"Law enforcement" and "sense of humor" are five words that you don't often see together, but as you can see from this collection of Facebook posts recently shared by an Imgur user named  MrTatems, Australia's New South Wales police force is so funny that they should be locked up for making us laugh so hard. Their official Facebook page is full of witty, sarcastic, and downright hilarious posts that you certainly wouldn't expect to find on a police profile, from dogs getting arrested for being drunk, to calculating the amount of money Australians have lost due to scams in packs of chicken nuggets. See below for some of our favorites, and don't forget to vote for the best. You'll never think about the police in the same way again.

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Meowoui
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, you have to wait 48 hrs before we can do anything.

Long Joan Silver
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just way too cute! This is the reason why I want a dog!

Echo
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having a great dog is one of the best things in life. Get one before it's too late!

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Gillian Black
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and I need SNACK and an ear rub now

Verena Heisenberg
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Officer: Have you checked upstairs? Doggo: I'm not allowed upstairs. Officer: My fault, sorry.

Re Levant
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cutest useless policy ever

Re Levant
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a cute face of a dangerous, ineffective policy that costs lives. Harm reduction is a much better approach. And sadly, a sniffer dogs died left in hot cars by their handlers:(

Sheralyn
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't understand the context of your statement, could you elaborate please?

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    #2

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he already Knows he's a Good Boy. Just watch out for that killer tongue. :D

    Tron 0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody caught searching porn.

    Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
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    8 years ago

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    "Good children should not participate in such manner" Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    lazy panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the dog a child? Jesus you need to lighten up.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute pupper, here to melt your heart, you will turn yourself in.

    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a little bit too dangerous, in my opinion. Show this little guy to a criminal and they will die from cuteness.

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right lets go I am on to it oh can you carry me to the car and put cushion on the seat so I an see out the window

    jacluckycat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repawting, indeed! Just look at those adorable paddles

    Amber Kerkvliet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FREE pupperino kisses for all criminals that turn themselves in...

    Ironcat_xox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pupperino is my new favorite word.

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    Oscar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the beast thing I've seen all week

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good bye weekend, Monday has showed up.

    Bas W
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    8 years ago

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    What if the policeman that shot this pic was using is phone??😉

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    Lalita
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ghahahahah love this one.

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! And stop stop tailgating others. Thank you

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop talking to me I barely know you!

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just met, ask me in a few days, then I consider.

    Tiffany Zhu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :glances outside: "Nah. You said maybe....!"

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    Kylie Dixon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *can't handle post, gets up and walks around, finally stops laughing and continues scrolling*

    Amanda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum ya yum ya yum ya yum yaaa

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Round is a shape. And that's exactly the shape you'll be if you keep eating them.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, can you bark?" - "Miao...er...Wiif Woof...er, yes, Sir."

    Beaver-Moose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Agent kitty to HQ... I have infiltrated the puppies, they still have no idea..."

    nanashi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how u a cat would chase the criminals? "I don't chase. I just lie on my back and showed them my fluffy belly," ... okay? "Then when they came to pet it I bite them. Perfect trap." you're hired! "I can also hide under the table and bite their ankle or exposed toes,"

    cinecalidad
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats cool...really feels like a super star when got job on the lied application. :p

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    Katrė Šeduikytė
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this wouldn't work with "shuffle" on..

    Bas W
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There could still be "stop speeding please"

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    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! This makes me laugh because I heard this guy blast "Stop" by the Spice Girls this morning in his convertible mini cooper. Made my morning so much better!

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    Kieron Behan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh supplies! I thought you said surprise!"

    Aurelia Grey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! That's exactly something I'd do, love all the posts/images shared here!

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    #10

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its "All In The Family" now. :D

    Kilian Vanheede
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looking like he's about to steal your girl & you can't do sh*t about it because he knows very well he's a cop :-)

    nanashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure criminals would just give themselves up when they see that floppy ears

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    photo with my partner I am the furry one

    Noelene Davies
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look cute and innocent now but thank goodness I'm not a criminal because I wouldn't want them catching me when they grow up.

