When you are little, flying is an awesome power possessed by superheroes. Now the idea of flying causes an involuntary groan. Everything about the experience is a hassle starting with taking off every item of clothing and jewelry but somehow still managing to set off the alarm. Then, being forced to throw away an expensive bottle of face wash because it's over the legal limit, and let's not forget endless flight delays. And if you're out of clever ideas on what to do when bored, the pain of it just triples.
But even with all the nonsense associated with flying, some smart people still manage to make the best out of a less than ideal situation. Bored Panda has rounded up a list of hilarious photos of clever people who are winning at life despite being stuck at the airport. These people go against the grain (or, more specifically, the rules of the moving walkway) and prove that not all heroes wear capes but instead, in one case, strategic joke penis aprons. From funny accidents to calculated pranks, this list has it all. Scroll down below for the full dose, and don't forget to upvote your favorite of these funny people!
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Flying Home For The Holidays Dressed To Surprise The Family. Before The Flight, I Met This Stranger At The Airport. Instant Best Friends
Whoever made the suits really needs to find these guys and put them to work.. I hardly ever wear a suit but damn if I don't want one.. I'd find a reason to wear it..
Just Another Baggage Claim At The Honululu Airport
Oh No, Someone Spilled All Their Puppies
When A Ballet Troupe Has A Flight Delay
the original gif is longer and even more impressive: https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/nicebigheartedkouprey
Haha thanks for that. Love that they are just going back and forth being awesome.
Load More Replies...I always liked watching male ballet dancers more than female ballet dancers
That's One Way To Have Fun At Work
During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5 Year Olds. He's The One For Me
Since when are Pixar movies only for kids??? Pixar Marahton? I AM SOOO IN!
The question is why wasn't everyone there? Don't tell me there's soemthing better to do for five hours in an airport.
It looks a bit crowded and perhaps few can go down so easily to floor level 🤔? And then again perhaps it didn’t occur to more people.
Load More Replies...If he were really the one, he'd have come and gotten you so you could watch.
While Boarding A Flight, An 8yr Old Ominously Told Me "I Left A Secret Agent To Watch You...". I Wasn't Sure What That Meant For The Next Two Hours Until Another Passenger Pointed This Out To Me
And clever. More clever than we can't ever think as adults.
Load More Replies...Oh please tell me that toy solder is sitting on your desk.. It has to be, right..
That kids going to be an FBI Agent, when he grows up!!! Mark my words!!
At The Airport
These guys have a great sense of humour. They gave everyone a good laugh. Maybe even someone who was having a bad day.
Load More Replies...Saw This Pilot At The Airport, Yesterday
or it's a blind passenger who decided to have fun and dress as a pilot to mess with people
Load More Replies...Is he a blind guy dressed like a pilot, or a pilot pretending to be blind?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : "You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground!"
This Man Is An Everyday Hero, After Waiting For Our Bags At Heathrow Terminal 5 For 4 Hours The Only Person Who Was Still There Was A Pilot, Who Helped Over 300 People Get There Bags Back
Sometimes you just can't help it, I know, I feel the same >_<
Load More Replies...Know what's extra classy about this? Flight crews stop getting paid when the plane lands. He's off the clock here.
Soooo outside his range of responsibilities. This act reflects very positively on him, as a professional. Hopefully, his company employs many like him/provides a good work environment to encourage & reward such good customer care.
I Was Watching The Avengers On My Laptop At The Airport... This Was Happening Behind Me
Bring Bluetooth headphones, kids! I would have invited them if they shared their sweets!
I'd have invited them and bought them sweets with their parents' permission of course.
Load More Replies...awwww that's cute. I would've put it on speaker and been like come on and put the lap top on the floor.
Beastie Boys Getting A Hold Of The Gate Display Again
I wonder if my brother did this. Lol. He works Southwest and he's famous for getting on the PA throughout the WHOLE airport (not just the terminal) and doing hilarious "Pepsi commercials" and other shenanigans. He usually sends me vids. It's so hilarious.
My Friend's Daughter Just Flew By Herself For The First Time. This Was How He Greeted Her At The Airport
She looks just the right age to die of embarrassment. Perfect dad joke.
Several of us wore the gag nose and glasses combo to pick up someone from the airport. They'd just been visiting a man who wore glasses and had what looked like the fake nose. A good time was had by all.
Never Lose Your Luggage Again
After having taken mine by mistake by some strangers and found it (them) bu pure luck, I drew a huge a*s cat on it. Seems like it worked.
Lol and my dirty mind read, "I drew a huge cat a*s on it" o_0
Load More Replies...I am sorry, but why are sandals and socks some kind of thing you are not supposed to do? People tell me it is some kind of problem when I do it. One of the best feelings is putting on a cool pair of socks and slip my feet into my Crocs. It just feels good and I don't get why it is so wrong to do.
Load More Replies...Found At Chicago O'Hare Airport
But you're not supposed to have an emergency at this spot :(
Load More Replies...Used to tell my daughter--No horse play on the weekend. Saturday's are NOT a good time to go to the ER!
