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Christmas day is a time for family, for friends, for unwrapping presents, and for eating way too much delicious food. But Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a hearty dose of laughter, and if your family takes the Christmas spirit way to seriously, we have got you covered! Take a look at the pictures below to get your fill of festive fun, the best Christmas-themed funny jokes, Christmas time laughs and everything in between.
Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection includes all the best jokes you'd expect in a holidays list. Crappy Christmas sweaters? Check. Cats attacking Christmas trees? Check. People replacing pictures of their sister with Vladimir Putin and them making a funny post out of it? Er...check. It's sure to get you all merry and jolly if you're not already feeling the vibe. Don't forget to vote for your favorite Christmas joke!
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Daniel Knapp 9 years ago
I can contribute here, this one is from Heidelberg, looking like thongs drying over the street... heidelberg...aac0c3.jpg 
Charles Laster 9 years ago
for those who have no sense of verbal irony, I say a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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glorytherainwing 6 years ago
at a thrift store. (btw its christmas so its time i look at funny christmas tumblr/snapchat posts)
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Chuck Bartowski 9 years ago
Reminds me of when a friend of mine rearranged "Believe" blocks to be "Be evil."
Veronique Anketier 9 years ago
As long as she doesn't realize it until she has printed the picture and proudly show it to her friends... haha XD
Mary Tonningsen 9 years ago
My nephew would switch around 'Santa' to spell 'Satan' and freak out his very religious (but drunk) grandmother, who thought it was switching all by itself! :)
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George Stapleton 9 years ago
"he's like" OMG! How am I going to fit all of him in my mouth!?!?
Careena Bruen 9 years ago
This is a win in every conceivable way. That dog is so damn happy that you can't help but feel the joy. I love this!
Susann Campbell 9 years ago
So when can I grab him and shake him up and throw him into the air?
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
judging by the family photos in the background, I'd say that assessment is accurate.
Shari H 9 years ago
My family made 8,857 Christmas cookies on Cookie Day this year. Last year we made 7,563. We have done this every year for 35+ years, and about 10 years ago we started counting. Cookie Day is a bigger holiday event for me than Christmas ever will be.
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Glydelle Alivio 9 years ago
Was about to try this but then i remember we dont have Christmas tree...
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Morgan the Manatee 9 years ago
when I scrolled down to this post this song started playing on Pandora. Talk about coincidences!
Daria B 9 years ago
This is no coincidence. Your whole life is a reality show. ^_-
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Victoria Hammond 9 years ago
Fake or not. Funny as f**k. Still giggling like I've glued my teacher to a chair.
anime girl 3 years ago
Once bitten and twice shy, IEKEEP MYDISTINS, but you still catch my eye, TELMY BABEDOYU recognize me? Well, ITSBINA YEERIT doesn’t surprise me, MARY KRISMIZ, I wrapped it up and sent it, WITHANOT ANSEND it, with a note saying ‘I love you’, IME NTID, now I know WATA FOLIV been, but if YUKISD MENOU, I know you’d fool me again…. Take it away, BP!
Wendy Miller 9 years ago
It's 12/26/16...given what happened yesterday the timing on me seeing this is eerie as f**k!!!
Ankita Pattanayak 9 years ago
The names have different meanings in native languages. But good one...
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Jennifer Tarnow 9 years ago
Aaaabsolutely true. Would love a pair of handknitted socks from my BF´s mum.
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phil trash #2 9 years ago
It took me a moment to realise that this WASN'T a severed toe whoops :P
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Victoria Hammond 9 years ago
Shopping would be easier and cheaper, just call Scotty for a quick exit.
Dre Mosley 6 years ago
I actually thought that's what it was until I looked closer and saw the tree.
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beebo is my child 9 years ago
My friend stabbed her tongue like that last year and it started bleeding
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Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's one...... Felize Boulevard..... It's real....LA...I-5.....
It's Caturday 9 years ago
Los Feliz blvd. I used to live there. Hipsterville!
