidity xD
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Olivia W 8 years ago
that dont mean its her name. my twitter name used to be percyiscoming. my names olivia lmao
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
I'm not the only one who spent a good 2 minutes scrolling back and forth between the description and the photo of this guys a*s, to see what he's into....right?.......RIGHT??
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Cassie 8 years ago
My teenage daughter says adorably innocent things and I love it so much. I just don't understand how she can grow up with a couple of gutter-brained parents and three brothers and still be so naive. Stay innocent, baby girl. ^_^
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Ah yes. Reminds me of the time I said "Netflix and chill" in the car, while my teen daughter was in the back with about 3 friends, and they had to explain to me that it does not, in fact, mean relax with a good Netflix movie. #OldLadyWalking
Marci Seamples 8 years ago
If it makes you feel any better I just had to look it up after reading your comment #oldladynoclue
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Sandra Morley 8 years ago
my daughter saw the pic of the vagina costume and the butt plug tail.. and I abou tdied laughing at her comments to them. Vagina costume: look mom! its a hot dog.. Me: oh hunny.. no... Her: but I see the ketchup and bun... Butt plug tail: a fuzzy door handle? Me:... not even close oh innocent one.
Betty Coltrane 8 years ago
Nope. Innocence= ignorance which is never useful in this world.
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Lucky Vine 8 years ago
Reminds me of the time my friend told me she had named her SUV Jezebel. I asked her if she knew who Jezebel was, and when she said no, I started to explain, but remembered her 8-year-old daughter was with us, so I just said "Jezebel was... a bad girl," to which my friend's daughter replied "my mom's car IS a bad girl." XD
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
Just this past week I was working on designing and testing a pump system. Well the water wasn't reaching the top of the tank, so I said to my partner who was at the pump controlling the pump-output if he could give me more head, as in hydraulic head. He thought nothing of it, I thought nothing of it. Well later I saw a meme about "giving head in bed" and in that moment, I realized I had made an innuendo, although I didn't (and still don't) understand what it was.
Mary Smith 8 years ago
Getting head, oral sex. Basically, you asked him to suck your mister happy.
Load More Replies... Caroline Shepherd 8 years ago
Can someone explain the 15th picture lmao and even though I don't know what watersports are I feel like I don't even want to. 😂😅
Paul Chestnut 8 years ago
The handkerchief is yellow. What's a liquid that's also yellow?
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Catalina Villegas 8 years ago
I asked two male friends for some tea because I had a stomachache. One of them said "Sure, I have lots of teas and herbal teas, take whatever you need". The second friend, making fun of him, called him "Oh, Mr Tea" and me, wanting to sound funny, called him "TEABAG!!!". They didn't find it funny. Then I said "What?" "is that an insult or something? There was a character on Prison Break, whose nickname was 'Teabag'...but I don't know what it means". They explained it to me in detail.
Joanna VINCENT 5 years ago (edited)
I don't get the hamster and 2 guys one. or the chef one and number 15
Darryl Kerrigan 8 years ago
Mine was whilst watching Flash Gordon. Flash is fighting Timothy Dalton and gets called a bastard. I ask my dad what that means ('twas the 80's) and my Dad says it's someone born out of wedlock. I got really confused and said something (repeatedly) along the lines of: 'how does he know he's a bastard? They've only just met and they haven't mentioned their parents'....
Niki Thomson 8 years ago
I can't find my original comment which people are commenting on. If you all read this, I hope your replies were suitably funny
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Boredpanda, when you copy an entire list, you should credit the original source. It's a good lost & I like it, but you copoed it in its entirety, you didn't put it together.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
i dont believe bored panda actually produces anything. they are basically a post site like reddit. you might want to take that issue up with the author of this post.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Or written by people with wicked or dark sense of humor. But let's be honest, some people here are really too idiotic to survive in the society which indeed questions if the posts featuring them are real.
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Cassie 8 years ago
My teenage daughter says adorably innocent things and I love it so much. I just don't understand how she can grow up with a couple of gutter-brained parents and three brothers and still be so naive. Stay innocent, baby girl. ^_^
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Ah yes. Reminds me of the time I said "Netflix and chill" in the car, while my teen daughter was in the back with about 3 friends, and they had to explain to me that it does not, in fact, mean relax with a good Netflix movie. #OldLadyWalking
Marci Seamples 8 years ago
If it makes you feel any better I just had to look it up after reading your comment #oldladynoclue
Load More Replies... Sandra Morley 8 years ago
my daughter saw the pic of the vagina costume and the butt plug tail.. and I abou tdied laughing at her comments to them. Vagina costume: look mom! its a hot dog.. Me: oh hunny.. no... Her: but I see the ketchup and bun... Butt plug tail: a fuzzy door handle? Me:... not even close oh innocent one.
Betty Coltrane 8 years ago
Nope. Innocence= ignorance which is never useful in this world.
Load More Replies... Lucky Vine 8 years ago
Reminds me of the time my friend told me she had named her SUV Jezebel. I asked her if she knew who Jezebel was, and when she said no, I started to explain, but remembered her 8-year-old daughter was with us, so I just said "Jezebel was... a bad girl," to which my friend's daughter replied "my mom's car IS a bad girl." XD
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
Just this past week I was working on designing and testing a pump system. Well the water wasn't reaching the top of the tank, so I said to my partner who was at the pump controlling the pump-output if he could give me more head, as in hydraulic head. He thought nothing of it, I thought nothing of it. Well later I saw a meme about "giving head in bed" and in that moment, I realized I had made an innuendo, although I didn't (and still don't) understand what it was.
Mary Smith 8 years ago
Getting head, oral sex. Basically, you asked him to suck your mister happy.
Load More Replies... Caroline Shepherd 8 years ago
Can someone explain the 15th picture lmao and even though I don't know what watersports are I feel like I don't even want to. 😂😅
Paul Chestnut 8 years ago
The handkerchief is yellow. What's a liquid that's also yellow?
Load More Replies... Catalina Villegas 8 years ago
I asked two male friends for some tea because I had a stomachache. One of them said "Sure, I have lots of teas and herbal teas, take whatever you need". The second friend, making fun of him, called him "Oh, Mr Tea" and me, wanting to sound funny, called him "TEABAG!!!". They didn't find it funny. Then I said "What?" "is that an insult or something? There was a character on Prison Break, whose nickname was 'Teabag'...but I don't know what it means". They explained it to me in detail.
Joanna VINCENT 5 years ago (edited)
I don't get the hamster and 2 guys one. or the chef one and number 15
Darryl Kerrigan 8 years ago
Mine was whilst watching Flash Gordon. Flash is fighting Timothy Dalton and gets called a bastard. I ask my dad what that means ('twas the 80's) and my Dad says it's someone born out of wedlock. I got really confused and said something (repeatedly) along the lines of: 'how does he know he's a bastard? They've only just met and they haven't mentioned their parents'....
Niki Thomson 8 years ago
I can't find my original comment which people are commenting on. If you all read this, I hope your replies were suitably funny
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Boredpanda, when you copy an entire list, you should credit the original source. It's a good lost & I like it, but you copoed it in its entirety, you didn't put it together.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
i dont believe bored panda actually produces anything. they are basically a post site like reddit. you might want to take that issue up with the author of this post.
Load More Replies... Zori the degu 8 years ago
Or written by people with wicked or dark sense of humor. But let's be honest, some people here are really too idiotic to survive in the society which indeed questions if the posts featuring them are real.
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