When you are little, flying is an awesome power possessed by superheroes. Now the idea of flying causes an involuntary groan. Everything about the experience is a hassle starting with taking off every item of clothing and jewelry but somehow still managing to set off the alarm. Then, being forced to throw away an expensive bottle of face wash because it's over the legal limit, and let's not forget endless flight delays. And if you're out of clever ideas on what to do when bored, the pain of it just triples.

But even with all the nonsense associated with flying, some smart people still manage to make the best out of a less than ideal situation. Bored Panda has rounded up a list of hilarious photos of clever people who are winning at life despite being stuck at the airport. These people go against the grain (or, more specifically, the rules of the moving walkway) and prove that not all heroes wear capes but instead, in one case, strategic joke penis aprons. From funny accidents to calculated pranks, this list has it all. Scroll down below for the full dose, and don't forget to upvote your favorite of these funny people!

#1

Flying Home For The Holidays Dressed To Surprise The Family. Before The Flight, I Met This Stranger At The Airport. Instant Best Friends

Flying Home For The Holidays Dressed To Surprise The Family. Before The Flight, I Met This Stranger At The Airport. Instant Best Friends

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Mickey
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are they still friends though?! Please please please.

Luisa Vasconcelos
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sense of humor? Must love this.😂😍

William Garrison
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever made the suits really needs to find these guys and put them to work.. I hardly ever wear a suit but damn if I don't want one.. I'd find a reason to wear it..

SBW71
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, what are the odds?

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    #2

    Just Another Baggage Claim At The Honululu Airport

    Just Another Baggage Claim At The Honululu Airport

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    Anouk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most wonderful thing I will see today

    Chris Pitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not expect to see anything like this today.

    Floor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he's like "oh wait..that's mine". As if it's just an ordinary gray suitcase

    Ilaria
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god....amazing. Just AMAZING

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    #3

    Oh No, Someone Spilled All Their Puppies

    Oh No, Someone Spilled All Their Puppies

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    キミ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their puppies' puppies!

    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd miss my flight....and the next one...and the next one!

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to travel - I'm going to insist on puppies on all my flights.

    mulk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutness overload! (dreaming about be on the same flight)

    Doggo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWW, THE LITTLE STUFFED ANIMALS ALONG SIDE THEM

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mop and bucket to terminal 34, please...

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    #4

    When A Ballet Troupe Has A Flight Delay

    When A Ballet Troupe Has A Flight Delay

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes a lovely change from people barging through because they're late.

    Lady A
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything is a barre when you dance =)

    Nadja Lambacher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original gif is longer and even more impressive: https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/nicebigheartedkouprey

    Jay Raman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha thanks for that. Love that they are just going back and forth being awesome.

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    Edi IP
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahhahahahaa smart and sporty hahahaha

    Hannah Ingram
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always liked watching male ballet dancers more than female ballet dancers

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    #5

    That's One Way To Have Fun At Work

    That's One Way To Have Fun At Work

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    Ayel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the dance move ♥

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five minutes later: 10 planes crashed into the terminal.

    Liszh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, if this is your job, you NEED to be doing this! Gets the job done with a little flair.

    Lynn Noyes
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    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But just what is he telling the pilot to do?

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever makes the day go by!

    Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old video, still funny.

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    #6

    During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5 Year Olds. He's The One For Me

    During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5 Year Olds. He's The One For Me

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    Mimis Nachbarin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when are Pixar movies only for kids??? Pixar Marahton? I AM SOOO IN!

    Pol Macqueron
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    7 years ago

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    What do kids even understand in Pixar movies? Up, Inside Out or even Toy Story 3 are definitely not kids movies

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    logical fallacy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is why wasn't everyone there? Don't tell me there's soemthing better to do for five hours in an airport.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks a bit crowded and perhaps few can go down so easily to floor level 🤔? And then again perhaps it didn’t occur to more people.

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    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised there aren't more adults.

    Dinetk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, definitely a keeper

    Carolina Vieira
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is more interested than most of the kids

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would not do the same?

    Beth McFadden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he were really the one, he'd have come and gotten you so you could watch.

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    #7

    While Boarding A Flight, An 8yr Old Ominously Told Me "I Left A Secret Agent To Watch You...". I Wasn't Sure What That Meant For The Next Two Hours Until Another Passenger Pointed This Out To Me

    While Boarding A Flight, An 8yr Old Ominously Told Me "I Left A Secret Agent To Watch You...". I Wasn't Sure What That Meant For The Next Two Hours Until Another Passenger Pointed This Out To Me

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    bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And clever. More clever than we can't ever think as adults.

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    William Garrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please tell me that toy solder is sitting on your desk.. It has to be, right..

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kids going to be an FBI Agent, when he grows up!!! Mark my words!!

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    #8

    At The Airport

    At The Airport

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have needed a choreographer!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys have a great sense of humour. They gave everyone a good laugh. Maybe even someone who was having a bad day.

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    Edi IP
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, they make delay more fun now hahahha

    SamDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boredom cured with creativity! Whats not to love?!

    Nini Meow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are going out of place

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    #9

    Saw This Pilot At The Airport, Yesterday

    Saw This Pilot At The Airport, Yesterday

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    Bambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's just having a laugh.. I might be wrong though..

    Hannah Ingram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or it's a blind passenger who decided to have fun and dress as a pilot to mess with people

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    Manyin Tom
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called blind flying, all pilots went through this training.

    Merilyn Horton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great sense of humour, he’s checking who noticed

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some blind people might be offended.. oh wait, right.

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Turbulences?" - "Nope, Blind Bop took over."

    Creed Crescent
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a blind guy dressed like a pilot, or a pilot pretending to be blind?

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought airline pilots were trained to be able to "fly blind" lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK. It doesn't have a white tip.

    Mice Black
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : "You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground!"

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    #10

    This Man Is An Everyday Hero, After Waiting For Our Bags At Heathrow Terminal 5 For 4 Hours The Only Person Who Was Still There Was A Pilot, Who Helped Over 300 People Get There Bags Back

    This Man Is An Everyday Hero, After Waiting For Our Bags At Heathrow Terminal 5 For 4 Hours The Only Person Who Was Still There Was A Pilot, Who Helped Over 300 People Get There Bags Back

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    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just can't help it, I know, I feel the same >_<

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    Beth McFadden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know what's extra classy about this? Flight crews stop getting paid when the plane lands. He's off the clock here.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo outside his range of responsibilities. This act reflects very positively on him, as a professional. Hopefully, his company employs many like him/provides a good work environment to encourage & reward such good customer care.

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    round of applause for this guy!

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    #11

    I Was Watching The Avengers On My Laptop At The Airport... This Was Happening Behind Me

    I Was Watching The Avengers On My Laptop At The Airport... This Was Happening Behind Me

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring Bluetooth headphones, kids! I would have invited them if they shared their sweets!

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have invited them and bought them sweets with their parents' permission of course.

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    Edi IP
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, did u invited them then?

    KTD
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Walther from Breaking Bad?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are probably very bored, and needed the distraction.

    Heather Vance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww that's cute. I would've put it on speaker and been like come on and put the lap top on the floor.

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude looks like the guy from Breaking Bad

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    #12

    Beastie Boys Getting A Hold Of The Gate Display Again

    Beastie Boys Getting A Hold Of The Gate Display Again

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    Anouk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I gigglesnorted

    Heather Vance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if my brother did this. Lol. He works Southwest and he's famous for getting on the PA throughout the WHOLE airport (not just the terminal) and doing hilarious "Pepsi commercials" and other shenanigans. He usually sends me vids. It's so hilarious.

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really have to stop reading these at work...

    sk84good
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on that flight! I remember that sign, lol

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    #13

    My Friend's Daughter Just Flew By Herself For The First Time. This Was How He Greeted Her At The Airport

    My Friend's Daughter Just Flew By Herself For The First Time. This Was How He Greeted Her At The Airport

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the dark side!

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks just the right age to die of embarrassment. Perfect dad joke.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that she knows "I am your father". So much dedication for a dad joke. Awsome. ♥

    Carol Harrison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several of us wore the gag nose and glasses combo to pick up someone from the airport. They'd just been visiting a man who wore glasses and had what looked like the fake nose. A good time was had by all.

    Marvel Monster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the dark side! We hope you enjoyed your flight!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope he's the right Rebecca's Father. She could end up going home with a complete stranger.

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    #14

    Never Lose Your Luggage Again

    Never Lose Your Luggage Again

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After having taken mine by mistake by some strangers and found it (them) bu pure luck, I drew a huge a*s cat on it. Seems like it worked.

    StrangeStars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol and my dirty mind read, "I drew a huge cat a*s on it" o_0

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    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Lord check out the socks with sandals.

    Echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry, but why are sandals and socks some kind of thing you are not supposed to do? People tell me it is some kind of problem when I do it. One of the best feelings is putting on a cool pair of socks and slip my feet into my Crocs. It just feels good and I don't get why it is so wrong to do.

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    bobbifein55
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know who makes that luggage!

    Julie Norton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else would claim that? LOL!

    Mairlady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea! I went on Amazon, and bought the ugliest red suitcase.

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    #15

    Found At Chicago O'Hare Airport

    Found At Chicago O'Hare Airport

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So polite. Hope people pay attention..!

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, shutz! I'll take my emergency elsewhere!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like somebody added the disclaimer after the fact.

    Luna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok,I shall refrain from having any type of "emergency" in this area... ;)

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to tell my daughter--No horse play on the weekend. Saturday's are NOT a good time to go to the ER!

    Ildiko Okido
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please use your cellphone instead"

    Sharon Attwood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to go to another emergency station to have your crisis?

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    #16

    So Apparently Snape Works At American Airlines

    So Apparently Snape Works At American Airlines

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    Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should hire trained staff :-) Now I understand why AA delivers your luggage with more than one day of delay...

