People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They’ve Encountered And They’re Hilarious
Turns out, there's a whole subreddit dedicated to celebrating software acting outside its parameters and its unpredictable malfunctions. It sounds geeky, but believe me, you don't need to be a hacker to appreciate it.
Nearly 1 million members belong to the online community, sharing pics and videos of the biggest glitches in the Matrix, including the time Netflix praised the Nazi party and an Uber driver went exploring in the sea.
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I Got A Coupon Code For 30% Off Bluetooth Headphones That Ended Up Being 98% Off When I Entered The Code
If I had a coupon code for 30% off, m damn sure it would have got me only 3% off
They catch it tho and cancel the order. Happened to me before and if I still wanted the item, I had to pay the difference or take a site credit. :(
Load More Replies..."The failures that go viral within our community are usually those that have some humor in them," a moderator of the subreddit told Bored Panda. "For example, the description for the 'Hitler and the Nazis' documentary being displayed under the Spongebob movie."
The moderator said people who follow the subreddit seem to be really invested in it. "From the interactions I've seen, people often have an interest in programming and will try to theorize why the software failed. Some will also often meme the failure if it's funny."
Thanks For Having My Back Tinder, I Guess
Look at it in a positive way: there is no one like you. Zero people like you; you're one-of-a-kind.
um... what may i ask does that have to do with tinder...
Load More Replies...I remember many years ago trying to use eHarmony. I filled out the incredibly long questionnaire and at the end it told me there were no matches for me.
No, you misread - it's a complement - you are unique! No one like you!!
Men it is so true. People should live on individual island with robots. For company
But don't think that only regular home users experience software disruptions. For example, more than 100 flights to and from London's Heathrow airport were disrupted on the 16 of February 2020, after it was hit by technical issues, affecting departure boards and check-in systems. A spokesperson for Heathrow didn't say much, just bleated that it happened "due to the sensitive nature of those processes."
Another memorable software hiccup happened a few years earlier, in mid-January, 2016. Then, the Nest smart thermostat (owned by Google) experienced a glitch after a software update went wrong, forcing the device's batteries to drain and leaving it unable to control temperature, meaning that American users were unable to heat their homes or get hot water on one of the coldest weekends of the year. The company said the fault had been caused by a firmware update and quickly rolled out a new one to solve the issue.
You can't live without technology but sometimes you can't live with it, too.
How?
Well computer is very positive. We could all learn something from him. 🤭
The day i leave my job im print napping the printer from work and smashing the f**k out of it!!!
Load More Replies...Sounds like when you drop something and then you catch it super quickly
That moment you fail a exam Just because of 1 point . This is hilarious.
That's from the machine that tested Trump for Covid. It's the reason why he "tested very positively in another sense... tested positively toward negative." Speaking of Covidiots!
That’s a demo of the new TrumpOS 1.0. There is no error handling.
Load More Replies...Well, you can fail. And you can fail successfully. It's all a matter of perspective.
Just a quick reprogramming of the messages and replacing completed with failed. I did something similar with my XP installation disk (Old ain't I) where it said during installation Gathering Information For Installation I changed it to Checking For Stuff To Wreck
What The Hell Did I Do
You know this is what’s gonna happen on all our devices at 23:59 on the 31st of December right?! Call it a 2020 Groundhog Year...
Setting A Reminder
This sort of thing happens with me all the time although I did win an argument with Alexa about apple pies
Oh I've cussed out Siri a time or two. She has a level of sass that isn't necessary for day-to-day living
When I sear at her, she tells me that wan't necessary. For whom!
Load More Replies...EXACTLY!!! I was going thru the comments to see if someone already pointed out this little nugget of obviousness, before I posted about it!!
Load More Replies...Could Not Copy Files Because No
Scuber Diver
Hmm...D'ya think there's any Whomping Willows nearby?
