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Naming your company, shop, or brand experience is one of a kind. Just like a name for your child, it has to present it in the best possible light, attracting clients and claiming its presence in the vast sea of competitors. Unless you’re a British business, of course.

In that case, the punnier the better. We all know that British humor feels like a whole new language that never ceases to deliver a constant deadpan, and their punny shop names are the embodiment of it.

So Bored Panda has compiled a precious collection full of puntastic British shop and service names as seen on billboards, cars, and signs that will make you read twice, and thrice. Then cringe, and share with your friend.

Discover more in 43 Times British People Just Couldn't Resist Putting That Pun In Their Business Name

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Red locksmith van for Surelock Homes in Portsmouth with cartoon key logo and list of lock services displayed on window.

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    White van with a flooring business pun Lino Richie and slogan Hello is it me your looking floor British business name pun

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    Fish and chips takeaway named Frying Nemo with pun in British business name on a brick building facade.

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    Bored Panda reached out to Wayne Barber, who has been running the punny business social media channels on and off for years now. Wayne has been collecting the punniest business names for his Twitter account Punny Business.

    “Initially, it was great fun to try and find as many punny businesses as I could and once I’d built up my followers, they started finding them for me.”

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    However, Wayne said that over the course of a few years, he started seeing the same names used repeatedly all over the world and this “can get a little boring.” Yet, he still gets a thrill when he spots or is sent a new pun that he has never seen before, especially if it’s a hilarious one.

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    Pub front sign reading Tequila Mockingbird, an example of British pun business names on a city street.

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    British pun business name Thai-Tanic on traditional Thai take-away shopfront with images of Thai food on sign.

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    TreewiseMen tree services logo on a truck, showcasing a clever British business name pun in a street setting.

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    When it comes to exceptionally punny business names, Wayne gave some honorable mentions: “Much Ado About Muffin (a cake shop in Stockton upon Tees, UK), The Merchant of Tennis (sports shop in Toronto, Canada), Tan’in’Ere (Stayley Bridge, UK), and Ghost Bus Tours (Ghoulish Based Bud Tours across several UK cities).”

    But his hands-down favorite one is a play on words with a famous '90s song by a band called Cornershop. “It’s a small food van that serves hot breakfast sandwiches of sausage, bacon and egg, etc. that is located in a lay-by on the main road near my home town of Kingston upon Hull called Brimful of Rasher (a pun on the '90s song Brimful and Asher by Cornershop). It never fails to put a smile on my face.”

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    Shopfront of World of Woolcraft, a British punny business specializing in wool and knitted garments.

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    Car with pun business name Harris on Ford, a classic British punny business specializing in Ford repairs and servicing.

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    Ice cream trailer in the UK with the pun business name the Rolling Cones and soft whip ice cream signs.

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    Wayne also believes that puns and humor can give passersby a good laugh the whole world over, and it’s not just in Britain. “I truly believe that it can help make a business instantly more memorable and it is more likely to tempt people in, especially if it’s a funny one."

    Especially if it conjures an absurd image “such as Brian Pickles Lawn Movers or the RSPCA Animal Rescue Charity shop in Bury, UK having the slogan Helping Bury Animals.” Wayne concluded that “it all leads to these businesses being talked about and gets some form of free advertising.”

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    Chalkboard sign punning on Game of Thrones with a breakfast theme and the phrase Game of Scones.

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    #11

    Shopfront of Vlad The Inhaler, a British business with a punny name specializing in e-cigarettes and e-liquids.

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    Spare tire cover showing a punny British business name for pet sitting on a car, featuring dog and cat silhouettes.

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    Shopfront of punny British restaurant Jamaican Me Hungry serving Caribbean cuisine with Jamaican flags outside on a city street.

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    #14

    Hairdresser shop named Jack the Clipper showcasing British pun in business name on a London street.

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    #15

    Seafood stall with punny business name Shrimply The Best, showcasing British people’s love for puns in business names.

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    Shopfront of British greengrocers named Melon Cauli, showcasing pun business names that British people find irresistible.

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    Exterior of British Hairways gents hairdressing lounge with matching branded car showing pun business name.

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    #18

    Nomino’s pun business name on red shop sign with a woman and motorcycle outside a British street scene.

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    #19

    White van parked outdoors featuring a British business name pun Back to the Fuchsia with floral graphics and contact info.

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    Fish and chips shop Oh My Cod pun business name visible through rain-speckled vehicle window in Britain.

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    Shopfront of Planet of the Grapes wine and spirits store, showcasing a pun business name by British people.

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    #22

    Two British pun-themed business storefronts next to each other with bikes parked outside on the street.

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    #23

    Shopfront of Florist Gump, a British punny business name, with pale green signage and floral-themed decorations.

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    Blue van with a pun business name MowsART offering classic garden maintenance, showcasing British pun business creativity.

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    Sign for Amy's Winehouse punny business offering champagne, wines, spirits, and beers from around the world on brick wall background.

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    #26

    A British fish and chips shop named A Fish Called Rhondda showcasing a pun in its business name.

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    #27

    Van with pun business name Chisel Me Timbers Joinery parked on street, showcasing British people’s pun in business name creativity.

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    Black food van named Planet of the Crepes with pun, serving customers on a street in Essex, showcasing British business name puns.

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    Van with a British pun business name Bin'N'Tonic offering bin pickup services parked on a street in front of residential buildings.

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    #30

    British food truck named Jason Donervan with pun business name serving kebabs, chicken, burgers, and chips at night.

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    #31

    Shopfront of Ayr Guitar, an example of British people’s pun in business names on a corner building with guitars on display.

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    Shop window of a British barber pun business named Jabba the Cutt with Star Wars themed logo and haircut chair inside.

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    White van with the pun business name Jean-Claude Van Man for local and international moves, showcasing British pun business names.

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    Van with British pun business name Bonnie Tilers, professional wall and floor tiler, contact numbers displayed on side.

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    Sign for a pun business named Bapman with a Batman figure, highlighting British people’s playful business name puns.

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    Blue van with a pun business name Bonnie Tiler offering wall and floor tiling, showcasing British pun business names.

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    Sign for a British pun business named Father Treads offering cheap tyres and car repairs with a tire-themed illustration.

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    Red brick fish and chips shop with pun business name Manchipster Plaice and traditional English fish and chips sign

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    Mobile food stall named Pie Sports Stews parked on a street, showcasing British pun in business name.

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