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Talise Snyder 9 years ago
When I was in kindergarden, some kid discovered that they could sing Talise Navidad instead of Feliz Navidad and it made me really mad. Now I just laugh about it :)
Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
Think of the song Feliz Navidad....look it up and come back and look at the picture.
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Hey, my music teacher just mentioned this sign to me two days ago! He and I both love puns!
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Scott Williams 6 years ago
Not one of mine would let me do this without bloodshed, namely mine.
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Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
Dog: You too, can help save this family... Just 10 Bones a month can help....
Robert Morson 9 years ago
He made it better. Dogs always make it better, because humans are annoying. OK, almost always.
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Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
So true!!! We had a box that lasted 30 years! Duct tape...the trash bag you put around the duct taped box to keep the spiders out(never worked)...
Amanda Tumbaga 9 years ago
Ummmm....has someone been in our house? I'm not even kidding, looks identical to our box, same types of tape, same tree...everything. The ONLY difference is the green carpet rather than our nearly "white" carpet.
Michael Nugent 9 years ago
LMAO We put our tree in a bag and convinced my cousin it was a DB... (dead body)
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Kjorn 9 years ago
i love to wrap my gift, in a gift, in a gif, in a heavy box, in wrap tight with duck tape, in a box too... :-)
Audrey Tinsley 6 years ago
Kjorn you missed a step. In my family we also glue the paper to the box. Not often, just enough to keep them guessing.
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Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
i did it with my mother some years ago. got herself a cd packed in a plastic envelope packed in a bubble envelope packed in a square confetti box packed in a shoe box etc etc... up to a box more or less the size shown in the picture above. hilarious. she loved the cd but still insulted me hahaha
Wendy Miller 9 years ago
I just did this to my son...a mug...in a tampon box, in a pantie liner box. His cologne set was wrapped with a maxi pad bag before put in a box. Each layer had wrapping paper and lots of thick tape
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Sweep the Leg 9 years ago
The movie isn't as good as the Grinch Who Stole Grinch.
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George Medland 9 years ago
It's a line from the movie forgetting sarah marshal. Paul Rudd's character is a perpetually-high surf instructor who couldn't quite get the lyrics right. So he sang "oh the weather outside... is... weather!"
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Matthew Frink 9 years ago
Because your Christmas spirit is found with a mathematical equation where the input is the number of Santa hats you are wearing
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Patrycja Wyczesana 9 years ago
Ooh, I love it, so many presents to open! ;) And it's hilarious :)
Heini Ozor 9 years ago
I thought it's the parents whose child complained they never buy him anything...
Wendy Miller 9 years ago
Saw a YouTube video where friends did this to a guy...his living room, kitchen, with each individual thing in the fridge, utensils in drawers, inside of the over, you name it...all meticulously done. His reaction? This is sick! And you have too much time on your hands😂😂
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Cat Meow 9 years ago
Nah, the cat would jump off the chair right into the tree
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Connie Bonneville 9 years ago
Parenting Level... expert. And their house is so clean! Wait a minute... these people don't have kids.
Rylee Wolf 9 years ago
Nope! You can see a little building block in the bottom left.
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Maisa Chaves 9 years ago
if it wasn't for the note i wouldn't have noticed! and it creeped me out
Cacow The Soda 9 years ago
I have been staring at this thing forever and I just found the cat!
It's Caturday 9 years ago
Now I want a cat just so I could name her Hubert. What's with cats and trees, anyway?
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Catalina Ioan 9 years ago
"opossummypossum" has got to be *the* punniest and most delightfully referential username EVER! XD
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Judy Semmens 9 years ago
That's for Mary. How do you think she got over her labour pains so fast?
Steve Moore 9 years ago
Just something he found sitting around the flat ? It DOES look festive !
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Shari H 9 years ago
Agreed, I laughed at none. They were slightly amusing, but it was totally possible not to laugh. I guess we just have a less sophisticated sense of humor.
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Agreed, I laughed at none. They were slightly amusing, but it was totally possible not to laugh. I guess we just have a less sophisticated sense of humor.
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