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When times are tough, laughter is what helps you keep it all together. When you’re feeling blue, you might head out to see a stand-up comedy show at your local theatre. You might turn on the TV and watch a re-run of a hilarious show that you’ve seen so many times that you already know all the quips by heart. Or you might go online and start reading internet comments.
They’re a fantastic source of some truly hilarious jokes and witty insights about the world. And we really can’t get enough of them. Whether it’s a comment underneath a serious news article or someone unleashing a torrent of giggles on social media, it’s all great stuff that helps keep our spirits up.
The best comments end up being featured on the ‘Comments’ Facebook page. And today we’re sharing some of their best finds with you, Pandas. Scroll on down for some awesome hilarity and remember to upvote your fave pics. Oh, and we wouldn’t mind at all if you wanted to share your own comedy skills in the comments of this list, dear Readers, so get your digital quills ready.
Bored Panda got in touch with comedy writer, author, and social media expert Ariane Sherine to get her take on internet commenting culture, the need to balance between uniqueness and weirdness, and how to win an argument on social media. You'll find our full interview with her below.
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Nadja Lambacher 3 years ago
Who died in 30 days! (I only know this because of the Simpsons song. Longest inauguration speech in cold weather, he got sick and died.)
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Trevor Nicholson 3 years ago
He fought the Great Depression with his own two hands. Lincoln saved America! This post is not only stupid, he could have literally just said how Obama, the guy right before Trump, became President during a huge global economic crisis and actually did work very hard to fix the huge mess he inherited.
Jerry Mathers 3 years ago
And don't overlook having to do all that with a congress that put its own political interests above that of the people they were elected to represent. The 1st years, Obama had to deal with the typical stupid Democrat (let's make a deal because I'm a Blue Dog Democrat aka Republican lite) then the next 6 with "Our number one goal is to take back control" Republicans who failed to help fix the mess that they created through deregulation in the W the dummy years. Obama may have made some missteps, but given everything he accomplished while working with idiots, he did a d*mn good job.
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Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
And Trump put immigrants into internment camps. The difference is that FDR didn't put the Japanese-American children into cages.
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Lena Hill 3 years ago
Unless you’re a woman who has a job in a male-leading company 🥲
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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago (edited)
I'm commenting because I've been in BP timeout and now I'm allowed to comment again.
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
Of course. I won't deny them the saintly gesture /s, and hey ugly with $200 vs ugly without $200? Not even difficult. 😂
Diane Bryce 3 years ago
Yes. who cares what the other person thinks. I'll take it. For another 2000k you can call me anything you want. The best thing is, I know I'm not. So hand it over.
#3
Vuun 3 years ago
Absolutely. The person I hate the most is incredibly rich so 100k wouldn't make much difference.
Blackstone 3 years ago
Right? I don't plan to be around the person I dislike the most, to even notice they have $100,000. Besides, they'd burn through it in a month and I'd still end up in a better financial position.
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RiaDeCaterpillar 3 years ago
the people i hate most are all rich anyways so it doesn't add much to their wealth
Bored Panda was interested in getting Ariane's opinion on the secret to writing powerful and funny internet comments, as well as how to stand out from the crowd. In her mind, originality lies at the core of this.
"Surprising people with a comment they haven't heard before and won't have thought of is key. But don't be so leftfield that people don't get your humor, and are instead left scratching their heads!" she explained to us that comments have to strive to be unique while at the same time avoiding being too bizarre.
#4
Mary Rotman 3 years ago
Someone explain to me why this is all downvoted. It's a very clever picture and it's a clever comment. So why all the downvotes? Please help an old lady.
#5
Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago
I can believe that. Kids at my school used to program calculators with pong and floppy bird. Like, they would build out the algorithim and everything. Insane.
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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
And they wonder why there's a chip shortage whilst they're installing chips in a zillion things that worked perfectly well without chips.
River Webb 3 years ago
well if humans arent smart enough to do that, how do you expect a fridge too?
Vetus Vespertilio 3 years ago
Sentient appliances are not a good idea at all. Consider that your fridge could swap info with your smart scale, and just refuse to open until you shed that last five pounds. Or your bidet decides you need more roughage. Or your washing machine won’t wash anything at all until you put a load of socks and underwear through.
Emma Algar 3 years ago
Some one at work recorded the oven shouting 'I'll bite your face c**t' repeatedly only to realise someone at some point had programmed it as the timer sound.
DeoManus Argentem 3 years ago
Anybody who has pets, especially something like ferrets or cats, would not want to open up it up the next time to find them locked inside the refrigerator. That's the most obvious reason, even worse - a small child!
#6
Iggy 3 years ago
Stop taking notes aggressively! You'll break your pencil!
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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago
and always remember to bury some dead animal in a decent size halfway above the body.
May 3 years ago (edited)
This is such a well known trope by now, that I'm sure the police keep digging once they find a dead animal
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Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
Um. I did, too. Watched a lot of crime shows (Riptide, Hart to Hart, Simon & Simon, Remington Steele,...). The pet scenario I worried more about, though, was finding a corpse, getting the authorities and it's gone.
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Ali H M Salehuddin 3 years ago
The police themselves aren't stupid. If the death is recent, so is the soil condition. For soil that look undisturbed, surely the body is not going to be there. You still need to dig the grave and fill it back up before informing the police.
Mimis Nachbarin 3 years ago
yes, you're definitly having a point here. But it still is a genious hack... Just with a little more digging.
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
There is no reason to censor the word "killed". It's a word that everyone always says for goodness sakes.
Vetus Vespertilio 3 years ago
I see you’re familiar with Robert Picton.(Canadian pig farmer. Convicted for 6 murders, confessed to 49, very likely many more than that. Sold his pigs to local butcher shops.)
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As for why people enjoy writing comments on the internet, it all comes down to the desire for attention and the need to be social.
"They get their writing seen by more people than would ever see it otherwise, and they get to be part of their favorite communities. I used to comment under a popular Twitter confessions account called @fesshole and my tweets did the numbers above and beyond my tweets on my own Twitter profile," Ariane shared with us.
#7
Zenozenobee 3 years ago (edited)
I sneezed my apple juice, guess we shouldn't drink reading BP ;p
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JuniorCJ82 3 years ago
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this or I would have shorted my keyboard.
M O'Connell 3 years ago
I looked up the remains in question, the boots were certainly not "thigh-high" more like just below the knee. The rest of the clothes likely disintegrated shortly after he died (apparently falling face-first into the river Thames). Speculation is that he died while fishing as his bones show evidence of that lifestyle.
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#8
Adam Zad 3 years ago
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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bob bruce 3 years ago
Sometimes you remember what you did last night, and sometimes you wake up and see it.