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    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm...5 horse miles hour, sir. At least that is what I can guess by the clip, clop I hear

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously not fast enough, despite being chased with 1 PS...

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    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been done before...and someone showed up. Never underestimate the stupidity of people.

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you would with pretty silver bracelets, to give me.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many actually got in contact?

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh sure I am coming not but some one would be silly enough to turn up

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    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like he may have been "searching" for drugs again

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um hey what about me um aren't I part of this team oh c**p left out again

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppers will be a good pawtector

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can learn really I can learn and fast just watch me

    Verena Heisenberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not help with pawtecting my heart from falling in love with this little puppy <3 ahhh I wanna hug and kiss him so badly <3 :-) :-)

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    Wezbie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and stealing your girl XD

    Verena Heisenberg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes! They already stole my heart.. that's the beginning... ;-)

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 out of the four are smiling, what matter doggy, you not want to work for your bones?

    Amber Ice
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last one looks not sure :')

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yes handsome and handsome again

    SarahJane138
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure bottom right is Spiccoli

    SarahJane138
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure bottom left is Spiccoli

    Katrė Šeduikytė
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 4th one looks like a photoshopped human face:D

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    Shauday Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like that all these posts call them "doggos."

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still on duty, when off duty.

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea a day at the park just me and my partner and maybe his kids

    jacluckycat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cutie he looks like he's having fun

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    Nuniek Widiayani
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The front legs of thepupperino are not touching the ground

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look at me, you will blow my cover.

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? What dog? I only see one dog! Where is the other one?????

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, now I see! Wow, that is one good costume! I was totally fooled! 😛

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    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh c**p cover blown now what will they dress me as

    Mickie Sommers
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They legs are off the ground cause when wiener dogs bark they bounce. Lol

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    N G
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's like the UK, the right-hand lane is for overtaking another vehicle, rheyvyou move back to allow faster vehicles to pass

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch out, watch out....To late

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love it sounds like me in the supermarket

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    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...also Texas. However, we DO wave "hi!" on back country roads!

    Echo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell we even pull over if you are going faster than me on back country roads.

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I forgot, these guys drive on the wrong side of the road, don't they? ;D

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creep on down the road they will go. Unless they are texting, won't see you sitting there, zoom right pass you.

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, where are the keys?

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see one right over there.

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you hear me I said pull over PULL OVER NOW

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaw chubby tummies 😍

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even have to work out for those six packs.

    Soccerluv
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! You ppl should NEVER drink....

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm heard of hearing, I swear you asked me the time, officer.

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cant blame me I hic had to have hic a few hic

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they do 'rawr', watch out for the killer tongue. :D

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waiting waiting for the command if it doesn't come soon I will go to sleep

    Amber Ice
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since this post I read the rest of them with an Australian accent ^^

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't be the kind of force you want to be with you.

    Jillian Levine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should we stop the police? Hahaha

    Skeledab
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *le flips table* STAR WARS!! •w•

    Just a Purpler
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The surrendering clone made my day haha, he looks stunned lol

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need bigger cups of coffee, than those two little ones. Won't get you through two hours of work, you will need to go back for more, to finish out shift.

    Susan Forbes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they're double-shot espressos so high-octane caffeine ?

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    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    duty calls again no time for naps

    Cariann Luna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else sing it to the "rubber ducky" song

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be so much easier and safer if they would just have them cut in half at the store, and purchased a pair of 'pipe joiners' for gluing them together again. Obviously common sense ain't so common even Down Under. :D

    Aurelia Grey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting, believed only Americans (I'm one) were generally r******d!

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this kind of foolishness on the road before.

    Brandon N Amanda Youse
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All he needs is a red flag on both ends problem solved

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people take such risks. I also see that this person has a tow bar at the back of the car. Wouldn't it make more sense to hire a trailer? I know it costs to hire one, but the hire costs are a lot less than paying a fine for such a dangerous road hazard.

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    Rosa Kim
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually too real XD

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! This is very true! I can't stand it when some idiots decide to change lanes, or turn, without indicating. Very annoying!

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is world wide.