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    #17

    So Much Grandad-Ness In One Photo

    So Much Grandad-Ness In One Photo

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    Bangearl Tongjub
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is wearing glasses with Magnifying glass just to be on phone

    Ms. Understood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we all just missed the suitcase ... ok.

    bee boop
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont worry, child, i saw the suitcase too. it's favulous

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    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dig the Psychedelic butterfly on the suitcase, man.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the magnifying glass. Where there's a will, there's a way. I see he still uses the same suitcase he bought in 1972.

    Jade Lynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn kids always on their cellphones :P

    Edi IP
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life is a journey not a destination...

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, they must be waiting for the plane to the yearly “Silver Head Convention in Miami 2019”!

    Kathy Cosentino Mayo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laugh. Someday not even the reading glasses may cut it for us.

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    #18

    Tried To Take A Selfie At JFK. Caught This Gem Before I Could Figure Out How To Reverse The Cam

    Tried To Take A Selfie At JFK. Caught This Gem Before I Could Figure Out How To Reverse The Cam

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    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go girl! She looks great, what a beautiful smile! 😄

    chaoskind ds
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♥ love this - somehow the most hardworking people are the ones who can find alot fun in the most simple things and laugh no matter what

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a cutie. More real than a Victoria's Secret model. Lol

    Carol Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to the lady for doing a job that's so necessary, but nobody wants to...

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so happy that someone wanted to take her picture

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    #19

    There Is A Wrong And A Right Way To Carry Your Beige Colored Neck Pillow Through The Airport

    There Is A Wrong And A Right Way To Carry Your Beige Colored Neck Pillow Through The Airport

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    Spinaap
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good it's at the back and not the front ...

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it could have worked in front to, higher up and with a little push-up 🤔

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    Elsie Collins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just can't help BUTT make ASSES of themselves in public!!!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any other color, but that.......

    Julia Gentzler Roark
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping no one is traveling with a Genoa sausage on her flight... Just saying...

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    #20

    When The Airport Doesn't Let You Bring Your Accordion As A Carry-On

    When The Airport Doesn't Let You Bring Your Accordion As A Carry-On

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    mbergen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever down voted you does not know Weird Al's songs very well.

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    Nikki D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand to see him sad : ( I wonder what's written on the white papers?

    Jonathan Simon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the lyrics to his song "Bob"...if you don't know it, go to Youtube & see why !.

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    Leslie Monroe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely Weird Al Yankovic.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheer up, Weird Al. You look so sad.

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    #21

    These Two Toddlers Who Had Never Met Before, But Decided To Hug It Out In The Middle Of An Airport Terminal

    These Two Toddlers Who Had Never Met Before, But Decided To Hug It Out In The Middle Of An Airport Terminal

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    Clare McDuff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hear the intro to Love Actually? No, YOU’RE crying.

    Cotton cloud
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was waiting outside an airport bathroom for my family, and this toddler was just walking along, holding her mom's hand. when she gets to where I'm sitting she just smiles and giggles and WALKS UP AND HUGS ME. OH MY GOD IT WAS SO CUTE.

    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love kids of this age. They don't hide how they feel and they're always up for meeting new friends.

    Randomcthulu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are her shoes? I know from experience that those floors are gross

    thepotatogirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caaaaann you feel... the loooove tonight...

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's stepping on her left foot no wonder she looks like she's crying

    Julia Gentzler Roark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually hear a song from the film "South Pacific", titled " "You've Got to Be Carefully Taught". If it's not familiar, Google the lyrics. You'll understand then.

    Happiness is Hippo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked up the lyrics, thank you for suggesting it - it really does fit!

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    Hanszl H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love is where You find it !!

    Patrisha Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were besties in their past life🥰

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    #22

    Seen At The Airport In Tel Aviv, Israel

    Seen At The Airport In Tel Aviv, Israel

    CANT_TRUST_HILLARY Report

    Denis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jew by day, stripper by night

    Morgan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that is what they wear under those coats

    Marilyn Slater
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how I wish they could have seen that photo...! :-D

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Being a Rabbi doesn't pay as well as it used too, and you need to have a night job.

    Joaika
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bout the guy on the right?

    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with the legs looks like Woody Harrelson from KingPin

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh, funny!” Took me a second to figure it out, but I got it finally!

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!! 😂😂😂 No, seriously someone ought to tell them. 😶

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDD

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    #23

    My Cousin Met A Victoria's Secret Model At The Airport. Perfect Day To Be Wearing That Shirt

    My Cousin Met A Victoria's Secret Model At The Airport. Perfect Day To Be Wearing That Shirt

    trolollies Report

    minerva15
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats actually a really gross shirt for a little boy to be wearing. "Sorry ladies, I only date models?" Who dresses their young boy like that?

    Notsoswift
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with a sense of humor. Sorry about your loss.

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    Abektx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's Rosie Huntington-Whitely...so she's a movie star as well as a model.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That name makes her sound like an heiress.

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    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL perfect timing!! That is way too funny. He'll be blown away by this when he's older

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i honestly have no comment. like haha its funny. but on the flipside thats actually pretty inappropriate

    Nancy Massi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley?

    N G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *usually airfix models

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    #24

    Airport Rowing

    Airport Rowing

    Patrick Schutz Report

    Brigitta Swart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until that conveyor eats their bums

    Emre
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the creativity and the illusion

    bobbifein55
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should meet the bicycle rider(s) that was posted earlier!!!

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love folks who don’t take life so seriously!! What fun!!!

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folks actually ENJOY LIFE!! Go get ‘em!! ❤️❤️❤️

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    #25

    Pooping At The Airport When

    Pooping At The Airport When

    boyofbrass Report

    Floor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally burst out laughing and accidentally fart because of it

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't he from the post about obnoxious doggos? Won't let his owner go to the NATO alone?

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    #26

    My Friend Is A Pilot, He Said When They Get Bored They Have Water Gun Fights

    My Friend Is A Pilot, He Said When They Get Bored They Have Water Gun Fights

    CanadianBacon9001 Report

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t have to be a pilot to have water gun fights you know... 😉

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably need the exercise. They sit for hours during the flights.

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you see the surgeons...

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    #27

    This Dad Tiring His Kid Out Before The Flight Is My New Hero

    This Dad Tiring His Kid Out Before The Flight Is My New Hero

    itsLiiGHTz Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids 101: the more tired, the moanier. If he falls asleep is a gamble...

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice idea... mouahahahahaha

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should offer "kiddy tranquilizers" to parents when they board. Save everyone's nerves.

    #28

    Friend Discovered His Doppleganger At The Airport Today. Neither Were Pleased

    Friend Discovered His Doppleganger At The Airport Today. Neither Were Pleased

    apollodeen Report

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he's upset; the one in the foreground didn't read the memo about parting his hair on the left.

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that bloke in the background...scary as

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I am just hanging out for the day I meet my doppelgänger

    Bradley Roon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually when in WVa i met a young black man who was 2 yrs older than i. He married 2 years before i. He had two boys - both 2 years older than each of my 2 boys and both sets18 months apart. He started the Martial arts 2 years before i did and started with Isshinryu Karate as did i. We both had to stop after a few months. We both started non-tournament style Chinese Kenpo - him 2 years before me. We both then studied Phillipino Escrima - him 2 years before me.... We saw each other one time after that - i lived 3 miles in the backwoods and he worked for the power company reading meters - and we just smiled and knew everything was cool with each other....

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tune it tonight at 10 to see Who Wore it Better!

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? They are both nice!

    GiantSpaceTiger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k or fight? You know the rules! Choose!

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well actually there were six all the same and the mom and dad had to give them all away to different homes for sanity reasons. They still hate each other.

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    #29

    Why It Takes So Long For Your Luggage To Arrive

    Why It Takes So Long For Your Luggage To Arrive

    Koric5733 Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most impressive part of that flip is the complete non-reaction from the players.

    Lola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do the right thing. I just have a feeling they do that with luggage too. I got mine back completely destroyed last year.

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guys. I'm sure they are actually waiting for our luggage to come...

    yoyo3841
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats actually really impressive

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a lot of standing about too!

    hayis4horses xx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was expecting ya'll to be like "that is disgraceful! shouldn't be messing on the job!" or something stupid like that

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    #30

    A Friend Came Across This At London Heathrow Airport

    A Friend Came Across This At London Heathrow Airport

    MrPrestige Report

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they get just their feet polished or all of their armour?

    Claire A.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they also had a Dalek polishing station, it's only fair.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be a nightmare getting them through Security.

    Tom Witkowski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "PLEASE DELETE THE DIRT FROM MY FEET."

    Heidi Freeman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant - should be upvoted much higher!

    MN Free Spirit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly think I would run away, nope nope nope!

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    #31

    Someone Checked In A Stick At The Airport

    Someone Checked In A Stick At The Airport

    knand542 Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same thing. Walking in Jordan, got a lovely stick to help me in the steep cliffs of Petra. It followed me to Kerash, Amman, Wadi Rum...and couldnt make myself leave it behind. It now goes with me during laponian hikes ☺️

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gandalf the Grey wasn't allowed to carry his staff on board. They saw the movie and now know it's not 'An old mans walking stick'..

    classicgoldrush
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that's a pretty nice stick.

    panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Harry Potter s wand

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "Plank" cousin (Ed Edd +Eddy)

    Denis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a good boye traveling. Nice!

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Calling Mr. Olivander: Please collect your wand making supplies from the conveyor belt."

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    #32

    Napping On A Suitcase

    Napping On A Suitcase

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some leash their kids, others are just great parents by making the best of the stressful airport experience!

