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Even some vegans love a good roast. The more rare and spicy, the better. This has nothing to do with meat. But rather, a slew of well-timed, savage words hurled at someone until they're crisped to perfection.

This year's Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart pulled 13,5 million viewers. It was hot on the heels of the Roast of Tom Brady, which saw 13.8 million people tuning in. We're yet to hear who'll be the victim of the next celebrity roast, or when it will take place. But that's okay because from what we've gathered, it seems like many ordinary netizens are just as good at holding each other over the coals as the rich and famous.

Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the hottest, funniest and most unique comebacks, insults and online roasts out there. And there certainly was no shortage. Here's an epic compilation that you can come back to whenever your own polite words fail you...

#1

This Would've Added The Spice It Desperately Needed

A hilariously savage burn on pork chops seasoned with water and baked by the glow of a heated argument.

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UnclePanda
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24 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandma was a traditional Irish cook. Heavily seasoned meant salt AND pepper.

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    #2

    Savage Reply About Using Umbrellas

    A hilariously savage burn: a man holding an umbrella replies, Because my goal is to be as dry as your girlfriend.

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    Hm

    Hilariously savage burns in a tweet comparing a man's eyes to a neglected hamster.

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    If Only He Put This Time And Effort To Talking To Women

    A social media post about hilarious burns, showing a woman with and without makeup, accompanied by a savage comment.

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    #5

    I Mean She Really Didnt Hit Then

    Hilariously savage burns in YouTube comments about a singer's performance being like a drunk bestie at karaoke.

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    #6

    A Sweet Suggestion For The Sugar Police

    A hilariously savage burn about a cancer survivor telling someone to eat a candy bar out of their a**.

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    #7

    Best Bus Driver Ever

    Hilariously savage burn with a bus driver screaming at a driver who tried to pass a school bus.

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    #8

    When Genetics Forget To Cooperate

    A hilariously savage burn as one person implies another was pushed in a wheelbarrow due to being an ugly baby.

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    #9

    LOL Ok Buddy, So How Exactly Does A Freezer Burn Things?

    A Reddit post about white flaky stuff on frozen strawberries receives a hilariously savage burn: Your second day on Earth will be less frightening.

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    #10

    A Person Who Thinks All The Time

    A screenshot of social media comments with a savage burn asking for someone who does think.

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    God Forbid A Girl Have Preferences

    A tweet sharing a hilariously savage burn where someone was called a non-profit organization for going home with ugly guys.

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    #12

    Its Like A Personal White Noise Generator In There

    A screenshot of a Twitter post with a hilarious burn: All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe.

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    #13

    Truly, A Way With Words

    A social media post about hilarious burns, featuring a man with an unusual beard and a comment about phantom pain.

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    #14

    Your Taste In Music

    A screenshot of a savage burn comment about why headphones are breaking, blaming bad taste in music.

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    #15

    Yeah, I See It

    A screenshot of a savage burn comment describing a man's expression as doing long division in his head.

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    #16

    Absolute Accurate

    A sign about paying for toppings, with a savage burn comment below it, providing hilarious burns.

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    #17

    Taking Out The Trash, One Search At A Time

    A hilariously savage burn, stating that Microsofts industrial waste is Bing search results.

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    #18

    Hm

    Bert in a YouTube video, with a savage comment comparing him to a beaver's evolutionary step.

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    #19

    No Mercy Wth 💀

    A screenshot of Opera GX and Microsoft Edge tweets, with an image of sad clowns, representing hilariously savage browser burns.

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    #20

    Finally Caught One In The Wild

    A four-panel image of Russell Brand making various facial expressions, a visual example of a hilarious savage burn.

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    #21

    Movie Review For “It Ends With Us”

    A movie review of It Ends with Us, part of a collection of savage burns that leaves people needing a doctor.

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    #22

    Hm

    A tweet with a savage burn asking about a man's primary vs secondary chin beard.

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    UnclePanda
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    18 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His neck looks like that standing dude's feet.

    #23

    Signed, Sealed, Delivered

    A tweet delivering a savage burn about the Spanish national anthem having no lyrics.