So Apparently Snape Works At American Airlines
So Much Grandad-Ness In One Photo
dont worry, child, i saw the suitcase too. it's favulous
Load More Replies...Ah, they must be waiting for the plane to the yearly “Silver Head Convention in Miami 2019”!
Don't laugh. Someday not even the reading glasses may cut it for us.
Tried To Take A Selfie At JFK. Caught This Gem Before I Could Figure Out How To Reverse The Cam
♥ love this - somehow the most hardworking people are the ones who can find alot fun in the most simple things and laugh no matter what
Thanks to the lady for doing a job that's so necessary, but nobody wants to...
There Is A Wrong And A Right Way To Carry Your Beige Colored Neck Pillow Through The Airport
I think it could have worked in front to, higher up and with a little push-up 🤔
Load More Replies...Some people just can't help BUTT make ASSES of themselves in public!!!
I'm hoping no one is traveling with a Genoa sausage on her flight... Just saying...
When The Airport Doesn't Let You Bring Your Accordion As A Carry-On
Whoever down voted you does not know Weird Al's songs very well.
Load More Replies...I can't stand to see him sad : ( I wonder what's written on the white papers?
the lyrics to his song "Bob"...if you don't know it, go to Youtube & see why !.
Load More Replies...These Two Toddlers Who Had Never Met Before, But Decided To Hug It Out In The Middle Of An Airport Terminal
One time I was waiting outside an airport bathroom for my family, and this toddler was just walking along, holding her mom's hand. when she gets to where I'm sitting she just smiles and giggles and WALKS UP AND HUGS ME. OH MY GOD IT WAS SO CUTE.
This is why I love kids of this age. They don't hide how they feel and they're always up for meeting new friends.
Where are her shoes? I know from experience that those floors are gross
He's stepping on her left foot no wonder she looks like she's crying
I actually hear a song from the film "South Pacific", titled " "You've Got to Be Carefully Taught". If it's not familiar, Google the lyrics. You'll understand then.
I just looked up the lyrics, thank you for suggesting it - it really does fit!
Load More Replies...Seen At The Airport In Tel Aviv, Israel
When Being a Rabbi doesn't pay as well as it used too, and you need to have a night job.
My Cousin Met A Victoria's Secret Model At The Airport. Perfect Day To Be Wearing That Shirt
Thats actually a really gross shirt for a little boy to be wearing. "Sorry ladies, I only date models?" Who dresses their young boy like that?
People with a sense of humor. Sorry about your loss.
Load More Replies...Pretty sure that's Rosie Huntington-Whitely...so she's a movie star as well as a model.
LOL perfect timing!! That is way too funny. He'll be blown away by this when he's older
Airport Rowing
Pooping At The Airport When
Isn't he from the post about obnoxious doggos? Won't let his owner go to the NATO alone?
My Friend Is A Pilot, He Said When They Get Bored They Have Water Gun Fights
You don’t have to be a pilot to have water gun fights you know... 😉
Load More Replies...This Dad Tiring His Kid Out Before The Flight Is My New Hero
Friend Discovered His Doppleganger At The Airport Today. Neither Were Pleased
Of course he's upset; the one in the foreground didn't read the memo about parting his hair on the left.
Actually when in WVa i met a young black man who was 2 yrs older than i. He married 2 years before i. He had two boys - both 2 years older than each of my 2 boys and both sets18 months apart. He started the Martial arts 2 years before i did and started with Isshinryu Karate as did i. We both had to stop after a few months. We both started non-tournament style Chinese Kenpo - him 2 years before me. We both then studied Phillipino Escrima - him 2 years before me.... We saw each other one time after that - i lived 3 miles in the backwoods and he worked for the power company reading meters - and we just smiled and knew everything was cool with each other....
Well actually there were six all the same and the mom and dad had to give them all away to different homes for sanity reasons. They still hate each other.
Load More Replies...Why It Takes So Long For Your Luggage To Arrive
They do the right thing. I just have a feeling they do that with luggage too. I got mine back completely destroyed last year.
i was expecting ya'll to be like "that is disgraceful! shouldn't be messing on the job!" or something stupid like that
A Friend Came Across This At London Heathrow Airport
Someone Checked In A Stick At The Airport
I did the same thing. Walking in Jordan, got a lovely stick to help me in the steep cliffs of Petra. It followed me to Kerash, Amman, Wadi Rum...and couldnt make myself leave it behind. It now goes with me during laponian hikes ☺️
Gandalf the Grey wasn't allowed to carry his staff on board. They saw the movie and now know it's not 'An old mans walking stick'..
"Calling Mr. Olivander: Please collect your wand making supplies from the conveyor belt."
Napping On A Suitcase
I misread that as you wished you’d sleep around.☺️
Load More Replies...I did this! What? It was incredibly relaxing
I don’t se a sleeping child, I see a bored child that’s in the “why aren’t we there yet???”-mood. An a father that is doing his best to get there.
We just got one at the duty free store...wouldn't fit in our luggage though...
