You know how Christmas day is supposed to be the best day of the year? It seems that nothing could go wrong when you're spending some relaxing time with your family, unwrapping the many presents that you've got with your tummy stuffed with delicious foods. Well, as with everything in life, not even the Christmas spirit is safe from being ruined by some epic fails and turning into the worst day ever.
It turns out that Christmas is only merry until you sink your teeth into a soap lobster thinking it's chocolate. Or until you shatter your glass table and your entire dinner ends up on the floor. The beauty of the internet, however, is that no matter what kind of funny fails happen to you, no matter the bad luck that has been dealt for you, you can always browse it to find someone who's having it worse. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious photos of people who probably wish to forget their Christmas (or at least parts of it), and they will make yours look 10/10. So scroll down to check the merry people whose holidays turned into some sick Christmas jokes below!
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Thanks, Aunt!
My Parents Made My Wife A Stocking For Christmas
Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration
Well, There Goes Christmas Lunch
Merry Christmas
Starting Christmas On The Wrong Foot
Brand New Christmas Decorations, Dog Did Not Approve
The Holiday Season Means Bottomless Egg Nog
I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That
this is pretty normal here in Australia... especially if living in Queensland. Welcome!! ;) :D
They were everywhere when I lived in Sydney! Huntsmen didn't really bother me. The funnel web building a web on the sliding back door freaked me out though!!! lol
Load More Replies...It's just a Huntsman. They don't bite and generally enter our homes before a storm hits. More scared of us then we should be of it. :)
They actually DO bite!! lol My friend had one bite her face when she tried to swat it away in her sleep. At least she killed it right after. About a month later, I found one in my bedroom. Went to get bug spray & it was gone when I came back. Made sleeping difficult for awhile!!
Load More Replies...Yep! That's why I don't take my eyes off it and yell out for someone to help. And if you're home alone, you're pretty much screwed.
Load More Replies...When is the next plane out of here? Cuz I'm gone! Or maybe I can just ride that monster spider!!
I once saw a greater house spider in my basement and I screamed like a little girl. I'm sure if I saw that monster I would have s**t myself.
Summer in Australia. You know what, life in Australia. With me it's just, 'KIAHNA!! CAN YOU GET A BROOM PLEASE?' Spiders happen. No big deal.
A broom? Hell no! That spider will hold on to the bristles and then come down and kick your a*s for swatting it. Better yet, use a shovel!!! (and then set the house on fire)
Load More Replies...Dude hes outside dont freeak out ur fine if not grab a dam shoe and stop complaining
Did you stay after that, but be honest please ? I would leave at once - using broomstick preferably :)
Burn the house down. Those things fly and reproduce like.... Well.... Australian spiders
I can relate to this dude everyday, even after living in Australia for ages. Really isn't the worst Christmas, maybe cuz I'm used to it. Used to it, but doesn't mean it doesn't bother me >.<
The inside of the window, you say. I would be out of there so fast. Where you see one, there are more coming. They run fast but not as fast as I can.
I would ABSOLUTELY scream like a little girl...snakes don't bother me at all, but spiders and bugs...AWWWGGGHHHHh!
It's just a huntsman, they are pretty chill. I always name mine when they turn up.
I bet that spider was just as scared at you because you are 100 times his size.
I was just reading about spiders in Australia. I think this is a Funnel Spider. The legs alone can be 4 inches long. They hurt, but seldom kill.
Just cuz it's a big spider just make it any more aggressive than a small spider and believe it or not spiders don't just attack you if anything I think it's absolutely gorgeous to be able to see all of its detail in such a big image would be a treat for the eyes more than it should be a fear factor they're not going to bite you because they can I bet you if you poke it it would run away
My inner grammar Nazi just had a stroke. I'm not entirely certain if that was meant to be a never ending sentence, but I believe punctuation was invented to serve a purpose.
Load More Replies...This is Australia, mate. Some of the spiders can do ya as bad as the snakes. This spider is a Huntsman, which is harmless to humans, so no worries.
Load More Replies...Christmas Dinner Is Ruined
I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...
I am going to take a nap....... I am going to take a nap right here .....good night! said the ladder
My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom
Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally
I Ummmm... Uhhhhh... Merry Christmas!
I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas
What part of ""dog without supervision" don't you understand? A dog's gotta dog!
Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy
I Forgot About The Chicken
Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey
Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree
Let’s Skip Christmas This Year
Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess
Can't show the word... but can show "it".... oh the irony of bored panda.
Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present
It makes me want to cry when I saw this...I lost my sweet little Yorkie Jenna 14 months ago to epilepsy and she was just 7 years old. I miss her every day. What was your Mom thinking? She has to be on Santa's VERY naughty list.
Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well
Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha
So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door
Got A Eucalyptus Tree For Christmas
Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings
Enjoy Your Special Christmas Waffles, Kids!
My Christmas Present
That really sucks. I know it’s just material things, but I feel bad for that person. I bet they were really happy when they opened it.
Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work
One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...
My Parents Came Home To Their Christmas Tree This Morning
This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas
Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...
It will keep your money safe even after someone steals your wallet
Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready
Who makes a backup roast? "I had a feeling you'd break the oven, so I made one last night, just in case. We can have the one I was planning to cook in the New Year. Oh, and you're grounded, you little s**t."
My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree
Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It
Actually I've got exactly that same problem yesterday. Still waiting for the tire repair shop to open.
10 Foot Tall Christmas Tree Fell Over Today...
I've learned to anchor the tree on the sides as well, into a corner.. used to have 14' trees!
Glass Bomb
My Morning So Far:
slept in 30 minutes; discovered the coffee beans I bought with a Christmas gift card are decaf; then this happened when I tried to pour the beans back into the bag
Waited In A 2 Hour Line For This Pic
And for those that don't celebrate Christmas happy holidays to the rest of you
Load More Replies...I thought getting mostly clothes was sad on Christmas. I feel lucky now.
I’ve never understood why people have those glass tables. Every bad thing that happened is exactly why you shouldn’t have them!
had one when the kids were young; after it broke (NOT due to the kids...), never again.
Load More Replies...If you have kids and pets and bring a glass ball covered tree into the house thin it's kind of your own fault . Just calm down and clean it up .
What’s the worst gift you’ve ever recieved? My was obviously the tissues that my Grandma gave to me on my birthday. 12 PACKETS OF DISNEY TISSUES, so my family and I proceed to hide them in eachother’s rooms. My cousins and brother and I got tissues for Christmas. Absolutely wonderful.
from these posts we can tell that there's many dogs and cats hate Christmas tree
Pretty sure I'm having the worst Christmas. My dad died on Christmas Eve and my dog is getting put to sleep on Boxing Day...
I once worked on Christmas - voluntarily. But I was temping, and I got paid extra!
Load More Replies...How did this even happen?My biggest christmas disaster was my cat knocking plate with christmas sweets off table xD xD
It’ll be okay! At least everyone was celebrating and trying to have fun even if things went wrong. Merry Christmas everyone!
Pssh.. Just this morning when I was on my Christmas day hike. My car was broken into and both my purse and gym bag were stolen. So I spent the rest of this morning, on Christmas, canceling credit cards, going through fraud protection, filing insurance claims, and dealing with police reports. These photos are just inconvenient things that happen. Mine is humanity at its shittiest. Merry F*****g Christmas!! I hope humanity ends!! I win the worst Christmas contest this year.
For my Christmas my mom wouldn’t let her mom bring her dog (he had parasites and she (my mom) didn’t want her dogs to get parasites as well) so my grandma marched out, announced she wasn’t coming back, the jelly cake fell and was destroyed, and the cat broke 3 presents. Despite all that, we all had fun and enjoyed it. Family is better. I did feel sad about my grandma though :(
And for those that don't celebrate Christmas happy holidays to the rest of you
Load More Replies...I thought getting mostly clothes was sad on Christmas. I feel lucky now.
I’ve never understood why people have those glass tables. Every bad thing that happened is exactly why you shouldn’t have them!
had one when the kids were young; after it broke (NOT due to the kids...), never again.
Load More Replies...If you have kids and pets and bring a glass ball covered tree into the house thin it's kind of your own fault . Just calm down and clean it up .
What’s the worst gift you’ve ever recieved? My was obviously the tissues that my Grandma gave to me on my birthday. 12 PACKETS OF DISNEY TISSUES, so my family and I proceed to hide them in eachother’s rooms. My cousins and brother and I got tissues for Christmas. Absolutely wonderful.
from these posts we can tell that there's many dogs and cats hate Christmas tree
Pretty sure I'm having the worst Christmas. My dad died on Christmas Eve and my dog is getting put to sleep on Boxing Day...
I once worked on Christmas - voluntarily. But I was temping, and I got paid extra!
Load More Replies...How did this even happen?My biggest christmas disaster was my cat knocking plate with christmas sweets off table xD xD
It’ll be okay! At least everyone was celebrating and trying to have fun even if things went wrong. Merry Christmas everyone!
Pssh.. Just this morning when I was on my Christmas day hike. My car was broken into and both my purse and gym bag were stolen. So I spent the rest of this morning, on Christmas, canceling credit cards, going through fraud protection, filing insurance claims, and dealing with police reports. These photos are just inconvenient things that happen. Mine is humanity at its shittiest. Merry F*****g Christmas!! I hope humanity ends!! I win the worst Christmas contest this year.
For my Christmas my mom wouldn’t let her mom bring her dog (he had parasites and she (my mom) didn’t want her dogs to get parasites as well) so my grandma marched out, announced she wasn’t coming back, the jelly cake fell and was destroyed, and the cat broke 3 presents. Despite all that, we all had fun and enjoyed it. Family is better. I did feel sad about my grandma though :(