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    #24

    The Ugly Truth

    A Facebook post with a savage burn linking to a list of burn centers in the US.

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    #25

    A Neglected Hamsters

    A Neglected Hamsters

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    #26

    Had A Feeling There’d Be Strong Feelings About This Here

    A hilariously savage burn from Corinne Kaplan about Applebee's food being worse than being roofied.

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    #27

    Everything Else Is Wet Except For The Ladies

    Hilariously savage burn in a comment section, responding to a flood image in Austin.

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    #28

    Africans Have So Much Inspiration When It Comes To Insults

    Hilariously savage burn, a tweet stating, The reason you have a head is just for the separation of your ears.

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    #29

    Once You See It, You Can't Unsee

    A close-up of a man's eyebrow with a savage burn asking if a doctor signed his forehead.

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    #30

    Gta 5 Has Been Out For 13+ Years

    A Reddit exchange featuring a savage burn: There's been no improvements in over a decade?

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    #31

    Crazy Insult Found Under A Video Of A Blind Guy Reacting To A Comment Of Someone Saying He’s Faking Being Blind

    Hilariously savage burn about low IQ so devil could trip on it, people needed a doctor after.

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    #32

    I Can Hear The Sound

    Hilariously savage burn in a tweet after someone fell, comparing them to Sonic, people needed a doctor.

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    #33

    The Confidence With Which “If You Ever Feel Useless” Was Written Is Commendable Though

    A screenshot of a savage burn tweet about shampoo instructions and zero-shaped birthday candles.

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    #34

    Brother You’re Imprisoned By A Honda Accord

    A hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) comparing European and American travel freedom.

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    #35

    Predicting The Future Of Carbon Monoxide

    Hilariously savage burn: a Reddit comment suggesting someone needs to check their carbon monoxide detector.

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    #36

    10/10 For The Burn

    Reddit comments with a hilariously savage burn about a perfect 10 being a mirror reflection.

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    #37

    So Inspiring

    A social media post with a savage burn from a Syrian commenter responding to Kendall Jenner's Met Gala story.

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    #38

    Pride Month Won

    A hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) about Pride month winning against a defeated post.

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    #39

    Hm

    A YouTube screenshot with a hilarious savage burn comment describing Charlie as a homeless Pokemon trainer.

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    #40

    Groot Found The Poor Copper Of The Hitites

    A hilariously savage burn about a 400-year-old coin, implying the person spent 400 years looking for it.

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    #41

    Power Rangers Insult

    A screenshot showing a hilarious and savage burn comparing someone to Power Rangers shouting colors.

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    #42

    He Can't Even Win A War Against Algae

    An aerial photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with a savage burn about its green color from algae.

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    #43

    One Must Not Concern Oneself With Studying Women

    A hilariously savage tweet comparing two women, one with less makeup, and a comment about research priorities, showing a burn.

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    #44

    Media’s Selective Outrage

    A screenshot showing a hilarious and savage burn about corporate theft versus petty theft from the Gravel Institute.

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    #45

    Follow Me For More Dating Advice!

    A screenshot of a Reddit post and a savage burn comment about a new stepmom being younger than the poster.

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    #46

    Storm In A Utah Teacup

    A hilariously savage tweet by Reed Galen debunking Kelly Hoskins statement about taking Utah back, highlighting political burns.

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    #47

    First Comment That Didn't Have "Harry Potter" In It

    A young man playing guitar in a YouTube video, with a savage comment about his unchanging age.

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    #48

    It Could Be True

    A dating profile with a girl and a hilariously savage comment about her appearance below.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    18 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the best picture she could find?

    #49

    Don’t Be A Kevin

    A screenshot of a comment section with hilariously savage burns, including a user stating Kevin is as sharp as a marble.

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    #50

    Where My Hug At

    A Twitter screenshot showcasing two images of a triggerfish and a hilariously savage tweet commenting on its appearance.

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    #51

    He Looks Like He Could Smell The Future With That Beak

    A screenshot of a savage comment section where one user criticizes another's appearance, delivering a hilariously savage burn.

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    #52

    Color Pick And Get The Same Color Code

    A YouTube comment with a savage burn about a man's shirt matching his skin tone.

