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40 Signs That Raise More Questions Than Answers, As Posted On This Facebook Group
Communication is about clarity. The more muddled the message—the more confusion you’re bound to see on the reader’s face. When it comes to the signs you see in public, you normally expect all of them to be brief, precise, and informative. Alas! Nothing could be farther from the truth. Far from everyone’s a pro when it comes to writing and advertising skills, and the ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage’ Facebook group is proof enough.
An online group bringing together nearly 191k members, the UUU Signage project has been around since November 2014. Since then, it has collected a vast archive of some of the very worst and funniest signs to be found on Planet Earth. We’re featuring a selection of the very best ones, so go on, have a scroll and a glance. Don’t forget to upvote the signs that made you laugh and made you more confused than you expected, and if you’re a fan, go ahead and join the UUU Signage group.
I had a friendly chat about the most important things when making a sign—any sign—with Lisa McLendon. She is the William Allen White Professor of Journalism and Mass Communications and the coordinator of the Bremner Editing Center at the University of Kansas. You'll find the insights she shared with Bored Panda below, dear Readers.
Remember… keep it simple—keep it short—keep it clear.
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#1
I Didn't See A Cat Going Out But I Did Observe A Walrus Sashay Towards The Door
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#2
This Is The Kind Of Secret Doctors Don't Want You To Know
Alexia 5 years ago
Hahaaa, that was good. I have my hair dyed in shades of purple and turquoise, which is pretty eye-catching. I once went to a hospital to get some papers, and had to wait in line for access. Several people were staring at my cheerful hair. I was tempted to tell them "It's the covid vaccine, this is what happens if you get vaccinated." :))) I refrained, though. Some people are prone to believe anything... except science. (I'm fully vaccinated.)
#4
On The Community Noticeboard At My Local Shops
#5
An Employee Caught Me Taking This Pic And Said “Ah Yes, Another One Of Our Many Exciting Deals!”
#6
Make Good Choices
#7
Lmao You Go Girl
#8
Yeahhhhh Right
#9
Someone Had Enough
#10
I’ve Been Called Many Things In Life. But This Is A First
#11
I've Never Seen A Bumper Sticker I Wanted More
#12
Well That Escalated Quickly
#13
When You've Had Enough Of Your Man
Serial pacifist 5 years ago (edited)
Hey, the sign is very informative and direct. I would like to sell a neighbor who plays loud music all day long and smokes weed. He is a bit banged up and rusty, but not too shabby.
#14
I Have A Bad Feeling About This Rest Stop Bathroom
#15
The Mechanic Left This In My Girlfriend's Car After Being Serviced... The Car Is Still Dirty
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
My garage doesn't even service dirty cars like this. You'll get a note saying that Dutch labor laws do not allow people to work in a contaminated area without protective gear and proper training. Because none of their mechanics qualify, they couldn't service the car.
#16
Found Some Paperless Towels At Walmart Today. What Will They Think Of Next?
#17
Please Don’t Follow Anybody Home
#18
This Was A Couple Years Ago...and I Know What They Meant But... Still
#19
Just Press Three 333 Times
#20
I Don’t Even Know
Chris Wade 5 years ago
lmao I don't even get the joke or who that man is but it's so stupid it cracked me up hahaha
Nikki Sevven 5 years ago
I don't think this is a possibility. Ted Cruz stuffs both his feet in his mouth every time he opens it. There wouldn't be room for an entire child in there.
Valley Girl 5 years ago
No one implied he did it in one sitting. He kept him slowly roasting on a spit in his backyard while he fled the country during the Texas blackouts. The kid had a medical issue and was on Medicaid. Ted is now a hero among Republicans.
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Lucky2BAlive 5 years ago
He is Ted Cruz - also known as what happens when there is no .lifeguard at the gene pool
Tabitha Martel 5 years ago
I created an account just to reply to you. I've never been more proud of the SPN fandom as I am in this moment from your comment. Well done. 10/10. No lies spoken. 100%.
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Z Alexi 5 years ago
Funny how Ted Cruz looks like Pat Buchanan's son. Pat was a right-winger who slathered hate across U.S. prez elections of 1992, 1992 & 2000. He's 83 now &, unlike The Angry Tangerine [Trump] has learned to shuddup...no1 wants to hear either's hatred of women, gays, Muslims & every1 but white married males with small dix.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
"I do not like Ted Cruz, that man, I do not like his ugly tan. I do not like him here or there, I do not like him anywhere. I do not like that man Ted Cruz, because he's such an ugly douche"
No you didn't 5 years ago
Anytime I think the bar cannot be any lower for mankind, Ted Cruz or Ben Shapiro come along. So yeah, he probably ate the son.