Load More Replies...Slight correction, the car is a CR-V, but the joke is still hilarious
Load More Replies...Thanks! Now I have that tune stuck in my head. XD
Load More Replies...Everything Is Broken
I feel like this is the modern blue screen of death, god imagine seeing a warning users are almost never to see *shudder*
Load More Replies...This is the lyrics to a Bob Dylan tune. It's called 'Everything is broken'
The lyrics in full: Broken lines, broken strings, Broken threads, broken springs, Broken idols, broken heads, People sleeping in broken beds Ain't no use jiving Ain't no use joking Everything is broken Broken bottles, broken plates, Broken switches, broken gates, Broken dishes, broken parts, Streets are filled with broken hearts Broken words never meant to be spoken, Everything is broken Seem like every time you stop and turn around Something else just hit the ground Broken cutters, broken saws, Broken buckles, broken laws, Broken bodies, broken bones, Broken voices on broken phones Take a deep breath, feel like you're chokin', Everything is broken Every time you leave and go off someplace Things fall to pieces in my face Broken hands on broken ploughs, Broken treaties, broken vows, Broken pipes, broken tools, People bending broken rules Hound dog howling, bull frog croaking, Everything is broken
Load More Replies...When you got a computer that quotes Bob Dylan, you're pretty much screwed anyway.
Way more likely that this really happened, it's exactly the sort of thing coders do.
Load More Replies...Well, at least it didn't just fail an assert and quit. Hats off to the programmer :)
Thanks For The Help, Siri
Since I improved my English, I struggle every time I have to say double-digit numbers in German. That's bad, because I am German. The English number system makes much more sense.
Yeah, it's a little counterintuitive, kind of like old-timey English ("Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie ..."). Don't even get me started on the French numbers though - quatre-vingt-quinze = four twenty fifteen = 95.
Load More Replies...Netflix, What Are You Trying To Do?
Hitler is crying right now. He want slap the Netflix people in the face.
"Lederhosen" literally means "Leather pants" (more like shorts). They were practical wear for outdoor use. -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lederhosen
Load More Replies...What. The. F**k. How is this a thing? Did someone delete an entry in a database and then everything else just... rippled up one slot?
Someone entered an incorrect code apparently. Netflix has some pretty bad descriptions/synopses, even if they're matched up to the right shows.
Load More Replies...As I understand it Ernst Röhm believed effeminate homosexuality was degenerate, but strong, militaristic, masculine homosexuality was perfectly good and german.
Load More Replies...Homonyms Are Such A Bliss To Virtual Assistant
My brain does that for free everyday when I wake up.I need to stop procrastinating.
Please see your doctor. Get medicated and get therapy. You CAN get better. It's hard work, but so worth it!
Load More Replies...I Was Driving, And My Phone Vibrated In My Pocket To Tell Me This
My Equinox will have a message come onto my console screen about reminding you to keep your eyes on road and not driving distracted. It does this randomly. It also doesn’t just go away after a few seconds, minute. You have to take your eyes off the road to X out the message to make it disappear.
Well, at least you can have peace of mind driving, knowing that it won't vibrate again till you stop. Isn't that calming? Or anxiety inducing?
because it's illegal to use your phone while you are driving. Correct :)
Yes Google, That’s Exactly How Bridges Work
Ah Yes The Ultimate Relaxation
Such a RESTful App. Couldn't be bothered to GET any heartbeats instead it just POSTed whatever it thought felt good. Talk about lazy.
Everything Is Good
Don't agree. I've used Avast for a years never one problem. Windows I'd the problem here!
Load More Replies...This has the same energy and colour scheme of the dog in the flaming room meme “this is fine”
U better believe it then? Me speaking the same thing ,in the corner over and over again , while rocking back and forth.
Everything is fine. <3 oh such an amazing show. the good place anyone? :D
Well it’s “FREE GET IT BEFORE ITS OUT OR GET THE FULL VERSION THAT ACTUALLY WORKS FOR $9999999999999999999999999999999999.99 A MILLISECOND!!!!!!!!
