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Turns out, there's a whole subreddit dedicated to celebrating software acting outside its parameters and its unpredictable malfunctions. It sounds geeky, but believe me, you don't need to be a hacker to appreciate it.

Nearly 1 million members belong to the online community, sharing pics and videos of the biggest glitches in the Matrix, including the time Netflix praised the Nazi party and an Uber driver went exploring in the sea.

#1

I Got A Coupon Code For 30% Off Bluetooth Headphones That Ended Up Being 98% Off When I Entered The Code

I Got A Coupon Code For 30% Off Bluetooth Headphones That Ended Up Being 98% Off When I Entered The Code

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DforDorothy
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best of the bugs! Good for you! 😉

NQ L
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had this before and got an email that they canceled my order. It wasn't 99% of but it was like 75% off

Bacony
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see this as an absolute win!

Dave Chapman
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They catch it tho and cancel the order. Happened to me before and if I still wanted the item, I had to pay the difference or take a site credit. :(

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Asi Bassey
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this gore? Give me this type of gore

Jace
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is NEVER how things break or fail for me.

laggy in zoom
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isnt much of a fail, but a holy grail

F
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually 99% :)

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"The failures that go viral within our community are usually those that have some humor in them," a moderator of the subreddit told Bored Panda. "For example, the description for the 'Hitler and the Nazis' documentary being displayed under the Spongebob movie."

The moderator said people who follow the subreddit seem to be really invested in it. "From the interactions I've seen, people often have an interest in programming and will try to theorize why the software failed. Some will also often meme the failure if it's funny."

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    #2

    Thanks For Having My Back Tinder, I Guess

    Thanks For Having My Back Tinder, I Guess

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    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my psychiatrist would say.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't sugarcoat anything.

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even added a flame to their burn.

    Janie Dopey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at it in a positive way: there is no one like you. Zero people like you; you're one-of-a-kind.

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember many years ago trying to use eHarmony. I filled out the incredibly long questionnaire and at the end it told me there were no matches for me.

    Danny Heath
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you misread - it's a complement - you are unique! No one like you!!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no doubt that's how my Tinder page would look.

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men it is so true. People should live on individual island with robots. For company

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    But don't think that only regular home users experience software disruptions. For example, more than 100 flights to and from London's Heathrow airport were disrupted on the 16 of February 2020, after it was hit by technical issues, affecting departure boards and check-in systems. A spokesperson for Heathrow didn't say much, just bleated that it happened "due to the sensitive nature of those processes."

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    Another memorable software hiccup happened a few years earlier, in mid-January, 2016. Then, the Nest smart thermostat (owned by Google) experienced a glitch after a software update went wrong, forcing the device's batteries to drain and leaving it unable to control temperature, meaning that American users were unable to heat their homes or get hot water on one of the coldest weekends of the year. The company said the fault had been caused by a firmware update and quickly rolled out a new one to solve the issue.

    You can't live without technology but sometimes you can't live with it, too.

    #3

    How?

    How?

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well computer is very positive. We could all learn something from him. 🤭

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something my printer would say with the biggest smile...

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day i leave my job im print napping the printer from work and smashing the f**k out of it!!!

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    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like when you drop something and then you catch it super quickly

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moment you fail a exam Just because of 1 point . This is hilarious.

    Esca Sav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you guessed on all the answers for an exam and end up with a 90...

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from the machine that tested Trump for Covid. It's the reason why he "tested very positively in another sense... tested positively toward negative." Speaking of Covidiots!

    Podunkus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a demo of the new TrumpOS 1.0. There is no error handling.

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    David Viesta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can fail. And you can fail successfully. It's all a matter of perspective.

    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a quick reprogramming of the messages and replacing completed with failed. I did something similar with my XP installation disk (Old ain't I) where it said during installation Gathering Information For Installation I changed it to Checking For Stuff To Wreck

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    #4

    What The Hell Did I Do

    What The Hell Did I Do

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    Lexibeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your phone is having a rough time in quarantine too

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why you don't play with infinity stones..

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    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tried dividing by zero again, didn't you?

    ThreeOfAKind
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you tried to find the square root of -1

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    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know this is what’s gonna happen on all our devices at 23:59 on the 31st of December right?! Call it a 2020 Groundhog Year...

    Pixie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WibblyWobblyTimeyWi..... NooooOOOOOOO

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a death omen if I've ever seen one lol

    Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you know you've messed with the matrix.

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    #5

    Setting A Reminder

    Setting A Reminder

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    Rare Wubbox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google and Siri are just pure smart with this stuff.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get AI they said.. it's intelligent they said..

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    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of thing happens with me all the time although I did win an argument with Alexa about apple pies

    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I've cussed out Siri a time or two. She has a level of sass that isn't necessary for day-to-day living

    Pat Ballard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I sear at her, she tells me that wan't necessary. For whom!

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    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... "Please remember to f**k you after 5 minutes"

    Somebody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine someones nearby when google reminds them😬

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how the hell is it to know when you are at ASDA?

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t... that was too funny

    Robert Greisberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How should the ai know when you are at ASDA?

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY!!! I was going thru the comments to see if someone already pointed out this little nugget of obviousness, before I posted about it!!

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just write it down, then

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    #6

    Could Not Copy Files Because No

    Could Not Copy Files Because No

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    Chuckie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because no" will be my answer to the things i dont want to do..

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry professor...I couldn't do my homework because my computer said no.

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U not worth his time. Now kindly f**k off

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have standards on what they will copy.

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    #7

    Scuber Diver

    Scuber Diver

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can fly. He stole Mr. Weasley's car clearly. Damn!

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...D'ya think there's any Whomping Willows nearby?

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    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gently floating towards your location.

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there are TWO Corollas in the ocean!

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slight correction, the car is a CR-V, but the joke is still hilarious

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    Brenna Cai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah dinesh how did u get there

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn’t have called this one scuber driver? Wasted opportunity...

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the Aston Martin from The Spy Who Loved me pick you up?

    Sarah Laurent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe he can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !

    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! Now I have that tune stuck in my head. XD

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    Greg Rules
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been to Uver Javer

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    #8

    Everything Is Broken

    Everything Is Broken

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    Anna Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, you just broke EVERYTHING!

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is the modern blue screen of death, god imagine seeing a warning users are almost never to see *shudder*

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    MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love coders.We're funny people.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the lyrics to a Bob Dylan tune. It's called 'Everything is broken'

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lyrics in full: Broken lines, broken strings, Broken threads, broken springs, Broken idols, broken heads, People sleeping in broken beds Ain't no use jiving Ain't no use joking Everything is broken Broken bottles, broken plates, Broken switches, broken gates, Broken dishes, broken parts, Streets are filled with broken hearts Broken words never meant to be spoken, Everything is broken Seem like every time you stop and turn around Something else just hit the ground Broken cutters, broken saws, Broken buckles, broken laws, Broken bodies, broken bones, Broken voices on broken phones Take a deep breath, feel like you're chokin', Everything is broken Every time you leave and go off someplace Things fall to pieces in my face Broken hands on broken ploughs, Broken treaties, broken vows, Broken pipes, broken tools, People bending broken rules Hound dog howling, bull frog croaking, Everything is broken

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    Mark Serbian
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you got a computer that quotes Bob Dylan, you're pretty much screwed anyway.

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm I detect a bit of photo-shop here.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way more likely that this really happened, it's exactly the sort of thing coders do.

