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Dating is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's awkward, but you never know how it'll go until you try. Luckily, even if the date goes horribly, you can at least get a great tweet out of it!
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of tweets about dating. They're both hilarious and relatable at the same time! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Joana Coleoptera 8 years ago
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OneEyePuppy 8 years ago
This reminds me of pattern a pattern recognition assignment from grade school. Square, cirle, square, ?...
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William Pike 7 years ago
To impress a first date. “I’m sorry, “ I say. “For what?” She asks. Then release your fart. She’ll enjoy it if she has a sense of humor. If not, good riddance.
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
I want someone to look at me, the way I look at the waiter when they are bringing out my food!
The Cappy 8 years ago
Cook someone a nice meal and bring it to them. You discover that people only look at the waiter that way for about 15 seconds, then he's out of their thoughts completely. Aim higher.
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Notchimine Mette 8 years ago
Yup! I seem to be much better at collecting data than other people...
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Hannah Bunker 8 years ago
That's offensive! Some of those are creepy little creatures running around in the shadows, getting in balls, and the other ones are Pokémon
Abby Rexroth 8 years ago
Translation: using the internet to see if there are any criminals living in your neighborhood.
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Claire-Michelle Taverner-Pearson 8 years ago
She's not asking for money! She's pointing out that that's not what she looks like naturally
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Signe Manat Hansen 8 years ago
Kind of like me complaining I'm hungry when there's a perfectly good hotdog lying on the sidewalk outside.
Alusair Alustriel 8 years ago
This smells of friendzoning :D "I wish I had a bf who is so nice, caring, observant, knows me like you do." And the friendzoned guy screams inside "Open your god damn eyes and look at me!" :x
Claire-Michelle Taverner-Pearson 8 years ago
There's no such thing as the friend zone. It's just a b******t thing guys say when female friends don't make them feel validated sexually.
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
You can also think of it like number 23 on this list: Might be dating a cat.
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John L 8 years ago
I always thought that having a farting ketchup bottle was no laughing matter.
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
*ketchup bottle makes farting sound and my date laughs Me: "this date is over"
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Might not meant to be together as lovers, just as very good friends.
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Better than him sending you pictures of his feet, though.
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Marios Louvaris 8 years ago
The exact that freaks me out the most is that today I literally have memories of my deceitful friends and my first love and facebook sent me notification about it. 😱😵
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Hyodo widger 8 years ago
I'd date her :3, I'd enjoy seeing her making an effort defending her arguments
Hyodo widger 8 years ago
The Problem... is she gonna be ok with a guy who is lazy as a fak even to start an argument xd
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Cristina Nourescu 8 years ago
Imagine she`s stupid and she approves anything you say, or she contradicts you with arguments like "because I say so"..
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Tina Russell 8 years ago
Yeah and don't forget WOMAN and WOMEN. Poor idiots always use the plural of woman. Ah that's probably because they have no intention to settle down with one woman. lol
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Krusty Shakelford 8 years ago
Hey...what can you say...average person is weak.
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Silvia 8 years ago
Which is the correct response. You're going places. :-)
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Ian Osmond 8 years ago
Yeah, the problem is that I'd reply with a discussion of the differences in the glucose responses of different sorts of carbohydrates vs proteins and the enzymatic reactions, and how they are related to gut flora, and then go on to something about prehistoric agriculture, and the relationship between Egypt, bread, and beer....
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Good start.if they say "glucose intolerant", you know you need to run.
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Pam Tafarella 8 years ago
Wait.....this is socially acceptable??? I'm about to change up my game! :)
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Pedro Purcino 8 years ago
he enjoyed a woman that spend more time living her beauty, than being a doll for the instagram shots.
Hannah Kobayashi 8 years ago
I once dated a guy who constantly introduce me to people like. "Hi this is hannah I know my ex was gorgeous but this girl is the most kindest and nicest girl I have ever meet"
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Chris J. Ford 8 years ago
The 50s? We've still got milkshakes and racism.
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I don't know what kind of immature idiots you've been dating but the gentlemen are still doing their thing today as they did since ever.
Holly Blizzard 8 years ago
can we go back to the old days when the boy asked permission from the father ?....¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Leanne Leanne 8 years ago
Like, all of us? Or just you? Because go right ahead, but I'm staying here, thanks.
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Yugan Talovich 8 years ago
I would be honored if a lady took me along on a dentist appointment! Just so I didn't have to let the dentist do me, too.
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Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
I don't know but I would smile and slowly back up. And when I would get out (hopefully) I would run as fast as possible, change my name and hope for best. And maybe I would buy a shotgun.
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Ildiko S. 8 years ago
I wish it was irrational... I am the unluckiest person in this. Being nervous has an uncomfortable effect on my digestions. Which leads into situations as the one mentioned above in places where I am already nervous. Only, usually, there is no window to escape through:S
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Mark Kelly 8 years ago
pathetic. I do my own work on my car and cook meals other than Kraft dinner.
Amy Force 8 years ago
it's RARER & sexier than you KNOW, Mark! lol i was a "bum magnet" when i was younger, in my dating yrs; I could NOT, for the life of me, find a guy who had a job or could do anything useful. Finally met a guy who had his own successful business & when we started going out, he fixed 3 THINGS in my apartment in ONE WEEK that i'd been bugging maintenance to do for 6 months! We've been together for 22 yrs now, LOL
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Dnelle1972 8 years ago
Six. And you have to say it at two in the morning while leaning through their bedroom window.
trinity davis 7 years ago
i'd say five to six months of dating. the longer they argue that you're real, the longer you keep them.
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Shauday Smith 8 years ago
*grabs skillet of fajitas and continues to holding while maintaining the most menacing eye contact* mark of a man.
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Mandy 8 years ago
Personally I would prefer Awesome Cupid or Such a Great Cupid, why settle for just OK Cupid?
Vas Tamás 8 years ago
That was my first thought too. Not the best cupid, just like ok, but not what you'd pick first from all the cupids. xD
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troufaki13 8 years ago
I guess her parents aren't home because they're hanging with him??
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OTTERZ4LIFE 8 years ago
Or if your a girl:l when he says "I'll pay" SAY NO, but don't stop him.....:)
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Ashley Charboneau 8 years ago
Why buy a funnel cake if you aren't going to eat the whole thing...Or 3.
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Ashley Charboneau 8 years ago
Okay. It means timeline...I have an old soul apparently
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Signe Manat Hansen 8 years ago
Needs a comma or a full stop after "swipes"
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Aggelis Gavrouzos 8 years ago
Everyone: my tinder dates suck why so I still try Me: can't even get a single match on tinder
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Ashley Charboneau 8 years ago
Oh jeez I think I'll make a few extra profiles to put more up votes on that!
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Daniel Mallory 8 years ago
he cant * has metal break down* cool mt dads the same he takes for ever to get ready
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Mary Durden 5 years ago
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Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago
Agreed... I am so glad I am out of the game... things are not like they use to be 15 years ago lol
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Alusair Alustriel 8 years ago
Reading all this I am really happy that I didn't do much dating and since a few years I don't have to date at all :) Seems it's more stressful than nice nowadays :/
Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago
Agreed... I am so glad I am out of the game... things are not like they use to be 15 years ago lol
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Reading all this I am really happy that I didn't do much dating and since a few years I don't have to date at all :) Seems it's more stressful than nice nowadays :/
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