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    #53

    Mix It Up, Quick Mom Joke Here

    A text message exchange with a savage burn from 'Mom' saying 'I made you.'

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    #54

    Myspace Tom Gives A Well Deserved Response

    A screenshot of a savage burn on Twitter between Tom Anderson and Polo Tapia, part of 107 burns.

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    #55

    False Advertising

    A Twitter screenshot showing a hilarious burn between Old Spice and Taco Bell.

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    #56

    Epic

    A Twitter exchange between JJ and THE Grinch, featuring a savage burn about appearance.

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    #57

    Do You Miss Reading Foolishness In The Old And Now Buried Yahoo Answer?

    A Yahoo! Answers screenshot with a funny comeback to a sexist remark, one of 107 burns.

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    #58

    Hmm

    Hilariously savage burns in a tweet about filling the ocean with land for America, met with a sarcastic reply.

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    #59

    He's Wasting It

    Hilariously savage burns of a tweet showing a burger with onions, compared to Steve Harvey.

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    #60

    Not Exactly An Insult, But The "Basedest" Comment I've Have Saw

    A hilariously savage burn on Jack Black for being chosen to portray a square character.

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    #61

    Maybe He Should Tell His Family Now

    A hilariously savage burn about misspelling a in a math problem.

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    #62

    Bts Fans Dont Play

    A hilariously savage burn from a tweet, where someone says another person's a** is jealous of their mouth.

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    #63

    Creative Analogy In A Yelp Review

    Hilariously savage burn from a coffee shop review criticizing the barista's blank stare and bad espresso.

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    #64

    Bro's Living On Daily Rewards

    Two hilariously savage burns on a post about food: one comment states Ducks throw bread at bro, another says African kids donate to bro.

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    #65

    Cold Heart And Empty Brain

    A hilariously savage burn in a text message conversation, where one person says they'd live in the other's head for a lot of room.

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    #66

    Even His Hairline Got Commitment Issues

    A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where Wendy's delivers a savage burn about Josh McBride's hairline.

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    #67

    Digital Water Splash

    A Reddit comment delivering a hilarious burn: You deserve the digital equivalent of being sprayed with a water bottle.

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    #68

    Elegant Way Of Calling Someone Smelly, Although The Emojis Sort Of Spoil The Insult

    Hilariously savage burn on Twitter about a career and deodorant, so savage people needed a doctor.

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    #69

    The Accuracy Is Insane

    Hilariously savage burn on Twitter mocking a controversial statement with a 2-year-old's look, needing a doctor.

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    Tim Fawcett
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    5 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies of the world you know what you need to do!

    #70

    You Tea Towel

    A screenshot of social media comments about a savage burn referring to someone as a tea towel.

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    #71

    Animals Download Skills At Birth, Humans Still Buffering At 25

    A screenshot of two hilariously savage burns on X (formerly Twitter) about the capabilities of animal versus human babies.

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    #72

    Do They Know?

    A tweet from Young Conservatives about Party like it's 1928 with a hilariously savage burn.

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    #73

    The Audacity Of This Unelected Loser

    Elon Musk and Kelly A. deliver hilariously savage burns to Justin Trudeau on Twitter.

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    #74

    Now They Want Dei

    A screenshot of a hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) about inclusion during halftime.

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    #75

    Real Faith Punished

    A hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) contrasting fake and real Christians in the justice system.

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    #76

    School Choice

    A social media post featuring a savage burn from Brian Tyler Cohen to Governor Kevin Stitt about education rankings.

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    #77

    Brett Favre Is That Rich Guy Who Stole From Welfare

    A screenshot of a savage burn on Twitter, where a user questions Brett Favre about stolen welfare funds.

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    #78

    Being A Good Guy Is Not Good Either

    A screenshot of a hilariously savage burn on Twitter, where someone is devastated their decision was respected.

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    #79

    Dad Giving His Son Some Subtle Hints

    A screenshot of a dad's Spotify playlist for his kid, featuring several songs that sound like savage burns.