Did My Dog Just Discover Teleportation?
Why u surprised? Dogs are secretly superheroes, quietly saving our collective asses. U know that thing u lose, and can't find and after sometime u do. Who do u think does that?. The good boy is just safety persona., So u don't suspect a thing
"Time is thisl wibbly wobbly doggie woggie stuff"
Load More Replies...I’m This Unpopular
to everyone thats is saying same, you can just be friends with eachother!
I Think My Subway Is Trying To Tell Me Something
U suffer, suffer slowly and surely. U suffer the way no-one has ever suffered before.
This is NJ Transit! There's a stop at a town called Suffern, which always looked like "sufferin" to me. Even funnier with the missing letter.
In Singapore, I boarded a train called SMRT. Smrt in the other language I speak means death.
That's A Pretty Strong Password Policy
Don't start with "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth" because hackers might have the same idea.
Haha, that's the equivalent of using abcd for your password.
Load More Replies...It should be "8 characters", but someone (or the computer) confused "8 characters" with "8 bits". An 8-bit computer allows for a total of 256 positions, from zero (0) to 255. -- This is also why you can only get 255 rupees in the original "Zelda" on the NES.
NIST suggest using passphrases over complex passwords. Such as MyFavoriteFoodIsPizza which is easier to remember. Passwords are stolen by brute force attacks meaning a program is run to try and crack your password. The longer your password, the harder it is to crack.
EMINEM's "Pass God" level of security: SamalamaadumalamaayouassumingImahumanWhatIgottadotogetitthroughtoyouImsuperhumanInnovativeandImmadeofrubberSothatanythingyousayisricochetingoffofmeanditllgluetoyouImdevastatingmorethaneverdemonstratingHowtogiveamotherfuckinaudienceafeelinglikeitslevitating
Cool Sign
dude imagine if you could see everything the person was doing on their computer through the screen
Oh look. Another mission critical usage of crash prone software on a nightmare operating system.
You Learn Something New Every Day
I mean, all of these have made me laugh!
Load More Replies...It's fair since U.S.A's anthem is "Nothing Else Matters" from Metallica.
I mean, I don't know our national anthem at all, could be right for all I know
I looked up the national anthem for Bulgaria and, surprise surprise, it's not Despacito, it's "Mila Rodino"
Bulgarian here and it sure feels this way sometimes. But I think the Despacito craze is over now, so we're actively looking for a new one.
Probably a wi-fi signal from his Virgin Mobile cell service....
Load More Replies...He probably has a Virgin Mobile phone...they make cell phones too.
Load More Replies...Do you sind your anthem every day? This is an honest question, because I don't know of any country who does that. Not even at school.
Load More Replies...Jesus Christ Siri
Never heard of "kilometer U.S. dollars squared" . Is it distance? Is it a physical amount? Weird
It's the amount of bills you can fit into one square kilometer
Load More Replies...Didn't even know you could square a dollar. I guess that's what greed does to ya...
My School's Cafeteria Survey
RIP all the transmasc students who took this survey and got this feedback
It is probably a software used for testing people. The feedback column is supposed to help you understand why the correct answer is the correct one
Load More Replies...And You’re Telling Me Now?
I get one every time I turn my phone on, but it doesn't say who to or link to the message. It's now well over 1000 days
Load More Replies...Meanwhile you have been disowned for not replying to an important question from you mother.
Damn Robots
Random aside, but I'm kind of dyslexic and I thought your user name was "DforDorfy" and I cracked up.
Load More Replies...Shrug Emoji? Sorry Mate, No Idea
My Microwave Is Disagreeing With Me Again
maybe it doesn't want you to defrost your pizza. you see it cares about you.
The opposite of a dishwasher minute? (Our dishwasher says "Minutes left: 1" for around 10 minutes before finishing the washing program)
Load More Replies...The microwave is just helping you with your diet? Or reminding you what to say to drugs
GRAB THE EMPs, THE ROBOTS CAN"T BE IMMUNE TO THOSE
Load More Replies...I Don’t Really Know What To Say
By the way, 19.99999 (recurring) is actually equal to 20. Think of it as 6.6666666 (recurring) and multiplying by 3.
