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Picture this: a massive nation filled with endless opportunities and freedom of speech where anything you can dream of is achievable. It’s the best country in the world! As long as you make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, you aren’t a minority, you manage to avoid gun violence, and you never have to go to the hospital, you’re going to live a wonderful life there!

Global opinion on the United States might be split, but there’s one thing we can all agree on: we enjoy poking fun at the country. So whether you live in the land of liberty and bleed red, white and blue or you’re a curious spectator from another country, enjoy this list we’ve gathered of some of the best down-home ‘Merica memes on the internet from the American Memes Facebook page. Then if you’re interested in even more content about the good old USA, we’ve got the perfect Bored Panda piece for you to read next right here.

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Marek Yanchurak
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sad part (well, all the parts are sad, honestly) is that easy access to preventative care significantly saves money over all. But, yay for free market capitalism make our healthcare sooo efficient...

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Whether you love it or hate it, the United States is hard to avoid. Being the third largest nation in the world based on landmass and population, the influence of the US reaches across the globe. Almost everyone knows who the president is at any given time (especially when they’re as outspoken as the last one was…), and millions of people who have never visited the country have an idea of the culture just from media exposure. Home to nearly 45 million immigrants, the US is also a cultural melting pot and a popular destination for international travel. It’s a global powerhouse in terms of the economy too, accounting for about one quarter of the world’s economic output.

And clearly, as the American Memes Facebook page shows, there is a global audience for making fun of the US. With over 550k followers, American Memes has uploaded over 600 photos sharing painfully true jokes about the United States. The topics of the memes cover anything ranging from health care to American sports, and sometimes they even include comparisons to other nations.    

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groan! Bad puns always get an upvote.

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you think USA is a developed country?? (just kidding!)

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    Part of the reason making fun of the United States is so easy is because of how much everyone knows about it. It’s a lot easier to make jokes about a loud and proud nation that's influence reaches the entire world than it is to make specific cultural jokes about smaller countries. But despite being an easy target, sometimes it feels like the US is just asking to be made fun of. Don’t get me wrong, I love certain things about it too. The city I grew up in is full of friendly people, and I’ve never had to pay to use a public restroom there. Also have you tried Tex-Mex? It’s incredible. But I can’t help but agree with some of the critiques people from around the world make about the US.

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    Of the many quirks of the US that people like to make fun of, one of the biggest is the culture of individualism. Americans tend to be taught that everyone is responsible for their own success and that they don't need to take care of or worry about anyone else. Contrary to nations like Sweden, where there is a cultural emphasis on equality and a lack of hierarchy, the US encourages individuals to boast and be proud of their accomplishments. Being "the best" is something to be proud of, and standing out is admired.  

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not my generation. I'm one of the gen x evidently that were educated under the Jimmy Carter era in that brief and shining moment of clear thought where the metric system was actually taught alongside the imperial. I would have preferred to have had more time with it, but hey a year is something. At least I get this . Okay. This is comparable to Florida folks wearing coats in 60 degree Fahrenheit, versus my Maine neighbors who moved to SC and would wash their car in shorts anytime the weather was above 40 degrees fahrenheit.

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    The American culture of individualism didn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing. In theory, it could motivate hard work and encourage everyone to do their best. But in reality, it creates a competitive culture where people tend to have little sympathy for others who are struggling. For example, some Americans look down on homeless people assuming they didn’t work hard enough to end up in their situation, and wealthy individuals aren’t typically concerned about the high health care rates because they have no problem paying their bills. The Pew Research Center even conducted a survey a few years ago to see just how individualistic Americans are. They found that 57% of Americans disagree that success in life is mostly determined by forces outside our control. To compare that to another powerful nation, only 31% of Germans thought the same. 73% of Americans also said that it is “very important to work hard to get ahead in life”.

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    Lucas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I've been bitten by some evil wee beastie on my hand and had a nasty localised allergic reaction and not gone to the doctors. Saw a pharmacist who gave me some over the counter meds and that did the job. A lot of things don't require a doctor, if unsure a pharmacist can be a good place to check.

