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Here at Bored Panda, we have had plenty of posts about the hilarious hardships of being a parent, and we did a solid amount of parenting tips to go with that. And it doesn't matter how many more we will do, these heartily funny tweets about raising four daughters could never be outdone.
Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell is considered by some to be the funniest dad on Twitter. His secret? He just tweets his daily conversations with his four smart kids, all under the age of six, on his twitter XplodingUnicorn. The account has over 300 thousand followers, and the four daddy's girls sure love the attention:
“They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them,” Breakwell said. “On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my adorably funny kids. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material.”
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JillPenney 9 years ago
The picture is funny. Are you really that upset that a kid is eating cheetos, that you had to take the fun out of the post with your hippy comment? It's probably not the only thing she eats. Go feed your kids beans and be negative somewhere else.
sebaschan 9 years ago
that's cold, he's probably saying that he does the same thing. that was rude.
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IreneNagle 9 years ago
Regina Drake, I'm gonna assume you're perfect and have never eaten anything unhealthy in your life. Am I right??
Dakota Zayat 9 years ago
ReginaDrake sad to see YOU taking the fun out of a tweet purely for humor. as JillPenney said, go be negative somewhere else
Cindy Rodriguez 4 years ago
So sweet! I have a pic of my son, asleep with Cheetos bag💜 Love them more because tomorrow is not promised, my son passed away @ four years old due brain cancer
AnimeAnimal 9 years ago
omg that seat looks like the one i had in my family room when i was young.
AlbinoSquirrel 9 years ago
Oh, sorry!!!!! That might not be the five year old or three year old... My mistake. Sorry again
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JillVilleChildCare 9 years ago
We used the flattened squirrels to teach a life lesson about holding hands when the kids were really young. That squirrel is flat on the road because it didn't hold it's mommy's hand. Worked like a charm! lol
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DebbieJones 9 years ago
That sounds like something I might have said when I was their age. Odd how I had five daughters who are nothing like me at that age.
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Veronica Hufana 9 years ago
Never too early to teach them the value of a dollar. *These are awesome!
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TinyDynamine 9 years ago
Decent jokes but highly unlikely that they were actual conversations with little kids.
Jordan Ashlee Drzinski 9 years ago
I've had very similar conversations with kids, I'm a nanny, sorry kids in you're life aren't as clever as his children. :)
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JoyceBovee 9 years ago
best laugh of the day my son is 56 i remember one conversation he's about 2 or so mike please sweep the leaves in front of the door i hear swishing open the door walk into pile of leaves mike what's this? i swept the leaves in front of the door
Bruno Donnángelo 9 years ago
This are jokes, most of them old. You people do realize this isn't real right? *reads the comments* No, you do not........
Prima Jane Cadatal 8 years ago
can't complain, they tell us the biggest and unexpected jokes at unexpected times
Cassandra Misale 9 years ago
"I only spend more time with them to get more material"? Really? That proves parenting is fun? More the opposite is what that statement really makes. And it's proven in studies parents don't think children make them any more happier. This is anonymous studies of course. It's in Time Magazines special issue on happiness. Available now. But if these people were identified they'd get ripped to shreds by the families of the Facebook Happy Family Club. It's sad that people can't share in real life how difficult it is because somehow it becomes skewed into they don't love their kids. Which is not what they're saying.
Bruno Donnángelo 9 years ago
This are jokes, many are old, you people do realize that, right? RIGHT?
TinyDynamine 9 years ago
Decent jokes but highly unlikely that they were actual conversations with little kids.
Jordan Ashlee Drzinski 9 years ago
I've had very similar conversations with kids, I'm a nanny, sorry kids in you're life aren't as clever as his children. :)
Load More Replies... JoyceBovee 9 years ago
best laugh of the day my son is 56 i remember one conversation he's about 2 or so mike please sweep the leaves in front of the door i hear swishing open the door walk into pile of leaves mike what's this? i swept the leaves in front of the door
Bruno Donnángelo 9 years ago
This are jokes, most of them old. You people do realize this isn't real right? *reads the comments* No, you do not........
Prima Jane Cadatal 8 years ago
can't complain, they tell us the biggest and unexpected jokes at unexpected times
Cassandra Misale 9 years ago
"I only spend more time with them to get more material"? Really? That proves parenting is fun? More the opposite is what that statement really makes. And it's proven in studies parents don't think children make them any more happier. This is anonymous studies of course. It's in Time Magazines special issue on happiness. Available now. But if these people were identified they'd get ripped to shreds by the families of the Facebook Happy Family Club. It's sad that people can't share in real life how difficult it is because somehow it becomes skewed into they don't love their kids. Which is not what they're saying.
Bruno Donnángelo 9 years ago
This are jokes, many are old, you people do realize that, right? RIGHT?
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