As a born and bred Englishman, it pains me to say that my homeland has given the world plenty of entertainment recently, and not in a good way. I am of course talking about our abysmal performance at Euro 2016. Oh yeah, and, you know, that whole Brexit thing...

Because of this, it's nice to find something aimed at the UK that a Brit can actually smile about. And Twitter account @britishreactions is that something. It's completely stereotypical, completely ridiculous and...well...completely accurate. More tea anybody?

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this, also because I'm a woman, I will decline the first offer, ask me again, and its on!

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"That's because you haven't got any" - Doctor "Oh...right" - You

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Norah Morris
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was about cereal for a second then I realized it was about tea

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Cherie
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... that describes me... 8-\

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Anya O
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and spending the whole winter saying it's meant to snow next week

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Mer
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...attempts to reattach arm and/or leg...

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Louise Linde
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on a bus heading into Newcastle City Centre. Pressed the bell to get off. Then the bus suddenly stopped on the Central Motorway. Too embarrassed and polite to tell the driver I wanted the next stop, I got off anyway and even thanked him!

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Amy McDonnell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Hands money over* "should be (states amount)"

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Amy Arney
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American, I hate this as well. Politeness is expected everywhere.

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Jace
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know everyone has a weirdism or three, but WTF?

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Chris Wilman
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaa! why do we do that? I can feel myself doing it just by reading it!

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Ian Cannon
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot Twist; Parcel was for next door, you accidentally cleaned the house.

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Florin Panaitescu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's actually perfect, because time goes by - it's about 6:48 (and 1 second, and 7 seconds, and so on and so forth)

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Jennie Lawson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i do this one all the time, the reactions are quite priceless

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Robyn Scott
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or at the Terminus for the last night bus ......

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Anya O
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's me! I normally just change my mind and say to everyone 'I think i'm going to make myself hot chocolate instead'

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Tim Douglass
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine, on being informed he had cancer: "Well, that's a bummer."

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Sandra Van Beusekom
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be my reaction, too.....and I'm not British.

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Carol Taylor
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my fav saying to cars sitting at GREEN lights is "what are you waiting for, a personal invitation..??"

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Luc Orient
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ever tried "standing mentally" ?

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? The snake? I don't get this. I presume they are 'you' and 'your best mate'.

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