I have the hardest time trying to explain this to people.
Load More Replies...Had a prof. Like this. I scored a 86 on the final and ended up with a 89.98 in the class. My grade stayed am 89.98. It was my advance finance course that I took alongside my capstone course with I made an A in. He refused to round up. If he did, I would have graduated with honors. He will burn in Hell.
Someone forgot to display that float as an integer. That sometimes happens to me as a C beginner.
Question is why would you use floats at all in this application, seems like a clear cut case for integer or double.
Load More Replies...I Can't Use My Notes App For 3.5 Weeks Because I Used The Right Password
I'm always having to reset my passwords after 10 times even though I use the right one
I’ve been reporting bugs to Apple for years. It’s been an abysmal mess since iOS 7 in 2013 and almost no bugs I’ve reported have been fixed.
Load More Replies...Firstly, Her Hair Is Right In My Face. Secondly, Where Is My Plane Going?
Sorry, I accidentally on purpose scalped you while lowering my table tray. My bad.
This Is Getting Ridiculous
Looks like there was a bonus question that OP also got right, but: if (percentage_score == 100) { win(); } else { lose(); }
It could also have overridden to 1 since 16-15=1 and some mechanisms do that.
Load More Replies...Ok
This basically represents us as society except with a question mark at the end of the OK.By default we have to respond OK to move on in life.Ah,life is just sad.
*Proceeds to smash phone, shout "KO yourself!" and embarass self*
Load More Replies...Merry Christmas
Now presenting the legendary Microsoft Word Christmas Tree.
Apple has taken over this Digital Xmas tree. And is using "Quicktime"??
Scooter App Right Before The App Crashed. Behold The Rideable Cyclone
U bet yo a*s , I m gonna ride that s**t. Viva la resistance. Rebel without the cause
Guys, I Think I’m Addicted To Settings
Not much time left in the week for the less important things, like eating, sleeping, living...
That's a weeks worth of Reddit? Were you trying to avoid it that week?
i once left minecraft on when i turned my ipad off, and it ran the entire day & night so when i opened my ipad again after school it said i was in minecraft for 16hrs so i had to tell my mom what happened because i had a screen time limit at that time and it used it all up XD
Fastest Driver
Nah, son, ima bring you them authentic food. Just gimme 5 min. Haha
My plane takes over 2 hours to fly from Baltimore to florida and this is going from New York to mexico in 5 minutes
This Website Really Wants Me To Choose Iraq
"Well this product is designed for use (Iraq) everywhere. As you'll see (Iraq) the most lucrative markets ( Iraq) are well (Iraq) everywhere. The initial global response from product tests in (Iraq) showed an immense interests in (Iraq) our product. So, here you are the market (Iraq) is ready for our product and (Iraq) we are ready to provide you with it (Iraq)
Can we talk about the "miscellaneous third world countries" option? What's going on with this product?
: Where are you from? : I am from, Aircraft carrier, you? : I am from classified
No problem, our product can be used in both those countries.
Load More Replies...What are they selling where you would have to list your country as classified or that you're in random third world countries?
I found this in a book in Google books and there and I guess it was a post on a website selling military airplanes (or something like that, maybe) as a joke. Starts on page 106. https://books.google.com/books?id=U9aVC3eDIx0C&pg=PA108&lpg=PA108&dq=please+indicate+the+locations+this+product+will+be+used+iraq&source=bl&ots=iY_APIr6As&sig=ACfU3U0-XnuLwHck-QyxW4_kLH5KQfXFTQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiMyKHZ_rTqAhWVLc0KHRIhBdUQ6AEwAHoECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q=please%20indicate%20the%20locations%20this%20product%20will%20be%20used%20iraq&f=false
Just checked it out TootsieTickler - that is hilarious!