I don't think I would just drag my kid like this. Wouldn't that hurt her feet? It reminds me of those people in Walmart dragging their kids along on a basket or electric cart.
This Guy At The Airport Looked So Much Like Charles Darwin That I Didn't Even Take His Picture... My Camera Just Naturally Selected Him
Which airport was it??? And when??? He looks EXACTLY like my favorite English teacher from my senior year of high school, Mr. Handicott. I ask, because if it’s the right airport, it might actually be him. He always told our class, before the class bell had rung, about all of his trips around the world, so if it was the one of the airports he went to, it really and truly might be him.
He's actually one of the dopplegangers from above. His flight was REALLY delayed.
He's Just Unlucky I Guess
They're always so positive and good natured. I've never met one that put me in a bad mood or didn't make me feel welcome.
Load More Replies...If I was a Sikh I'd probably get a shirt that says "People don't know I'm not Muslim".
This makes me really sad. He has classand humor for a situation the rest of us simply cannot fathom, being profiled literally everywhere he goes. 😐
"The rest of us"? Black ppl know all about this 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...I'd wear that shirt to every airport and if I got "randomly searched" I'd have my friend take a picture of TSA whilst asking them to autograph the shirt lmao
It’s alright. I am as white as a ghost and always get tested for explosive material.
Same here! It's not a racial thing in my case, maybe I just look shady.
Load More Replies...My Dad Bumped Into His Dadppelgänger At The Airport In Newark
You are correct. That's what it is supposed to mean.
Load More Replies...One shirt looks very new while the other have been washed a couple of times. It must be a bestseller somewhere...🤔
My Brother At Bishkek Airport, Kyrgyzstan. I Don't Think They Thought This Through
I think it depends on which direction you're going.
Load More Replies...Good thing if you're not the right gender according to your passport.
I Was Stuck On An Airplane For 4 Hours Waiting To Take Off (Cancelled Flight). This Kept Me Entertained For About 10 Minutes
I am puzzeld... how did he make eyes, noze and smile without stepping closer?
If I worked at an airport and had down time I would do this to, it sucks to have to wait a long time for the plane to take off!
This Generation And Their God Damn Cell Phones
Hey. I'm 64 and just last week got my very first cell phone. When I texted my son, he couldn't believe it, ha ha.
Otherwise they'd be hiding behind a magazine...same story, different word holder...
People are like this everywhere. Nobody has to make eye contact anymore or just be on the moment. Depressing but smartphones have many benefits! Must be a happy balance as with everything.
Cops in L.A. say there are more elderlies getting stopped for texting/talking and driving than youngins lol
I haven't had one since 2010 and my girlfriend hasn't for 2 years now. They're not as essential as people make them out to be.
Load More Replies...can confirm. whenever I'm out with my parents they always whip their bloody phones out
@Tiny Dynamine I still call it a cellphone, and I’m in 20s...
Load More Replies...Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport
They reached a diplomatic agreement with the robots. ^_-
Load More Replies...Is anyone else bothered that there are 2 knots in that charging cord? That's how you damage your cord dude!!!
With The Help Of ARFF Paramedics, Service Dog Eleanor Rigby Delivered 8 Puppies In The Middle Of Tampa International Airport
But why do you bring you obviously very pregnant dog to the airport? I'd love to know the story behind this one.
Why is your service dog pregnant? That sounds like a breach of protocol.
Load More Replies...My Golden retriever gave birth to 8 puppies almost 14 years ago (one of which is snoring on her doggy bed as I write this!). The whole thing looked nothing like what I've seen on those pictures and the ones on the article referenced by a previous poster. A birthing process involves A LOT of bolily fluids, which I don't see any there. Plus, newborn puppies look nothing like that : they are wet, tinier than these ones, and they don't have hair on their ears yet). These puppies look to me like they are at least a few days old, if not 1-2 weeks old. I smell a PR stunt here...
This is the reason the rest of us traveling with pets is having a tougher time traveling. Why someone would bring a dog ready to give birth to the airport is confusing at best.
Where do a lot of these posters think service dogs come from? The service dog fairy?? Organisations like Seeing Eye Dogs, etc select excellent service dogs to breed (hopefully)more excellent puppies. They are responsibly bred & have limited litters. But they are still service dogs, and like the story outlines, she delivered earlier than anyone expected.
For all of you that don't require a service dog, just FEEL LUCKY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A DISABILITY AND STOP JUDGING THIS PERSON!!!!!!!
My Friend Who Is In The Marines Had His Little Brother Pick Him Up At The Airport. This Is What He Was Wearing
Why not? It looks like it’s the big brother behind the camera and the little one is posing, smiling. Bet the big brother loved the prank!
Load More Replies...All the comments that assume he is gay are so judgmental... Is like saying a girl is a sex worker because she wear sexy clothes.
This Is How My Friend's Dad Greeted Her At The Airport Yesterday. Best Dad Ever
If she’s coming for a holiday visit or have had a long, tough flight either way her dad is supportive. ❤️
They let him bring all that into the airport? Of course, I’m jealous, but I am amazed. Did anyone buy a margarita from him?