#9
-Under_Ender - 3 years ago
BUUUUUUURN and i'm sort of a mix between intro and extro
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AmazingAmazon 3 years ago
And, for the love of god, can we stop confusing introversion with shyness or agoraphobia. We have friends. We just don't need to spend as much time with them.
Lee Kerr 3 years ago
People are always surprised when I say I’m an introvert; “but you’re so friendly!l Recognising people need looking after doesn’t make me an extrovert, it makes me a human being.
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Scagsy 3 years ago
Hey, how come only he gets to go to space? I wanna be an astrovert too! Or a cosmovert. Either/or. Not fussy.
Alexis minnix 3 years ago
On Sunday me, my mom and my brother were on the way home from church and I was talking to my mom. I said I’m an introvert and my brother started to YELL at me saying he doesn’t believe me and that I’m an extrovert. His reason was: I have many friends. Truth is I don’t, I have a few good friends I’ve known since I was 3 and 6, so I’ve known them a while. His other reason was at my church, girls my age talk to me. It’s because, 1: we don’t have many girls my age so their options are limited and 2: I’m the pastors daughter, EVERYONE talks to me (sadly). Do y’all agree with me or my brother?
Mika N 3 years ago
It's very possible to be an introvert who is likeable and good at connecting with people. Being around people does tend to eventually drain me as opposed to energize me and I'm definitely an introvert, but I still love the occasional outing and doing fun things with friends. Introvert does not equal anti-social.
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Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
If an introvert doesn't have friends, it's your responsibility as an extrovert to see if they want friends and then adopt them as friends.
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
Adopt....that's why I have so many party patrons as friends
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Dynein 3 years ago
Frankly, the original comment isn't *that* far off base. Plenty of introverts *do* have friends. Plenty of people without friends would actually like to have some and might not be introverts at all, just never learned the social skills. They might still think they're introverts, though, because a lot of people mistake being shy for being introverted. The amount of people without friends who are actual introverts and happy with their social life as it is is likely very, very low.
SelkieBlackfysh 3 years ago
Fun times asking extroverts to describe their friends lives and interests. Barely ever can. To me that shows less interest in your friends and more interest in using them to have fun.
Whatever 1999 3 years ago
That's not an extrovert, that's an a*****e (and an extrovert). People put way too much weight onto these labels. Bieng an extrovert means that you get your energy from being around people, bieng an introvert means you get your energy from being alone, bieng an Ambivert means you are somewhere in the middle. Extroverts don't have to be loud, shallow party goers and introverts don't have to be some deep, shy bookworms. You can get your energy from being around people you love and care for and know anything about and you can be an introvert, who only cares about themselves and barley listens to anyone.
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Meanwhile, if you ever find yourself in an argument on social media (or wanting to get into one), there's one main thing to consider: get your facts straight and use them.
British comedy expert Ariane opened up to us that she has been in lots of arguments on Twitter in the past. "Increasingly few these days, as I don't have the time, but some very funny ones," she said.
"To win a Twitter argument, use hard facts, link to your sources, and end with a funny one-liner as a mic drop. Boom!"
#10
K Witmer 3 years ago
This would be a felony conversation in Florida. Kids can't talk about their two dads bc if a teacher is seen nodding they'll be in handcuffs
InfiniteZero 3 years ago
Gay. That's not an insult, it's a show of support.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
My little brother came home one day and told me a yo mama joke. I was like you idiot your mama is my mama. He was like oh yeah that's right lol. Miss my bro
Caroline Driver 3 years ago
So, if it's about not talking about sex to K - 3 kids, when did talking about sex to K-3 kids even start? Was it a thing in Florida? It's like legislating for not talking about hard drugs to little kids, why is it even necessary?
#11
troufaki13 3 years ago (edited)
Ι'm on my lunch break and I almost choked on my food 😂😂😂 totally worth it!
shinshige 3 years ago
I’m in one of my employees offices with him and client. They’re taking and I’m pretending to text another Director. I just laughed out loud at this post. Your lunch break comment seemed an apt place to share.
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Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
It could be called a fluffy fart cloud for all I care...I still want one.
Thomas Ewing 3 years ago
They purr like a freight train and never get big--a perfect pet!
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Donkey boi 3 years ago
I need to come off this page! I currently have a broken rib! I don't need this kind of laughter right now!
#12
snarkiest hot head 3 years ago (edited)
before reading the comment i was thinking baby shark du du dudududu 😐😭
The ‘Comments’ Facebook page has over 37k followers and describes itself as featuring “the funniest comments YouTube has to offer.” However, YouTube comments are far from the only thing that fans of the page get to enjoy.
There’s a vast range of internet comments to choose from, including from your favorite social media platforms, websites, and subreddits. There’s a bit of everything for everyone, and it’s part of the reason why the page is as successful as it is.
#13
ACatInPandasClothing 3 years ago
congratulations, you've won the best saying joke award!
Load More Replies... Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
I'm trying to start a relationship, but I don't know if crows are getting the bread crusts I put out or robins or an opossum. Actually, I'd be happpy with an opossum who stole for me.
fancythrifts 3 years ago
Well the best way to do this is to go to a well populated crow area and hand them the bread yourself. Make sure you can tell the difference between a crow and raven, as raven are less intelligent. The crows may not pay you, )but there is a small chance you become some sort of crow leader and take over the world.)
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Kate Jones 3 years ago
Where can I find these super smart and productive business crows? The ones in my area are just lazy.
ButterflyMcQueen 3 years ago
I have learned that crows don't like Kix cereal and can s**t inside your car if you leave the window cracked at least 1/2 inch.😐 I am sorry crows, I will do better 😔
Mya Lugar 3 years ago
Weird!!I recently began throwing out a handful of dry catfood for a crow, and he comes every day for his food (and water bowl). I told my mother they are known for rewarding their human friends with "presents". I went on to say maybe if the war makes food crisis here in the u.s., he will bring me food. Mom said I would probably rather have that dry cat food than a bottle car or a piece of tin foil he might bring, or a rat!
#14
WoodenLion 3 years ago (edited)
i wondered where you went. i got blocked for the last few weeks so i made another. don't know why i got blocked - sometimes i smoke/drink too much and say something 'wrong' maybe - but i don't have a clue and BP didn't email me. hope your days have been good.
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Kevin J. Henning 3 years ago
When in doubt keep your mouth shut so your opinions don't reveal your ignorance.
PebbleBoy Gaming 3 years ago
I wonder how many times they re-read the post to make sure they didn't have bad English
#15
Mary Rotman 3 years ago
Again, I don't understand the down votes. Someone explain it to me please.
Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago
It’s been explained beautifully elsewhere on BP sites but if you didn’t get to see it I’ll explain here. If you make a comment that is downvoted 10 times you’re suspended from commenting on BP for a day. Do that enough times and you’re kicked off BP. Now, these comments only have to be a difference of opinion on something simple with no profanity, rudeness, racism, etc. involved. Just 10 people downvoting you because they don’t like your opinion and you’re out.
Load More Replies...The other part of the popularity equation is the fact that the content is downright hilarious. We’ve been snorting with laughter ever since we discovered the ‘Comments’ Facebook page.
Sifting for comedy gold in online comment sections isn’t for the faint of heart. With power comes great responsibility, but with online anonymity sometimes comes bile and vile thoughts. When someone knows that they’re unlikely to be punished for what they write, they might start spouting a lot of ideas that they wouldn’t normally voice in polite company.
#16
Nadja Lambacher 3 years ago
The mythological story is kinda sad. A nymph was madly in love with Apollo but he ignored her. So she looked at him riding his golden chariot across the sky longingly until she died. After her death she turned into the first sunflower, and they always turn their heads towards the sun.
Samir Amin 3 years ago
I feel like this is just because in a field of sunflowers every direction is facing each other.
RatherLoopy 3 years ago
Dang. That almost made me shed a tear. Time to talk to the doc about "Low T," I guess.
#17
Michelle M 3 years ago
Contrary to popular belief, Sloths do not sleep all day. They sleep an average of 8 - 10 hrs a day. Since they move very slowly, they don't need to gain much energy or spend time looking for it. Their basic leaf diet supplies all the energy they need. Moving very slowly is not a disadvantage, since they never stray far from home. They do not have many natural enemies, and their camouflage is enough to protect them. If they've survived this long with these qualities, then it's a win for them.
Tobiasz Blaszczynski 3 years ago
20 hours a day. Eat the rest of the time
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RafCo 3 years ago
Sloths are adapted to the environment that we are rapidly burning for farms and logging. How are they not extinct? Ask again in fifty years.
Littlemiss 3 years ago
This describes my aunt and cousin, still not sure why they're breathing.
#18
Michelle M 3 years ago
I wish I were Batman, then, I could be a rich unstable orphan in a bat costume, depressed in a Mansion, but with billions in the bank.
just me 3 years ago
Can I be Ironman? I'd like to be a super rich genius. So what if I'm kinda an a-hole?
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
If I woke up as Superman....do I also look like Henry Cavill or myself? Cause a fat Superman or him makes a big difference. lol
Raiden Prime 3 years ago
Go back to sleep and wake up as silver surfer. Then tell Galactus Ive found the perfect planet that needs eatin'.
Thomas Ewing 3 years ago
I'd let out a Tarzan yell and go save the world. (after registering with law enforcement!)
Meanwhile, some take it as an opportunity to troll others, baiting folks to reply, feeding off their anger and misery.
Aside from obvious trolls and toxic internet users, you then have your run-of-the-mill comments that simply express how the person feels about the topic. Some people—and this might shock some of you Pandas—even rush to comment after just glancing at the headline without reading the article. [Dramatic gasp!] Imagine that!
#19
CelticElff 3 years ago
SEVENTEEN YEARS. Imagine their anguish year after year, now imagine their joy (and exhaustion)!
iseefractalz 3 years ago
One of the worst things to happen to humanity. I'm 48 and pregnant for the first time! YAY! "you're having 6 babies, enjoy your retirement" Not everyone needs to have kids, it doesn't make you a failure or less then, it just means it wasn't in the cards.
#20
River Webb 3 years ago
well i would probably give you a side eye if i saw you wear your wedding dress everyday
pink_panda 3 years ago
Okay but do you know how much I paid for that thing? Got to lower its cost-per-wear value.
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BiscuitOfDoom 3 years ago
I've never understood this stupidity. If I've bought an item of clothing then I'm going to wear it multiple times and get my money's worth.
Kiki 3 years ago
But how do you even realize someone is wearing the same outfit in the first place? I'm a woman, I've had friends asking me things like "you remember the dress I wear last Thursday ? It's that one I'm talking about" and I was like o_O. I don't pay attention to this AT ALL honestly and I though everyone was the same! I remember talks, places, smells and so on but your outfit will never be a thing I take time remembering :)
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I barely remember what I wore last Thursday, unless it is a special occasion and than I rotate between three or four outfits anyway :)
Load More Replies... René Studer 3 years ago
I‘m also convinced that the tuxedo was invented by a women. „Well, they‘re all the same, we might as well dress them all the same.“
Potato Puffin 3 years ago
Let's face it... the only person that remembers when you wore the dress before if you. I sure as sh-t can't remember what my friends wore to events over the years!
Adrian 3 years ago
In this day and age where everyone has a phone camera and post countless piccys on FaceBook, you don't have to remember.
Load More Replies... Rider 3 years ago
I own 5 dresses. On average I wear a dress every 12-18months. I rotate which dress I wear and everyone thinks it's new every time.
IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago
My attitude to this and every other negative opinion people have of me is simple. You are entitled to your opinion and I am just as entitled to ignore it 😊
Diane Bryce 3 years ago
you are perfectly within your rights to wear the same dress..YOU seem to be the problem here. Only foolish woman think like that.
#21
shinshige 3 years ago (edited)
Please tell me you all recognize he was responding to Jussie Smollett, who is currently in prison. *edit: SHOULD have been in prison.
MisterE 3 years ago
They let him out after like 3 days. Being convicted of multiple felonies hurt his feelings.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
Or placed in a glass coffin by 7 little people because they think you are dead.
The rarest comments are those that make people laugh. Whether someone wrote a quick quip in a flash or spend half an hour crafting the perfect response, we’ll never know. But the end result is that they spread a bit of joy and made someone crack up on the other side of the globe. And that’s a type of superpower.
Whether or not you think someone is making a lot of sense in the comment section of whatever article you might be reading, just remember that you should be very careful trusting any piece of information that you find online. Relying on trusted sources and cross-checking suspicious-sounding facts are both keys to steering clear of misinformation.
Bored Panda previously spoke about media literacy with Lee McIntyre, a Research Fellow at the Center for Philosophy and History of Science at Boston University. He stressed that people are more likely to believe the information that gets repeated the most often.
"Repetition is important in making us believe things, whether they are true or not. There is a cognitive bias called the 'illusory truth effect' which is when we are repeatedly exposed to false information over and over and, over time, it begins to seem more plausible," Lee explained to us.
#22
InfiniteZero 3 years ago
I'd never yell "Oh God!" during sex. What if I was wrong about his existence, and he answered?
Marianne 3 years ago
Also evolution is not the opposite of god, because Genesis is a metaphor and also mythology, but I digress...