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    Rob nolan
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    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from a Bob Dylan song

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it didn't just fail an assert and quit. Hats off to the programmer :)

    JAMES MEACHAM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it say "Exit while you still can"?????

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    #9

    Thanks For The Help, Siri

    Thanks For The Help, Siri

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this isn't a software fail. It answered your question.

    Maren Gärtner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I improved my English, I struggle every time I have to say double-digit numbers in German. That's bad, because I am German. The English number system makes much more sense.

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's a little counterintuitive, kind of like old-timey English ("Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie ..."). Don't even get me started on the French numbers though - quatre-vingt-quinze = four twenty fifteen = 95.

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    Ingo Zed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany we would of course write 68 — but we would say „Achtundsechzig“, weich means „eight and sixty“.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed too loud and the walls are thin. Sorry, neighbors!

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people assume there’re all kind of brilliant people at Apple... ha ha ha ha ha

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    #10

    Netflix, What Are You Trying To Do?

    Netflix, What Are You Trying To Do?

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    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The SS! It stood for Super and Sassy!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sense a big musical number in this, "It's springtime for Hitler and Germany!"

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to Hell for laughing harder and longer than I should have.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitler is crying right now. He want slap the Netflix people in the face.

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the lederhosen are a bit of a give away if you ask me.

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lederhosen" literally means "Leather pants" (more like shorts). They were practical wear for outdoor use. -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lederhosen

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher 😂

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. The. F**k. How is this a thing? Did someone delete an entry in a database and then everything else just... rippled up one slot?

    Leslie O
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone entered an incorrect code apparently. Netflix has some pretty bad descriptions/synopses, even if they're matched up to the right shows.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historically accurate. The Brown Shirts were pretty gay.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I understand it Ernst Röhm believed effeminate homosexuality was degenerate, but strong, militaristic, masculine homosexuality was perfectly good and german.

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    #11

    Homonyms Are Such A Bliss To Virtual Assistant

    Homonyms Are Such A Bliss To Virtual Assistant

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    MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain does that for free everyday when I wake up.I need to stop procrastinating.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please see your doctor. Get medicated and get therapy. You CAN get better. It's hard work, but so worth it!

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The machines are taking over. Get John Connor

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I've seen this episode of the Twilight Zone.

    Destiny Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else sees vsksksksksksskksksko? (vsco)

    Hobbes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a reminder I would put for myself

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    #12

    I Was Driving, And My Phone Vibrated In My Pocket To Tell Me This

    I Was Driving, And My Phone Vibrated In My Pocket To Tell Me This

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    Laurie Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Equinox will have a message come onto my console screen about reminding you to keep your eyes on road and not driving distracted. It does this randomly. It also doesn’t just go away after a few seconds, minute. You have to take your eyes off the road to X out the message to make it disappear.

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you can have peace of mind driving, knowing that it won't vibrate again till you stop. Isn't that calming? Or anxiety inducing?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this was while it was on f*****g beta.

    Beda Mariha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because it's illegal to use your phone while you are driving. Correct :)

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    #13

    Yes Google, That’s Exactly How Bridges Work

    Yes Google, That’s Exactly How Bridges Work

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    Dolevaal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be a pain in the a*s to drive, though.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the famous hanging bridges of Patras.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salvador Dali's failed city planning career.

    Data1001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whee! Who needs roller coasters?

    Woltax
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don‘t you know? These are the Salvador Dalí bridges.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do that when it's hot

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Corinth canal in Greece.

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    #14

    Ah Yes The Ultimate Relaxation

    Ah Yes The Ultimate Relaxation

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Done' is right!

    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Mr. Burns has a higher heart rate than that.

    Leslie O
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was feeling particularly calm as I hovered above myself, then saw a white light...

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to say 'you're dead' in a nice way.

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a RESTful App. Couldn't be bothered to GET any heartbeats instead it just POSTed whatever it thought felt good. Talk about lazy.

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    #15

    Everything Is Good

    Everything Is Good

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    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why you don't use Avast.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't agree. I've used Avast for a years never one problem. Windows I'd the problem here!

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    Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free antivirus? Is this what caused Covid?

    Ani Archeron
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has the same energy and colour scheme of the dog in the flaming room meme “this is fine”

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U better believe it then? Me speaking the same thing ,in the corner over and over again , while rocking back and forth.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooooo what were you trying to open?!

    Finley Valentine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is fine. <3 oh such an amazing show. the good place anyone? :D

    Clayton Veenstra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it’s “FREE GET IT BEFORE ITS OUT OR GET THE FULL VERSION THAT ACTUALLY WORKS FOR $9999999999999999999999999999999999.99 A MILLISECOND!!!!!!!!

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    #16

    Did My Dog Just Discover Teleportation?

    Did My Dog Just Discover Teleportation?

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why u surprised? Dogs are secretly superheroes, quietly saving our collective asses. U know that thing u lose, and can't find and after sometime u do. Who do u think does that?. The good boy is just safety persona., So u don't suspect a thing

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so Nutmeg is actually Bark Kent? Neat.

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    Bhuvy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is like Perry the platypus but whistle the dog. Sounds so cool 😎!!

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nutmeg found a wormhole.🕳️

    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the new companion of the doctor

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Time is thisl wibbly wobbly doggie woggie stuff"

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Whistle tracker did this when I didn't update my home address,after moving... as soon as the dog left the safe zone, the tracker thought he was hundreds of miles away from my former home even though he was just outside my new home.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nutmeg is secretly "Underdog"!

    Somebody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be the dog version of the flash

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious. He might have been meeting with the old schooler Gromit,...

    Dr. B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is like Perry the platypus but whistle the dog!!! So cool

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    #17

    I’m This Unpopular

    I’m This Unpopular

    elmatious Report

    Hunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me how many people genuinely like me

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like my ratio on Bored Panda after a political bender

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It simply means that there are 2 texts you immediatly HAVE to send

    Lydia Interiano Dalton
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to everyone thats is saying same, you can just be friends with eachother!

    Ayanna Carranza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck gets -2 messages!!!!!!!

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    #18

    I Think My Subway Is Trying To Tell Me Something

    I Think My Subway Is Trying To Tell Me Something

    mel420spencer Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U suffer, suffer slowly and surely. U suffer the way no-one has ever suffered before.

    Incel Slayer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is NJ Transit! There's a stop at a town called Suffern, which always looked like "sufferin" to me. Even funnier with the missing letter.

    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give it a sandwich, thats what the subway wants!

    Queen_Fisher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Singapore, I boarded a train called SMRT. Smrt in the other language I speak means death.

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    #19

    That's A Pretty Strong Password Policy

    That's A Pretty Strong Password Policy

    VerwirkteExistenz Report

    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *puts in sentence from Moby D**k*

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't start with "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth" because hackers might have the same idea.

    Phunny Philosopher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, that's the equivalent of using abcd for your password.

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    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be "8 characters", but someone (or the computer) confused "8 characters" with "8 bits". An 8-bit computer allows for a total of 256 positions, from zero (0) to 255. -- This is also why you can only get 255 rupees in the original "Zelda" on the NES.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NIST suggest using passphrases over complex passwords. Such as MyFavoriteFoodIsPizza which is easier to remember. Passwords are stolen by brute force attacks meaning a program is run to try and crack your password. The longer your password, the harder it is to crack.

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s practically an entire Tweet.