When Benches Are Too Hard To Sleep On At The Airport
I wouldn’t be able to find two columns close enough to do this!!!! But that’s my usual luck!
Pod People a la "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" or "The Puppet Masters"?
Apparently Booked A Business Trip On A Furry Flight. I’m The Only Non-Furry
I once had a flight almost cancelled because of strike, but the the airline quickly had a holiday carrier operate it. "Welcome to Sun Air, your holiday is just arround tge corne. Hello especially to the small ones." exclaimed the super excited stewardess. Stares from people on board: suits, laptop bags, not a single kid, flying from rainy metropolis to foggy metropolis...
I have a friend whos a furry, and they're awesome. Like everything in life, and every community, there are some bad eggs, but most are alright.
I think you accidentally went to heaven, dude. This is beautiful.
Wow, something mentions furries and there's only one hate comment(even then it just looks like they're scared of mascots or something)...that's a first.
Reminds me of a flight we took to San Francisco. Figured something was up in SF when the flight was full of guys in leather. It was the Folsom Street Fair that weekend :-)
That Moment When You Can Tell That A Couple Will Be Together Forever
Now THAT can be interpreted in different ways.
Load More Replies...Then his head would have pointed the other way.
Load More Replies...Seattle And Portland Have Nothing On The Nashville Airport Forrest Gump
He left his box of chocolates at home. Or he already ate them.....
Load More Replies...what is on the other guys face?, the guy next to him in the orange shirt?
Business Casual
"Excuse me sir, we need to check if you have a weapon hidden in your pants." "Aw yeah, you can bet I have, and it's a big one!"
Load More Replies...LOL this the San Diego International Airport. I used to travel through that exact gate many a time for work. That's not me in the picture.
My Dad Dressed Up As Buddy The Elf To Pick Me Up From The Airport
But this is robin hood outfit https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-208de4d082f31586e0387a19493a50be-c
Who Needs A Longer Cable?
Whoever installed was someone who needs to get put on the “They had ONE job list”...
Load More Replies...This Is Why You Don't Fall Asleep In An Airport
Quadruple points if this was a stranger, woke up, saw all the stickers, says to the girls "please continue", and goes back to sleep.
Load More Replies...I think I'd be worried about falling asleep. And my kids getting pinched.
Lost A Bet And Had To Go Through Airport Security Dressed As A Dinosaur. TSA Said I Looked Cute
That man is so good loking in my opinion that I would not have noticed the dino suit. 😉
Fake Power Outlet Sticker At The Airport Prank
https://www.google.com/search?q=fake+power+outlet&rlz=1CAEVJI_enUS969&oq=fake+power+outlet&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30l5.21882j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on#:~:text=Fake%20Wall%20Outlet%20Sticker%20%7C%20Electrical%20Plug%20Sticker%20%2D%20Amazon%20...
Load More Replies...I'd pretend to just finish using it and then peel it off and take it with me.
I Was At The Airport Awhile Back When I Saw This. The Dad Was Walking Back And Forth While His Daughter Kept Laughing The Whole Time
My guess is dad was pretending to have lost the girl which is why he was walking up and Dow in ‘search’ of her.
British Combat The Snow With Professionalism And Efficiency
My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture
That Time I Saw Someone Try To Smuggle 50 Boxes Of Cookies Out Of The Orlando Airport And Was Treated Like A Drug Lord
"we need to sample those, Sir" - "with the drug scanner?" - "We are not so well equipped, Sir. Nom nom nom nom..."
I am afraid we have to confisticate these sir. They are too delicious.
Load More Replies...I once bought a box of Rum Fudge before leaving Jamaica and had it in my carry-on. X-ray only saw an impenetrable block. Longest delay of my life, almost missed our flight and was surrounded by guards carrying A-Ks...also the scariest delay of my life. The X-ray couldn't 'see' through the cookies and so they had to be inspected. Luckily, it looks like it's an American airport...
This happened to me, too. Airport security couldn't believe that I had filled my giant bag with Oreos. Well, what can I say......I'm addicted
He stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Now I can stop getting the blame!
“As we inspect these, please wait as a TSA agent has gone to retrieve some milk. Thank you for your patience.”
Searching Cookie Monster’s belongings because he’s supposed to be more a of a vegetable monster now.
I took Timtams from Australia into the UK; I declared it but they were fine with it. Can u not do this in the USA?
Oh my gosh! I was at the Orlando airport and the family in front of us held up the line because they had a bunch of snacks, Oreos, Doritos, etc. In individual serving bags. They were a pretty big group, so it wasn't weird why they would have a lot of snacks. Is there are thing about snacks in Orlando???
Our cookie sniffer dog is out sick today. That means we'll have to open each and every package.
That's A Long Time To Wait For Your Luggage
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
wait...when did the air force deployments start being 15 months? i remember them being 6-12 months last time i deployed.
actually i wonder if he was in tech school for his job :-)
Load More Replies...Hipsters These Days... Just Your Typical Day In A Seattle Airport
Probably from Apple, probably with a proprietary interface to the iPhone. Die I mentiom the USD 35 extra cable?