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I always thought the book of Revelation was a metaphor for the fall of the Roman empire
Load More Replies... Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
Not to mention "Oh, naturalistic cause and effect! Oh, naturalistic cause and effect!" takes too long to say.
#23
Michelle M 3 years ago
This is true. When I first read this, I was dumbfounded. But humans will be humans.
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
The Love Boat bartender came from the 70s to tell us how stupid we are.
Kyndal T 3 years ago
My friend did. She was off her meds. So I donated twice as much in her name to Have A Gay Day (a charity that my family loves!!) so that when she started taking her meds again, I could show it to her to help her feel less bad about it. Impulse control isn't her strong suit but she'll get there eventually.
Doggo 3 years ago
Help me pls, I want to be the youngest billionaire... It is quite pathetic
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Egg 3 years ago
By this logic, I can make a gofundme called "I want money, give me some" and make millions of dollars.
Miriam L 3 years ago
Except you're (probably) not famous or on TV all the time displaying your life for other people's amusement. Unless you're the egg from Humpty Dumpty, in which case, carry on and I hope you get the royalty money someday ;) And yes, I know the original rhyme was probably about a cannon
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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
for some reason this annoying girl in my class likes being called Kylie Jenner because it’s her name. Kylie. she also is making me do the points for volleyball because i was “too competitive” it’s a competitive sport dipshit
#24
Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago
You stole what I was going to say
Load More Replies... Black Pearl 3 years ago
I need way to support my friend while her dad has colon cancer without being super awkward like I always am in serious situations.
Justreading 3 years ago
I would take awkward support as opposed to going it alone any day! Sounds like you are a really good friend to care this much.
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An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
My social anxiety... gone. That'd fix almost everything I hate about myself!
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I need an internet in my mind so that i can google myself and so that i can pause the music plpaying
Dave Classen 3 years ago
Let candice pull the money from the "aside" and then gimme some time in that aside to Deal with what I have to deal with
"Social psychologists have known since the 1960s that repetition works, for truth or falsity. In fact, this idea goes back to Plato who said that it didn't hurt to repeat a true thing. And of course, for falsehood, this was one of the main propaganda tactics in Nazi Germany, where Hitler's propaganda minister understood the 'repetition effect.'"
Even if someone is aware of how human psychology works doesn’t make them immune to mistakes. Lee from Boston University gave an example of how this works in daily life: "I understand cognitive bias, yet last election season I kept seeing signs for the same candidate running for local office around my town. I thought, 'Wow, I guess everyone is voting for her.' It turns out I was just walking my dog in the neighborhood where she lived, and her friends and neighbors had up lots of signs! So I fooled myself."
We might feel a desire to double-check every single fact to avoid falling prey to fake news or propaganda. However, doing this would be absolutely exhausting and nearly impossible to maintain if you have any serious responsibilities like work, school, taking care of your family, etc. And Lee agrees. You have to tackle the search for truth in a strategic way.
#25
Tonya Wallace 3 years ago
I was just telling my husband that guys with mug handles are cute to me. We were watching "Martin".
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago (edited)
By year seven does he mean seventh grade or seven year old?
TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago
It says year seven to university, so I'd guess 7th grade to university.
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Jo Gabriel 3 years ago
Year 7 is first year senior school, so ages 11-12. Uni starts aged 18-19, after year 13 at school.
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Winter 3 years ago
Just a couple of weeks ago I found an aloe plant. I noticed it was very dry, so I bought it to a nearby stream, because I thought it would appreciate being watered from a stream. After I did this I realized it was a fake aloe plant. I watered a fake aloe plant in a stream.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
Realizing you're an idiot is half the battle. That already makes you smarter than most people
Kevin Teng 3 years ago (edited)
I thought all of it was real until I saw the description. Either I need better glasses or im less smart than a bird :)
#27
laxmithegoddess 3 years ago
how is your sister who is also your mom and then later became your wife doing?
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Barry Mckokiner 3 years ago
Pehaps they are cousins. Maybe they are royalty. 😅
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ZombieGirl 3 years ago
I call my husband's mom/mamaw/siblings as my own, without saying "inlaw"....but I would never say "our" in this case, lmao
"It would be exhausting to fact check every single news item we hear. In fact, insisting on this degree of skepticism is something that demagogues use to get us to be cynical, because when we doubt that it is possible to know the truth—even when it is staring us in the face—we are riper to their manipulation. So I'd say the best thing with news is to do a little investigation into finding a reliable source," the expert said.
"Look for an organization that does investigative journalism (and doesn't just repeat information from other sources), double sources its quotations, discloses conflicts of interest, etc. Once we've found that we can relax a bit and trust the reporting behind the stories. Do we still need to be on guard? Yes. Even The New York Times can make mistakes. Or individual reporters can have biases. But that doesn't mean 'all sources are equal.'"
#28
InfiniteZero 3 years ago
"Well this makes me mad. I'mma burn it. What? No I didn't read it. The title made me angry and I don't like context."
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I hear you. It's like the people who protest movies like Life of Brian without even seeing it or knowing what it's really about. Or burning down a theater for showing Jesus Christ Superstar it makes me angry!
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Ed Gomaz 3 years ago
If you got mad at the book cover enough to destroy the book without reading it then that book was not written for you. You are a strong self confident book burner.
Emmett O'Brian 3 years ago
Guys like girls that...burn books so they don't have to read.
Load More Replies... TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago
If your mad at the title and thought it was going to be bad, why not read the book? I love reading bad books. Sometimes is fun to get mad. But haha! You did judge a book by its cover.
Geeki Nikki 3 years ago
I like how the person responding said the book was for self loathing teens after admitting they themselves read the book.
Mika N 3 years ago
It's helpful to be able to talk about mental/emotional struggles we faced as teens, because lots of people can probably relate. I had terrible self-esteem as a tween/teen. It's good to be in my 30s and soo much more comfortable with myself! I care a whole lot less about what random people think about me.
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If I saw a book with a swastika on the cover, I wouldn't buy it and neither would most other people. It could contain the secrets of the universe and we'd miss out because of course we judge books by their cover. Everyone does. No one will pick up the swastika book and think, "Maybe I should read this, it might contain something amazing."
Glirpy 3 years ago
Not sure why people would downvote me? It's completely true. the title of the book has an ellipsis after it, which points to some guy. Is it the author? Does it matter? Why is there a dude on the cover after an ellipsis? Is the title saying that "guys like girls who…" are guys? And what is that random green swirly thing in the bottom corner? There's no reason for it to be there. As a graphic designer, this is just very poor design. Would I burn the book because of it? No. But would definitely recycle the damn thing.
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Al Christensen 3 years ago
In the southern United States, "Well bless its little heart."
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I think it was in an Emily Blunt interview where she said the nurse said she has two reactions....for cute babies "oh what a cute baby!" and for not cute babies "oh you had a baby!"
Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
You can always go with "awwww!" As if no words are sufficient to express your admiration. When you know that you actually mean, aww you poor little bugger I hope you get over it
Load More Replies... Rider 3 years ago
Told my sister her second kid looked like Yoda (20 years ago). She was pissed. Now my sister is obsessed with Grogu.
Leah Reid 3 years ago
My friend and I were 18/17 when she had her first kid. I told her he looked like mr.Magoo. I feel shame even now I ever had the audacity to tell her this. I was so oblivious to what a mother would feel. It's been about 20 years now and it still bothers me I did it.
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M. A. McKnight 🇺🇦 3 years ago
Ouch! "You look great today, want a banana for your little monkey?"
According to Lee, media literacy is something that people should definitely pay more attention to. "There are various sources for media literacy that can help. They teach this to KIDS in Finland! It's easy to learn. Is the story copyrighted? Is it dated? Is there a byline? Are other stories by the author solid? Is it published in a source that has been reliable in the past? Does it seem plausible— if not then you can do some research," he shared some of the things that we should be asking ourselves.
"Will we get fooled sometimes in doing this? Yes. But we're going to get fooled sometimes anyway. It's analogous to how scientists form their beliefs. They are skeptics, but they also—at some point when the evidence is sufficient—give their assent. Scientists deal with warrant, not 'proof.' They are what philosophers call 'fallibilists.' You give your belief to things that are well-sourced with evidence, while always holding out the possibility that if further evidence comes to light that contradicts your belief, you should give it up because you might be wrong."
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Lisa Z 3 years ago
Some celebrities will wear the same outfit over and over to screw with paparazzi (Daniel Radcliffe did this). Paps can't sell photos if they look just like old ones.
Mommitude Attitude 3 years ago
Maybe that's the reason the article points it out in an effort to be like hey it's a new photo / different day
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Four times? What a savage! (Love how famous women get grilled for being wasteful and flaunting wealth but then shamed if they rewear a piece of clothing)
Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago
I hate the whole only-wear-it-once thing. I'm only now hearing a ton about it. Like y'all I can't afford to buy a new outfit every day and I don't think any of y'all can either. I'm just trying to survive XD So I wear the clothes I love until they burst at the seams, because I love them so dang much and I am not a billionaire.
Blackstone 3 years ago
I'm picky about how my clothes feel, so if I find a comfortable piece of clothing, I'll wear it till (and sometimes past) the point it becomes threadbare. No amount to social pressure will ever get me to change. I just bought three new pairs of pants, so I'm good for like, six more years.
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InvaderZim 3 years ago
Imagine wearing your favorite item of clothing more than once and everyone starts talking about it like bro that would suck
May light defeat the darkness 3 years ago (edited)
The fashion industry is one of the most polluting industries on earth. Why would we pressure celebrities to be wasteful in their garb? Won’t that be hypocritical of them to advocate for protecting the environment and raising awareness about climate change and yet they are criticized/ called out for wearing the same outfit twice. Get a life people. I do not care how many times they wear their clothes. I am more interested in their platform and what they stand for.
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Angry And Small 3 years ago
I would check for duplication glitches so I could make copy's of things and sell them and live comfortably
Vorknkx 3 years ago
I can tell even without looking that my strength, agility and stamina are all too low for my level... but just look at my wisdom and charisma ;)
Ephemeral Mochi 3 years ago
couldn't be me. I don't have wisdom or charisma either
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ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago
Lol at all of these comments here. I would definitely rebalance my out-of-whack stats.
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Catlady6000 3 years ago
And don't be surprised if you catch him humping the sofa cushions
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
"Kevin likes to sit on the lawn and lick his unmentionables. He's so weird but I love him."
Emma Algar 3 years ago
Only to find out it's really the host talking about himself in the third person but he's also named his dog after himself.
Kevin Teng 3 years ago
hey stop making these jokes I'm starting to feel really embarrased :D
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Just can't stop laughing 🤣🤣 OMG Kevin likes his belly scratched just Nice circular movements....wait what???
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Vigorous circular motion, destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
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I worked in an office where two coworkers had husbands and a third had a cat, all named Kevin. It was always a surprise if you walked in partway through lunch, which one was getting neutered and which got a promotion at work.
snarkiest hot head 3 years ago
Kevin will try to bite your butt, he's nervous around strangers. if he offers you a dead squirrel, he likes you.
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Terri Williams 3 years ago
You're basing your opinion on perhaps the majority of the boomers. But not all of us are that way. I grew up in a backwater town and HATED the racist idiots and morons who thought they were so great and knew the world.This was back in the 1960's and 70's. If you weren't born in that town you didn't belong! I can't tell you how much I hated those type of people. One of the best things I learned growing up there was love and acceptance for everyone! Every generation has it's poop heads and those are the people the next generations tend to focus on. I never spit on a soldier because my family is filled with those who served our country. I have nothing but great respect for our Military and essential workers. My kids are in the "spoiled brat" generation and yeah, same thing applies to them. That's based on what's seen on tv and not the truth. Have a great day and Big Squishy Hugs from a Big Squishy Grandma!
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ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago
Yes, let's all just fight and scrap and accuse each other instead of actually fighting the systems that encourage you to look at anything other than what they're doing. /s
New Everywhere 3 years ago
I think about this all the time. The lines of division are so very important to the larger scheme. It is a clever and sophisticated set of systems that keeps us divided and thoroughly distracted. It's b******t.
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Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
No one spit on soldiers. (Vietnam vets returning from there didn't fly commercial, they landed at AF bases.) The earliest known source for this was the Nazis saying that German WW1 veterans were spit on when they returned from the front. It wasn't true then either. And our generation fought like hell to get rid of segregation and Jim Crow laws.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Absolutely correct. This myth originated from one of the "Rambo" movies. Remember - Sylvester Stallone movies are to history what Sylvester Stallone is to acting.
Load More Replies... Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
Boomers complaining about younger generations after the way they behaved is outrageous.
Suzi Q 3 years ago
Generations shouldn't bash each other. Isn't that just generalization people?
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ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago
£9.99 per month and you only get one letter at a time but not in the correct order.
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SelkieBlackfysh 3 years ago
Gotta get that sweet sweet validation from strangers.
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Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
Marry someone who is lovely and kind, who you could still feel the same about for ever. Oh, and don't be a twat
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Llama_flower93 3 years ago
It's literally just a teenager lol. I'm so tired of people blaming teen behaviour on the generational differences. It's just a teenager. And this one is awesome!
Ms.GB 3 years ago
I just love how the older generation constantly trashes the younger generation as if they aren't the ones who raised them...