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    Another interesting quirk about the US is how religious the nation is. Among the rest of the world, richer nations tend to be less religious, with fewer than 25% of the population saying religion plays a very important role in their lives in countries like Australia, Canada, Germany, France, Japan and Great Britain. However, in the United States, 54% of Americans consider religion to be very important. 53% of the US also said that “belief in God is a prerequisite for being moral and having good values”, compared to only 23% in Australia and 15% in France.

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    Americans also contradict the global trend on wealth of a nation compared to people’s positivity. The Pew Research Center explained that when interviewing participants for this survey, they asked everyone at the beginning how their day was going. They found that the participants most likely to say they were having a good day came from poorer nations like Nigeria, Colombia, Nicaragua and Kenya. Whereas less than 28% of participants from Germany, Spain, France and the UK had the same response. Meanwhile, 41% of Americans reported having a good day. Something about that individualistic culture really puts a smile on their faces I guess.  

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    JinxBox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you know you've been a jerk when you can't freely walk among your people 😉

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    Mohammad Ammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they love sticking their noses where they don't belong.

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    Something else the rest of the world loves to mock the US for is their health care system. Contrary to most other developed nations, the US does not have universal health care coverage or any uniform health system, and the rates for treatment tend to be much higher than in other comparable countries. In 2019, for example, the average American spent about $11,000 on health care, whereas the average Canadian spent only $5,418 and the average Brit spent $4,653. Dealing with complicated insurance policies varying widely between companies is another issue Americans have to face, but these high costs and hassles don’t even seem to be worth it. The US spends more money on healthcare than any other developed nation, but its health outcomes are not any better. For example, the US is on the lower end of life expectancy and safety during childbirth and the higher end of infant mortality rates and heart attack mortality compared to other wealthy nations. Why the system is this way is beyond me, but it certainly makes for good meme content.

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    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about how much I spent on my student loans!

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it right you can get married, own guns, join the army, drive, vote all before you are allowed to have an alcoholic drink?

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    Another aspect of American culture is the idea that “bigger is better”. This comes into play with elaborate displays of wealth like purchasing fancy cars and multi-million dollar mansions. But it also affects the way some Americans eat. According to Health Day, the standard American diet has increased by over 300 calories a day over the past 25 years. The US ranks twelfth in the world for obesity rates at the moment, with about 40% of the population being considered obese. There are many contributing factors to these rates including calorically-dense processed foods being less expensive than healthy foods, large portions of food, a culture that revolves around sitting in cars, and an overall lack of physical activity. And while the US isn’t the only nation in the world struggling with rising obesity rates, it certainly has become known for this issue.     

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Germans don't mess about.

    Maurettis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those brick houses don't mess around. You can find them anywhere in Europe

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    Janine B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget the Raufasertapete!

    RedRoses99
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the entire world of salamanders is a Raufasertapete

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    Aaricia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This in most of Europe, not just Germany. In the Netherlands it is concrete with wooden skeleton (older and/or cheap houses) or bricks with concrete skeletons (newer and/or more expensive houses)

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As we sometimes say in my country - "American houses are made of paper."

    MimSorensson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! Same here in Sweden! You can kill yourself on a wall here, easy!

    Jai Stewart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm UK, my walls are like Germany's.

    Rodrigo Agostinho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally every european house. and in the us its probably more expensive to have a small wood house than a brick house in heurope. and bether no termites

    praveen shahi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wanted to ask Are the walls of us really that fragile. Like here in india they are like quite strong and i thought that would be the way all around the world but damn us

    Nicola Dimigen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they are made out of stone, not drywall.

    Sam J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things aren't built to last anymore. Not in the US and not in Canada either.

    Maurettis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any European house, made of bricks will crash your hand if you attempt punching it

    Susan Widomski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have ceilings with the cottage cheese look.

    Floor V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like a wall, but my second job is a cheese grater.... Try me!

    Paul Z.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry wall is no wall. It's more of a fake-wall.

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only German walls. In general houses are build in EU with double brick walls.