And add the costs of the i-Bicolor-ribbon... Where can I find it? I must have it!
Load More Replies...Rough Day For A Mom At The Airport
It's a great idea. Kid can walk "by myself like a big kid" but still be safely tethered to Mum or Dad. Also good for kids and adults really far on the Autism Spectrum if they can't handle physical contact
Yes! There was a little boy in my daughter's class this year on the spectrum who wore a leash. Im all for whatever is best to keep kids safe.
Load More Replies...It looks like she is about to do some kickass ninja move with nun chucks
I was always on a leash because 1) I had a habit of getting distracted and wandering off and getting lost 2) my mom was always concerned that if you're holding your child's hand that means the kid is keeping his/her little arm up in the air and it'll get painful after a while and 3) I was so much prettier than the other kids someone was going to steal me (I looked like a groundhog). I think they're great! I worked at a museum with kids and so many times saw attentive parents look away for two seconds and their child was suddenly on the other side of the museum heading up the stairs!
I've got four kids, two of whom were never interested in taking off, one who was very keen (and swift) at running off and my youngest loved having his safety strap attached to us both as it made HIM feel safer in big crowds. Judge away peeps, all my babies have been kept safe throughout that difficult early years period & I have no regrets.
What Happens When Your Carryon Is Over The Weight Limit
So if I move it from my carryon to my body it'll be less weight??
A Mennonite And A Buddhist Monk... Both On Cellphones At The Airport. You Can't Make This Stuff Up
A Mennonite and a Buddhist Monk walk into an airport...stop me if you've heard this one!
Just so y'all know...Mennonites use technology, drive cars, etc. As do Buddhists. There's actually nothing weird about this photo, except these people are wear different clothes and are more dedicated to their religion than you.
True... but I'm still waiting for the punch-line... ;D
Load More Replies...Guy Looks Exactly Like The Woman's Laptop Sticker
Staying At The Airport Overnight, You're Doing It Right
That is sky harbor airport in Phoenix. A good airport. I had to camp out in the Delta terminal of LAX... it is now my personal hell
As I Was Waiting To Pick Up My Luggage From The Airport
Baggages shall not pass...until they are carefully inspected by GANDALF THE WIZARD CAT!!!!
Load More Replies...Told Gramps It Would Be Easier To Use A Wheelchair To Get Thru The Airport
I don't like this very much, can somebody please tell me this guy is not making fun of people with wheelchairs if so I find it offensive to my dad whose not with us anymore.
On A Recent Trip To Taipei, A Friend Captured This In The Security Line
There have been many stories about people making jokes at airport security and then finding themselves in trouble. I don't think I'd risk it.
As another post (currently above) about a sign stated, they DO NOT take it as a joke.
Load More Replies...About ten years ago at Heathrow I think, my little brother (10) had a cap on, with his name on it and a picture of a tiny gun. He was told to take it off.
Last year one indian called one girl a "sex bomb" at the Denpasar airport and got into big trouble missing his flight. #metoo at work:)
She's an idiot. Airport security makes it very clear that all "jokes" of this nature will be taken seriously. I imagine she was pulled aside shortly after this photo was taken.
Saw Christopher Walken At The Airport Today
He looks scared sh!tless! I know he always has "that" look, but he looks genuinely terrified!
I think that's his "Don't even THINK about asking for my autograph" expression.
We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don't Normally Dress This Way)
Assuming that's a Simpsons joke, you're a little too far south, and in the wrong country either way
Load More Replies...Saw This Father & Daughter Sleeping In The Airport And All I Could Think Was, "Genetics"
It Now Makes Sense Why My Flight Was Delayed
I have seen airport employees grilling out before and when I asked about it out of curiosity they said it was employee appreciation day.
My Buddy Spotted This Guy At The Airport On The Moving Walkway, Sitting In A Chair, Eating McDonalds While Catching Pokemon
I don't have to stand! I'm a rebel and you don't get to tell me what to do!
Added to "Photos of USA". (For reference, the Toronto and Winnipeg airports, in Ontario and Manitoba, respectively, don't have McDonalds, Winnipeg has a Starbucks, a Stella's, which is a generic sitdown restaurant, and a few others, plus Tim Hortons, but no McDonalds)
Woman At Dulles Security Line, Unable To Carry Her Plastic Handle Of Smirnoff Vodka Through Security, Is Currently Drinking It In Line And Offering Swigs To Other Passengers. It's 7:30 Am And TSA Is Not Amused
Many years ago, my husband and I were travelling back from Hungary by coach. It was a long journey and we were sitting next to a young journalist who had 'slightly' over-purchased his allowance of cigarettes and palinka. We had to consume all the excess before we reached border control. 40 cigarettes and a litre of palinka each - at 3am. Not the breakfast of champions by any means.
You were VERY dedicated to sacrifice your body like that!
Load More Replies...Did that at 10am once with a 200ml but favoured vodka, guards were laughing, I was praying not not To miss the gate- missed the Gate, got on plane somehow and passed out.