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd sleep as sound

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread that as you wished you’d sleep around.☺️

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    Ivy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I did this when I was little

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t se a sleeping child, I see a bored child that’s in the “why aren’t we there yet???”-mood. An a father that is doing his best to get there.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just got one at the duty free store...wouldn't fit in our luggage though...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would just drag my kid like this. Wouldn't that hurt her feet? It reminds me of those people in Walmart dragging their kids along on a basket or electric cart.

    borklaser
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids are having the time of their lives.

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    #33

    This Guy At The Airport Looked So Much Like Charles Darwin That I Didn't Even Take His Picture... My Camera Just Naturally Selected Him

    This Guy At The Airport Looked So Much Like Charles Darwin That I Didn't Even Take His Picture... My Camera Just Naturally Selected Him

    hamdui Report

    Liszh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! The picture isn't great but the caption makes it amazing.

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    natural selection. this. this is getting my upvote

    Jessica Cole
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to upvote just purely for that pun.

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which airport was it??? And when??? He looks EXACTLY like my favorite English teacher from my senior year of high school, Mr. Handicott. I ask, because if it’s the right airport, it might actually be him. He always told our class, before the class bell had rung, about all of his trips around the world, so if it was the one of the airports he went to, it really and truly might be him.

    Huh wha?
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to up vote this more

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's actually one of the dopplegangers from above. His flight was REALLY delayed.

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    #34

    He's Just Unlucky I Guess

    He's Just Unlucky I Guess

    oPHILcial Report

    Den Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Sikh people so much

    Rich Auntie Skeleton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're always so positive and good natured. I've never met one that put me in a bad mood or didn't make me feel welcome.

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was a Sikh I'd probably get a shirt that says "People don't know I'm not Muslim".

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me really sad. He has classand humor for a situation the rest of us simply cannot fathom, being profiled literally everywhere he goes. 😐

    Andre McCluney
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The rest of us"? Black ppl know all about this 😂😂😂

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    Nataliia Portillo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wear that shirt to every airport and if I got "randomly searched" I'd have my friend take a picture of TSA whilst asking them to autograph the shirt lmao

    Sandra Hill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s alright. I am as white as a ghost and always get tested for explosive material.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! It's not a racial thing in my case, maybe I just look shady.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least racism is equally spread across America. Shitheads.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that just about covers every state in mainland U.S.A.

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    #35

    My Dad Bumped Into His Dadppelgänger At The Airport In Newark

    My Dad Bumped Into His Dadppelgänger At The Airport In Newark

    notevenbro Report

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was meant to mean people that look the same?

    Gina Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct. That's what it is supposed to mean.

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    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One shirt looks very new while the other have been washed a couple of times. It must be a bestseller somewhere...🤔

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    #36

    My Brother At Bishkek Airport, Kyrgyzstan. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

    My Brother At Bishkek Airport, Kyrgyzstan. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

    Freak913 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know the surgery is done so quickly now.

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on which direction you're going.

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    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing if you're not the right gender according to your passport.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expected to see a longer line.

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sex change to go" .... well it sure beats "Coffee to go" :P ...whatever will they think of next?

    Vid Omahen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you seen the back room? :-)

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One never knows...

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    #37

    I Was Stuck On An Airplane For 4 Hours Waiting To Take Off (Cancelled Flight). This Kept Me Entertained For About 10 Minutes

    I Was Stuck On An Airplane For 4 Hours Waiting To Take Off (Cancelled Flight). This Kept Me Entertained For About 10 Minutes

    toothball Report

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did you do for the other 230 minutes?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see why the flight was cancelled.

    Sandra Simpson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and his friends did something like this back in the 60s.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am puzzeld... how did he make eyes, noze and smile without stepping closer?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That much snow? I'd be ok with returning to the gate!!!

    Evelyn King
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I worked at an airport and had down time I would do this to, it sucks to have to wait a long time for the plane to take off!

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    #38

    This Generation And Their God Damn Cell Phones

    This Generation And Their God Damn Cell Phones

    Tamerkattan4real Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God damn "Centenarian"!

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better, they're all talking to each other.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey. I'm 64 and just last week got my very first cell phone. When I texted my son, he couldn't believe it, ha ha.

    Hanszl H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got my first at 79 .... - effing useless rubbish !!!

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    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise they'd be hiding behind a magazine...same story, different word holder...

    Sabal Minor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are like this everywhere. Nobody has to make eye contact anymore or just be on the moment. Depressing but smartphones have many benefits! Must be a happy balance as with everything.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops in L.A. say there are more elderlies getting stopped for texting/talking and driving than youngins lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone has a cell phone nowadays.

    Danny Root
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't had one since 2010 and my girlfriend hasn't for 2 years now. They're not as essential as people make them out to be.

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    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can confirm. whenever I'm out with my parents they always whip their bloody phones out

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Tiny Dynamine I still call it a cellphone, and I’m in 20s...

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    #39

    Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport

    Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport

    aannggeellll Report

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so John Connor and gang didn't succeed after all.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They reached a diplomatic agreement with the robots. ^_-

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    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else bothered that there are 2 knots in that charging cord? That's how you damage your cord dude!!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same lady that BP did an article on a while back? People were being rude to her.

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luke, I am your Father (probably wrong arm, but couldn't resist).

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is Angel Giuffria, and she's a woman.

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    #40

    With The Help Of ARFF Paramedics, Service Dog Eleanor Rigby Delivered 8 Puppies In The Middle Of Tampa International Airport

    With The Help Of ARFF Paramedics, Service Dog Eleanor Rigby Delivered 8 Puppies In The Middle Of Tampa International Airport

    FlyTPA Report

    Llews Art
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why do you bring you obviously very pregnant dog to the airport? I'd love to know the story behind this one.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your service dog pregnant? That sounds like a breach of protocol.

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    MEB
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Golden retriever gave birth to 8 puppies almost 14 years ago (one of which is snoring on her doggy bed as I write this!). The whole thing looked nothing like what I've seen on those pictures and the ones on the article referenced by a previous poster. A birthing process involves A LOT of bolily fluids, which I don't see any there. Plus, newborn puppies look nothing like that : they are wet, tinier than these ones, and they don't have hair on their ears yet). These puppies look to me like they are at least a few days old, if not 1-2 weeks old. I smell a PR stunt here...

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the reason the rest of us traveling with pets is having a tougher time traveling. Why someone would bring a dog ready to give birth to the airport is confusing at best.

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A service dog, pregnant? And travelling? Hhmmmm

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why service dog having puppies that too at airport?

    Claire A.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the other service doggo staying nearby. Dad maybe?

    Laura Lawson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do a lot of these posters think service dogs come from? The service dog fairy?? Organisations like Seeing Eye Dogs, etc select excellent service dogs to breed (hopefully)more excellent puppies. They are responsibly bred & have limited litters. But they are still service dogs, and like the story outlines, she delivered earlier than anyone expected.

    Evelyn King
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other dog is laying with it! <3

    lunanoir69
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all of you that don't require a service dog, just FEEL LUCKY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A DISABILITY AND STOP JUDGING THIS PERSON!!!!!!!

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    #41

    My Friend Who Is In The Marines Had His Little Brother Pick Him Up At The Airport. This Is What He Was Wearing

    My Friend Who Is In The Marines Had His Little Brother Pick Him Up At The Airport. This Is What He Was Wearing

    nach0_ch33ze Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's trying to tell him something

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's rockin' it!

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    best way to make sure you're never asked again!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he's never going to ask to be picked up by him anymore.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? It looks like it’s the big brother behind the camera and the little one is posing, smiling. Bet the big brother loved the prank!

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    Anouk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not disturbing in any way at all.....

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha... Good sense of humour...

    Alexandra de Kiewit
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the comments that assume he is gay are so judgmental... Is like saying a girl is a sex worker because she wear sexy clothes.

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    #42

    This Is How My Friend's Dad Greeted Her At The Airport Yesterday. Best Dad Ever

    This Is How My Friend's Dad Greeted Her At The Airport Yesterday. Best Dad Ever

    rhapsodyinpoo Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missed National Margarita Day! Rats.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need a Dad like that.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she’s coming for a holiday visit or have had a long, tough flight either way her dad is supportive. ❤️

    bobbifein55
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They let him bring all that into the airport? Of course, I’m jealous, but I am amazed. Did anyone buy a margarita from him?

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would he be open to adoption? I can try living on margaritas...

    Annamay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Someone pick me up that way! Please!

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see a business start-up

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    #43

    When Benches Are Too Hard To Sleep On At The Airport

    When Benches Are Too Hard To Sleep On At The Airport

    gilear Report

    Giulia Betke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did they get the hammock to stay up there?

    bobbifein55
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t be able to find two columns close enough to do this!!!! But that’s my usual luck!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda brilliant. I hope they let it stay up.

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what you call "truly prepared"

    Gregg Pentecost
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pod People a la "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" or "The Puppet Masters"?

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    #44

    Apparently Booked A Business Trip On A Furry Flight. I’m The Only Non-Furry

    Apparently Booked A Business Trip On A Furry Flight. I’m The Only Non-Furry

    CleanAxe Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a flight almost cancelled because of strike, but the the airline quickly had a holiday carrier operate it. "Welcome to Sun Air, your holiday is just arround tge corne. Hello especially to the small ones." exclaimed the super excited stewardess. Stares from people on board: suits, laptop bags, not a single kid, flying from rainy metropolis to foggy metropolis...

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd appreciate that, some of us are really short! XD

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    Claire Hoyt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whos a furry, and they're awesome. Like everything in life, and every community, there are some bad eggs, but most are alright.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were on their way to Midwest Furfest.

    d r e a m w o r l d
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you accidentally went to heaven, dude. This is beautiful.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they made them take their heads off at Security. Could be a bunch of Terrorists for all we know! Lol

    PixelWolf 011
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, something mentions furries and there's only one hate comment(even then it just looks like they're scared of mascots or something)...that's a first.