    David Viesta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EMINEM's "Pass God" level of security: SamalamaadumalamaayouassumingImahumanWhatIgottadotogetitthroughtoyouImsuperhumanInnovativeandImmadeofrubberSothatanythingyousayisricochetingoffofmeanditllgluetoyouImdevastatingmorethaneverdemonstratingHowtogiveamotherfuckinaudienceafeelinglikeitslevitating

    MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait there,lemme dial Salman Rushdie

    yes.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy just put in a fall out boys song title

    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe its the password Data uses in Startrek

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    #20

    Cool Sign

    Cool Sign

    EsquireGunslinger Report

    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude imagine if you could see everything the person was doing on their computer through the screen

    Bryan Hu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for someone to watch a movie on that billboard

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't the coolest sign in the world, this is just a tribute.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look. Another mission critical usage of crash prone software on a nightmare operating system.

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    #21

    You Learn Something New Every Day

    You Learn Something New Every Day

    wandreylust Report

    David Viesta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fair since U.S.A's anthem is "Nothing Else Matters" from Metallica.

    Nia Tzvetkova
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I don't know our national anthem at all, could be right for all I know

    Ema RootBeer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up the national anthem for Bulgaria and, surprise surprise, it's not Despacito, it's "Mila Rodino"

    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bulgarian here and it sure feels this way sometimes. But I think the Despacito craze is over now, so we're actively looking for a new one.

    yslasoli
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual anthem is pretty cool

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be the national anthem of Vulgaria though

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a wi-fi signal from his Virgin Mobile cell service....

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    David Kohn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VIRGIN WIFI either he is on a plane or... what?

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably has a Virgin Mobile phone...they make cell phones too.

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind singing that everyday.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you sind your anthem every day? This is an honest question, because I don't know of any country who does that. Not even at school.

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    #22

    Jesus Christ Siri

    Jesus Christ Siri

    bobojojo12 Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "kilometer US dollars squared" --- what in the hell is this thing smoking?

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of "kilometer U.S. dollars squared" . Is it distance? Is it a physical amount? Weird

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the amount of bills you can fit into one square kilometer

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    TheTootsieTickler 900
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even know you could square a dollar. I guess that's what greed does to ya...

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kilometer dollars? Is that US money in metric system?

    Jill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a math teacher and even i am impressed with the calculations here! Somehow Wolfram Alpha managed to make distance or money into an area. I think it might win some sort of prestigous math prize if it could just prove its work.

    Kate S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's that translate into flier miles?

    O Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want the money, I'll take it. 💸💵💵

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    #23

    My School's Cafeteria Survey

    My School's Cafeteria Survey

    TheKing110111 Report

    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you go to an all girls school?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason is wrong, it should say "because XX".

    Ari Trueswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP all the transmasc students who took this survey and got this feedback

    grey galah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's telling you something

    LittleMissPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is probably a software used for testing people. The feedback column is supposed to help you understand why the correct answer is the correct one

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    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cafeteria needs to know your gender?

    Lily
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe portion sizes are different??

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    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the answer is female. Always. :)

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago

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    #24

    And You’re Telling Me Now?

    And You’re Telling Me Now?

    tylrrbb Report

    Colin Allcars
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing! I got one that was 355 days ago!

    ClaireM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get one every time I turn my phone on, but it doesn't say who to or link to the message. It's now well over 1000 days

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile you have been disowned for not replying to an important question from you mother.

    Isabella R.W.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to realize the fail...155 days ago!!!!!!

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time stamps on my iMessage banners are ALWAYS f****d on my Macs.

    thomas the tank engine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have one that was supposed to send 700+ days ago

    May Day
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've get that on my Iphone now and then. Don't know what the message is

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    #25

    Damn Robots

    Damn Robots

    TGPDSED Report

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random aside, but I'm kind of dyslexic and I thought your user name was "DforDorfy" and I cracked up.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your heart so cold you fail the Turing test.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, R2, perhaps YOU can do a better job

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U shall not pass onto the site

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have trouble with these way too often, I'm starting to wonder if I actually might be a robot...

    EA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Teresa May get this error?

    ej wey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please click all the images with a motorcycle. Incorrect

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    #26

    Shrug Emoji? Sorry Mate, No Idea

    Shrug Emoji? Sorry Mate, No Idea

    elnombre Report

    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they're just messing with ya

    #27

    My Microwave Is Disagreeing With Me Again

    My Microwave Is Disagreeing With Me Again

    andrewtl271 Report

    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it doesn't want you to defrost your pizza. you see it cares about you.

    DRS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many seconds are there in a 'quick minute'?

    May Day
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite of a dishwasher minute? (Our dishwasher says "Minutes left: 1" for around 10 minutes before finishing the washing program)

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    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The microwave is just helping you with your diet? Or reminding you what to say to drugs

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's making sure you eat a healthy diet.

    Viktor Feurer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how rise of the machines starts...

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how all those old microwaves have a setting for Popcorn. :)

    Benevolent Panda Mouse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puts in ramen noodle cup (8th time this week).....

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and so the robot uprising begins...

    Alex George
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GRAB THE EMPs, THE ROBOTS CAN"T BE IMMUNE TO THOSE

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    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT COOK THE SOUP WITH THE METAL SPOON

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    #28

    I Don’t Really Know What To Say

    I Don’t Really Know What To Say

    glawzer18 Report

    Lexibeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually needed a 20/19 to get 100%

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always room for improvement...

    Wazz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, 19.99999 (recurring) is actually equal to 20. Think of it as 6.6666666 (recurring) and multiplying by 3.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the hardest time trying to explain this to people.

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a prof. Like this. I scored a 86 on the final and ended up with a 89.98 in the class. My grade stayed am 89.98. It was my advance finance course that I took alongside my capstone course with I made an A in. He refused to round up. If he did, I would have graduated with honors. He will burn in Hell.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgot to display that float as an integer. That sometimes happens to me as a C beginner.

    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question is why would you use floats at all in this application, seems like a clear cut case for integer or double.

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    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you spelled your name incorrectly.

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a quiz on calculus limits?

    Grace Cho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably because it says Pythagorean tuning?

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it doesn't believe in 💯% u can always improve. Get back to work

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    #29

    I Can't Use My Notes App For 3.5 Weeks Because I Used The Right Password

    I Can't Use My Notes App For 3.5 Weeks Because I Used The Right Password

    supereric53 Report

    Lexibeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only you tried one more time

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate passwords. I hate passwords. Also, I hate passwords.

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 24.95 days- a bit of an overkill.

    Dragon girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always having to reset my passwords after 10 times even though I use the right one

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you reported that bug!

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been reporting bugs to Apple for years. It’s been an abysmal mess since iOS 7 in 2013 and almost no bugs I’ve reported have been fixed.

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    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least its ony notes and not your whole phone

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    #30

    Firstly, Her Hair Is Right In My Face. Secondly, Where Is My Plane Going?

    Firstly, Her Hair Is Right In My Face. Secondly, Where Is My Plane Going?

    cwris Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more bothered about the hair. Yeah, fine, we’re flying to outer space, whatever, but get your hair off my screen.

    ej wey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To infinity and beyond

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I accidentally on purpose scalped you while lowering my table tray. My bad.

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the extremely likely case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop out of the panel above you.

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight to Jesus, hallelujah!

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pity one cannot take scissors on board of a plane...

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m way more bothered by passengers who are this f*****g inconsiderate than I am by s****y-a*s technology (which we’ve been conditioned to not question or complain about; our robot overlords are actually just tech companies).