She's a moron. Everyone knows the 3 oz limit. That's why you buy a dozen of those mini bottles and stick them in a quart ziploc. Sail right thru security, and then have your drunk a*s end up on CNN for making the plane turn around.
Sushi At The Airport
Girlfriend's Flight Was Delayed Until 2 In The Morning. Here's What She Sent Me
... And how did she took the picture of herself laying so away?!? :D
Load More Replies...Ewwwwww! Do you have any idea how gross an airport carpet is? Think of how many hundreds/thousands of shoes walk on those every 24 hours. No way I'd let my kid lay down without a blanket or towel under her.
I can only think of all the floors in all the airports in all the countries, and she had to lie face down on this one, with all the germs from all the floors in all etc., etc., etc.,
My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman
She is holding the rail for safety. A motorized walk way is hard for seniors to use, it might not be as simple as she's be rude. Also the smiling folks around her seem to coping just fine. Lol
She's definitely closer to the other rail, the one she isn't even holding. She would be safer holding onto that one instead of stretching her arm so far, risking losing balance. Her bag is also on her left side, so it would be more polite to just occupy one side and not the entirety of the belt. It seems like she's either completely oblivious that other people exist, or she's doing this out of spite.
Load More Replies...Leave her alone, we all going to get old and not be logical about it
Upvote for all the smiles on her fellow travelers! Life is short, be kind!
I love that they're all such good sports. It'll be over in a few minutes, or less.
Get over your selves. She needs the support. Infuriatingly entitled.
I never take the moving walkways for this reason. It's just less frustrating to power walk past it all.
Flight Was Delayed. This Guy Made The Situation Uplifting
This Guy's Carry-On Is Somehow Ok, But My Nail Clippers Are Deemed Highly Dangerous
Clearly the airport people haven't watched Hannibal to know the full extent of the use of an deer's antlers
Or Get Out! Jeez, the creative ways to kill people...
Load More Replies...I used to work for TSA and I will say yes it's a very confusing rule but this will clear things up for you. Nail clippers sometimes have knives on them. It's the purpose of the item that's prohibited. You can have ice skates on your carry on because the purpose is to ice skate with them not slash someone's throat.
Even with your explanation, the policy still sounds incredibly stupid. The intended purpose of an item doesn't really mean anything when it comes to safety. Any item that's heavy enough or sharp enough can be used as a weapon. The antlers in this picture are just ridiculous! So what's the intended purpose of these? Deer use them to fight. Does that count? Or is the intended purpose to be a mount on the wall, mere decoration? No matter what, they can kill a person if someone descides to use them as a weapon.
Load More Replies...Not a one of them watch the National Geographic channel? Those things can inflict a lot of pain!!
Met Him At The Airport. I Asked Him What Made Him Do That And He Replied "Cause I Can"
An answer that often means 'I was drunk and we all thought it would be funny...'
Or that he actually can do whatever the f**k he wants without anyone questioning his decisions.
Load More Replies...The Spartans would shave off half a man's beard as a sign of being a coward in battle.
Just when you think you have SEEN IT ALL!! ROTFLMBO!!! HE LOOKS HI-LARIOUS!!!
The fact that we - each and everyone -are all unik, is not quite good enough for some people...
I'm A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon
Nothing to worry about. Cars and busses are much more dangerous. Plus with planes it's one big ball of flame- and done. Can you imagine how horrible it is to drown? The only thing worse is that unending movie with DiCaprio. By the half point I was rooting for the iceberg.
It's purely psychological fear. I'm a mathematician working with engineers, yet every time I board a plane I imagine it crashing into the Alps. It's about loss of control.
Load More Replies...WHAT is this magic?! Wimpy closed in my country when I was a child. I had no idea it was an international thing! At first I thought it must be an 80s photo but there's an iPhone! Omg I must know where this is so that I can have a bit of nostalgia time travelling one day.
Aww leave the poor man alone he was just a little sensitive, NO YoUr FuNnY
What airport is that? there were Wimpy restaurants in my country back in the 80s
I Don't Know How She Finds Time For Airport Security
Never Thought I'd See This In A Utah Airport
Found This Art In Wroclaw Copernicus Airport
Walked By This Catastrophe At The Airport
Really, you don't have the time to pick up the pretzels YOU spilled.
when you can't be bothered to clean something up so you just put a cone on top of it XD
Just Landed At The Airport And Not Feeling Very Welcomed So Far
You should not take pictures of people's kids without the parents consent... particularly if you intend to put the picture on internet.
Like the little girl in the men's bathroom. Is it even legal if the child is recognisable?
Load More Replies...So I Just Saw This Tall Guy With A Really Weird Head In The Airport Bathroom
This Stylish Traveler
Lot of people may not know this but Blue used to be a girls colour and Pink was a boys colour
He is a very popular persona in Jakarta ,Indonesia.. the pink cowboy ,,
Saw This Guy At The Airport
Pretty sure he knows her. Boyfriend. Husband. Friendzoned friend. The 'sign' is on notebook paper.