    David Lawson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Australian walls too though, weak AF plasterboard.

    der sebbl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to answer @Kathryn First of all: I can hit my wall all that I want, my first won't punch a hole in it because it's build to last. Second: nothing crumbles from our walls since the "crumbly bits" are made from paper, that is glued to the wall (called tapete here)

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *punches wall here in America* my fingers ;-;

    Party Poison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought this was Trump's wall vs the Berlin wall.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    As if they are absolutely zero Germans who get drunk and pissed off and decide to punch the wall instead of someone’s face. Uh-huh. Sure. Well, here’s a question, Germany. We used to have the same kind of “popcorn” effect on our ceilings. We discovered it was f*****g impossible to keep clean without having thousand of little bits of the popcorning dislodge and rain down on us. So, if your walls actually look like that picture, basically having the same kind of textured “popcorn” design as our ceilings used to, how in the everloving fucketyfuck do you keep them clean? How do you keep from getting hurt if you trip and fall against the wall, because that stuff is rough and f*****g hurts if you run into it. Do you end up with a crapload of dislodged bits on the floor when you’re done like we used to—-before we came to our senses and went back to smooth ceilings?

    jimmy pop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what kind of cheap a*s fake copy of these wallpapers you have over there in the US but none of this ever happens here.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Screech!" The American Eagle flying over head carrying a flag.

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    And how could we discuss the United States without mentioning the elephant in the room: guns. While the topic of guns is extremely controversial and sensitive, it is worth mentioning because the gun ownership rates in the US are certainly unique to the country. For every 100 residents in America, there are over 120 guns. Yemen, the nation with the second highest gun ownership rates, doesn’t even come close, with only 52 firearms per 100 people. And after Yemen, no countries have over 40 guns per 100 residents. Sadly, the US also has to deal with the issues of mass shootings and school shootings more than any other nation, due to their lax gun control policies. These tragedies are certainly not a joking matter, but they are an unfortunate, unique facet of American culture.   

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the same in South Wales, UK , we have the bigger story ... it's just that the English Government forced us to stop talking in our own language to tell it

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    Saara-Elina Kaukiainen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's 32C. " All the Nordics: *even more screaming*

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    The American education system is yet another topic other countries tend to harp on. Americans are notorious for not being able to speak any other languages and for being comically bad at geography (even their own nation’s geography). For example, a 2019 survey testing Americans on geography, foreign policy and world demographics found that less than half of the participants could “identify Afghanistan as the country that provided al-Qaeda with safe haven prior to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, despite America having waged a war in Afghanistan due to this fact for nearly two decades”. And slightly over half of the respondents could locate Iraq on a map, even though 100k American soldiers were stationed there fifteen years ago. Less than 30% said they learned about foreign policy in school, and most of them could only answer about half of the questions correctly. Schools are lacking funding, and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find passionate and effective teachers because educators are often overworked and underpaid.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American elections are a vote between dumber and dumber, these days.

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    PCW10101
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish! So many 'final tours' don't bother coming to Oceania, its so upsetting.

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    Even though we all like to make fun of the US, there are certain achievements that the rest of the world can acknowledge. The Pew Research Center conducted a survey in the fall of 2021 to see how 17 other nations perceived the US, and the results weren’t all negative. Most respondents considered American technological achievements, entertainment, military and universities to be above average or the best in the world. American entertainment is particularly embraced by young people around the globe, with over 75% of respondents between the ages of 18-29 considering movies, music and television coming out of the US to be some of the best in the world. The majority of participants also said that they think the US government protects Americans’ personal freedoms and rated President Biden’s international policies positively. 

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    John Lun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an American loses argument. "We got freedoooom". Confused looking europeans, yes so have we.

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't understand the assignment

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    Every nation has its pros and cons, but as a country that tends to boast that it's the "best in the world", the United States deserves to be the butt of a few jokes. These memes are all in good fun, and we recognize that the US is a massive country full of a wide variety of individuals. Enjoy the rest of these pics, and don't forget to upvote all of your favorites. Then let us know in the comments what you think the best and worst parts of American culture are, whether you live in the US or you're an observer from the outside!