Load More Replies...I Broke The Snapchat Filters. That’s All I Can Say
Why does social media exist? So we can discover new horrors each day. Good times
It's really so people can yell at others who disagree. That was the genius from the beginning.
Load More Replies...Oh, I don't know. You can always come up with some sort of a "deep" title or quote and stick it in a modern art gallery.
Believe It Or Not Google, There Are Hospitals Closer To My Location
Maybe you have something very embarrassing and this is the best you can do?
What’s more embarrassing than an “intelligent” assistant that’s this stupid?
Load More Replies...Only Bulgarians know how to treat your condition. Phone knows, the cellphone does know.
I'm surprised it didn't divert you to Ireland. We have a town called Hospital in Co limerick
That's My Jam
Ok, this really made me laugh out loud! And now I want to listen to it, just to know what it sounds like. Did the program really interpret system preferences like an audio file (that would be so cool and weird)... or did someone make an audio file with that title and matching thumbnail for the laughs? Now I come to think about it, probably the latter...
Could it be the thing where you can get your phone to read out what's on the screen?
Load More Replies...Maybe it is the new Windows welcome music? If you haven't heard it, search for it on a windows computer, or on youtube
Oh No, My PC Ran Away
Hmmm...my mother always told me, "Come on now! It's not going to grow legs and run away!"
[ Apparently Bored Panda doesn't believe in line breaks. ]
Load More Replies...Help
Latin prefixes always follow the same order: Uni- Bi- Tri- Quadr- Quint- Sest- and so on
Load More Replies...All those stops in just under two and a half hours? How fast is that train?
1000000000000 centuries later: 912345678901234567890123456789 stops left
Nine quintillion, two hundred and twenty-three quadrillion, three hundred and seventy-two trillion, thirty-six billion, eight hundred and fifty-four million, seven hundred and seventy-five thousand, seven hundred and ninety-eight. - For those who were wondering.
Looks Pleasant Outside
Absolute zero is -273.15 Celsius, or -459.67 Fahrenheit. Your unscientific jest lacks the relationship to understood facts necessary to the summation of a of the type of humorous conclusion so indulged upon by we inferior biological entities. - NotASuperiorAIEntity
Load More Replies...That's -300 degrees Kelvin, three hundred degrees below absolute zero, the point where there is literally no heat whatsoever and molecules stop. As such, I think it means that time is going backward, and you're in negative heat. So it would be about eighty Fahrenheit degrees, going backward in time. Which sounds pretty comfortable, really. It seems pretty pleasant outside, so long as you're time travelling backward.
Can you support that mathematically, because I kind of feel like you made up numbers there
Load More Replies...This Glitched Dentist Sign Looks A Bit Inappropriate
It looks inappropriate also without a glitch! What the hell is that?
To be fair, any image of sedation dentistry would look inappropriate.
Load More Replies...This Crystal Ball At A Harry Potter Exhibit
Get ready for the sequel: Harry Potter and the Blue Screen of Death
Load More Replies...Oh no, that's so bad. My future is just crunching numbers and paperwork
Turnitin Marked The First Word Of This Sentence As Plagiarism
My daughter's boyfriend had to defend his case at his uni's examination board after being accused of plagiarizing his own resume ! They agreed it was nonsense but still gave him an official warning because of system !
It’s SOP to give a warning at uni regardless of innocence.
Load More Replies...Every single word in that sentence has been published before! I presume you've heard of a little thing called "the dictionary"!?
Turnitin thinks that I'm plagiarizing my name on every paper I write
This program is the destroyer of worlds. Imagine this when you turn in your Master's thesis! It is horrifying.
Google Thinks I'm Fit
120 mph. World record race-walking is, like, 11 mph. So if you got 11 race-walkers together, they could do that.
Not even a All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) walker from Star Wars would be that fast.
Same
Sounds like a blackmail threat. Windows has your computer. I will release search history if u don't met with my demands. Beware !!