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    #80

    You Look Like A Memory

    A blurred image with a savage burn comment saying 'you look like a memory,' showcasing hilarious burns.

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    #81

    She Can't Handle A Booger Joke Become Real One!

    A meme showing a woman in a green snowsuit, with a savage burn caption comparing her to a Mucinex booger, for hilarious burns.

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    #82

    Clever Comeback

    A screenshot of a Twitter exchange showing hilarious burns from Atheist Quotes to a user about religious quotes.

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    #83

    The Activities Have Value Because A Human Perform Them

    A hilariously savage meme contrasting a critical man and a Bob Ross-like figure, illustrating hypocrisy in art evaluation.

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    #84

    A Bright Future Is In Store Here

    A hilariously savage tweet recounting a 12-year-old comedians burn to a heckling boy during a talent show.

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    #85

    May Be The Best Response Ive Ever Read

    A hilariously savage tweet exchange between Master Merk and Buff, showcasing a witty comeback about being fat.

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    #86

    That Must’ve Hurt

    A hilariously savage text exchange about dating app messages, showing burns and witty replies.

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    #87

    Hmm

    A screenshot showing a hilarious burn in the comments section of a news article about a Minnesota Republican and marriage.

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    #88

    Hmm

    A hilariously savage burn comparing a person to Chucky's non-binary child.

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    #89

    $800 Billion And Still Posting Like He's Unemployed

    Hilariously savage burn related to Elon Musk posting about AI girlfriends instead of having a Valentine's Day date.

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    #90

    A Strangely Accurate Description Of Dave Portnoy

    Hilariously savage burn comparing Dave Portnoy to Mark Zuckerberg's reflection, needing a doctor after.

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    #91

    Texas Teacher Controversy

    A social media post with a savage burn about a Texas teacher inviting ICE to raid their school, sparking outrage.

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    #92

    Ended By Community Notes

    A social media post with a savage burn as readers add context to JD Vance's claims about Canada and fentanyl.

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    #93

    We Need To Bust, Adam

    A screenshot of a hilarious burn comparing the Mythbusters hosts to an unfused Walter White.

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    #94

    Very Big If True

    A meme with a savage burn caption saying the people look like angry birds turned human, featuring hilarious burns.

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    #95

    Don’t Even Have To Open It To Know It Won’t Be Good

    A hilariously savage burn on lasagna with cheese, suggesting it has Kraft singles layered on top.

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    #96

    Randomized Character Having Mumble Rap Career Sim 2

    A hilariously savage burn on a man's appearance, comparing him to a randomized character or Adam Sandler.

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    #97

    New One For Me At Least

    A hilariously savage burn on Michael B. Jordan, calling him cute but lacking edge and looking responsible.

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    #98

    To Be A Catch

    A man with a beard and chain in a TikTok video, featuring a savage and funny comment.

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    #99

    Captain Holt Casually Dropping Bombs

    A meme with a woman saying Hello Raymond, surprised to see me? and a man replying Well, I didn't say bloody mary three times. So, yes, a hilariously savage burn.

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    #100

    Dave Chapelle And Joe Rogan

    Joe Rogan and a guest in a podcast studio, part of a collection of savage burns on social media.

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    #101

    Hmm

    A man with a prominent jawline holds a cheese grater to his face, a humorous visual for hilariously savage burns.

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    #102

    Worlds Greatest Comeback

    A blonde woman smiles, part of a social media burn where someone comments on her teeth and she hilariously retorts.

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    #103

    They Really Are Brave

    Hilariously savage burns of a YouTube video with dislikes for the Minecraft Movie teaser.

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    #104

    Sweet Cake Alabama

    A hilariously savage burn about a Confederate flag cake implying a couple are siblings.

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    #105

    Accurate Description Of Michael Cera

    A hilariously savage burn on Reddit, comparing a man to a Percocet-selling janitor.

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    #106

    She Saw The Opportunity And Took It!

    A social media post sharing a savage burn about a TV personality and a controversial salute, sparking a debate.

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    #107

    *in Joe Swanson's Voice* "Hey Peter"

    A meme with a savage burn comparing John Cena to Joe Swanson from Family Guy, delivering hilarious burns.

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