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    Raccoon Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing with the imperial system, is that I in practice think it makes more sense because I grew up with it. In theory, metric all the way

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to pay for an ambulance. Seriously? The USA is backwards with it's health care. Choose between necessary medical help or debt!

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    lenka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha. At least Emus are huge and have giant talons and are scary as f%$k when they are angry.

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    Thomas.Rudd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, oh. You are in trouble. (Also, was it on purpose Switzerland is on the goofy one?)

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    Sean Merchant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least SpaceX is actually used by NASA. Unlike Jeff Bezos and his big penis rocket for super rich tourists.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was an American culture thread? Also, you really need to come to England and have some proper English grub.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That's nothing! I live in Western Australia. From our state capital, (Perth) it takes over 15 hours just to drive over the border to our neighbouring state of South Australia!

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    Danish Dynomummy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in danish ... drumroll... fodbold (football)

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans build buildings with cardboard and glue...?

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    Aran Lindvail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cups in half a dozen different sizes in my kitchen. They are a ridiculous unit.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of the USA thinking they are "free" compared to the rest of the developed world.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The European one is probably healthier. And I would choose over the other option. And I do not even smoke or drink coffee.

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    SelkieBlackfysh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pff, not exactly true. They'll want you to fill out a paper so they can charge the hurt person thousands of dollars. If you're hurt they'll want you to fill it out too. Broke both arms and they wanted me to fill out paperwork before they'd help me out it was a joke.

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    Lyop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or did I just feel hotter looking at the second picture?!

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha the head on the cup aligns with the man standing in the bleachers

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the last vestiges of the worst of colonialism has to do with oil. We really need to divest ourselves of those incredibly racist attitudes. We also need to divest ourselves of our dependence on oil. OIL. IS. A. FINITE. RESOURCE!!! Only so many forests and dinosaurs died to create it and we’re now obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel for it—-pun intended—-because we have to drill deeper and more expensively to find it, and pump an increasingly dirty and low dried crude that costs an arm and a leg to clean and refine—-ending up with a mere fraction that’s usable afterward. Not to mention the issues of transporting it from the oil fields to the refineries—-train wreck = environmental disaster for the place it wrecks + biohazard for that place’s residents. And don’t get me started on oil companies wanting to foul the few pristine wildernesses still in existence, for no other reason than they think there’s oil there and want to do some filthy and permanently destructive drilling just have a look-see and maaaaybeee find a drop or two of oil. Switching to alternative sources will loosen Big Oil’s stranglehold on us, and finally level the energy playing field.

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one either. Would someone explain?

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    James Suttle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Scotland stumble in thinking it was an AA meeting?

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    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, the U.S. uses the metric system every day. All medication (except oral liquid) is measured in milligrams, all alcohol (except beer/malt liquor, and some wine) is sold in milliliters (or liters if you really like your Jack Daniels), even soda is sold in both ounces and liters. And, virtually all other consumables products (from milk, to bread, to paper towels) now show both imperial and metric quantities.

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's literally named after a German town.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they would stop unfairly stereotyping people. You want REAL gangsters? Just look to a certain political party’s elected reps. Just look at a past, very orange, president (who doesn’t deserve the capital P), his family, and his minions. Just look at billionaire CEOs with d**k rockets and children with weird names, just look at pharmaceutical companies (aka high power drug dealers), just look at insurance companies, just look at artificially created inflation, just look at company memos where the “suits” talk about ways to lower pay, instead of finding creative ways to raise true profits (not false ones). Lowering overhead is not making a profit, it’s only budgeting—-making a true profit is selling a fuckton of product and clearing a fuckton of cash after covering overhead and other expenses. Lowering overhead, a false profit, has been touted as profit for too long, and should be removed from the current false definition.

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    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always the option of googling Florida man to see if he's done something new

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    Ellen Ranks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average Russians do not read foreign news, they just get the state propaganda.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coalas? Is this a new species we do not know about?