    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are all these humanoid cats going?!

    Liza Sutherland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha...airport security must have been fun!

    Gregg Pentecost
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a flight we took to San Francisco. Figured something was up in SF when the flight was full of guys in leather. It was the Folsom Street Fair that weekend :-)

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means you get exclusive petting rights...

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    #45

    That Moment When You Can Tell That A Couple Will Be Together Forever

    That Moment When You Can Tell That A Couple Will Be Together Forever

    mxweas Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In biology this is called symbiosis!

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow seats without armrest at a airport :O

    J Doe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shes online increasing life insurance before she smothers him...

    Amber Cook
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my husband and I would look.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or just long enough to get to their destination...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you know the guy lost hope about a week after getting married.

    #46

    Seattle And Portland Have Nothing On The Nashville Airport Forrest Gump

    Seattle And Portland Have Nothing On The Nashville Airport Forrest Gump

    brimstn Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He left his box of chocolates at home. Or he already ate them.....

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    Patrisha Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is on the other guys face?, the guy next to him in the orange shirt?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama says you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes

    makenzie stephenson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something jump up and bit right in the buttocs

    bobbifein55
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name’s Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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    #47

    Business Casual

    Business Casual

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    Bambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that warning sign.

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me sir, we need to check if you have a weapon hidden in your pants." "Aw yeah, you can bet I have, and it's a big one!"

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    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was nice that he put on his best pair of pink panties.

    Brandon Ruiz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL this the San Diego International Airport. I used to travel through that exact gate many a time for work. That's not me in the picture.

    Gabby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isn't even at the front of the line yet...

    Thomas Duncan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they asked him to remove his socks.

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 remove all excess clothing...! Crying right now.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Security check...Please, no jokes" XD

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laugh all you want but this is smart. This way, he doesn't have to take off his belt or worry about setting off the metal detector.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ready for security check!

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    #48

    My Dad Dressed Up As Buddy The Elf To Pick Me Up From The Airport

    My Dad Dressed Up As Buddy The Elf To Pick Me Up From The Airport

    siwangmu Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does he look tiny on that escalator?

    Kata Stropha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is robin hood outfit https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-208de4d082f31586e0387a19493a50be-c

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are probably a woman, Am I right?

    Liszh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaahahahahaha I am crying!

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    #49

    Who Needs A Longer Cable?

    Who Needs A Longer Cable?

    numberoneus Report

    notanoob332
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid"

    Andrew Blair
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they even put the outlet up there?

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever installed was someone who needs to get put on the “They had ONE job list”...

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you are discharged" got a whole new meaning.

    Denis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proper use of "multifunctional head"

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    #50

    This Is Why You Don't Fall Asleep In An Airport

    This Is Why You Don't Fall Asleep In An Airport

    Scooby303 Report

    Lila Launehase
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D double points if this is a total stranger :D

    EmpireStrikesHard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quadruple points if this was a stranger, woke up, saw all the stickers, says to the girls "please continue", and goes back to sleep.

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you have kids. The rest of us fall asleep and get our things pinched!

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd be worried about falling asleep. And my kids getting pinched.

    Morgan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be all pretty when he wakes up

    Fay Ratta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the weirdest dream that ants were crawling on my arms and (looks down) AAAAHHHHH!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope are at least his kids,or not, but he have sense of humor.

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Elsie Collins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLOLOLOL!!!! Next the lipstick!!!!!

    StrangeStars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you DO fall asleep in an airport! :P

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're occupied and not bored.

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    #51

    Lost A Bet And Had To Go Through Airport Security Dressed As A Dinosaur. TSA Said I Looked Cute

    Lost A Bet And Had To Go Through Airport Security Dressed As A Dinosaur. TSA Said I Looked Cute

    kauffj Report

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another excuse to wear a onesie.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably gave them a good laugh. Their job must get awfully boring and stressful.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can show your face, no belts and shoes, perfect!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A face like that could get away with anything!

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man is so good loking in my opinion that I would not have noticed the dino suit. 😉

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    #52

    Fake Power Outlet Sticker At The Airport Prank

    Fake Power Outlet Sticker At The Airport Prank

    Jay Karl's Hidden Camera & Practical Jokes Report

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the prank. Next time I travel I know what to take with me.

    Gellert panda Grindelwald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/search?q=fake+power+outlet&rlz=1CAEVJI_enUS969&oq=fake+power+outlet&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30l5.21882j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on#:~:text=Fake%20Wall%20Outlet%20Sticker%20%7C%20Electrical%20Plug%20Sticker%20%2D%20Amazon%20...

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must look pretty convincing. He just keeps trying. This one doesn't work? Let me try the other one.

    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid tried the plug for an inordinate amount of time.

    Anita Rapp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pretend to just finish using it and then peel it off and take it with me.

    bobbifein55
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta remember that one for long waits!

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    #53

    I Was At The Airport Awhile Back When I Saw This. The Dad Was Walking Back And Forth While His Daughter Kept Laughing The Whole Time

    I Was At The Airport Awhile Back When I Saw This. The Dad Was Walking Back And Forth While His Daughter Kept Laughing The Whole Time

    MitchesBeCrazy Report

    Nataliia Portillo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their clothes match... that's adorable.

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like their coordinated outfits =)

    Lola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pippi Longstockings!!!

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is dad was pretending to have lost the girl which is why he was walking up and Dow in ‘search’ of her.

    SacredPistachio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude can rock some pretty intensely coloured shorts :D.

    joe Shmoe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    red shorts blue shirt. google it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanging on for dear life! Lol

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    #54

    British Combat The Snow With Professionalism And Efficiency

    British Combat The Snow With Professionalism And Efficiency

    _I_HATE_MYSELF_ Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One level up from making yellow snow.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My psychic powers tell me that someone got fired for this! Lol

    minerva15
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty big boner, considering the cold.

    Annamay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my granddaughter said she found the British stuffy!

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    #55

    My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture

    My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture

    mblonsk Report

    Notsoswift
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like candy and bad coffee ..............I'm Wonka Sanka!

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's already been said, but: cool mom!

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Mom knew who that was? Great mom!

    Ethan Mally
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you not see where his water bottle is?????

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    #56

    That Time I Saw Someone Try To Smuggle 50 Boxes Of Cookies Out Of The Orlando Airport And Was Treated Like A Drug Lord

    That Time I Saw Someone Try To Smuggle 50 Boxes Of Cookies Out Of The Orlando Airport And Was Treated Like A Drug Lord

    Moviebrainrot Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we need to sample those, Sir" - "with the drug scanner?" - "We are not so well equipped, Sir. Nom nom nom nom..."

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am afraid we have to confisticate these sir. They are too delicious.

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    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Marshmallow Fluff got confiscated :(

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once bought a box of Rum Fudge before leaving Jamaica and had it in my carry-on. X-ray only saw an impenetrable block. Longest delay of my life, almost missed our flight and was surrounded by guards carrying A-Ks...also the scariest delay of my life. The X-ray couldn't 'see' through the cookies and so they had to be inspected. Luckily, it looks like it's an American airport...

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me, too. Airport security couldn't believe that I had filled my giant bag with Oreos. Well, what can I say......I'm addicted

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Now I can stop getting the blame!

    Lee Maidana Kuhl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “As we inspect these, please wait as a TSA agent has gone to retrieve some milk. Thank you for your patience.”

    Laura Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Searching Cookie Monster’s belongings because he’s supposed to be more a of a vegetable monster now.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took Timtams from Australia into the UK; I declared it but they were fine with it. Can u not do this in the USA?

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! I was at the Orlando airport and the family in front of us held up the line because they had a bunch of snacks, Oreos, Doritos, etc. In individual serving bags. They were a pretty big group, so it wasn't weird why they would have a lot of snacks. Is there are thing about snacks in Orlando???

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cookie sniffer dog is out sick today. That means we'll have to open each and every package.

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    #57

    That's A Long Time To Wait For Your Luggage

    That's A Long Time To Wait For Your Luggage

    Hdg56 Report

    bobbifein55
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your service, Soldier!

    Shion Ryan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Christian Isenbort
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you wait 458 dayes for your suitcases???

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you sir, for your work, and you ma'am, for your patience...

    Pilar Eichmüller-Duran
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 thats-a-long-time-to-wait-for-your-luggage

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait...when did the air force deployments start being 15 months? i remember them being 6-12 months last time i deployed.

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually i wonder if he was in tech school for his job :-)

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    #58

    Hipsters These Days... Just Your Typical Day In A Seattle Airport

    Hipsters These Days... Just Your Typical Day In A Seattle Airport

    nrubin999 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably from Apple, probably with a proprietary interface to the iPhone. Die I mentiom the USD 35 extra cable?

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And add the costs of the i-Bicolor-ribbon... Where can I find it? I must have it!

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dorky for the sake of dorky...and then showing off.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, sometimes I use American typewriter font!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about kickin' it old school!

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    #59

    Rough Day For A Mom At The Airport

    Rough Day For A Mom At The Airport

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    Nicola Thorburn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great idea. Kid can walk "by myself like a big kid" but still be safely tethered to Mum or Dad. Also good for kids and adults really far on the Autism Spectrum if they can't handle physical contact

    Jenna Bois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! There was a little boy in my daughter's class this year on the spectrum who wore a leash. Im all for whatever is best to keep kids safe.

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    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents had to leash me as a child in the late 70's. I used to run off and greet any animal, pet or wild, I just needed to meet them all. If I wasn't leashed, my parents said I likely wouldn't have made it here today, I'd be off living in the forest with a raccoon.

