30 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Brits Have Kept Their Sense Of Humor During The Quarantine

When I read this, I screamed for all the kid bitsXDXDXDXDXD

Good to see the daleks back. I will be upstairs if anyone needs me.

Maybe Londoners appreciate some peace and quiet and respect other people's need for peace and quiet by not starting a singalong

Yes please!

Look incredibly professional, exactly like Jamie Olivers

I think your daughter is faulty

We'll take a picture of you, doll....

Postmen appreciate a clean pair of knockers

Upvote for innovative name of dish

Please tell me you picked it up and gave her the apple back???

They love a good party. Been rapping in the streets too!

You're definitely going to want to defrost those first.

Also he wasn't alive during the blitz so maybe don't compare the current situation to stuff you haven't even experienced

Seriously, all i think nowadays is why dont we hav smart utensils that cook, clean and sort by themsleves. Why dont i hav a sepf cleaning house...why did we have to go to moon instead?

That's it....I'm starting my own podcast...sod off, Nicola!

I like the sheep in the playgrounds and on the children's roundabouts.

Tough times, tin tuna times!

Hahaha, too funny.

I am unusually nervous when i am on a video call, professional or ptherwise. I always lock myself in a room for such calls. If this happened with me, i would be very very disturbed for as long as i am going to see those people on call.

Trying to keep your distance in a busy park like that is just pointillist.

am i the only one that has seen this at least 70 times in different posts?

the Trojan Duck...what a lovely sight

Nah, not really

Finally, people are getting it.

Nobody is jealous, trust me.

In New Zealand, our Prime Minister announced that both the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are classified as Essential Workers providing Essential Services. Go Jacinda Arden!

covering comments i cant see unles si press something

Yes, it is, because people rub it for a living abnd thereby fear their financial downfall.

Is the bar okay? Does the entrance still work? Was any alcohol damaged?

I didn't get this message!! Gutted I missed vital news.

You can go anywhere after quarantine and get that I would say !

I am with her 100%. The children missing school seem so odd to me, bless them. School must be a thousand times better than it was when I went. I lived on a farm in the a**e end of nowhere and didn't see friends during holidays so social isolation was natural. I had to play with my siblings!!! Yikes.

I have two. Rich beyond measure.

I'd take the UK one any day over celebrities singing Imagine in their mansions

Liz loves lasagne! Lovely Lady!

It is more work than is necessary.

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The music video we needed today.

My Tesco delivery guy told me... groceries and up to date news bulletins. What service!

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Lol this is sooo true, I actually threw a mini lame party last weekz... only my friends showdop who are my 3 cats, 2 dogs and 6 people

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am i the only one confused on why KENTUCKY fried chicken is in Britain?

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To make banana bread, I would have to leave the house and go to the store to buy bananas. Also, I hate bananas and banana bread.

Gotcha! You, pole dancer! ;-)

I do! HA

Wish I could read it, anyone know what it says?

Lord, the whole point of this tweet is lost when you blur it. It says "You are hores"

In order to put it in the tub, I had to wash it, thereby contaminating my hands, but it was okay, because I washed my hands. Unfortunately, when I touched the taps to turn them on, I contaminated them, and after washing my hands, I contaminated my hands again when I touched the taps to turn them off. Oh, and everything in my house is contaminated and I've been unknowingly infected for weeks, because COVID-19 is like GLITTER!

Well, that IS in Essex.

This is what happens when you are an elitist snob who assumes you can't catch what the plebs get. I wish the nurses who cared for him had been the ones wearing the bin bags (but safe) instead of proper protective clothing but he will have had the best of everything and not seen the doctors, nurses and other hospital staff who are struggling.

Well, she trained you. And I'm sure, as every great teacher, her greatest accomplish is for you to be even better ;)

You trying to steel something inside that bottle! Why that odd look?!

Anyone?

Yep, you all could download Ver 2.20 later this year. You all got lot of space vacated by deleting ver1.19

Hahahaha~!!!!!

Did anyone do the clap for kids? Even the parents in my close WITH little kids didn't.