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    Call my whatever.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you might be right but it's true I live in the US and I agree to all of this

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good stuff about the USA. Let's give them some love. They have some good scenery out in the wilds.

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    Helmut Kok
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that thing where the trow a ball at a man with a wodden stick and it's not Cricket?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK here. Can we have the rest of the world back please?

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    Jar of Pickles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not true, kids don't even ask their parents.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Americans don't speak English... I mean why doesn't he use the apples and pears?

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    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, let's give them some credit. With the current war in Ukraine and Russia making threats all over the place, let's admit we're glad the US is on our side.

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    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't point it out to them folks... though bet my comment will make zero sense in an hours time. 😝

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grimes is Canadian, and Elon Musk is South African. Not everything ridiculous is from the US.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's complicated." Hopefully, it will get less complicated once Erdogan is out of the picture...

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. All the stereotype boxes are ticked. 😏

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    Trond Øien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If capitalism wasn't a thing and somebody came up with the unregulated brute force capitalism we have today, they'd be put in a straight jacket and locked away for good.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, isn't it Roosevelt that's staring at Lincoln?

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    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo.... who is going to a doc for a normal cold?? Complications after a cold, like a chest infection or sinusitis that won't heal (get that a lot!) but not a normal cold.

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    Phendrena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for the French sticking their noses in, then you ungrateful colonialists wouldn't have won that war for independence.

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, sadly, there are a lot of people who think it's one country. See also: Africa.

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least two, if not all three predate England. The mile goes back at least to the ancient Romans, and the foot, I think at least to the ancient Greeks.

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    Claire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have always called it soccer in Australia, however we have been gradually changing the name to to football

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    Thomas.Rudd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders are tall i guess. What else has a lot of feet. Wait a second. Centipedes!?!?!?!?

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't pay attention to trains. And the rail travel infrastructure is proof of that.

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    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the UK, it’s around £9 average for a gallon here. I’ll let you convert that to dollars.

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago

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    Sorry, but the US is currently the largest oil producing nation (slightly out producing Russia and Saudi Arabia). For better or worse....

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    ._.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is supposed to mean that that much Russian currency is equal to $2.

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    N Gregory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be "heavy wheezing"? Dear lord that amount of cheese-like product cannot be good for anyone's health!

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some do teach a bit about taxes but it's relegated to students that are bad at traditional math (pretty much anything past algebra)

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the earth is flat bahahahahah

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    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of something even worse. banana and yellow curry.

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "veto" power in the Security Council is infuriating.

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And frankfurters were called freedom weenies?

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The difficulty is that the other option is to invade and start WWIII, and the US would then be called imperialist and told to stay out of world affairs. There is no easy solution here. Get involved and interfere with other countries? Or let a mad man slaughter innocent people? It puts Germany's invasion of Poland into perspective. Because everyone thinks he invaded that first, and no one remembers Czechoslovakia when he took that over and no one did a damn thing about it.

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    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, they need that money as Germany has no significant military forces to be speaking of 🙈🤷‍♀️ those times are long gone. Should anyone invade Germany at the moment, they prob wouldn't be able to do much against that 🙈

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being "illegal" before didn't do much to stop this piracy, though :D

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame about all that bird s**t on Meghans' shoulder said no one ever :D

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    Reenzy Bennington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also don't have Florida. You guys get all the fun headlines.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both small when compared to the size of Texas.

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    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me *drinks anything but water or sweet tea: wHy Is It SpIcY?!?!?

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking basketball, baseball or American football? Two are common elsewhere, now.

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    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunny in my wee corner right now. Also, there are actually parts of the US that get far more rain.

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    Fred the rat king
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we join them for free maids or imprison them for info?

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I want to buy something from the US I first have to Google with a calculator how big it actually is.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that trucker "revolution" fizzled out pretty quickly, LOL :D

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    N Gregory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognise most of the elements in this image, but the whole has escaped me completely. Anyone explain please?

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times do we have to say this - NATO wants to help, but without igniting a full-blown WW3.

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    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, don't understand this one.

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