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she is about to do some kickass ninja move with nun chucks

    Allison G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always on a leash because 1) I had a habit of getting distracted and wandering off and getting lost 2) my mom was always concerned that if you're holding your child's hand that means the kid is keeping his/her little arm up in the air and it'll get painful after a while and 3) I was so much prettier than the other kids someone was going to steal me (I looked like a groundhog). I think they're great! I worked at a museum with kids and so many times saw attentive parents look away for two seconds and their child was suddenly on the other side of the museum heading up the stairs!

    C C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who judge leashes have never had a "runner". Mine used to take off like a bat out of hell, used to call him Meatloaf lol

    Louplou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got four kids, two of whom were never interested in taking off, one who was very keen (and swift) at running off and my youngest loved having his safety strap attached to us both as it made HIM feel safer in big crowds. Judge away peeps, all my babies have been kept safe throughout that difficult early years period & I have no regrets.

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get one of those double dog leashes so you only have one handle to hold.

    Morgan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor thing needs help

    S. Kay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a harness and leash when I was a toddler. I loved it. My arm didn't get tired, and I never had to worry about losing track of mommy.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tie them both together so one can't go anywhere without the other.

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    #60

    What Happens When Your Carryon Is Over The Weight Limit

    What Happens When Your Carryon Is Over The Weight Limit

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    Shevell Ganz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem solvers, good job boys!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I move it from my carryon to my body it'll be less weight??

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an airplane Captain's hat?

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    #61

    A Mennonite And A Buddhist Monk... Both On Cellphones At The Airport. You Can't Make This Stuff Up

    A Mennonite And A Buddhist Monk... Both On Cellphones At The Airport. You Can't Make This Stuff Up

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    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Mennonite and a Buddhist Monk walk into an airport...stop me if you've heard this one!

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so y'all know...Mennonites use technology, drive cars, etc. As do Buddhists. There's actually nothing weird about this photo, except these people are wear different clothes and are more dedicated to their religion than you.

    Hemrich Gundesalf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True... but I'm still waiting for the punch-line... ;D

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago

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    bring me an Amish!

    #62

    Guy Looks Exactly Like The Woman's Laptop Sticker

    Guy Looks Exactly Like The Woman's Laptop Sticker

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    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they are together and it's his laptop...

    Bambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they're a couple..

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a feeling they're probably together.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's a DJ, and that is his logo.

    #63

    Staying At The Airport Overnight, You're Doing It Right

    Staying At The Airport Overnight, You're Doing It Right

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    Me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once did this at a french train station...we woke up from the laughter of two policemen who told us we couldn't stay

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sky harbor airport in Phoenix. A good airport. I had to camp out in the Delta terminal of LAX... it is now my personal hell

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you manage to get that on the plane? Lol

    #64

    As I Was Waiting To Pick Up My Luggage From The Airport

    As I Was Waiting To Pick Up My Luggage From The Airport

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    lotte hoi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u must go though the protector of all things to get your luggage

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baggages shall not pass...until they are carefully inspected by GANDALF THE WIZARD CAT!!!!

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    bobbifein55
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! Someone let the cat out of the bag big time!!!

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay that's insane. Now I'm worried lol

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it riding up the ramp? Cuz that's awesome!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think think that cute, furry, li'l black and white bag is mine.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy..that Cat bag looks very life like...LOL

    Susan Mesick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're giving your luggage a CAT scan.

    parakeet feet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must defeat the final boss before getting your loot

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    #65

    Told Gramps It Would Be Easier To Use A Wheelchair To Get Thru The Airport

    Told Gramps It Would Be Easier To Use A Wheelchair To Get Thru The Airport

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    Patrisha Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this very much, can somebody please tell me this guy is not making fun of people with wheelchairs if so I find it offensive to my dad whose not with us anymore.

    #66

    On A Recent Trip To Taipei, A Friend Captured This In The Security Line

    On A Recent Trip To Taipei, A Friend Captured This In The Security Line

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been many stories about people making jokes at airport security and then finding themselves in trouble. I don't think I'd risk it.

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As another post (currently above) about a sign stated, they DO NOT take it as a joke.

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    Tor Rolf Strøm
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About ten years ago at Heathrow I think, my little brother (10) had a cap on, with his name on it and a picture of a tiny gun. He was told to take it off.

    Mark Erwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she may not be aware of the meaning of the prints in her bag.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just begging for trouble. Not the least bit funny at an Airport.

    Kesyra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of a silly move since the airport security will need to take it seriously in most places even if they can be 99% sure it's a joke. Time and place for everything.

    SashaAlexandra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year one indian called one girl a "sex bomb" at the Denpasar airport and got into big trouble missing his flight. #metoo at work:)

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do this with TSA you will stay somewhat longer...

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's an idiot. Airport security makes it very clear that all "jokes" of this nature will be taken seriously. I imagine she was pulled aside shortly after this photo was taken.

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    #67

    Saw Christopher Walken At The Airport Today

    Saw Christopher Walken At The Airport Today

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    Claire A.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's just seen the edge of the universe.

    Romina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he packed his weapon of choice

    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks scared sh!tless! I know he always has "that" look, but he looks genuinely terrified!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's badly in need of some sleep. Or something.

    Alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can blow wit' this Or you can blow wit' that

    Lyn Anslow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's his "Don't even THINK about asking for my autograph" expression.

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    #68

    We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don't Normally Dress This Way)

    We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don't Normally Dress This Way)

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy should have worn denim cut offs with those suspenders.

    Basil
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom's (?) look is my favorite. The intensity really sells it. She looks like she collects real born dolls in that outfit.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad you specify you don't.

    Ethan Mally
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they probably bought it, duuuuuh!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you from Czar, Alberta?

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brandene! Fetch me ma greetin' trousers!

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming that's a Simpsons joke, you're a little too far south, and in the wrong country either way

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    Christopher Field
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edmontonians have a great sense of humour :)

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you all had a fun time. What a great family.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hit the thrift stores and stole that sign from the guy on the corner.

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    #69

    Saw This Father & Daughter Sleeping In The Airport And All I Could Think Was, "Genetics"

    Saw This Father & Daughter Sleeping In The Airport And All I Could Think Was, "Genetics"

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    Den Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm suddenly glad I never go anywhere. Traveling looks very exhausting.

    Lola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t know what you’re missing.

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    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You thought "genetics" and I thought "adenoids."

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You thought "genetics' and I thought "adenoids."

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very long trip. Cute photo though

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the famous italian showman Paolo Bonolis just behind

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your next thought was "It is perfectly fine to post a photo of a strangers child online"? Rude!

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    #70

    It Now Makes Sense Why My Flight Was Delayed

    It Now Makes Sense Why My Flight Was Delayed

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    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious: how do you know that

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    Shawn Ruester
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen airport employees grilling out before and when I asked about it out of curiosity they said it was employee appreciation day.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to place an order....

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cuz the steaks aren't done yet, and Fred went out for more BBQ sauce.

    Uschikey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sowas passiert auch nur in Deutschland - haha

    David KH Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's emergency generator of working morales

    De Wil
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no we dont have delta fingers

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    #71

    My Buddy Spotted This Guy At The Airport On The Moving Walkway, Sitting In A Chair, Eating McDonalds While Catching Pokemon

    My Buddy Spotted This Guy At The Airport On The Moving Walkway, Sitting In A Chair, Eating McDonalds While Catching Pokemon

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, like that he has the drink on the hand rail.

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like America in a picture...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you ride the automatic moving sidewalk if you're a rebel at heart - And hungry.

    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sits where it says to stand. What a rebel this guy is.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have to stand! I'm a rebel and you don't get to tell me what to do!

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added to "Photos of USA". (For reference, the Toronto and Winnipeg airports, in Ontario and Manitoba, respectively, don't have McDonalds, Winnipeg has a Starbucks, a Stella's, which is a generic sitdown restaurant, and a few others, plus Tim Hortons, but no McDonalds)

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    #72

    Woman At Dulles Security Line, Unable To Carry Her Plastic Handle Of Smirnoff Vodka Through Security, Is Currently Drinking It In Line And Offering Swigs To Other Passengers. It's 7:30 Am And TSA Is Not Amused

    Woman At Dulles Security Line, Unable To Carry Her Plastic Handle Of Smirnoff Vodka Through Security, Is Currently Drinking It In Line And Offering Swigs To Other Passengers. It's 7:30 Am And TSA Is Not Amused

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    Anouk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, my husband and I were travelling back from Hungary by coach. It was a long journey and we were sitting next to a young journalist who had 'slightly' over-purchased his allowance of cigarettes and palinka. We had to consume all the excess before we reached border control. 40 cigarettes and a litre of palinka each - at 3am. Not the breakfast of champions by any means.

    Rose Marie Schaer-Wade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were VERY dedicated to sacrifice your body like that!

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    DforDorothy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that at 10am once with a 200ml but favoured vodka, guards were laughing, I was praying not not To miss the gate- missed the Gate, got on plane somehow and passed out.

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a moron. Everyone knows the 3 oz limit. That's why you buy a dozen of those mini bottles and stick them in a quart ziploc. Sail right thru security, and then have your drunk a*s end up on CNN for making the plane turn around.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she isn't going to just throw it in the garbage!

    Neal Evans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TSA not amused as they won't be getting their greedy hands on it

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    #73

    Sushi At The Airport

    Sushi At The Airport

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    David KH Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should wait the octopus sashimi.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't lose that luggage. It must belong to the Hunter with the deer antlers.

    #74

    Girlfriend's Flight Was Delayed Until 2 In The Morning. Here's What She Sent Me

    Girlfriend's Flight Was Delayed Until 2 In The Morning. Here's What She Sent Me

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    Anouk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems a bit young for you mate.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And how did she took the picture of herself laying so away?!? :D

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mop and bucket to terminal 34, please... ;-)

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look what dropped out of somebody's luggage...

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwwww! Do you have any idea how gross an airport carpet is? Think of how many hundreds/thousands of shoes walk on those every 24 hours. No way I'd let my kid lay down without a blanket or towel under her.