Auntriarch 3 years ago
And as if they weren't exactly the same at that age (except for the medals obviously)
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
Maybe if people actually received a fair day's pay for their work, Debra. And benefits.
Sinkvenice 3 years ago
She won a gold medal but this cantankerous old battle axe focuses on the fact she overslept? She sounds like she is or would be a really shitty grandma.
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Angry And Small 3 years ago
Would have been to add Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland aswell 😂 I live in England and genuinely found this funny
Ciara Eynon 3 years ago
That makes sense for Scotland and Wales but obviously not Northern Ireland... Which is in fact on an entirely different island 🤔😂
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Atchaco-Leigh 3 years ago
I live in Scotland and England is our nosy, immature roommate who doesn't know what we are doing. How do we get rid of them?
Giles McArdell 3 years ago
Yeah, I don't know why the EU got so angry about them leaving, did them a favour IMHO.
Iggy 3 years ago
England isn't a giant island! It's a very little island. Says the person from the even smaller island next door! 😂
Jon S. 3 years ago
It's not a all that small, it is the 9th largest island in the world (3rd by population!)
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InfiniteZero 3 years ago
Gotta be a troll account. What old woman would make their Twitter handle "@Buckleddown"?
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Yeah, this has to be a joke. People work full time and still can't afford rent, let alone rent AND tuition.
Vetus Vespertilio 3 years ago
Student loans became widely available in the U.S. under the Higher Education Act of 1965. I’m class of ‘68. Most of us also worked, but so do most kids today, I think. My kids, now in their 50’s, did. My grandson has worked the last two years saving for hIs next 4 years of school. And college costs are completely out of control. Just one of his textbooks cost $700! I think Ms. Buckledown is wearing her support hose a wee bit too tight.
John L 3 years ago
You know, I once thought people couldn't be this clueless...then the 2016 US Election, happened.
Thomas Es Thomas 3 years ago
It took me 11 years to pay mine off. 2 years graphic design. I'd say my 12 years as a security guard really made my degree worthwhile... not. Just so you know, when you are choosing a major, there are about 20,000 graphic design jobs in the United States, and about 40,000 in the rest of the world, so if you and 2,000,000 others choose graphics, don't be surprised when you're doing something else. (About 2 million people a year get a degree in computer graphics in American colleges. The 20,000 jobs is from BLS.)
Mary Rotman 3 years ago
The only reason I'm not making a snippy comment here is that as all of our parents have said to us you're going to be old one day too.
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TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago (edited)
Veterinary Medicine is not all penis-licking cats you know. Sometimes you have to stick your finger in a dog's ass, and that's when s**t gets real! Pun very much intended 😂(20 years in the veterinary field)
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TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
How does your vet know the "usual" amout your cat licks his penis? Was he like "Fluffy usually licks his penis 22 times, but today it was 23 and I'm concerned" 🤔
L Reele 3 years ago
Did he say what the usual amount is supposed to be??...Asking for a friend.
Queen Boudicca 3 years ago
And here I thought that I found a way for my car to pay his own vet bills.
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Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
Only if they kiss without the slightest head tilt, though. Not much room for passion!
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Bear Hall 3 years ago
'Son, it's time to tell you our dark family secret: I'm from Chernobyl." The kid sadly bows his head. ".. and Mom is also from Chernobyl." The kid bows his other heads, too.
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
And the extra head on dad confirms leading the son to cry from his 23 eyes, the other 47 are closed
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Thomas Es Thomas 3 years ago
Ah. Good old reactor B. Most people don't know reactor A remained in use for decades after the meltdown. It's since been decommissioned.
Sabrina Bowen 3 years ago
You all do realize the plant is still functional. It is not only a working power plant, but it (until the pandemic) included a cafe for tourists.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I pretty much like all kind of dates. However my favorites are Medjool and Ajwa.
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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
As an American who detests our illogical date format, I agree...except when naming files on my computer; then it's YYYY/MM/DD so they stay in chronological order. Oh, Happy 20/4, everyone!
Frying Pan 3 years ago
Taking the question seriously, my perfect date is anything involving food. Food is nice.
Aélia Potter 3 years ago
Going to see a couple counselor and see how long it takes for the counselor to understand you don’t know each other
Salty Wild Hair 3 years ago
That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Moxie Carroll 3 years ago
"April 25th, because it's neither too hot nor too cold, and all you need is a light jacket." [/MissCongeniality]
Ivo H 3 years ago
Until americans come up with YYYY-DD-MM for some reason
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Emily Becks 3 years ago
Someone saw this post and made a new account just for this purpose. THIS PERSON IS COOL.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Why did BP censor died? Seriously? What is with all of the ridiculous censoring?
Arcade Fire_Fan 3 years ago
I think she knows. Look at her accounts actual not display name. Sounds an awfully like Jesus Christ.
Michelle M 3 years ago (edited)
Lol. I know girls who dated a Joshua and Jide in school. They would definitely agree with this.
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ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago
People love to hate others for their hobbies. Give it a rest. Many full grown, job-having, home-owning, offspring-having, adults play computer games. It's worth more as an industry than the film industry. End the stupid stigma that we're all immature adolescents with limited intelligence. (Oh, and the small few who are abusive asshats need to stop their shenanigans too, you're ruining it for the rest of us)
Lizzy Crit 3 years ago
There's 2 adults and 2 teens in this house. We all play video games. Sometimes we play them together. It's nerd family time and nothing wrong with that
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Lisa Z 3 years ago
But I'm an adult female who plays video games. I WANT an adult male that plays too!
Marybeth Martens 3 years ago
when i get with someone i want them to play with me
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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
My mom doesn't play video games. There has been a point in time where my dad had 7 different systems. Video games don't matter so long as a) you use your time wisely and get the stuff done you need to get done b) don't wake up your spouse and c) love each other.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
My mom is married to a man who plays video games regularly. They had their 18th anniversary recently. He's a wonderful husband and a good father.
Christal Johnson 3 years ago
I am an adult woman and my husband and I play video games together after our kids go to bed.. soooo stfu about things you don't know
RoseTheMad 3 years ago
No worries, I'm dating (and marrying in about 2 weeks) an adult woman who still plays videogames instead. (and vice versa, I've always loved gaming as well, not to mention gaming is a lot of fun to do as a couple, too)
Enlee Jones 3 years ago
Unless you are paying me for what I choose to do with my free time, you may kindly f#ck right off.
Andrea Purzycki 3 years ago (edited)
Ugh sounds like my mom. She asks my husband and I all the time how we are still playing video games as adults. Excuse me mom, what hobbies did you have as a kid that you stopped doing as an adult? Probably none.
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Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
Easy. Same way you become an expert virlogist without an inkling of biology: watch a three minute YouTube video.