Windows haz computer. Windows wants to haz cheezeburger or windows virus you.
Load More Replies...Where Is That Thumbnail Coming From?
This guy is actually in that weird stage of crying where it looks like you’re laughing
Haha,It happens.Bothers some people because they have that stage extremely,offends everyone.(Fictional account was in "Modern Family")
Load More Replies...This one made me laugh out loud and then feel guilty about laughing... *ahem* *shakes head* not funny... hahaha
Wait, What?
There are a LOT of 21 yr olds. How does it say "user already exists"?!?!?
Interesting Question
i think the "no" would be asexual and the "yes" would be a pansexual nymphomaniac
Checking In Online For A Flight. Not So Sure I Like That Outside Row Seat
Don't worry, there are straps to hold onto so you don't fall off the wing.
Way To Be Politically Correct, Google
...Is Google against pride? If it is I might as well stop using the internet. SUPPORT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE (or not if it's against your beliefs, still be cool if you did)
You could just stop using Google products. Duck Duck Go is a decent search tool, for starters.
Load More Replies...The mistake is taking the image from the wrong Pride, which could happen without Wikipedia making any mistakes.
Load More Replies...Someone please f*****g save us from software developers that think everything can be solved with algorithms.
Found What Is Apparently The Fastest Bus In Existence On Google Maps: Seattle To Kyrgyzstan And Back To Seattle In Only 47 Minutes
Congrats, u have just discovered the Night bus. U know magic is kinda funky lately. We will fix it up in no time.
Só of us are still trapped in 2020, this person is already living in the future.
At The Detroit Airport
So..."Tron" meets "Lawnmower Man"?? Well, it IS the year 2020, so for all the s**t that's happened this year? ...makes sense.
Sounds Like You Might Die But Ok
Maybe Alexa knows something about the Japan/China conflict that we don't.
Load More Replies...Picture yourself getting this answer at Hiroshima at early March 2018...
Don't! (From Japanese who's mother was little kid at actual Hiroshima bombing living nearby,ended up died with cancer,and many of us kids and even her granddaughter getting cancer)
Load More Replies...Chrome PDF Viewer Crashed While Printing A Document
What a waste of ink. Why default to a black background instead of white?
Those Perfectly Rendered Dogs
My Great-Grandmother’s Computer
The opposite, if 23 min is 3286x full battery life, then a full battery lasts roughly 1/3rd of a second.
Load More Replies...Damn Right I Passed
reminds me of the time my friend got 500% percent on a test because the teacher put 100/20 instead of 100%
"Reasons You Should Keep Us Around"
Not a bug. This is, in fact, an accurate and complete list of the reasons to keep McAfee.
Phew, Almost Couldn't Buy It
It’s supposed to actually be 16+ in ASDA (See the logo on the trolley)
Load More Replies...Google Earth Decided To Place A Section Of The Moon's Surface In Central Africa
Are we absolutely certain that there isn’t a portion of the moon in Central Africa?
There is no moon, just a giant mirror reflecting this strip in africa. to convince unwary sheep that the moon is round and that the earth is also round and most definitely NOT a disc on the back of four elephants on the back of a giant space turtle. Don't be fooled!
Mr. Sign, I Don't Feel So Good
Show I’m Watching In Turkey Had A Little Problem With The Picture (It Should Be Showing Flames)
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????????????
There's another 1 in there, see? It wants you to eat 51... 100% of the 51 cones
Load More Replies...Ah yes I would like to order the ???????? With a side of ?????????
Foreign script? Like cyrillic or greek alphabet, that the device doesn't support?
This is IKEA and it's a Swedish company. Also I'm pretty sure if they have their own language it wouldn't look like that
Load More Replies...This Is The Hardest Decision Of My Life
Yet another unrealistic beauty standard teens are trying to achieve.
