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Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these funny texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.

In the whole kid raising ordeal, dads take a truly special place - some of them choose to be silent mom helpers, while others embrace this gift in its fullest. And when their little kids turn to semi-grown-up human beings, dads can let themselves relax a bit, thus evoking the specific sense of humor, hardened by many kids' pukes and sleepless nights, that manifests itself in the form of notoriously funny dad jokes.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below contains hilariously funny texts messages from dads. In it, you'll find everything from brilliantly bad dad advice to dad jokes that are so bad they're good. Don't forget to vote for the best, and if you like this post then click here for some more funny texts from parents, this time written by moms!

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something my dad would do, but with a spider

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards

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    Cesi Baca
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one is a real text convo though, the "Hey son" "Yeah dad" stuff sounds a little scripted.

    bread
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Maria Bendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some ice for that burn?

    Oscar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best thing ever XD

    siriuslyafangirl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait 'til you get home little fellow. Lol!

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    Bunnies are better!!
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an ultimate put-down or what?

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    Alanna Wakefield
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol

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    GlassOfWater
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P

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    Thomas O'Keefe
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets. Bring it on, kid!

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    Alanna Wakefield
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or give him a little "pick me up" lol 😂😂😂

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    Alanna Wakefield
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always deny deny deny lol at least the lesson was learned

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    Kirstine Andersen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.

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    Steefje Leefje
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!

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    Tallulah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would NEVER day something like that to me :/

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    Jhoa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sense of humor... (Requester)

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    Maximilian Bobenhausen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah... a dad looking out for their kid's best interests.

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