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
The most recent was when Thomas Es Thomas told me on another post told me that being gay is an opinion and that I was denying being gay, but that my truly gay brother was straight. He comments became so ridiculous that BP blocked them.
Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
Oh well, seems BP gets it right sometimes
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Time2Roll86🇺🇦 3 years ago
The 20 year old probably watched that scene in Goldfinger (James Bond) when the guards caught James and then he drove them back in his Aston Martin and then pushed the eject button under the top of the gear stick!
Jorg Lewis 3 years ago
And this is why I like to drive manuals. Believe it or not having a gear stick is actually a thieving deterrent, because most people learnt to drive an automatic. You also get the added benefit of making people uncomfortable
TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
I love how people are stupid and then give baseless facts, and claim to have "expert knowledge" to back up their stupidity
#48
Nurichwersonst 3 years ago
I thought the body makes a screenshot when you sneeze and fart at the same time?
Kay blue 3 years ago
Autoimmune conditions, the system that is designed to protect you starts attacking you instead.
Aura the rain/seawing hybrid 3 years ago
" Hello, I.T.? have you tried turning her off and back on again?"
Deux 3 years ago
A classmate sneezed and vomited at the same time in primary school. It looked like the most disgusting firework display you could imagine. Some of the class were literally showered in sick. If that wasn't bad enough, the poor girl was teased about it for a while on her return to school.
Keerthi Vardhan 3 years ago
Sneeze and fart are a dangerous combinations. They are directly proportional. We just have to mind the strength of the sneeze or the other end is going to end up messy.
#51
Ernesto 3 years ago
China somehow finds a way to derail a train with no rails...
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I wonder how far the train traveled before the engineer realized he was on the wrong side of the road. OMG! All the traffic is coming AT me!
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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
When I was a kid, we used to have a paperboy. Internet wasn't even an idea yet. One day he was posting the paper through the door, BIG thick wooden door with a small frosted pane of glass at the top, and I grabbed the newspaper with both hands and snarled, growled and barked like a rabid dog. We cracked up laughing as we watched him run away. After that, we had to go pick up newspapers from the shop
Kelzbelz79 3 years ago (edited)
Actually happened to a post lady in my area, that and a man who would sit masturbating with the curtains open whenever she came to his house, some people are wrong uns
Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago
why is he looking at me like that, i don't like it- Screenshot...3ea8b7.png 
#53
M O'Connell 3 years ago
What is up with this subset of people who want to look like Disney villains?
#54
InfiniteZero 3 years ago
Every job everywhere pays badly. Our "wonderful" Prime Minister Boris Johnson once complained that earning £150,000 a year wasn't enough. And his job isn't his only source of income.
ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago
Our love for you can't be expressed in dollars... it goes to the heart of all of us
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I walk a lonely road the only one i’ve ever known
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D20 Games 3 years ago
Inconsiderate smokers, smoke around other people. I do not smoke around non-smokers. That's rude.
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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
I have no idea how to shear a sheep, then card and spin the wool.
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Zedrapazia 3 years ago
Well, I might not be able to operate my grandmother's rotation phone, but she's not able to operate a smartphone either so I think we're even.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
I really hate Ellen. Her whole thing is to be nice to everyone, but she's so rude to her guests. I've seen her make so many inappropriate and rude comments and jokes.
TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago
Not that I can't, but why does it matter if you can or can't use one?
Emmett O'Brian 3 years ago
My 19 year old trainee couldn't figure out a flip phone. He had never used a phone that had physical buttons. How?
Andrea Purzycki 3 years ago
The segment would have been funnier if at the same time they had a boomer trying to set up a twitter account and post their first tweet. Better yet, they had a boomer trying to apply for a job online.
#61
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
To be honest, BMWs are great cars for moms overall because they're large and you can fit many children and luggage inside. Or many dogs, if you prefer.
Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
Huh. Hereabouts soccer moms (a lot to transport) would be associated more with Mercedes than BMW. So would old (conservative) men and wealthy farmers. BMW clichés include fifty'ish men with something to prove. Indicators are largely unknown to all of them
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Persp Gold 3 years ago
i know more female bmw owners and male mercedes owners then the reverse and they can all afford their cars because they dont spend time making stupid ass posts like this (original and my comment)
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
Bring back 1959 Cadillacs. You could fit an entire soccer team in the back seat. I could not even begin to tell you the number of bruises those fins caused though. I loved that car.
InfiniteZero 3 years ago
The only acceptable cars are the Batmobile, KITT, a working real-life Hot Rod from Transformers, and the Fagbug.
Joel Hopkins 3 years ago
Nah, the Koach from the Munsters. Plenty of room for the kids.
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J. F. 3 years ago (edited)
And now I have the Powerman 5000 song stuck in my head, thank you very much ! ^^
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Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
I'm just happy it's not the usual "Tony goes to a shop and nobody recognize him". This time he was in his natural habitat... Nice.
Meaghan Stewart 3 years ago
Imagine the amount of verification he had to go through to get that checkmark.
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
What a fool, i bet she can’t use tools like screwdriver. She porbably can’t swim in a pool and has never been to school.
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Angry And Small 3 years ago
Those type of posts are just around to generate interactions on people's pages. Then they usually say look at this link or check out my other posts
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Person #1,051 3 years ago
I looked into this a little, and they are activated by winking! Right eye= on, left= off
Trevor Nicholson 3 years ago
Youtube is a video streaming site. It's not a music site, so yeah, you can't close the app and still listen to music. If you wanna listen to music for free with ads, just get spotify.
ƒιѕн 3 years ago
Then why does it have so many music vids if its not a music site?
Load More Replies... Bored Turtle Princess 3 years ago
Like I'm playing a music video on YouTube, and I want to do other things while listening to the music (listening, not watching.), but it's not possible to play YouTube videos with the screen off, or play it in the background. Well, at least not in the free version; I don't know if the premium has it.
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Katherine Boag 3 years ago
Legit had a loose connection in our tv growing up so we had to slap the tv
gay insomniac assassin panda 3 years ago
there must be a joke for this.......
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BasedWang12 3 years ago
This is straight up my humor alley...... que the (well then it must be your a*****e because its s**t)
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Haven't seen/heard any. Don't want to see/ hear any. Don't want to know anyone who would find them funny. IMHO
Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago
british people are happy that their schools don't look like a call of duty lobbay
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
James was a prick anyways, he left all his garbage in the woods
Load More Replies... ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago
Anyone who knows about moose knows they don't need a reason to attack humans. They're moody and can be very aggressive
#68
Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago
go to school sell your iq points, go back to school, sell them again, easy steady salary
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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
i’m not too good, but when my brother got one from me, his face turned a pretty purple, and his eyes looked up and didn’t show his pupils! he kept yelling “BE POSITIVE!” like his blood type? lol
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Michelle M 3 years ago (edited)
Create fake scenarios and cry over the banished prince dying in your arms.