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only think of all the floors in all the airports in all the countries, and she had to lie face down on this one, with all the germs from all the floors in all etc., etc., etc.,

    Momom0
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're girlfriend is REALLY young...

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    #75

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman

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    Shevell Ganz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is holding the rail for safety. A motorized walk way is hard for seniors to use, it might not be as simple as she's be rude. Also the smiling folks around her seem to coping just fine. Lol

    Nadine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's definitely closer to the other rail, the one she isn't even holding. She would be safer holding onto that one instead of stretching her arm so far, risking losing balance. Her bag is also on her left side, so it would be more polite to just occupy one side and not the entirety of the belt. It seems like she's either completely oblivious that other people exist, or she's doing this out of spite.

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    Brigitta Swart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave her alone, we all going to get old and not be logical about it

    Den Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting old is a lot harder than you think. I hope everyone reading this makes it.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for all the smiles on her fellow travelers! Life is short, be kind!

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will all get old so hit the empathy switch.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, even I had trouble on that thing. Messed with my balance.

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they're all such good sports. It'll be over in a few minutes, or less.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get over your selves. She needs the support. Infuriatingly entitled.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never take the moving walkways for this reason. It's just less frustrating to power walk past it all.

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    #76

    Flight Was Delayed. This Guy Made The Situation Uplifting

    Flight Was Delayed. This Guy Made The Situation Uplifting

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    Volschenk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isnt that Danny Bonaduce?

    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that... is that Danny Bonaduce??

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really Jeff? Now, you're just showing off.

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was a real he-man, he'd have the women move two seats to her right.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny Bonaduce had to get his workout fix.

    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: "Really? You can't go ONE day without squats?"

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    #77

    This Guy's Carry-On Is Somehow Ok, But My Nail Clippers Are Deemed Highly Dangerous

    This Guy's Carry-On Is Somehow Ok, But My Nail Clippers Are Deemed Highly Dangerous

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    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the airport people haven't watched Hannibal to know the full extent of the use of an deer's antlers

    Alex Travous
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for TSA and I will say yes it's a very confusing rule but this will clear things up for you. Nail clippers sometimes have knives on them. It's the purpose of the item that's prohibited. You can have ice skates on your carry on because the purpose is to ice skate with them not slash someone's throat.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with your explanation, the policy still sounds incredibly stupid. The intended purpose of an item doesn't really mean anything when it comes to safety. Any item that's heavy enough or sharp enough can be used as a weapon. The antlers in this picture are just ridiculous! So what's the intended purpose of these? Deer use them to fight. Does that count? Or is the intended purpose to be a mount on the wall, mere decoration? No matter what, they can kill a person if someone descides to use them as a weapon.

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    Allison Wood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the knife I sm currently cutting my food with at IAH

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm how are some people not allowed to take their nail clippers, I always fly with 2 inch (5 cm) scissors and tweezers, plus a small swiss army knife (about 2 inches in size as well. Never been questioned about them, however my bra does get me into trouble almost everytime.

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn auto correct. It's not ok, it's elk.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or my deadly pair of tweezers.

    Grace Ide
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right? and my 8 ounces $50 hand lotion is equally as dangerous!

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a one of them watch the National Geographic channel? Those things can inflict a lot of pain!!

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    #78

    Met Him At The Airport. I Asked Him What Made Him Do That And He Replied "Cause I Can"

    Met Him At The Airport. I Asked Him What Made Him Do That And He Replied "Cause I Can"

    Scurvylizard Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An answer that often means 'I was drunk and we all thought it would be funny...'

    Blacksheep
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that he actually can do whatever the f**k he wants without anyone questioning his decisions.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you can does not mean you will look particularly clever

    Laetitia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman behind him taking a subtle picture too

    Kurtz Frausun
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spartans would shave off half a man's beard as a sign of being a coward in battle.

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you think you have SEEN IT ALL!! ROTFLMBO!!! HE LOOKS HI-LARIOUS!!!

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that we - each and everyone -are all unik, is not quite good enough for some people...

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the girls love it...

    Lee Maidana Kuhl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if his passport matches his latest “trend”?

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually he's very handsome under all that ridiculous fur.

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    #79

    I'm A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon

    I'm A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon

    wynstn Report

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to worry about. Cars and busses are much more dangerous. Plus with planes it's one big ball of flame- and done. Can you imagine how horrible it is to drown? The only thing worse is that unending movie with DiCaprio. By the half point I was rooting for the iceberg.

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's purely psychological fear. I'm a mathematician working with engineers, yet every time I board a plane I imagine it crashing into the Alps. It's about loss of control.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry the jet will make it all the way to the crash site.

    Den Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anxiety meds are your friend in this case.

    Volschenk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was your Honeymoon in South Africa or were you flying from SA to your destination...Wimpy is the BOMB

    GiantSpaceTiger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT is this magic?! Wimpy closed in my country when I was a child. I had no idea it was an international thing! At first I thought it must be an 80s photo but there's an iPhone! Omg I must know where this is so that I can have a bit of nostalgia time travelling one day.

    Patrisha Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww leave the poor man alone he was just a little sensitive, NO YoUr FuNnY

    Sabrina Tobar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What airport is that? there were Wimpy restaurants in my country back in the 80s

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cup of tea will always make things better.

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    #80

    I Don't Know How She Finds Time For Airport Security

    I Don't Know How She Finds Time For Airport Security

    M-Lin Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I don't understand that one... (my poor english, for sure)

    Iceking254
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha.. Thats an O.G right there..

    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R--- Air Port Security call sign 247

    Sarath M.R
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she works and raps. that is cool

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    #81

    Never Thought I'd See This In A Utah Airport

    Never Thought I'd See This In A Utah Airport

    sexoffenderssuck Report

    Rich Auntie Skeleton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot, but we gotta work on that tuck, though.

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, he's got better legs than me!

    why not
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all business up top, party down below

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dress for the job you want, not the one you have ;)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lost a bigger bet than the guy that had to wear the dinosaur costume.

    EeRay Be
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you think you'd see it?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely in Utah that any other state!

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    #82

    Found This Art In Wroclaw Copernicus Airport

    Found This Art In Wroclaw Copernicus Airport

    panic23towel Report

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took the most of his balding

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I was back home mowing the lawn.

    #83

    Walked By This Catastrophe At The Airport

    Walked By This Catastrophe At The Airport

    Dwyguy8 Report

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't do clean up lady. My job is cones.

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a ridiculous example!! I'm gobsmacked!

    MN Free Spirit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, you don't have the time to pick up the pretzels YOU spilled.

    StrangeStars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you can't be bothered to clean something up so you just put a cone on top of it XD

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, we have no treats for you on this flight.

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Lego pieces fortunately...

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    #84

    Just Landed At The Airport And Not Feeling Very Welcomed So Far

    Just Landed At The Airport And Not Feeling Very Welcomed So Far

    WoodJBlowMe Report

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT follow so close OR take my picture!

    Blacksheep
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not take pictures of people's kids without the parents consent... particularly if you intend to put the picture on internet.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the little girl in the men's bathroom. Is it even legal if the child is recognisable?

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's eyeing you like her next meal.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devil child. Mom doesn't have a clue.

    HermioneGal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual footage of me in bed when my alarm clock goes off.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to bite the next person that pinches my cheek and says, "she's so cute".

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    #85

    So I Just Saw This Tall Guy With A Really Weird Head In The Airport Bathroom

    So I Just Saw This Tall Guy With A Really Weird Head In The Airport Bathroom

    GavinWakeUpCall Report

    AmetRaven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting a kid on your shoulders is genius - much better than "Don't Touch Anything"

    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too small a head for so tall a person

    #86

    This Stylish Traveler

    This Stylish Traveler

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how to ensure you have a quiet flight. the people in your row are not going to bother you. No one wants to talk to a guy in that much pink.

    Patrisha Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That outfit is also a very nice birthday gift for my brother👀

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this guy better than corset guy.

    Diana Telehin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of people may not know this but Blue used to be a girls colour and Pink was a boys colour

    Jeje Hanjani
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a very popular persona in Jakarta ,Indonesia.. the pink cowboy ,,

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    #87

    Saw This Guy At The Airport

    Saw This Guy At The Airport

    ZombieMozart Report

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one! I bet it made her day!

    Becca Parker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he looks like secret service.

    Amanda A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this work? Cause that’s gonna be like, my new thing.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could just be a beggars sign...

    Catherine Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would’ve gave that name herself when she booked the car

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure he knows her. Boyfriend. Husband. Friendzoned friend. The 'sign' is on notebook paper.

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he suppose to be a smokin hot carolina girl cause it's not working.

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    #88

    This Random Guy Eating A Bag Of Cheetos. With A Fork. At The Airport...

    This Random Guy Eating A Bag Of Cheetos. With A Fork. At The Airport...

    peacekeeper76 Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see this just makes me think all the orangey snacks should come with mini tongs

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius...then your hands don't get coated with orange powder.

    Sarah Armstrong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never mind the fork cheezies-check out the awesome ice cream-lightsaber

    Ashlee Disston
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all living in 2018 but this guy is living in 3018. No cheeto dust on your hands!

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always eat cheetos with a fork! That's how they must be eaten, it's the law.

    bobbifein55
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn’t want orange fingers!!! ;)

    Lee Maidana Kuhl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he’s missing the best part...kicking your fingers afterwards.

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to keep all the orange dust off your hands and out from under your nails.

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    #89

    I'm A Pilot For An Airline, A Panel Fell Off And Exposed This

    I'm A Pilot For An Airline, A Panel Fell Off And Exposed This

    514mckenzie Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which airline do you work for, just out of curiosity

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The state of all in this picture is frightening.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check the panel on the other side. You might find Miley.