    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be a shame if you accidentally tucked her hair into the crack along the TV

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    #31

    This Is Getting Ridiculous

    This Is Getting Ridiculous

    Meow_Cream Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda stopped at 15 smartypants. You only have yourself to blame

    Lexibeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When computers drop out of school and can't math

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the creator of the quiz was a poor student of... probably everything.

    EmpireStrikesHard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there was a bonus question that OP also got right, but: if (percentage_score == 100) { win(); } else { lose(); }

    NavyDave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could also have overridden to 1 since 16-15=1 and some mechanisms do that.

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    Ally Kaye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moment when you're overqualified for the job.

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    #32

    Ok

    Ok

    Sckoop Report

    MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This basically represents us as society except with a question mark at the end of the OK.By default we have to respond OK to move on in life.Ah,life is just sad.

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    #33

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas

    alperumutucar Report

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now presenting the legendary Microsoft Word Christmas Tree.

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clippy is standing at the bottom, handing out presents

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok what and why is this happening?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree? Why on Earth are you glitchy?"

    Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do the presents go?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah and oldie... Why anyone uses Windows for public facing displays...

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple has taken over this Digital Xmas tree. And is using "Quicktime"??

    May Day
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bluescreen would have been prettier

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    #34

    Scooter App Right Before The App Crashed. Behold The Rideable Cyclone

    Scooter App Right Before The App Crashed. Behold The Rideable Cyclone

    Kel_Dorado Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U bet yo a*s , I m gonna ride that s**t. Viva la resistance. Rebel without the cause

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Prequel to Sharknado: The Scooternado

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering you’re near South Park what did you expect?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there a tornado that picked up every scooter in town?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is... kinda neat for a fail.

    ej wey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumanji 4 The Next Next Level

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a way, that really is a beautiful picture.

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    #35

    Guys, I Think I’m Addicted To Settings

    Guys, I Think I’m Addicted To Settings

    legolas046 Report

    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reddit is a whole other story man

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's pretty casual use for 7 days

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    Pelleh Din
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much time left in the week for the less important things, like eating, sleeping, living...

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this computer needs some.. calibrations

    Brenda Jackels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a weeks worth of Reddit? Were you trying to avoid it that week?

    Fact Perils
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... maybe you just don't know how to use your phone...

    b l a n c
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i once left minecraft on when i turned my ipad off, and it ran the entire day & night so when i opened my ipad again after school it said i was in minecraft for 16hrs so i had to tell my mom what happened because i had a screen time limit at that time and it used it all up XD

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    #36

    Fastest Driver

    Fastest Driver

    impulse1293 Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't like u very much. He is running away with your food

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, son, ima bring you them authentic food. Just gimme 5 min. Haha

    Esca Sav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My LinkedIn showed me results for jobs near me and this b*tch said Afghanistan.... I'm in the U.S..... Definitely only a five minute walk

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally worth it for real Mexican food.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one must travel with a Nimbus 2001.

    dave stroh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well his name is Mamadou.. not Mamacan't

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Skip the Dishes skips your country...

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My plane takes over 2 hours to fly from Baltimore to florida and this is going from New York to mexico in 5 minutes

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    #37

    This Website Really Wants Me To Choose Iraq

    This Website Really Wants Me To Choose Iraq

    phantommonkey32 Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell are they selling?

    JRibax
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the feeling this 'Iraq' thing might be a trap. Also, 'Misc. Third World countries' is hilarious. Oceania and South America are apparently classified. Iraq.

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle East (not Iraq) is the best. Even if it's specifically not Iraq, they managed to mention it nonetheless

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well this product is designed for use (Iraq) everywhere. As you'll see (Iraq) the most lucrative markets ( Iraq) are well (Iraq) everywhere. The initial global response from product tests in (Iraq) showed an immense interests in (Iraq) our product. So, here you are the market (Iraq) is ready for our product and (Iraq) we are ready to provide you with it (Iraq)

    Shirley Richard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about the "miscellaneous third world countries" option? What's going on with this product?

    thqidwai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    : Where are you from? : I am from, Aircraft carrier, you? : I am from classified

    Mfemfe Mfem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem, our product can be used in both those countries.

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    TheTootsieTickler 900
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they selling where you would have to list your country as classified or that you're in random third world countries?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classified? Is this a spy survey?

    TheTootsieTickler 900
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found this in a book in Google books and there and I guess it was a post on a website selling military airplanes (or something like that, maybe) as a joke. Starts on page 106. https://books.google.com/books?id=U9aVC3eDIx0C&pg=PA108&lpg=PA108&dq=please+indicate+the+locations+this+product+will+be+used+iraq&source=bl&ots=iY_APIr6As&sig=ACfU3U0-XnuLwHck-QyxW4_kLH5KQfXFTQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiMyKHZ_rTqAhWVLc0KHRIhBdUQ6AEwAHoECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q=please%20indicate%20the%20locations%20this%20product%20will%20be%20used%20iraq&f=false

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just checked it out TootsieTickler - that is hilarious!

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    #38

    I Broke The Snapchat Filters. That’s All I Can Say

    I Broke The Snapchat Filters. That’s All I Can Say

    cjlcjl12 Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does social media exist? So we can discover new horrors each day. Good times

    TheTootsieTickler 900
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really so people can yell at others who disagree. That was the genius from the beginning.

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    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I don't know. You can always come up with some sort of a "deep" title or quote and stick it in a modern art gallery.

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when you spin the camera in a video game into the wall and it goes inside the guy’s face and all you see is EYES and TEETH.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can i unsee this.? Gonna have nightmare.

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed at this so hard it hurts.

    Ema RootBeer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this. please make it stop

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have a warning on it. But, well done.

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    #39

    Believe It Or Not Google, There Are Hospitals Closer To My Location

    Believe It Or Not Google, There Are Hospitals Closer To My Location

    WhatAboutThePickles Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you have something very embarrassing and this is the best you can do?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s more embarrassing than an “intelligent” assistant that’s this stupid?

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    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Bulgarians know how to treat your condition. Phone knows, the cellphone does know.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hospital's anthem is Despacito.

    Jill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt think the universal healthcare in Sweden was thaaaaat bad...(really kidding, it's world class)

    Ivan Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't need a doctor , need a road trip !

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with all the Bulgarian stuff?

    David Viesta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google doesn't seem to like you very much.

    Simon Murray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised it didn't divert you to Ireland. We have a town called Hospital in Co limerick

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    #40

    That's My Jam

    That's My Jam

    Biochao Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this really made me laugh out loud! And now I want to listen to it, just to know what it sounds like. Did the program really interpret system preferences like an audio file (that would be so cool and weird)... or did someone make an audio file with that title and matching thumbnail for the laughs? Now I come to think about it, probably the latter...

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it be the thing where you can get your phone to read out what's on the screen?

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    Tony Dillson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about you but I love to listen to some Micosoft

    Super Rainbow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that would be robot music 🎵

    ArmyDog07
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the best song ever, the System Preferences.

    Hseed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SyyyysteeEEEEeem PREfereeeeEEEEENCES!!!

    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it is the new Windows welcome music? If you haven't heard it, search for it on a windows computer, or on youtube

    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11 minutes of pure system preferences.

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you mean... headphones broken and not plugged in?

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    #41

    Oh No, My PC Ran Away

    Oh No, My PC Ran Away

    ItzStrudl Report

    Neon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER FORGET TO CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS

    Monday Fuss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm...my mother always told me, "Come on now! It's not going to grow legs and run away!"

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your PC ran It ran so far away It ran, It ran both night and day...