Calypso poet 5 years ago
Ben Shapiro is so gross. Him reading the words to WAP is the creepiest thing. Creepier than Ted trying to hug his own daughter while she tries to slink away.
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Kiri Salazar 5 years ago
I can't tell whether this bumper sticker is pro or against Ted Cruz???
Priyanshu Janrao 5 years ago
I don't like that man Ted Cruz I don't like how he ate this son And left that father's heart with a bruise.
#22
Pfantastic Signage
#23
Um... I Guess?
#24
Whatever Gets Them In Therapy I Guess?
#25
Is This The New Saying Now?? Mandela Effect?
#26
Do Not Teach Fish Man He Will Destroy Us All
#27
"We Gave It A Second Thought And Decided That You Guys Suck"
#28
Spotted At A Local Dollar Tree A Few Years Ago
#29
This Was In Front Of My Town Hall For A Couple Weeks Before Anyone Realized And It’s My Favorite Thing To Ever Happen Here
#30
No Thanks
#31
Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation Trying To Be Relatable
#32
Typical Capitalism. Manufactured Scarcity
#33
Are You Speaking From Experience, Sir?
#34
We Don’t Pay A Living Wage, But Work Is Work Right. This Is A Circle K By The Way
#35
Baa Baa Black.. Clam?
#36
This Has Big "I Think Dogs Should Vote" Vibes
#37
No Touching Vaggies
#38
When You Want To Insult The Customer But Have To Be Politically Correct
#39
Okay
#40
Fish And Chizz??
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What do you think ?
Seabeast 5 years ago
Seen outside a mattress store in my city until recently: "Mask required, pants optional".
Ryan Deschanel 5 years ago
British English pants or American English pants?
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Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
A funny sign I saw in a store in Colorado once: IMG_202107...46af3e.jpg 
Remind me where I am again ? 5 years ago
Then there was this warning sign for reasons unknown. dont-61213...521148.jpg 
Ladedah 5 years ago (edited)
Some people at my work once decided to make informational signs that entailed a clip art image and a random work-related fact. So - to add a little extra flair - they put them on brightly colored paper, cut them into the shape of the image / words, laminated them, then stuck them up in the hallway every 5 to 10 ft. It didn't take long for most of us to realize the one important thing that they apparently didn't... several of the cutouts just so happened to be shaped like a penis / balls. Needless to say, the signs were definitely noticed... though I'm not so sure the message people received was the one they had actually been hoping for.
Memere 5 years ago
😂😂😂 Too funny! Especially if the penis/balls shaped ones were on pink or red colored paper, 😅😅😅😅
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Zak Rasten 5 years ago
After dying, on the first cloud you reach is a sign which says "We are sorry but god does not really exist. We apologise for the inconvenience"
Abby Parker 5 years ago
Years ago, I saw a sign outside a local pub saying they were open 8 days a week.
Seabeast 5 years ago
Seen outside a mattress store in my city until recently: "Mask required, pants optional".
Ryan Deschanel 5 years ago
British English pants or American English pants?
Load More Replies... Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
A funny sign I saw in a store in Colorado once: IMG_202107...46af3e.jpg
Remind me where I am again ? 5 years ago
Then there was this warning sign for reasons unknown. dont-61213...521148.jpg
Ladedah 5 years ago (edited)
Some people at my work once decided to make informational signs that entailed a clip art image and a random work-related fact. So - to add a little extra flair - they put them on brightly colored paper, cut them into the shape of the image / words, laminated them, then stuck them up in the hallway every 5 to 10 ft. It didn't take long for most of us to realize the one important thing that they apparently didn't... several of the cutouts just so happened to be shaped like a penis / balls. Needless to say, the signs were definitely noticed... though I'm not so sure the message people received was the one they had actually been hoping for.
Memere 5 years ago
😂😂😂 Too funny! Especially if the penis/balls shaped ones were on pink or red colored paper, 😅😅😅😅
Load More Replies... Zak Rasten 5 years ago
After dying, on the first cloud you reach is a sign which says "We are sorry but god does not really exist. We apologise for the inconvenience"
Abby Parker 5 years ago
Years ago, I saw a sign outside a local pub saying they were open 8 days a week.
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