40 Hilarious Christmas Tweets

Yes, and it was only through manipulation and brainwashing he came to conform.

cats google search = how to destroy decorated tree!!

What gifts? I'm only there for the free food.

Cute

This is the best thing I've seen all year.

this is so awesome

This should be much, much higher

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Thus Harry Potter is a Christmas movie.

I am impressed with what they could do to that excuse of a tree.

You better have thrown Charlie a damn clementine!

Such a horrible movie. The point of the story is that it is ok to bully, unless they're useful to you.

Great minds think alike

I guess if you wrap enough of it around the present it won't be THAT see-through 😂

Your chance to pay back the favor

That your weight loss program has worked.

Free the birbies!

i cannot put into words how much this cheered me up

Cute.

And Christmas itself is one of Freddy's drams..

Be gay, be merry!

I really like this stage

Bank account, I was thinking something else

Me too

The best Christmas present.

Lol this tradition was actually a marketing technique, it was never a real tradition to begin with. Someone just made it up to sell ornaments. Still a fun tradition though.

This is pretty much my husband. I handle the presents; he doesn't even know what he got them. Everyone is surprised Christmas morning.

🤣🤣

Now I've got an image in my mind of someone dunking their pizza in their milk. You've scarred me...

He was way ahead of his years with "A boy named Sue"

Yeti knows exactly what they are doing...

This year, my father said he is not getting any lights as he us too old for ladder and i missed all those years when i had to keep him off a ladder

You ruined the roast beast!

Alas, I won't get a heart attack trying to move my great-grandmother's old doll off the guest bed and accidentally pressing the button that makes it giggle this year... what a shame.

took me a second but was worth it

Even worse!

I'm ok with the birds and pretty much all the other gifts. But can someone explain to me the value of a Lord a Leaping.

Truly the story of my life. *cries in poverty

Accurate

This is frikkin cute.

My stepdaughter yelled at my stepson one year, "Don't you know she's a teacher!?!?!" In response to his list made up of things all over $500.

lol

The other adult version of Tetris is trying to fit everything in the car for a family driving holiday.

my kids don't like expensive advent calender. they didn't like the chocolate in there. they prefer the 99 cent one.

When I was a kid we were forced to unwrap the gifts VERY carefully, so the paper won't tear, and my gran folded it neatly and save for next year. It was such a strong habit that I am still unable to tear the paper open and I shiver when my kids do that, even though we throw the paper away everytime.

I will have a furry little Christmas with my four cats.

When I was a kid my mom decorated the inside to the Max to hide the dysfunction. It was a really good trick, and probably why Christmas brings back happy memories. Honestly, she tried

Go outside and "Jump in Muddy Puddles!'

all hail

YES.

I have questions...

These say: The Tooth Fairy; Brad Pitt's Oscar; Reverse Racism; My 4.0 GPA

True.

Parenting win.

Cats have horrible penmanship. No thumbs

Rudolph was a pregnant female reindeer

Evil and genius. But definitely traumatizing

I want a divorce. I know we've never met, but I want a divorce anyway.

Pretty much

Oof. I feel that.

lol

Their making you a mess for Christmas! They know how much you love to clean😋

Oh man; wouldn't that be nice.

"Beer delivery guy"? Do you live in Valhalla?