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [ Apparently Bored Panda doesn't believe in line breaks. ]

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    #42

    Help

    Help

    neilcodling Report

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this person knows the word quintillion. Impressed.

    Giovanni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Latin prefixes always follow the same order: Uni- Bi- Tri- Quadr- Quint- Sest- and so on

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    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those stops in just under two and a half hours? How fast is that train?

    Sean Barnes-Hurley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s the slow train to Cardiff, then that’s about right.

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000000000000 centuries later: 912345678901234567890123456789 stops left

    J Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta hand it to the conductor: that’s less than a femtosecond per stop!

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just AI telling us that distance is not a continuum. Pretty smart, actually.

    Joe Tippett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine quintillion, two hundred and twenty-three quadrillion, three hundred and seventy-two trillion, thirty-six billion, eight hundred and fifty-four million, seven hundred and seventy-five thousand, seven hundred and ninety-eight. - For those who were wondering.

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but in 2:26? That train's making damn good time.

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    #43

    Looks Pleasant Outside

    Looks Pleasant Outside

    jasonsgamingyt Report

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Location settings might have been set to Uranus.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute zero is -273.15 Celsius, or -459.67 Fahrenheit. Your unscientific jest lacks the relationship to understood facts necessary to the summation of a of the type of humorous conclusion so indulged upon by we inferior biological entities. - NotASuperiorAIEntity

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    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's -300 degrees Kelvin, three hundred degrees below absolute zero, the point where there is literally no heat whatsoever and molecules stop. As such, I think it means that time is going backward, and you're in negative heat. So it would be about eighty Fahrenheit degrees, going backward in time. Which sounds pretty comfortable, really. It seems pretty pleasant outside, so long as you're time travelling backward.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you support that mathematically, because I kind of feel like you made up numbers there

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    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

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    #44

    This Glitched Dentist Sign Looks A Bit Inappropriate

    This Glitched Dentist Sign Looks A Bit Inappropriate

    Brodude003 Report

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks inappropriate also without a glitch! What the hell is that?

    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, any image of sedation dentistry would look inappropriate.

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    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re right, it should read “PREDATION DENTRISTY.”

    Noel Bovae
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute to realize it did NOT say: 'Seduction Dentistry.'

    Destiny Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like, "suggestive dentistry"

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems to be enjoying it a bit too much lol

    it's me again
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blanked out the naughty part ;)

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    #45

    This Crystal Ball At A Harry Potter Exhibit

    This Crystal Ball At A Harry Potter Exhibit

    luxdesigns Report

    Joran Quinten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of IT support

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get ready for the sequel: Harry Potter and the Blue Screen of Death

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    laggy in zoom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error 404: Crystal Ball not found

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try switching the crystal ball off and then on again

    Flo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry, you're an IT manager!

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter and control alt delete

    Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the writing around it: To see the future, wave your hands over and around the crystal ball. Innocent person: waves hands Crystal ball: Your computer will crash

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, that's so bad. My future is just crunching numbers and paperwork

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal ball just revealed future.

    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AH HAH! TRYING TO RUIN KIDS IMAGINATION I SEE?

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    #46

    Turnitin Marked The First Word Of This Sentence As Plagiarism

    Turnitin Marked The First Word Of This Sentence As Plagiarism

    Titanium_Jaw_Guy Report

    80 Van
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it isn’t a very original word.

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Objective," on the other hand... ;)

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's boyfriend had to defend his case at his uni's examination board after being accused of plagiarizing his own resume ! They agreed it was nonsense but still gave him an official warning because of system !

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s SOP to give a warning at uni regardless of innocence.

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    Philler Space
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single word in that sentence has been published before! I presume you've heard of a little thing called "the dictionary"!?

    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0 points if you don't make up your own words.

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    Jessica Jenkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turnitin thinks that I'm plagiarizing my name on every paper I write

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This program is the destroyer of worlds. Imagine this when you turn in your Master's thesis! It is horrifying.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, it's right. I've read that one before

    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the joys of Turnitin :)

    daisydiamond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep i have had these same experiences with Turnitin......

    Bryan Hu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The' is actually the world's most common word

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    #47

    Google Thinks I'm Fit

    Google Thinks I'm Fit

    Sir_Nielsalot Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. U the flash! Maan 🏃

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    120 mph. World record race-walking is, like, 11 mph. So if you got 11 race-walkers together, they could do that.

    sharkbyte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for believing, Google

    Ridho Arfan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google revealed your identity, Flash.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even a All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) walker from Star Wars would be that fast.

    Aileen Cann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good timing on the 4 minute mile there

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kilometers, so it's not a real distance. :P

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    #48

    Same

    Same

    badskeleton Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a blackmail threat. Windows has your computer. I will release search history if u don't met with my demands. Beware !!

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Windows haz computer. Windows wants to haz cheezeburger or windows virus you.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have the opposite problem, my computer had Windows.

    Mark Serbian
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a spy meeting-code.

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know... whatever it means....

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    #49

    Where Is That Thumbnail Coming From?

    Where Is That Thumbnail Coming From?

    Rawdogricky Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably from a page ad. Grabbing the first image on a page as the thumbnail is so OFTEN horrendous that you’d think SOMEONE would have decided they should stop that practice by now.

    Isabella Vega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is actually in that weird stage of crying where it looks like you’re laughing

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha,It happens.Bothers some people because they have that stage extremely,offends everyone.(Fictional account was in "Modern Family")

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    Monday Fuss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all so happy about it.

    Jessica Elgie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh out loud and then feel guilty about laughing... *ahem* *shakes head* not funny... hahaha

    Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would want to read about that in the first place?

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    #50

    Wait, What?

    Wait, What?

    Nike2341 Report

    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many 21 year olds are there? Only 1, right?

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    roughly 3 if you're speaking exact

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    David Viesta
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one user per age. Try again when you are older.

    Isabella Vega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently there can only be one 21 year old. *cue dramatic music*

    Ayanna Carranza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a LOT of 21 yr olds. How does it say "user already exists"?!?!?

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    #51

    Interesting Question

    Interesting Question

    george_venison Report

    Missy Barton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm Ace so I guess the answer is no

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the "no" would be asexual and the "yes" would be a pansexual nymphomaniac

    Avery Day
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized how lucky I am I can just honestly answer "No".

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    #52

    Checking In Online For A Flight. Not So Sure I Like That Outside Row Seat

    Checking In Online For A Flight. Not So Sure I Like That Outside Row Seat

    etre_be Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it should be quick off boarding

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, there are straps to hold onto so you don't fall off the wing.

    David Viesta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Economy Class seems to be getting worse and worse with time.

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    #53

    Way To Be Politically Correct, Google

    Way To Be Politically Correct, Google

    FilthyDeFranko Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Anger is someone taking a slice of your pizza

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Is Google against pride? If it is I might as well stop using the internet. SUPPORT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE (or not if it's against your beliefs, still be cool if you did)

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just stop using Google products. Duck Duck Go is a decent search tool, for starters.

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says according to wikipedia, so maybe this is wiki's goof

    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mistake is taking the image from the wrong Pride, which could happen without Wikipedia making any mistakes.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please f*****g save us from software developers that think everything can be solved with algorithms.

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And anger is...Pac-Man choking on a wedge of cheese?

    Annabeth Chase
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sloth should just be an actual sloth

    Sophia Graubart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like sloth. Is it a bad thing to be a sloth?