Load More Replies...This Random Guy Eating A Bag Of Cheetos. With A Fork. At The Airport...
see this just makes me think all the orangey snacks should come with mini tongs
never mind the fork cheezies-check out the awesome ice cream-lightsaber
We're all living in 2018 but this guy is living in 3018. No cheeto dust on your hands!
I always eat cheetos with a fork! That's how they must be eaten, it's the law.
But he’s missing the best part...kicking your fingers afterwards.
Good way to keep all the orange dust off your hands and out from under your nails.
I'm A Pilot For An Airline, A Panel Fell Off And Exposed This
Melbourne International Airport 2:30 AM. This Guy. Eating A Bag Of McCains Frozen Vegetables
Well... Yeah... But where the hell you get frozen McCain at an airport hahahaha
Load More Replies...I'd say he'd had a gutful by then. ( I live in Melbourne, Tullamarine Airport is the pits.)
I Saw This Man In The Airport Today
Washington crossed the Delaware in a snow storm with triumph, but now can't cross the airport without being hassled by TSA.
At least he's more covered up than some of the other passengers shown on this one, and more stylish!
I'm Sorry Sir, That Is Not How You Go Through Security
If you have a metal implant and set off the metal detector, this would settle things
I need you to scan if i have any diseases. Still cheaper than a trip to the hospital.
It Snowed In Michigan Today. It Begins
Snowbirds. Most have vacation houses in Florida. So, yes.
Load More Replies...Someone told them that those in wheelchairs get priority service.
I think i just saw my grandpa-wait yeah it is him! last wensday i think-
here we see the wild seniors, on their daily migration. A common sight, the seniors can live up to 113 years old and are very loving.
Belfast International Airport This Morning. Not Always Quicker Printing Your Own Tickets
I just loved how your comment was more about the ticket than the outfit!!
Load More Replies...The guy in line to this person's right has a matching strap on his backpack. Good to be coordinated, even with a stranger!
Saw This Asian Tourist At The Airport. She Didn't Choose The Thug Life
This Guy
some airports have rocking chairs... I've seen it at the Greensboro, NC airport. Those could have been pulled over to the baggage claim if someone wanted to. :-)
Load More Replies...Saw it at Cracker Barrel and had to have it forgetting about getting it home.....
When You Take Your Girlfriend On A Weekend Vacation
Why are we assuming that all the luggage is hers? He's going on the vacation too.
Maybe she’s the only one strong enough to move it
Load More Replies...But you'd still have to ask her where your socks are...and keys, and passport, and...
I Should Get Through Airport Security Just Fine
A Japanise friend of mine had some white laundry Powder in hard bag. She spent half hour saying:" smell it. It has a good smell!"
I had my sugarpaste confiscated once during the check for a domestic greek flight. After getting too many weird looks from the security. After explaining what it was. I offered to eat some as well. They checked it thoroughly and then they threw it in the garbage.
I dont know for ya...but one time i passed through a small knife with 4 fingers blade to a flight,from Wienna to Athens..it could easily cut someones throat..but for my own surprise security let me take it..
Security should give the guy a disgusted look and say "Bro, do you even lift?"
Did Someone Really Try To Get This Through?!
More like when Bruce Banner ran out of money.
Load More Replies...Maybe a zombie apocalypse is coming and Darryl (The Walking Dead) needed his bow!
I don't see the problem of trying to carry it on unless it was too big. What are you going to do with it, shoot sporks? Also a bow requires a good amount of room to even pull the string back. Not dangerous in the least if that's what they were insinuating.
It's strung b/c it's a compound bow; these bows are permanently strung. I hope someone took it home.
So I Flew With My Family To The Grand Canyon Last Week, And At Airport Security They Pulled My 89 Year Old Grandmother Out Of Line And Frisked Her. Thanks A Lot TSA
Don't notice any mention of Grandpa, so this may be the first time she's been felt up in years. No wonder she's smiling! (BTW - most airports have a count of passengers going through. If you happen to be # 79 in that particular line, you get frisked. Regardless.)
Load More Replies...Hey, random means random. I got pulled also: white, professionally dressed, well groomed, polite, no funky jokes about bombs. That's keeping it fair. Besides, Christine K is right--look at her face. She probably feels like a propa gangsta--looks excited!
She told them that frisking is the most action she had all year. They laughed. They hear that 50 times a day.
Sometimes smugglers will hide things on a young child or elderly person assuming they will not be checked as they will automatically be trusted. Sad but true.
Load More Replies...You Can Ask Him Anything
Yeah, but The Riddler's costume was green. What's with this blue c**p?
Load More Replies...That's "The Question Mark Guy" Matthew Lesko, from those commercials!!!
OMG I met him too one time. He's the government hidden money guy Ugh I wish I had my pic in front of me lol
"Where did you tie up Batman?! Answer quick, Riddler, Commissioner Gordon is on his way!"
I Definitely Felt Like I Was In Safe Hands As I Left Istanbul This Morning
She Didn't Choose The Pizza Life, The Pizza Life Chose Her
You should be. That is such a cheesy pick up line.
