Alcohol comes in many disguises. Sometimes it's your friend. Sometimes it's your enemy. Sometimes it's your dance partner and sometimes it's your partner in crime. But love it or hate it, there's no denying that alcohol has given us something to talk about - and something to laugh about - for as long as we've been drinking it. Take a look at this funny collection of tweets about alcohol compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. They'll make you laugh, regardless of whether you're drunk or not.

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Zoria Polunoczaja 2 years ago

Now it makes me wonder, too

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over opinionated 2 years ago

What if you don't drink or have kids... I'm in a very lonely group c.

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over opinionated 2 years ago

Lol that's funny

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over opinionated 2 years ago

That's on a t-shirt. I see it often.

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Pieter Markey 2 years ago

Depends on the story...

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Actually this only applies to dark beers, and the limit is 1 a day (equivalent of a glass of red wine a day), so it shouldn't result in liver damage.

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Luis Milian 2 years ago

and then Jesus turned water into wine. my Jesus

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Luis Milian 2 years ago

so far it has been my first words

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I think they can often be funny. Had a friend text me one time at 230 am and it just said "Hamburger" she has no recollection of it

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The Alchemist 2 years ago

Happiness while drinking is just borrowed from the next day.

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Hans 2 years ago

Probably for the driver? Nice guests!

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Lynn Lee 2 years ago

Yea

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

Or a Greek. I know this because I AM Greek haha

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Hans 2 years ago

Now this is a good one. Even though I would say people who think they are well-knowledged when it comes to whine but could not distinguish a white wine from vinegar if they did not see the bottle are the greateast.

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over opinionated 2 years ago

The homemade wine my grandfather makes seems to migrate around the family. It's probably the same one for years.

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The Alchemist 2 years ago

I am on a see food diet myself. I see it I eat it.

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Daria B 2 years ago

So... Hard to find the right one for you...? ♥

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Inurri 2 years ago

Yup. An empty wallet and a phone with an outbox full of texts to your ex.

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA I can relate to this. My mates had a gig and I got so drunk that I almost forgot to give the cab driver my address

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over opinionated 2 years ago

Not a connoisseur

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Naima Ivansdóttir 2 years ago

yes hahaha me

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

Too true

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Hans 2 years ago

At least remove the cap when trying to be funny.

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Hans 2 years ago

Well, then it would be a fifthathlon or something like that. But if you never did it, you will never know how damn awesome after a four hour competition the taste of a pizza and a beer will be. Besides, after that one beer you will feel like you had five and that on top of the existing euphorism.

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Hans 2 years ago

We had this 20s and 30s perspective here recently. This is pretty much the 20s perspective. The 30s would be "...a lot, but tasty one".

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Hans 2 years ago

On the line between "fun with alcohol" puns and glorifying alcoholism this is on the border...

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

They can! Compliments of BP: https://www.boredpanda.com/catnip-wine-for-cats-apollo-peak/

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Hans 2 years ago

Rather: Wine: Let's look deep into your soul...

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Allison 2 years ago

Feelings, definitely feelings...

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA been there before. It's all fun and games until you have to walk to the train and think, "shit, I'm SO hungover!" That was because a mate and I polished off an entire bottle of scotch at my cousins wedding.

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

Or, you're just in complete denial! haha

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

Either that, or they demand you hop into the damn trolley and push you into the supermarket. Yep, that's happened before :D

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frank0ys 2 years ago

...And I really sang it!

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

hahahahahaha me 100%

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Lucy Sharp 2 years ago

Lol been there and done that...then water suddenly becomes my new best friend :P

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Flora Polvado 2 years ago

When did Frieda Kahlo become a Disney princess?

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Kazzywazzy 2 years ago

That's Marina of Marina & the Diamonds!!!

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Allison 2 years ago

Lol

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Aurora albin 2 years ago

Dutchies uniteee

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