    Fish Wuz Here
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted in 2014 on another site, and not a commercial airline.

    louis porter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inception: a cockpit in the cockpit

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those union guys have a lot of time on their hands.

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    #90

    Melbourne International Airport 2:30 AM. This Guy. Eating A Bag Of McCains Frozen Vegetables

    Melbourne International Airport 2:30 AM. This Guy. Eating A Bag Of McCains Frozen Vegetables

    AgathaSwift Report

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're really hungry, whatever is close at hand works.

    Red Pantone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... Yeah... But where the hell you get frozen McCain at an airport hahahaha

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    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say he'd had a gutful by then. ( I live in Melbourne, Tullamarine Airport is the pits.)

    Maureen Manion-Rosol
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted to be sure he wouldn't get constipated

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a vegan. They told him he had to bring his own snacks. There's no Vegans R Us at the Airport.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great way to hide chips

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not the only one who does this!?

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    #91

    I Saw This Man In The Airport Today

    I Saw This Man In The Airport Today

    jules4003 Report

    Rich Auntie Skeleton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washington crossed the Delaware in a snow storm with triumph, but now can't cross the airport without being hassled by TSA.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Founding Father has aged well.

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's more covered up than some of the other passengers shown on this one, and more stylish!

    #92

    I'm Sorry Sir, That Is Not How You Go Through Security

    I'm Sorry Sir, That Is Not How You Go Through Security

    Antmagic1 Report

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible free sterilization.

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    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't afford a vasectomy, went for sterilization the easy way.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to remove his shoes.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And over here is our free sterilization procedure.

    Giulia Betke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha! when you gotta be thorough

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just checking my prostate..nothing to see here"

    louis porter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a metal implant and set off the metal detector, this would settle things

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's faster though..

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need you to scan if i have any diseases. Still cheaper than a trip to the hospital.

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    #93

    It Snowed In Michigan Today. It Begins

    It Snowed In Michigan Today. It Begins

    in2diep Report

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is this? Are they migrating?

    Ashley Galyen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snowbirds. Most have vacation houses in Florida. So, yes.

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    Christopher Field
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told them that those in wheelchairs get priority service.

    Roberta Onic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That maybe my favorite picture EVER!

    Patrisha Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i just saw my grandpa-wait yeah it is him! last wensday i think-

    Adam Rindegård
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here we see the wild seniors, on their daily migration. A common sight, the seniors can live up to 113 years old and are very loving.

    Grace Ide
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Cow! The Golden Gang is ESCAPING!!!

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    #94

    Belfast International Airport This Morning. Not Always Quicker Printing Your Own Tickets

    Belfast International Airport This Morning. Not Always Quicker Printing Your Own Tickets

    TIL_my_username Report

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a ticket? Did he print it on an architect's printer?

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just loved how your comment was more about the ticket than the outfit!!

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    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your shoes do not go with that dress...

    Tanner Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can never tell if it's a joke or he/she/both dress that way

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ticket is actually the least of my concern here...lol

    Becca Parker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly marching to a different drummer :)

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in line to this person's right has a matching strap on his backpack. Good to be coordinated, even with a stranger!

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    #95

    Saw This Asian Tourist At The Airport. She Didn't Choose The Thug Life

    Saw This Asian Tourist At The Airport. She Didn't Choose The Thug Life

    Kap_Slap Report

    Denis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thug life chose her

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may have no idea what it says.

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sure is livin' the life if there are real Ferragamos in that bag. Cash Money Hoes, fo sho.

    #96

    This Guy

    This Guy

    CedgeDC Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he bring his chair with him?

    Chantel Atwell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some airports have rocking chairs... I've seen it at the Greensboro, NC airport. Those could have been pulled over to the baggage claim if someone wanted to. :-)

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The airport in my city has rocking chairs, randomly placed around the terminals.

    Ruth Balaity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw it at Cracker Barrel and had to have it forgetting about getting it home.....

    Bill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he swiped a rocking chair from the breast- feeding lounge? PWM has one

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    #97

    When You Take Your Girlfriend On A Weekend Vacation

    When You Take Your Girlfriend On A Weekend Vacation

    nolanator Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe a column just fall off and they find this solution to hold the roof

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Sacramento Int'l Airport in Sacramento, CA.

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we assuming that all the luggage is hers? He's going on the vacation too.

    trinity davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she’s the only one strong enough to move it

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jenga! My bag is the pink one right there at he bottom.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you'd still have to ask her where your socks are...and keys, and passport, and...

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    #98

    I Should Get Through Airport Security Just Fine

    I Should Get Through Airport Security Just Fine

    treos7 Report

    Laetitia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't take jokes too well...

    Irene Baschenis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Japanise friend of mine had some white laundry Powder in hard bag. She spent half hour saying:" smell it. It has a good smell!"

    Anastasia B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my sugarpaste confiscated once during the check for a domestic greek flight. After getting too many weird looks from the security. After explaining what it was. I offered to eat some as well. They checked it thoroughly and then they threw it in the garbage.

    Heather Vance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the back: **also not heroine or bad made meth lamo

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and that bag of weed marked "Oregano".....

    Makis Dnls
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know for ya...but one time i passed through a small knife with 4 fingers blade to a flight,from Wienna to Athens..it could easily cut someones throat..but for my own surprise security let me take it..

    louis porter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Security should give the guy a disgusted look and say "Bro, do you even lift?"

    Sea cucumber (They/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, that's exactly what someone with cocaine would say.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just what you want them to think...

    David KH Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The security will want you eat it, dry.

    #99

    Did Someone Really Try To Get This Through?!

    Did Someone Really Try To Get This Through?!

    deevo1 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catniss travel lightly

    Nora H.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an archers bow in the trash can..

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawkeye, did you lose something?

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a zombie apocalypse is coming and Darryl (The Walking Dead) needed his bow!

    Danny Root
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem of trying to carry it on unless it was too big. What are you going to do with it, shoot sporks? Also a bow requires a good amount of room to even pull the string back. Not dangerous in the least if that's what they were insinuating.

    Sašo Muc
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F want to work there free stuf...

    Marc E. Waddell, Ph.D.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's strung b/c it's a compound bow; these bows are permanently strung. I hope someone took it home.

    Lynn Noyes
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it strung?

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    #100

    So I Flew With My Family To The Grand Canyon Last Week, And At Airport Security They Pulled My 89 Year Old Grandmother Out Of Line And Frisked Her. Thanks A Lot TSA

    So I Flew With My Family To The Grand Canyon Last Week, And At Airport Security They Pulled My 89 Year Old Grandmother Out Of Line And Frisked Her. Thanks A Lot TSA

    augreeko Report

    Christine K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine; she looks so happy!

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't notice any mention of Grandpa, so this may be the first time she's been felt up in years. No wonder she's smiling! (BTW - most airports have a count of passengers going through. If you happen to be # 79 in that particular line, you get frisked. Regardless.)

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    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, random means random. I got pulled also: white, professionally dressed, well groomed, polite, no funky jokes about bombs. That's keeping it fair. Besides, Christine K is right--look at her face. She probably feels like a propa gangsta--looks excited!

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe how happy she looks, I ABHOR getting special frisked.

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She told them that frisking is the most action she had all year. They laughed. They hear that 50 times a day.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out the orange 'Fro on the guy on the left. Lol

    Tom Servo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, one time they randomly selected my 8-year-old sister!

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes smugglers will hide things on a young child or elderly person assuming they will not be checked as they will automatically be trusted. Sad but true.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I mean, "on grandma" is where *I* would hide my cocaine.

    Grace Ide
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really TSA? Really? How the Drug Cartels really smuggle drugs and weapons Lol

    Beth Moontree
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not been touched like that for ages!

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    #101

    You Can Ask Him Anything

    You Can Ask Him Anything

    angkjack Report

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but The Riddler's costume was green. What's with this blue c**p?

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew Chan lesko writes about how to get free government grant money. You can ask him about that.

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's "The Question Mark Guy" Matthew Lesko, from those commercials!!!

    Heather Vance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I met him too one time. He's the government hidden money guy Ugh I wish I had my pic in front of me lol

    louis porter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riddle me this, riddle me that...

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where did you tie up Batman?! Answer quick, Riddler, Commissioner Gordon is on his way!"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, here goes... What was the true relationship between Bruce Wayne and D**k Grayson?

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    #102

    I Definitely Felt Like I Was In Safe Hands As I Left Istanbul This Morning

    I Definitely Felt Like I Was In Safe Hands As I Left Istanbul This Morning

    26985 Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Security training, bro!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn... i can't even install a new mouse on my computer at work without security popup

    #103

    She Didn't Choose The Pizza Life, The Pizza Life Chose Her

    She Didn't Choose The Pizza Life, The Pizza Life Chose Her

    GTbulldog Report

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. Right now. STOP wearing pajamas in public. It is classless. Have some respect for yourself and those around you.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In public? Really? Unless your backpack holds everything BUT clothes, grow the f**k up and learn how to dress appropriately.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Waldo was a pizza girl... Well, too easy, we already found her!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's not pizza in that backpack.

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pyjamas ready just in case she's got to spend night at the airport...

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    #104

    At The Airport Right Now

    At The Airport Right Now

    REVSdocent Report

    AmetRaven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plane oversold, this person will be folded into overhead compartment

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just came back from a very intense search

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually you wait until something happens on the plane to kiss your a*s goodbye.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, get your head out of your...

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would self kill myself doing that!

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't your wife tell you to get your head outta'...?

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he trying to put his head up his a*s?

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    #105

    Classic Way To Kill Time At The Airport

    Classic Way To Kill Time At The Airport

    santacrooz Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe its really boring and she fell asleep.

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    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's playing the original gameboy!

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, is that a Mattel Electronics Football handheld??