Sad Face
You with the Sad sign Don't be discscanned,oh I realize It's hard to take courage In an Windows full of bummer You can lose sign at all
Load More Replies...Yes Google, Seems Legit
You couldn't have told me this BEFORE I punched in my screen after reading the comments?
I NEVER used the YouTube app - only on Firefox with adblockers....
Yay Finally Woke Up From My Coma
Snooze buttons should be made illegal! They are addicting and can cause irreparable problems in your daily life.
Load More Replies...Thank You, Windows. Very Cool :3
Yooooo! Hey dudes and dudettes! Theese text emoji's are lIT! (said I hope no one ever)
My Public Transport App Recommended To Drive Through 5 Different Countries To Get From The Red To The Turquoise Destination
Well start the journey. You will see great sights, scary ones, meet nice people, horrid ones along the way. By the time you get to your destination you will be a well travelled person.
BBQ Browser
It's actually make sense as many apps are actually websites with included browser engine
My Phone Is Gonna Kill Me
It Never Said It Was Case Sensitive
I freaking hate this program! We use it all the time in school and it pulls stuff like this all the time!
Very sloppy and s****y coding. Normalising case is standard practice used everywhere on user input by any at least half-decent developer...
That’s The Point. I Want To Log In. This Is The Log In Page
This happens to me so much, almost as much as password incorrect when it’s actually the correct password 🤦🏼♀️
I Guess I'm Just That Good At The Game
I Guess I Failed
His Final Discovery Was Time Travel. RIP
Tbf if you asked that in the US at night and you were still on the previous day from the rest of the world...
If you go from Narita airport toHonolulu airport at night, your flight is overnight but you get there on the same day.
This Scam Doesn’t Even Provide Me The Option To Be Scammed
Hit close and we'll deploy a barrage of wicked programs that will crush your phone. Just do it
This Glitch Is Giving Me An Existential Crisis
My Crystal Ball Broke
If crystal balls reveal the future, what does the blue screen of death mean?
Ah, My Favorite Brush, The Fine Pen
Please Select A Language
Ive always wanted to learn that language. But for now, Im learning English.
Load More Replies...be careful what you choose you may regret it and wished u picked english instead of english
This is Murica. You gotta speak English, or at least some English if you can't speak English.
Ah Yes, I'd Like My Package To Be Placed Into The Void
Leave it suspended in the air. There's an invisible shelf between the garage and the property.
Cough Cough, Yup
Playing Minesweeper When Suddenly
As I've never played Minesweeper I want to know which bit is the weird error
Without the 2 there would be 1 bomb the left side. But the 2 means, that there are two bombs. This scenario is therefore impossible
Load More Replies...Come ooon... never played Minesweeper but even I can´t tell. According to all the ones I think the mine is on the left - so 2 is nonsense :)
Load More Replies...Let Me Just Reverse Time Real Quick
God Bless Orange, Land That I Love
*spits out coffee* SO WE'RE NAMED AFTER MR. ORANGE??? THE ONE WITH SPAGHeTTi HAiR????? thAT OnE??/?
That would be the nicest thing I've ever said about him.
Load More Replies...Hmm Yes
Ah, Yes. I Completely Understand
Spotify Giving Me Some Free Storage
Half Of My Screen Is Affected By The Night Light Setting, But Only Half
And I have days where mine doesn't work at all! Better yet, it automatically turns on in the AM and shuts off at 8pm... That's okay though, it's not like it's a NIGHT LIGHT!
Gotta Be Rich To Buy Decaf
Decaf Coffee is $0.65. The remaining $99.34 is the fine for not ordering real coffee.
Some would say real coffee lovers don't drink decaf.
Load More Replies...Hold Up Let Me Just Confirm It
This is probably what teleporting to the other end of the universe looks like
Reminds me of a joke I once heard: "Your gay", the kids told me as I walked home. "Dude, your gay!". It wasn't until I got home when I realized my gay had escaped and that they were trying to warn me.
How My iPad Loaded My History Book
Some might say it was written BY wing dings.