Load More Replies...OK. Right now. STOP wearing pajamas in public. It is classless. Have some respect for yourself and those around you.
In public? Really? Unless your backpack holds everything BUT clothes, grow the f**k up and learn how to dress appropriately.
At The Airport Right Now
Classic Way To Kill Time At The Airport
Well, let's give her the benefit of the doubt. She may have closed her eyes "just for a minute"!
No Place To Sleep? No Problem
I'm sorry, but that looks so uncomfortable. I'd rather sleep on the floor.
Has This Baby Been In Your Possession The Whole Time?
I'm just imagining lots of stuff going on and people trying to sort things for the flight or whatever, and then this baby thinking ooooo plastic tub. I play! Cute baby 😊
Good until you remember how the X-ray works at least
Load More Replies...If Ever Someone Was Just Asking To Get Robbed, It's This Guy Sitting Next To Me At The Airport
The have different mentality. Been there, seen it - you can leave your wallet open on the bench, forget it and you'll find it 3 hours later at the same spot untouched. So they are easy prey for Americans and Europeans who don;t give a s**t about personal property.
yes true that, we rarely lose our shits after been away for a while
Load More Replies...He must be Japanese!!! They are born with massive honesty genomes and doesn’t seem to understand that the rest of mankind aren’t.
Found In Denver Airport... It's A Sticker
Mike The Hat Lover
Confusing
Hell yeah, and props to him, cause i'd break my ankle in those jawns.
Load More Replies...Omg! I have the exact same shoes! More comfortable than they look! Great for travelling!
Comfy
until she wakes up startled and then freaks out thinking she's bound lol
Forget Tinfoil Hats, This Is Next Gen Stuff
When you want to prevent aliens from reading your mind but in vegan style
Must be Saskatchewan Rroughriders Fans. They've proud tradition of Watermelon hats. Seriously. Google it.
Yup very true. When the boys in green hit the field , we don our watermelon helmets! The city and surrounding areas are cleaned out for weeks . Rider Pride from the City that rhymes with fun. :)
Load More Replies...That's the release word! Watermelon! Why are you not taking me seriously? Watermelon! Watermelon! Untie me!
Couple's Matching T-Shirt Gone Wrong
His Friends Printed Out His Boarding Pass
These New Full Body Airport Scanners Are Getting Out Of Hand
that looks like an employee probably trying to get something unstuck.
Don't know why they're doing it, but that's a TSA agent going through. The blue edging in her pants matches those on the agent standing to her direct left. Testing it, maybe?
is this a thing? there is a scanner where you just need to go through while walking right?
Ah The Ole Selfie At The Airport
I share the guy to the left's enthusiasm for selfies. And dumb teenagers.
I think that's his enthusiasm for having his picture taken and put on the internet without his consent, which is still what has happened here even if he isn't the subject of the photo.
Load More Replies...Um... Please Tell Me This Is Not The New Fashion Trend
only if a guy puts one of those on his dong
Load More Replies...Saw This Guy On The Airport Playing Age Of Empires On His Knee! Boss
King Of Metal
has he got a foil wrapped zucchini in his pants?
I need his number once he's done being frisked. Because I'ma frisk him more
I Was Told That I Had To Wait 25 Hours For The Next Flight To America. I Decided Pretty Early To Make The Best Of The Situation By Taking Tourist-Like Photos With The Things Around The Airport
It's a hand dryer but she washed her hair and using it to dry her hair.
Load More Replies...Heh. Back in 2004, 21 and on first visit to the US, I had to spend 48 hours in the Denver Airport because my flight was late and the person who had to pick me up couldn't hang around. At night everything is empty and I'm sitting there bored, until this lady drives by in a "Denver Airport Police" golf cart and asks me if I want a ride... So I grab my bag and get in, and we have a load of fun zipping around the luggage belts, until a cop walks around the corner, and I suddenly realise what she's wearing is NOT a police uniform...The cop yells at us to stop, but she floors it and tries to drive past, but he grabs her and wrestles her to the ground and I slam on the brakes. More cops show up and are very confused that I'm a Romanian and she's an US citizen, at which point she says dismissively: "just some guy I picked up"...The cops brighten considerably, give me back my passport and tell me to "stay out of trouble, sir" and I can only nod, while they read her her rights..
@Alexandru: I apologise for my fellow Coloradan being a complete idiot. And, no, that wasn't me. I swear!
Load More Replies...Nearby hotels are usually full, and expensive if you’re a student
Load More Replies...Sleeping At The Airport
i do not understand how people can do this...look how disgustingly dirty that carpet is...ugh
Airport Security 2018
This Kid
“Hold My Sombrero While I Crush This Salad.” Is It Just Me Or Is This Willie Nelson Incognito?
The glass in the foreground is really pretty. It looks like thick cut glass in a square shape.
For those who appreciate the unexpected in everyday life, witnessing how people turn boring hours at the airport into moments of joy is a delight. These creative endeavors mirror the universe's knack for irony.
Such unexpected scenarios might remind you of examples from a similar collection of comedic irony that highlight how unpredictability can lead to surprising laughter.
