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How do you feel about classical art? Whether you take an annual trip to the Louvre or your idea of classical art is the paintings on the walls at your grandmother’s house, there’s no question that artists from hundreds of years ago were impressive. It is amazing how so many of their pieces stand the test of time and are still admired in museums around the globe by millions of visitors per year. But if you’re not a classical art fanatic, you might be wondering how any of these dusty, old paintings relate to you. 

Allow me to introduce you to the Classical Damn Instagram page. This account has gained a loyal following for taking classical pieces of art and captioning them with hilarious modern takes. The page is full of memes that comment on anything from current social issues to the absurdity of their paintings, and we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts down below to share with you all. So enjoy this list that might make you feel like you’re visiting the coolest art gallery in the world, and be sure to upvote the pics you find the funniest. Keep reading to also find an interview with J.T. Lanci, creator of the Véronais Art Blog, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more classical art memes, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Classical Damn right here.

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Jessi Lovely
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4 years ago

Hot 😏

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    General Anaesthesia
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    4 years ago

    Forty days and forty nights for ten commandments, that was a two-bit computer.

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    Jennik
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    4 years ago

    "You're on mute!"

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    JoyfulZebra
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    4 years ago

    Foreshadowing

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

    Party like you died in 1999!

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    Ladytron
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    4 years ago

    Haha as in relatable but not haha as in funny.

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    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I wanted to write "But they payed more taxes and couln't feed their family." and then realising things haven't changed all that much...

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    Peacemaker21
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    4 years ago

    Face the book!

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    Cindy Byers
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    4 years ago

    Wow. I have a very rare birthmark, and my mom had to go all the way to Yale to find out what it was. Yes, she did get to choose the name.

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    olx
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    4 years ago

    enjolrascore

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    Eastendbird
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    4 years ago (edited)

    "Mum, why are we so white?"

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago

    Weeping Angels' cooler cousins, Dancing Divas.

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    Fred Strauss
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    4 years ago

    Pretty accurate scenery.

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    Josurf
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    4 years ago

    Oh deer... are those fangs!?

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    Awkward lady
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    4 years ago

    Love this one!

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    4 years ago

    Just the other night I was watching a video on youtube from Jeff Dunham with Achmed, the dead terrorist... Now I hear "But we're all going to sit on the same side." in an Achmed kinda way and it makes it double hilarious ;p

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago

    Damn you fish

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    foofoofloofy
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    4 years ago

    All hail the cake! All hail the cake!

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    Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent️ she/her
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    4 years ago

    What do we say to the god of death?

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    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    When retired and living in Spain.... siesta! I love a good siesta at any time of the day ;)

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    Losferatu
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    4 years ago

    Lots of highly insecure men today

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    4 years ago

    Welll, it happens to most of the gods nowadays, so why not let Zeus have his moment ;)

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    4 years ago

    Me: I'll forgive you, person sitting in the booth next to mine, because you will have sinfull thoughts after when I told you about my night...

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    GettingCereal
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    4 years ago

    Okay, this one took me a few seconds but then xD

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    I went through menopause.

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    Melissa Johnson
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    4 years ago

    No joke. I used to play music while I did homework, and my untreated ADHD a$$ would be pirouetteing and leaping around my bedroom by the second song.

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    Having some precious alone time.

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    coconut <3
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    4 years ago

    truth

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    Tim
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    4 years ago

    I've always loved the differing amounts of effort between God and Adam in this painting. God is like reaching out with everything he's got and Adam is like... "meh, ok."

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    Cristina Díaz Sierra
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    4 years ago

    Saint Mark of the Face Book

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    coconut <3
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    4 years ago

    wow colours! hey look at this- oh. youre dead. nevermind

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    Kassiopeia
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    4 years ago

    Soldier on the floor:"push harder daddy~"

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    Asteríx Viking
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Someone forgot his pants and flashing everything.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    4 years ago

    For the lactose intolerant, it does the opposite

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    Nevergonnagiveyouup
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    4 years ago

    This looks like me on a monday

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    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dad looks a bit like Putin...

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    coconut <3
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    4 years ago

    how the turns have tabled

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    Sonia M
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    4 years ago

    Leonardo Dicaprio auditioning his next roll as god

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    Surprise!

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    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago

    THAT'S what they mean by "He has risen"?!?

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    Awkward lady
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    4 years ago

    Tish boom!

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    coconut <3
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    4 years ago

    thank you ;)

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

    The middle ages were lit!

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago

    The raw emotion... The pathos... 🤔

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    Mwahahaha!

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    Phyzzi
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    4 years ago

    From apes, not monkeys.

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    censorshipsucks
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    4 years ago

    *british museum

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    Vinay Pai
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    4 years ago

    "Why do you call me evil? All I've ever done is support you!!!"

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    Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent️ she/her
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    4 years ago

    Me. Right now. 3:53 a-f*cking-m in the morning.

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    Petite_Ravenclaw
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    4 years ago

    lol fr tho

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    Ladytron
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    4 years ago

    Yup. Or waiting to hear back after a job interview.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

    The multiverse of madness.

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    Melissa Smith
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    4 years ago

    Ben Affleck waking up from a bender again…

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    My Full Name Is Way Too Long
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    4 years ago

    Which is why the rum is always gone :).

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    That one creepy guy in the bar.

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    Shanaaia
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    4 years ago

    PDF is da new religion

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago

    It was always that friend…

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    Junior Farrell
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    4 years ago

    What is sleep paralysis?

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    Nadia D
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    4 years ago

    Not just "a date", a perfect date!

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    Melissa Smith
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    4 years ago

    Painted. Spotted. Hidden. Eggs.

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    What's up with his arm?

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    Chich
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    4 years ago

    Rarely on time. I will be late for my own funeral.

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    Biliegh Berrie
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    4 years ago

    Me

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    AniaSD
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    4 years ago

    It was much worse actually, I read about it. Absolutely terrifying. The doctor cut open the conscious patient while a group of really strong men were holding them down... the doctors were trained to operate really quickly.

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    Batgirl Kitty
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    4 years ago

    I’d much prefer t-rex

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    4 years ago

    Funny how you can crop a picture and all of a sudden the eye=poker is wearing a jeans coverall ;) 20220725_1...d01b97.jpg 20220725_102736-62de54bd01b97.jpg

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    Magpie
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    4 years ago

    That's actually a great painting of a baby. Remember the baaad paintings of babies?

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    Melissa Hart
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    4 years ago

    that's me

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    Codependent relationship.

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    Heiko Braun
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    4 years ago

    I say it with the mighty Metallica: Sad but true.

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    Melissa Smith
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    4 years ago

    Jesus is working for Verizon now?🤨

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago

    I swear if he came and Rick Roll us….

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    David Henry
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    4 years ago

    I just leave it up so I have a template to copy/paste and edit from next time.

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    4 years ago

    The look on that cats face though ;p

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    Chocolate llama
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    4 years ago

    Is it me or does "John" look like an ancestor of Mr. Bean?

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    Christof Irran
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    4 years ago

    What's that in millihelens?

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago

    Or multiple alarms in 30 minute intervals.

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    censorshipsucks
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    4 years ago

    The one i like is "let me in... what for... to save you... from what... from what I will do if you don't let me in"

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    You all dressed up and no one asks you to dance.

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    Ralica K.
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    4 years ago

    Taylor S. that you?

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    Yeah, blame the victim.

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    Squirrel Girl
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    4 years ago

    same tho

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    WordWeaver
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    4 years ago

    Not a love triangle.

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    Vinay Pai
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    4 years ago

    All his teeth are incisors.