    Noelle Penny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone gonna point out that one deadly sin is sloth

    Aria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pride is actually a sin for some reason but not against lgbtq+ people

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    #54

    Found What Is Apparently The Fastest Bus In Existence On Google Maps: Seattle To Kyrgyzstan And Back To Seattle In Only 47 Minutes

    Found What Is Apparently The Fastest Bus In Existence On Google Maps: Seattle To Kyrgyzstan And Back To Seattle In Only 47 Minutes

    Cornylemon Report

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Magic School bus!

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Thank you for choosing Pole/Anti-Pole Transit! We know you had a choice of trans-terrestrial holes to fall into today...”

    Beeps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it runs every 30 minutes, too! That's a very impressive public transport system they have.

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, u have just discovered the Night bus. U know magic is kinda funky lately. We will fix it up in no time.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Só of us are still trapped in 2020, this person is already living in the future.

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can drive from Sweden to Mexico in under an hour.

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hyperhyperhyperhyperloop

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    #55

    At The Detroit Airport

    At The Detroit Airport

    erkus-circus Report

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Master Control from Tron has been resurrected...

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Zordon from the 90's Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So..."Tron" meets "Lawnmower Man"?? Well, it IS the year 2020, so for all the s**t that's happened this year? ...makes sense.

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Alpha! Rita has escaped! Summon the power Rangers!”

    David Viesta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh! Kill it, kill it with fire.

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    #56

    Sounds Like You Might Die But Ok

    Sounds Like You Might Die But Ok

    IntelligenceofaMoron Report

    Skye Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think they got a bit mixed up

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Alexa knows something about the Japan/China conflict that we don't.

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    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture yourself getting this answer at Hiroshima at early March 2018...

    ZefRam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alexa is obviously a time machine, you just didnt know

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOmeone should probably warn them.

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't! (From Japanese who's mother was little kid at actual Hiroshima bombing living nearby,ended up died with cancer,and many of us kids and even her granddaughter getting cancer)

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    #57

    Chrome PDF Viewer Crashed While Printing A Document

    Chrome PDF Viewer Crashed While Printing A Document

    andreipoe Report

    NJ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof that's a LOT of black ink/toner!

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the face is upset at how much ink was wasted?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of ink. Why default to a black background instead of white?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are times when I’m just impressed at how horrible technology can be, by dumb design. This print process is utterly unintelligent and just dumps the page viewport into the printer buffer regardless of content.

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much ink did that take?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! Might want to order some more ink

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know this was possible

    #58

    Those Perfectly Rendered Dogs

    Those Perfectly Rendered Dogs

    Riki4646 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a cross between Minecraft and io games...

    Athesis
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Cybertruck 💀

    #59

    My Great-Grandmother’s Computer

    My Great-Grandmother’s Computer

    Commander_Beter Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite, if 23 min is 3286x full battery life, then a full battery lasts roughly 1/3rd of a second.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that only lasts you 23 minutes, be glad you're not at 100% - you'd barely have time to read it before it shut off on you! (My calculations say 4 seconds from 100 to 0).

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next lesson in Junior high school: How to work with percentages.

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    #60

    Damn Right I Passed

    Damn Right I Passed

    Alphabunsquad Report

    error_404_user_not_found
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the time my friend got 500% percent on a test because the teacher put 100/20 instead of 100%

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never report myself for being a liability for being able to pass these things without ever paying attention.

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    #61

    "Reasons You Should Keep Us Around"

    "Reasons You Should Keep Us Around"

    1994timmeh Report

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bug. This is, in fact, an accurate and complete list of the reasons to keep McAfee.

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    sharkbyte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error: FAILED TO COME UP WITH REASONS

    Sophia Graubart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one though, better than none.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rumour has it that they're still thinking about it.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    User makes the right choice.

    #62

    Phew, Almost Couldn't Buy It

    Phew, Almost Couldn't Buy It

    _Stoned_Panda_ Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a toddler on that stuff.

    Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monster should be 13+

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to actually be 16+ in ASDA (See the logo on the trolley)

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a message being presented for what reason?

    #63

    Google Earth Decided To Place A Section Of The Moon's Surface In Central Africa

    Google Earth Decided To Place A Section Of The Moon's Surface In Central Africa

    hex6t6 Report

    80 Van
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we absolutely certain that there isn’t a portion of the moon in Central Africa?

    Sansa Blacktyde
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where they faked the moon landings!! LMAO!

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no moon, just a giant mirror reflecting this strip in africa. to convince unwary sheep that the moon is round and that the earth is also round and most definitely NOT a disc on the back of four elephants on the back of a giant space turtle. Don't be fooled!

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be where they faked it...

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you visit you can see Niel Armstrong's foot print ;o)

    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's where they filmed the fake moon landings

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    #64

    Mr. Sign, I Don't Feel So Good

    Mr. Sign, I Don't Feel So Good

    GiauzarGD Report

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry for the" just got blown away.

    Ayanna Carranza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sign at my district school once said "NETWORK INIT".

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    #65

    Show I’m Watching In Turkey Had A Little Problem With The Picture (It Should Be Showing Flames)

    Show I’m Watching In Turkey Had A Little Problem With The Picture (It Should Be Showing Flames)

    Wefflehunter666 Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(gojumpinalakekim)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the noise you make if you go into the flames

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sound after the flames

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Tracy Barnwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    #66

    ????????????

    ????????????

    Tingyoma Report

    Data1001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure — I guess I can eat 50.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another 1 in there, see? It wants you to eat 51... 100% of the 51 cones

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    Felipe StillChill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes I would like to order the ???????? With a side of ?????????

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foreign script? Like cyrillic or greek alphabet, that the device doesn't support?

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is IKEA and it's a Swedish company. Also I'm pretty sure if they have their own language it wouldn't look like that

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    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Now I want ice cream. 50 of them.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checked my pockets. I don't have 50 question marks.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Font has missing characters.

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit ice cream...

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    #67

    This Is The Hardest Decision Of My Life

    This Is The Hardest Decision Of My Life

    Topherr44 Report

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You chose the left? Right? I will definitely do that.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another unrealistic beauty standard teens are trying to achieve.

    #68

    Sad Face

    Sad Face

    thompson_10 Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don't be sad sign, u and I be pals

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You with the Sad sign Don't be discscanned,oh I realize It's hard to take courage In an Windows full of bummer You can lose sign at all

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    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOO! NOT THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!

    Maria Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relax guys, all of us feel this way during coronavirus

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they keep trusting Windows and s****y software for things like this?

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    #69

    Yes Google, Seems Legit

    Yes Google, Seems Legit

    MattL600 Report

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't have told me this BEFORE I punched in my screen after reading the comments?

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEVER used the YouTube app - only on Firefox with adblockers....

    Athesis
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I use Newpipe XD

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your device, I don't know. Your mind, for sure!

    #70

    Yay Finally Woke Up From My Coma

    Yay Finally Woke Up From My Coma

    TuckerOnSteam Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, the snooze button....

    Jill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snooze buttons should be made illegal! They are addicting and can cause irreparable problems in your daily life.

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    #71

    Thank You, Windows. Very Cool :3

    Thank You, Windows. Very Cool :3

    PR0KRASTIN8 Report

    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yooooo! Hey dudes and dudettes! Theese text emoji's are lIT! (said I hope no one ever)

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    horray! a computer that knows cats!

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    #72

    My Public Transport App Recommended To Drive Through 5 Different Countries To Get From The Red To The Turquoise Destination

    My Public Transport App Recommended To Drive Through 5 Different Countries To Get From The Red To The Turquoise Destination

    Pfahli Report

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well start the journey. You will see great sights, scary ones, meet nice people, horrid ones along the way. By the time you get to your destination you will be a well travelled person.