Load More Replies...New challenge. Figure out the paragraph with just the use of emoji's.
So Is This Worse Than A Dislike?
Well it knows you always like your own stuff, so it anticipates that.
33 < 32. Eh, Whatever. I Can Live Without A Driver's License
All The Time
Just Wanted To Wash My Hands
Did You Find These Results Useful?
They've done an image search on the internet, the results back are guns because that's what the internet thought the original picture was
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This Blue Screen Of Doom
All Right, Let Me Just Rotate My Computer
When Remote Desktop Decides Your Resolution Is 7x7 Px
Nice Job Verizon
Forgot To Customize The Exception Handler Text
This Happend To A Kid At School This Morning
Had this phone previous to my new one. It's a cracked screen protector, and no Becca, it doesn't mean that the screen is cracked underneath. My screen protector ended up with lots of cracks, and that's how they protect phones.
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Ok Microsoft
There are different versions of MS Office and the MS Office product keys don't apply to other MS Office versions. Usually happens when people use a VLK-installation and try to validate it with a retail version key and vice versa. (VLK Volume License Key which is able to activate a great number of installations. Used by enterprises and schools.)
This is definitely a thing. Microsoft has an utterly abysmal track record of making this clear on any materials, such as this screen message and packaging.
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The Sink Crashed
Listen, the more complicated something is, the more can break. Is manually turning on the water really so difficult that you'd rather forgo water altogether whenever the software crashes or electricity is down?
I can't figure out why you would need any computing power to wash your hands.
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Are gadgets so smart these days that I don't even have to use my hands to open a tap? Man technology to be making us lazy.
Well, it means you dont have to close it afterwards, touching the dirty handle, but I never saw one with a screen
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Windows Shutdown Waiting For... Windows Shutdown
Phone Or Not, Windows Is Still Windows
gawd I HATE windows. Every single time they "fix" something, ten things break.
If it was not for windows you probably would not even have a computer
I Can Explain, Officer
They Really Made Spotify A Small App
Mum Pick Me Up. I Am Scared
I have no idea what MissyTheUniverse said to deserve 7 downvotes, but I'm just gonna go ahead and add another. It's been that kinda day.
What's the problem here? Most of the possible drive letters aren't actually in use, and the ones that are appear to show reasonable values. This is perfectly normal.
The problem is that they shouldn’t be visible if they’re not mounted volumes. This seems to be the old idiotic Windows habit of showing devices instead of volumes. Someone probably plugged in a card reader with a LOT of possible types of cards supported. There’s no good reason to show a device that’s not usable because it has no mounted volume.
Load More Replies...*sings* "99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around,........ 117 little bugs in the code!
This one time when I tried to use the "search and replace missing fonts" option in Adobe Photoshop and I got the error "Can't replace font because missing font is missing". *head=>desk* fehlende_s...437faa.jpg
I'm not surprised. Look, latest automatical save of one my article. Yes, the date is: 01. January 1601. Back to Middle Age. photo05420...d084a6.jpg
One time not so long ago the GPS on my phone told me that I 55 miles from home. I was actually in my home in my bedroom at the time.
I’m amazed anything ever works at all. This is our amazing future of magical technology we’ve been conditioned to excuse for its abysmal stupidity, bad design, and perpetual beta status.
*sings* "99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around,........ 117 little bugs in the code!
This one time when I tried to use the "search and replace missing fonts" option in Adobe Photoshop and I got the error "Can't replace font because missing font is missing". *head=>desk* fehlende_s...437faa.jpg
I'm not surprised. Look, latest automatical save of one my article. Yes, the date is: 01. January 1601. Back to Middle Age. photo05420...d084a6.jpg
One time not so long ago the GPS on my phone told me that I 55 miles from home. I was actually in my home in my bedroom at the time.
I’m amazed anything ever works at all. This is our amazing future of magical technology we’ve been conditioned to excuse for its abysmal stupidity, bad design, and perpetual beta status.