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! This is very true! I see a lot of people speeding down the Eastern FWY in Victoria (also Australia) sometimes. Scares the bejesus out of me. I'm a P Plater, so that's understandable.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be embarassing if these equations would have actually made sense for a relateable situation...

    Amanda Hoisington
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was having a great time on these posts until now, and now I'm just dejected. :c In order, from top to bottom: 1. The statement of the integral test (though with a Karp reduction symbol rather than a usual greater than) 2. A computation of an alternating series (and more specifically, it's the Leibniz formula for pi) 3. A statement of the fundamental theorem of calculus 4. The definition of a derivative 5. The property of complex conjugates distributing over division 6. The definition of Euclidean distance in two dimensions 7. Two matrices being multiplied with no apparent reason for the choice, except maybe to point out some properties of the determinant These are learned from calculus, some basic matrix arithmetic, and a little knowledge of complex analysis (imaginary numbers). There is no deep meaning here. They only picked these to say that "math is hard". Please, PLEASE stop perpetuating this attitude. I can explain these concepts to anyone.

    Vanessa Bergem
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know what the equation represents?

    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the process on searching for the result of an equation implying the sum (from 1 to k) of 1/n, also called harmonic series. It's used in many mechanical systems like engines, structural systems and anything that induces vibrations. You can learn more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonic_series_(mathematics)

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now they're even 'Food Police' as well, eh? :D

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next they will be fashion police.

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone respond to that with an angry face on facebook?!

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only people who are scared of homosexuals, transgender people and bisexuals. I don't get why people are so afraid of them. They're also human.

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    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! This had me, last night! I was thinking "why isn't the damn picture loading?"

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it, who wait it was just a tiny dot of fly poop. My bad.

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so it took a while and I am a kiwi

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throw that at the offender.

    nanashi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danger Noodle sounds like a cool superhero name

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    Kieron Behan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that bowwow challenge sure did get around >.<

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place first great car, if not get rid of it.

    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah great sense go humour!!

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    Galaxy Nerd
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww i met ed. He's such a sweetheart

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, maybe next time.

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, everybody needs those! Sorta like a "Get out of Jail" card. ;D

    Susan Forbes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be expanded into a bingo card

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1: No more money, 2: Should have went before you left the last place. 3: Never think, always should know. 4: Nope, you are over your limit.

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I have heard so many idiots here in Australia complain about them being fined for going over the speed limit. Each time, they complain that it's about revenue raising. No, it's raising awareness to not be stupid on the road, dickheads!

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a lot of those over here in the U.S. A. as well

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    Shauday Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who ever does their social media... their pun game is on point.

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wee, Let's do that again.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long before they be back driving without their Provisional Driver Licence.

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww you got me a bouquet of flowers!

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    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! How in the heck were they able to drive with tyres like that?

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well driving isnt a problem. just staying in the lane and stopping are

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will just limp on home mate.

    Sheralyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is just horrendous

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    Magpie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh yeah, applies to nurses too.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go ask your Mother-in-law.

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha because apparently the mother-in-law is always "at fault"

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That relationship will get you killed, I would break up with it if I were you.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so dude is six foot and three foot as well, Hmmmm

    Kieron Behan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that all it takes to get free money?! Dang, gotta grow another inch :(

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    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I didn't get a chance to finish off my last comment. I went to correct the "jn" to "in Melbourne" 😂. New phone, guys. Sorry!

    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha yep! This describes some idiot drivers jn

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitting everything as I drive by

    Kim M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything bounces off. Except the citation. That sticks.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear officer I just picked it up, right this minute.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean locking our legs together won't help keep us safe????

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the southern US that's called "carpooling"

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    Ben OBlack
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same tire as the other picture.

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will now drive will now only pay fine and do time, will have to pay for repairs, as well as increase (if not dropped) in insurance, unless over there they don't do that like here in the states.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't read the sign, I left my glasses in my other coat pocket

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    Cathy Binder
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you can't see the nsw cop car waiting for traffic violations you're going waaaay too fast.

    James Rayson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't see them from the front, it's amazing

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago

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    it was a fast flash, you just missed it.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many will really tap????