50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day

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I'm pretty sure that the coffee myth has been debunked. In 2015/2016, my wife's OB said it was okay to drink caffeine, but maybe not in excess. Alcohol and cigarettes are still a no-go.

Consider having been warned

According to legend the order of the sounds is mystical and powerful. Sections chanted in the right order can move mountains. This knowledge was kept secret by priestesses. I'm only famililiar with Greek and Celtic mythology, but in both sometime around the iron age priestesses agreed to gift man with the power of letters, but not the power of the sacred order. Thus letteres are arranged to allow men to communicate, but the order is such as to prevent spells being discovered. I love seeing mythology with similar stories.

It's official, the Aye's have it! I motion that it passes!

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER😂

What was the dog doing…

Lettuce pray for this couple.

@3 owls in a coat IS THIS YOU TELL ME THIS IS YOU PLSSS

Cousin It.

I love French Bulldogs. Unfortunately they're $4500. I can literally buy a Tiger for $1000 (USD). Blows my mind that a dog costs 4.5 tigers.

Alternatively: [insert that lion king scene i cant remember lmao]

When you accidentally enter your symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and you discover you have a fatal case of Gary Busey.

Water scooter.

Those were the days man

Same thing happened in the chilli asle

Ohhhh, thats evil yet brilliant

Imagine referring to a USB dongle by 'dingle' in a business presentation. Do I take the podium today, even though I stopped before 'berry'?

Crikey Janet.

I wood. He seems to have lost his bark. I'll excuse myself...

That's better than when they become toddlers and then mom and dad end up holding everything the kid doesn't want to hold anymore.

You should see them in the spring when they're let out for the first time of the year!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Can you imagine how awkward it would be if you went on your pet's phone and found the 1000s of pictures they have of you sleeping.

The doctor lied, I thought we established that last time this very tweet was part of another BP thread.

I am never going to donate blood again. They claim to be desperate for donors, but all I get are questions like, where did it come from? And why is it in a bucket?

go go gadget stairway railing arm!

Avoiding socializing.

"Hey, I'm Jesus. I love Mike"

Why put it there if you don’t want people to tick it? I hardly think a baby’s going to fill in the list

Bring it on!

Yup.... I may or may not have done a similar thing once....

Ngl, I might watch this.

Is it just me or are birthday calls the worst. Like srsly I'm trying to enjoy and then my great aunt who I've never seen in my life calls like nooo i wanna eat cakeeeee

... and they brought beer

Who would have expected that, right?

My name is Wingless Dragonfly and we have never met. Understood?

...a-and....a form....of childbirth...

Fair enough

Genius

When my dog barks, his bûtthole protrudes a little bit each time. As if he's barking out an ànal Morse code.

Yyyeeeeeppppp...

it's pretty good my dude, pretty good (short hair here)

What did the poor squid do?

we were

it really do be like that sometimes

Farm fresh Honda Civic! May contain seeds.

Same

[death]

And, for a final stop, you can go to Hell. Hell, Michigan, that is.

🤣🤣

I'd watch this movie.

I'm in for that one!!

Someone make this into a movie!

The Silent Sea. Korean horror/post apocalypse story, on Netflix. IMDb: : The Silent Sea https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11570202/

I've loved this tweet before, and my love for it is eternal. 🤣

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have