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Kiel is close to the Denish border...

    sharkbyte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better get going or your going to be late!

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t you happy we live in the future with “magical” technology?

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No linked-transport-system tariff [exists], or no traffic-price calculation possible." I wonder why...

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    #73

    BBQ Browser

    BBQ Browser

    kaydo Report

    80 Van
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than Internet Explorer.

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j04VQthbV0s

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously iGrill is a lazy web app that registers itself as capable of viewing HTML documents.

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually make sense as many apps are actually websites with included browser engine

    #74

    My Phone Is Gonna Kill Me

    My Phone Is Gonna Kill Me

    datsundude240 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg they're getting human emotions! Run

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch electric dreams! its coming true!

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    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be prepared for the avengers: Age of Ultron.

    Zac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just one of those fake notification makers. It couldn’t be real

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respond with, I'll shut you down!

    #75

    It Never Said It Was Case Sensitive

    It Never Said It Was Case Sensitive

    Gingijons Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's simply the worst.

    your_lesbian_friend
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaking hate this program! We use it all the time in school and it pulls stuff like this all the time!

    Tomek Sztuk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sloppy and s****y coding. Normalising case is standard practice used everywhere on user input by any at least half-decent developer...

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this feeling all too well..... :(

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of computer stupidly is literally at the heart of all computing.

    #76

    That’s The Point. I Want To Log In. This Is The Log In Page

    That’s The Point. I Want To Log In. This Is The Log In Page

    tenemoschurros Report

    David Kohn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah sorry we ant let you in you were invited here so sorry pal

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me so much, almost as much as password incorrect when it’s actually the correct password 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    #77

    I Guess I'm Just That Good At The Game

    I Guess I'm Just That Good At The Game

    Im_here_for_the_BASS Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just lost The Game

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like becoming a father without having sex.

    #78

    I Guess I Failed

    I Guess I Failed

    KieranD9503 Report

    #79

    His Final Discovery Was Time Travel. RIP

    His Final Discovery Was Time Travel. RIP

    caksoso Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf if you asked that in the US at night and you were still on the previous day from the rest of the world...

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all time turners were destroyed

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah...tomorrow...just, last year...

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go from Narita airport toHonolulu airport at night, your flight is overnight but you get there on the same day.

    #80

    This Scam Doesn’t Even Provide Me The Option To Be Scammed

    This Scam Doesn’t Even Provide Me The Option To Be Scammed

    agangofoldwomen Report

    Munhu Afro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit close and we'll deploy a barrage of wicked programs that will crush your phone. Just do it

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scammers are also idiots.

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    #81

    This Glitch Is Giving Me An Existential Crisis

    This Glitch Is Giving Me An Existential Crisis

    shabib23 Report

    Ayanna Carranza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one says "You have tYioeud have tried . .

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say you didn't! LOL

    #82

    My Crystal Ball Broke

    My Crystal Ball Broke

    kougaku Report

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You set your ball to be too far into the future. It's showing the Blue Screen of Heat Death.

    maia martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, ur seeing the future. this is the end of 2020

    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried turning your spirit guide off and on again?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If crystal balls reveal the future, what does the blue screen of death mean?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe you didn't see it coming

    #83

    Ah, My Favorite Brush, The Fine Pen

    Ah, My Favorite Brush, The Fine Pen

    mcloaf Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corrupt thumbnail. Maybe they should draw the lines with the actual brush.

    #84

    Please Select A Language

    Please Select A Language

    sudo_throw_ Report

    Rare Wubbox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive always wanted to learn that language. But for now, Im learning English.

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    maia martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be careful what you choose you may regret it and wished u picked english instead of english

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want AMERICAN, damnit, just like Jesus spoke.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't decide so I have learned Engrish.

    Sol Veig
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I can't decide 🤔

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Murica. You gotta speak English, or at least some English if you can't speak English.

    Queen_Fisher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, so weird. I only speak English . . .

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effing Monolinguals...

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    #85

    Ah Yes, I'd Like My Package To Be Placed Into The Void

    Ah Yes, I'd Like My Package To Be Placed Into The Void

    Anuttyguy Report

    #86

    Cough Cough, Yup

    Cough Cough, Yup

    TheAthsmaAttacker Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone forgot that if you start counting from zero, you have to add a one...

    #87

    Playing Minesweeper When Suddenly

    Playing Minesweeper When Suddenly

    DatoCH Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious how this mistake in minesweeper happened.

    guy greej
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all I can tell I'm guessing Photoshop

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 32 years old and I still don't know how that game works!!!

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I've never played Minesweeper I want to know which bit is the weird error

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the 2 there would be 1 bomb the left side. But the 2 means, that there are two bombs. This scenario is therefore impossible

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain minesweeper to me?

    Mielie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont see a glitch? This is normal?

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come ooon... never played Minesweeper but even I can´t tell. According to all the ones I think the mine is on the left - so 2 is nonsense :)

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    #88

    Let Me Just Reverse Time Real Quick

    Let Me Just Reverse Time Real Quick

    clipzzii Report

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    #89

    God Bless Orange, Land That I Love

    God Bless Orange, Land That I Love

    Pinetree218 Report

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *spits out coffee* SO WE'RE NAMED AFTER MR. ORANGE??? THE ONE WITH SPAGHeTTi HAiR????? thAT OnE??/?

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange: the land of the free and home of the brave.

    Ashley Dixon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there 2 Korean flags tho

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha sorry American people for called land of Orange ,really sorry.

    #91

    Ah, Yes. I Completely Understand

    Ah, Yes. I Completely Understand

    ThePotatoKing55 Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, Wheel of Fortune: Genius Edition.

    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the periodic table of elements XD

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another font with missing characters.

    #92

    Spotify Giving Me Some Free Storage

    Spotify Giving Me Some Free Storage

    GuMarcello Report

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    #93

    Half Of My Screen Is Affected By The Night Light Setting, But Only Half

    Half Of My Screen Is Affected By The Night Light Setting, But Only Half

    WaifuConnoisseur Report

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live between the hemispheres?

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have days where mine doesn't work at all! Better yet, it automatically turns on in the AM and shuts off at 8pm... That's okay though, it's not like it's a NIGHT LIGHT!

    btaglln
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a "Demo" mode

    #94

    Gotta Be Rich To Buy Decaf

    Gotta Be Rich To Buy Decaf

    DarthVadarLips27 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decaf Coffee is $0.65. The remaining $99.34 is the fine for not ordering real coffee.

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when I first time drink espresso back in 80's as a student.I bought it just because it was cheap.(cheap back then)disappointed of small cup size.Turned out I loved the taste! Now I buy espresso even it's not cheaper.(but not $99.99)

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a tragedy for coffee lovers!

    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some would say real coffee lovers don't drink decaf.

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    #95

    Hold Up Let Me Just Confirm It

    Hold Up Let Me Just Confirm It

    Da_SL0th Report

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I see: roww (*nonsense*) wiiiiii your gay r

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that say ‘your gay’??

    Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it says your gay

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably what teleporting to the other end of the universe looks like

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the menu is trying to time travel

    william wang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did someone write your gay in there?

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a joke I once heard: "Your gay", the kids told me as I walked home. "Dude, your gay!". It wasn't until I got home when I realized my gay had escaped and that they were trying to warn me.

    Reagan Besteman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I see: How willl weinz your gav?