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Letting the hot water envelop you and relax your muscles while you pretend you are in a volcanic vent
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 3 years ago
I, personally, follow the music concert with brushing my 80,000 pounds of curly hair for all of eternity
Xerastraza Lecrutia 3 years ago (edited)
Man 'd kill to be able to shower for 45+ minutes... My hot water lasts like 20 minutes :< And its a brand new 50 gallon tank.
Tonya Wallace 3 years ago
Tankless water heaters are the way to go. Endless hot water.
Load More Replies... Persp Gold 3 years ago
talk to the employees of my company and yes they all think im so cool and smart
chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago
sing, create Spotify playlists for fictional characters, bang your knees, pour out too much shampoo, create stories...
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Scagsy 3 years ago
There is something fundamentally wrong with people that select a certain section of society to hate and berate. There are lots of '-isms' out there, I am sure you know some or are even affected by some. I am sorry if you are. Why can't we all just quit with the sweeping generalisations? We are all in the $hit, it's just the depth of it that rises and falls. The only exception to this, is criminals, of course. Screw criminals.
Ernesto 3 years ago (edited)
How do you define "criminal" though? Was John Brown a criminal? How about Nelson Mandela? Che Guevara? Donald Trump? Rosa Parks? Edward Snowden? Drug users? Sex workers? Illegal immigrants? Tax cheats? Draft dodgers? Ticket scalpers? Graffiti artists? Cops who lie in court to secure convictions?
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VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago
I think if u google something like vertical hanging chess board you could find something like it :)
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InfiniteZero 3 years ago
This must have pre-dated voice-to-text technology. And also what Stephen Hawking used (I don't know if it had a name).
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Rosie McLeod 3 years ago
This happened to me as a kid. Sat at the front of a bus because I got such horrendous car sickness anywhere else. There were literally 8 other empty disabled seats. This old man came up to me and started screaming about me not being able to speak English (so racist too) and I had no right to sit there. Really scared me as a little kid, what a k**b
Sarah 3 years ago (edited)
I know your "swear" word was k-n*b, but I honestly read it as kebab...I might be a hungry panda, not a bored one XD
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
you don't have to be elderly to have a disability
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JustAFan 3 years ago
Also, invisible disabilities are a thing that exist. Not everyone that is disabled "looks" disabled.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I have heard that some places are bringing in a badge for people with invisible disabilities (or any disability) but I like to blend in, not bring attention to my disability. It shouldn't be that hard for people to be decent humans and a)only sit there if they need to and b)trust that if someone is sitting there they need to...
Load More Replies... possessed imp 3 years ago
How about the elderly woman taking pictures of children? Is that not inconsiderate or creepy?
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I hope everything goes well for our neighbours in Pakistan, Afghanistan and the Middle East
BasedWang12 3 years ago
siiiigh... i hope this was just some dark humor and not meant how that profile picture makes me feel they meant it
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Not at all a kiddish thing ought to have been given up years ago. A very mature thing/s
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NsG 3 years ago
Ok... girls... (Yes, I know. I just want to know if there's a trend in the comebacks)
WinterberrytheLeafIceWing 3 years ago
Or gals if you prefer that— when I was smaller I took serious offense at being called dude so I kept insisting I was a gal
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Michelle M 3 years ago
But, if we flip the earth over, won't we all fall towards the sun and get burnt. Nope, the giant turtle would catch everyone and put us on the right side.
TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago
But if I remember the is correctly, the water and continents from the top of the earth being held by the ice wall would flip over. And since there's no gravity, they'd all drift off into space? So what? Also how would you turn the whole planet upside Down anyways?
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
When Chef Paul Bocuse built a house not far from me, he put a frog on his mail box. I am not sure that many people understood the joke.
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I don't think I ever saw Caro get multiple downvotes.... Does frog mean something specifically derogatory to a certain people or something?
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Frostfirefox919 3 years ago
Don't forget to use your Completed Test! The enemy will stop shooting at you!
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Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
But according to the documentary I saw on P0rnhub you do it with pillows while wearing nighties, right?
Load More Replies... ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
sometimes kylie says “ why are you so competitive/ weird?” well kylie it’s so if this class ever has to sacrifice, i can easily drag you there
René Studer 3 years ago (edited)
Mostly gaming and making fart jokes. Maybe an occasional prank call.
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Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
I had a roommate who cooked everything on MAX and it drove me nuts. Burned outside, raw inside.
Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago
I knew someone who cooked everything on high, constant boil overs. Had to replace the burner covers monthly.
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Firefoxy3121 3 years ago
My country has the giant death birds that disembowel you with one swipe, win wars, and can tank a hit from a car
malenchki 3 years ago
My country has accents a monster that lives in Loch Ness and fluffy ginger cows
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DenjiSimp 3 years ago
Yeah it's telling me that he's gonna get food afterwards. It's a restaurant.
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
Lol, i read "forgot the e after the first e" and thought "must be Scottish" 😁
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Lynn Jaxon 3 years ago
Karen us insinuating that, because there is no ‘g’ in Stan Lee’s name, he wasn’t a great person. Just like there is no ‘I’ in Karen’s name — so there is no important opinion, here.
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VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago
I just wanna talk with her, that’s all *loads crossbow*
Load More Replies... WoodenLion 3 years ago
stan lee - he was marvel comics main guy who did them
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BasedWang12 3 years ago
Ahahahaa.. I hate the dude but I really don't feel his Aokigahara video shoulda got so much flakk
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Katherine Boag 3 years ago
Billie Eilish dresses like someone who wants you to pay attention to their music instead of sexualising them.
Ellie Rosser 3 years ago
You guys looked at any male music makers lately????? At least her pants don't fall off her ass when she walks.
Justreading 3 years ago
I really don't understand why the "mean tweet" segments are a thing, it just encourages nasty comments and bullying online 😕
Diane Aguilar 3 years ago
I like the concept of "mean tweets" because it's a tradition to roast celebrities, but this is a lazy excuse of a "roast" at best and deeply misogynistic at worst. If they wanted to continue in the Don Rickles spirit of a good celebrity roast they would have roasted her for her singing abilities or something along those lines.
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~*ZeroxYuki*~(*-*) 3 years ago
She just dresses how she wants because when she wears what society likes she gets body shamed and people claim she just wants attention so she can wear her nice clothes all she wants thank u very much
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Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago
I'm still contemplating if this was supposed to be a lyrics pun on "million reasons" or just accidental.
CookieCrump 3 years ago
I'm literally rolling on the floor at this! But seriously, Gaga, you're MUCH better than Ninja.
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