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, let's give her the benefit of the doubt. She may have closed her eyes "just for a minute"!

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks a bit like British comedian Bob Mortimer

    DC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww, i miss my gameboy

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ding ding ding ding ding ding - until someone threatens to kill you if you keep the volume in

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    #106

    No Place To Sleep? No Problem

    No Place To Sleep? No Problem

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    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is the uncomfortable chairs, not the solution.

    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both these guys are on another level!

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but that looks so uncomfortable. I'd rather sleep on the floor.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a long delay.

    #107

    Has This Baby Been In Your Possession The Whole Time?

    Has This Baby Been In Your Possession The Whole Time?

    Report

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining lots of stuff going on and people trying to sort things for the flight or whatever, and then this baby thinking ooooo plastic tub. I play! Cute baby 😊

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good until you remember how the X-ray works at least

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those hyper-realistic baby dolls

    C C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I always wear flipflops when I travel with my kids lol

    #108

    If Ever Someone Was Just Asking To Get Robbed, It's This Guy Sitting Next To Me At The Airport

    If Ever Someone Was Just Asking To Get Robbed, It's This Guy Sitting Next To Me At The Airport

    MrPieGuyHippo Report

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The have different mentality. Been there, seen it - you can leave your wallet open on the bench, forget it and you'll find it 3 hours later at the same spot untouched. So they are easy prey for Americans and Europeans who don;t give a s**t about personal property.

    Bangearl Tongjub
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes true that, we rarely lose our shits after been away for a while

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    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Singapore and Dubai they would’t touch it.

    Ginge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know!! I though that was a bag of Skittles, if it was, i'd be right in there on the rob!!

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be Japanese!!! They are born with massive honesty genomes and doesn’t seem to understand that the rest of mankind aren’t.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, did you steal his Cheetos?

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So YOU were the one...

    louis porter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's Asian, he must be rich. He'll ask Daddy for more money.

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    #109

    Found In Denver Airport... It's A Sticker

    Found In Denver Airport... It's A Sticker

    Rocketbird Report

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came across one of these in Atlanta a few weeks ago

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And these two little guys are judging you.

    #110

    Mike The Hat Lover

    Mike The Hat Lover

    robfactory Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to keep them from getting crushed in your bags. I need to show hubby this, he keeps making me wear his extras!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't decide on a color, so he got one of each.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man who must wear many hats for his job...

    Abby Stein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caps for sale. Fifty cents. (From an old children's' book).

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVED that book as a kid!!!!!😁😁😁

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    Rachael Marrast
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took the double collar trend to a whole new level.

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    #111

    Confusing

    Confusing

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    Tinpot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As strange as these things are to me, I admire people who don't give a c**p what people think and do their own thing. I'd be paranoid that people thought the shoes didn't match my outfit.

    Ilze Darguže
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I have the exact same shoes! More comfortable than they look! Great for travelling!

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me they are still available?

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    C C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe stretching them out for his wife lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Lots of people drink bottled water.

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's pulling them off!!!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he didn't have time to put the pink stuff on

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    #112

    Comfy

    Comfy

    antici________pation Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably fake, considering gravity.

    Ginge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she didn't have to get up in a rush..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My theory? She's trying to smuggle a couple of cantaloupes.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many wrong thoughts right now...

    Heather Vance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until she wakes up startled and then freaks out thinking she's bound lol

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only negative comments on this great pic.

    Jean Feil
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw me like one of your French girls.

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    #113

    Forget Tinfoil Hats, This Is Next Gen Stuff

    Forget Tinfoil Hats, This Is Next Gen Stuff

    seal06 Report

    Rainbow screen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to prevent aliens from reading your mind but in vegan style

    Eda Birch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be Saskatchewan Rroughriders Fans. They've proud tradition of Watermelon hats. Seriously. Google it.

    Momma Sand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup very true. When the boys in green hit the field , we don our watermelon helmets! The city and surrounding areas are cleaned out for weeks . Rider Pride from the City that rhymes with fun. :)

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    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the release word! Watermelon! Why are you not taking me seriously? Watermelon! Watermelon! Untie me!

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the pigtails on the kid on the right.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they're having an excellent adventure.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to smuggle fruits.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck, flip flops/sandals at the airport.

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    #114

    Couple's Matching T-Shirt Gone Wrong

    Couple's Matching T-Shirt Gone Wrong

    nocstah Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt could get you beat up if you sit next to the wrong person.

    Nora H.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily gone wrong (and would it be funny for a wife to call her husband gay??) Its more likely just one half of a gay couple.

    Basil
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    I'm not sure how they would even go right.

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    #115

    His Friends Printed Out His Boarding Pass

    His Friends Printed Out His Boarding Pass

    D5R Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume it's a sign for an arriving person.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of his friends must be the guy in the yellow dress.

    #116

    These New Full Body Airport Scanners Are Getting Out Of Hand

    These New Full Body Airport Scanners Are Getting Out Of Hand

    kanned Report

    Shawn Ruester
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like an employee probably trying to get something unstuck.

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why they're doing it, but that's a TSA agent going through. The blue edging in her pants matches those on the agent standing to her direct left. Testing it, maybe?

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a tsa guy... From the pants anyway...

    DC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blue seams on the pants, yea, one of them

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this a thing? there is a scanner where you just need to go through while walking right?

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen something like that earlier...

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    #117

    Ah The Ole Selfie At The Airport

    Ah The Ole Selfie At The Airport

    Bman74 Report

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I share the guy to the left's enthusiasm for selfies. And dumb teenagers.

    Basil
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's his enthusiasm for having his picture taken and put on the internet without his consent, which is still what has happened here even if he isn't the subject of the photo.

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    #118

    Um... Please Tell Me This Is Not The New Fashion Trend

    Um... Please Tell Me This Is Not The New Fashion Trend

    simone.conner Report

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an old fashion trend from the 90s early 2000s

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    C C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's efficient when flying lol. Think about it- during TSA line you can quickly slide your shoes on and off all while not having to walk barefoot, and it'll keep your feet warm while on the plane lol. Smart man!

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had toe socks in 1978

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you still wear them? With sandals? Lol

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    Anouk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg - sooooo many wrong things!!!!

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    #119

    Saw This Guy On The Airport Playing Age Of Empires On His Knee! Boss

    Saw This Guy On The Airport Playing Age Of Empires On His Knee! Boss

    OctopusSenpai Report

    #120

    King Of Metal

    King Of Metal

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    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steely Dan or steely determination?

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED THAT! Loaded with titanium.

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need his number once he's done being frisked. Because I'ma frisk him more

    #121

    I Was Told That I Had To Wait 25 Hours For The Next Flight To America. I Decided Pretty Early To Make The Best Of The Situation By Taking Tourist-Like Photos With The Things Around The Airport

    I Was Told That I Had To Wait 25 Hours For The Next Flight To America. I Decided Pretty Early To Make The Best Of The Situation By Taking Tourist-Like Photos With The Things Around The Airport

    PaperBowlSmokeDetector Report

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one is confusing.

    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hand dryer but she washed her hair and using it to dry her hair.

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    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. Back in 2004, 21 and on first visit to the US, I had to spend 48 hours in the Denver Airport because my flight was late and the person who had to pick me up couldn't hang around. At night everything is empty and I'm sitting there bored, until this lady drives by in a "Denver Airport Police" golf cart and asks me if I want a ride... So I grab my bag and get in, and we have a load of fun zipping around the luggage belts, until a cop walks around the corner, and I suddenly realise what she's wearing is NOT a police uniform...The cop yells at us to stop, but she floors it and tries to drive past, but he grabs her and wrestles her to the ground and I slam on the brakes. More cops show up and are very confused that I'm a Romanian and she's an US citizen, at which point she says dismissively: "just some guy I picked up"...The cops brighten considerably, give me back my passport and tell me to "stay out of trouble, sir" and I can only nod, while they read her her rights..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Alexandru: I apologise for my fellow Coloradan being a complete idiot. And, no, that wasn't me. I swear!

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    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You washed your hair on the airport?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I've always wanted a picture of myself in an Airport bathroom.

    Jean Jacket
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't you get a hotel or something...?

    trinity davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearby hotels are usually full, and expensive if you’re a student

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    #122

    Sleeping At The Airport

    Sleeping At The Airport

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be a doormat. You're better than that.

    Grace Ide
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you think of all the thousands of passengers who have walked that spot and the petri dish of germs, ewww

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't go on...save yourself...

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do not understand how people can do this...look how disgustingly dirty that carpet is...ugh

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running with your eyes closed always ends in tragedy.

    #123

    This Smart Sleeper

    This Smart Sleeper

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    #124

    Airport Security 2018

    Airport Security 2018

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    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...a bare beer belly is better than a butt crack...

    Cilla Wyke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or another "sleeping at the airport".

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the third I saw this scanner I'm so confused!

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    #125

    This Kid

    This Kid

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    Krista MacLeod
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have visions of him getting bonked in the face with a large bag.

    C C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he's one of those kiddos that also peeks up mannequins' skirts lol 😂

    Christian Bell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Georgie, get a little closer.. do you like balloons?

    #126

    “Hold My Sombrero While I Crush This Salad.” Is It Just Me Or Is This Willie Nelson Incognito?

    “Hold My Sombrero While I Crush This Salad.” Is It Just Me Or Is This Willie Nelson Incognito?

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    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Willie has better taste...and much longer hair...

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glass in the foreground is really pretty. It looks like thick cut glass in a square shape.

    Claire A.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Gary Busey.

    For those who appreciate the unexpected in everyday life, witnessing how people turn boring hours at the airport into moments of joy is a delight. These creative endeavors mirror the universe's knack for irony.

    Such unexpected scenarios might remind you of examples from a similar collection of comedic irony that highlight how unpredictability can lead to surprising laughter.