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    #96

    How My iPad Loaded My History Book

    How My iPad Loaded My History Book

    fiery_lemon Report

    Tracy Barnwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess history was written in wing dings. 🤔

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New challenge. Figure out the paragraph with just the use of emoji's.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, it's only in the first chapter, about ancient Egypt.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what fuckup by developers causes THIS?

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that soccer/football played such a prominent role in history.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given it's from the History channel, you might as well.

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    #97

    So Is This Worse Than A Dislike?

    So Is This Worse Than A Dislike?

    ace7g Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it knows you always like your own stuff, so it anticipates that.

    #98

    33 < 32. Eh, Whatever. I Can Live Without A Driver's License

    33 < 32. Eh, Whatever. I Can Live Without A Driver's License

    Karanvir3215 Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a real cop he would be saying to buy doughnuts and coffee

    autism genius
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

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    no cops drink coffee because of night shifts and coffee and doughnuts are often in the same place most cops avoid doughnuts because of the steriotype

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    Lexibeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Go home man your drunk

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    “THANK YOU, OFFICER! YOU’RE DOING A GREST JOB! #BLUELIV...”

    #99

    All The Time

    All The Time

    Littlejoe2005 Report

    Martin Burley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably so you don't think the icon is the actual time

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the icon on iOS does show the current time.

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember how "Time has stopped"?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they never make the weather icon live? Then both could break.

    😸Marik😺
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's 92:17:62 or 29:71:26 o'clock... other Dimension?

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going through some time travel issues.

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    #100

    Just Wanted To Wash My Hands

    Just Wanted To Wash My Hands

    LucaTheFox Report

    Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the caption that’s funny

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    digitalisation going too far

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Due to COVID-19, you shouldn’t be in here.”

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now hand washing became complicated

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    #101

    Did You Find These Results Useful?

    Did You Find These Results Useful?

    BenBoss69 Report

    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that you can shoot your phone? :D

    Laura Maeflower
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Can someone explain?

    Elizabeth Fussell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've done an image search on the internet, the results back are guns because that's what the internet thought the original picture was

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Not useful at f*****g all.

    #102

    “We Stop Sending Them Now” Or Maybe Not

    “We Stop Sending Them Now” Or Maybe Not

    Philipp4 Report

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo just stopped to teach you "よ"maybe?

    The fnaf boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better better do it you know what happens if you dont

    Skylar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me too!

    #103

    This Blue Screen Of Doom

    This Blue Screen Of Doom

    Consti Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another oldie... and another example of why Windows should not be trusted.

    #104

    All Right, Let Me Just Rotate My Computer

    All Right, Let Me Just Rotate My Computer

    The_Twitmeat Report

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *holding tv* h-how… m-m-much Lon-longer?

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Holding desktop computer" My back! My back!!

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    #105

    When Remote Desktop Decides Your Resolution Is 7x7 Px

    When Remote Desktop Decides Your Resolution Is 7x7 Px

    cleafspear Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cross your eyes, step away, and I *think* it’s surf crashing on a beach...

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this even happen??

    #106

    Nice Job Verizon

    Nice Job Verizon

    AlphaLionX Report

    Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 on Trending? Is it just me that thinks that’s a bit off?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blocked their own YouTube channel? That’s a special kind of stupid.

    #107

    Forgot To Customize The Exception Handler Text

    Forgot To Customize The Exception Handler Text

    smartubuntu Report

    #108

    This Happend To A Kid At School This Morning

    This Happend To A Kid At School This Morning

    OctzziePluto Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I’m not surprised with all those scratches and cracks on it

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this phone previous to my new one. It's a cracked screen protector, and no Becca, it doesn't mean that the screen is cracked underneath. My screen protector ended up with lots of cracks, and that's how they protect phones.

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    guy greej
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless ur scratched phone my child. Peace on earth and good will towards all men.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed it has stopped everything.

    Kaori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids like in this pic,get really protective phone case,It will save you lots.(from careless adult)

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    #109

    Recycle Bin

    Recycle Bin

    Piketchup Report

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets put the sign in the recycle bin

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Modern Modern Modern Art

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really needs a better motivation for its working day.

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    #110

    Ok Microsoft

    Ok Microsoft

    Harold1212 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are different versions of MS Office and the MS Office product keys don't apply to other MS Office versions. Usually happens when people use a VLK-installation and try to validate it with a retail version key and vice versa. (VLK Volume License Key which is able to activate a great number of installations. Used by enterprises and schools.)

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely a thing. Microsoft has an utterly abysmal track record of making this clear on any materials, such as this screen message and packaging.

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    #111

    I Connected To Area 51 WiFi I Guess

    I Connected To Area 51 WiFi I Guess

    Briz0L1T Report

    #112

    The Sink Crashed

    The Sink Crashed

    theredflags Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, the more complicated something is, the more can break. Is manually turning on the water really so difficult that you'd rather forgo water altogether whenever the software crashes or electricity is down?

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't figure out why you would need any computing power to wash your hands.

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    Mal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adds while pumping gas, adds to wash hands. Looking forward to when they just start beaming advertising directly into our brains.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, those automatic sinks never work for my hands.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k does advertising have to be f*****g EVERYWHERE?

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I have no "smart" devices, other than normal electronics (phone, tv etc) .

    EA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell needs a smart tap? IT’S A TAP PEOPLE. On and off. Hot and cold. What else do you need it to do?!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same sink as the other one that said "I just wanted to wash my hands"

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are gadgets so smart these days that I don't even have to use my hands to open a tap? Man technology to be making us lazy.

    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it means you dont have to close it afterwards, touching the dirty handle, but I never saw one with a screen

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    #113

    Help I Can't Play New RDR2

    Help I Can't Play New RDR2

    Paziowsky Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error: Screen is too f**kin' cool

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Microsoft still hasn’t figured out multiple displays. What’s it been, 25 years now?

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have the wing on an A380 as a monitor?

    #114

    Windows Shutdown Waiting For... Windows Shutdown

    Windows Shutdown Waiting For... Windows Shutdown

    darkscrap Report

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is exactly what happens when Win "upgrades"

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen s**t like this. This is why I left Windows. Windows is so s****y it can’t even handle its own damned self.

    #115

    Phone Or Not, Windows Is Still Windows

    Phone Or Not, Windows Is Still Windows

    AYIBOGAN05 Report

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gawd I HATE windows. Every single time they "fix" something, ten things break.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Apple isn’t far behind these days.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it that Windows literally breaks itself??? This is what happens almost every time I allow an update, and now we can’t stop them.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was not for windows you probably would not even have a computer

    #116

    I Can Explain, Officer

    I Can Explain, Officer

    El-Psy Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. What? Is there an “under 18” Tinder??

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    #117

    They Really Made Spotify A Small App

    They Really Made Spotify A Small App

    LuminismYT Report

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For what it does, Twitter's huge size is pathetic.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for Facebook, every Google app, and many others.

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    #118

    Mum Pick Me Up. I Am Scared

    Mum Pick Me Up. I Am Scared

    etwasmitbaum Report

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what MissyTheUniverse said to deserve 7 downvotes, but I'm just gonna go ahead and add another. It's been that kinda day.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem here? Most of the possible drive letters aren't actually in use, and the ones that are appear to show reasonable values. This is perfectly normal.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that they shouldn’t be visible if they’re not mounted volumes. This seems to be the old idiotic Windows habit of showing devices instead of volumes. Someone probably plugged in a card reader with a LOT of possible types of cards supported. There’s no good reason to show a device that’s not usable because it has no mounted volume.

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    5 years ago

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