Marriage is a beautiful journey, a story of love that starts off with a sprint but gradually finds its rhythm into an easy jog that spans (hopefully) your entire life.

While there are inevitably bumps and hiccups along the way, for most of us the bond only gets stronger with age. Helpful to this is the ability to laugh at oneself and each other, life is too short to be serious all the time!

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of tweets from people who appear to have mastered the art of a successful marriage and appear to be having a good laugh in the process. Scroll down to check out the list below!

#1

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

That's a Savage wife right there! Thug life!

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#2

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Lhlodder Report

Mikleo 1 year ago

We have a plug with 2 USB ports.

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#3

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XplodingUnicorn Report

SarcasticKitten 1 year ago

Yes and the excuse is that you're going to the other.

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#4

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squirrel74wkgn Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

Hahahahaha! This should be on top! Jeez!

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#5

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GrantTanaka Report

1 year ago

My uncle has been silently putting tags with his name on my grandmothers furniture :/

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#6

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Bored Phoenix 1 year ago

Hahahaha! Good one!

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#7

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deegeemindi Report

1 year ago

i think like about 35 will be enough

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#8

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GrantTanaka Report

SarcasticKitten 1 year ago

Savage

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#9

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Bored Phoenix 1 year ago

So it's a can't believer?

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#10

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Bored Phoenix 1 year ago

8-) Boss Mom.

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#11

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Parkerlawyer Report

Sarah Laurent 1 year ago

Good sleeping makes a happy wife ^_^

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#12

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MAB1013 Report

Steve 1 year ago

And whatever you do, guys, NEVER respond with " only of you clear out the hair-catcher in the bath plughole". I still bear the scars to this day...

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#13

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copymama Report

1 year ago

When you have kids...

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#14

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XplodingUnicorn Report

1 year ago

my mom does that and she told me she change it to french i dunno how :D

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#15

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XplodingUnicorn Report

The Cappy 1 year ago

Because she only remembers the times you were wrong.

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#16

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FoxyWinePocket Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

My Mom use to say to my dad - "If you try to find things by your eyes, instead of your mouth, you will find them"

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#17

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Tua Xylanthia 1 year ago

Actually this is kinda true, science is on the side of men. Estrogen helps to stimulate immune system to work faster and more aggressive, while testosterone does the opposite. But most men are still big drama queens when they have the cold. :D

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#18

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dumbbeezie Report

1 year ago

Having kids is like this too :DD

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#19

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Marina 1 year ago

Nice one hehe

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#20

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yenniwhite Report

Nancy E 1 year ago

Maybe, he will apologize in your dream tonight.

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#21

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#22

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The Cappy 1 year ago

Never aspire to be Homer.

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#23

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VeryDarkMatter 1 year ago

But.. why? He took a day off. He can do it ! You should rest and netflix all day long

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#24

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Ian Osmond 1 year ago

The Wall Street Journal interviewed a friend of ours about extreme couponing. She managed to supply a number of local shelters with toiletries, and got CVS to pay her for the privilege.

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#25

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Kristel Bijnen 1 year ago

Since I am a picky eater (which I hate, I would love to be able to eat everything without throwing it up) when I try something new at a restaurant and I'm not sure I can eat it safely, he makes sure to order something I like for sure! He is the best!

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#26

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Max Lombardi 1 year ago

You just became my today hero.

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#27

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iwearaonesie Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

My Dad would do that just to annoy my Mom! For him, since I can remember, everything is a joke first!

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#28

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XplodingUnicorn Report

mindfkr 1 year ago

Kids are, hands down, the greatest threat that ever lived.

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#29

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XplodingUnicorn Report

1 year ago

Watch your back ;P

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#30

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Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

Hahahahahaaha.. I got a good laugh on this. too much relatable!

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#31

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1 year ago

Eat his :P

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#32

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Cheezees 1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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#33

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iwearaonesie Report

Stannous Flouride 1 year ago

MARRIED: "You go get the car, I'll wait here with the stuff."

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#34

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Hawk 1 year ago

Husband is jus like. โ€œWhat? Why are you staring at me?โ€ *brings over tea* โ€œI WANT COFFEEโ€

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#35

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Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

ROFL! LMAO! Instantly Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp fiction came into my mind!

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#36

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Emma Perkins 1 year ago

100% my father. He spent hours upon hours cleaning before Christmas day in case someone decided to come over. No one did.

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#37

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GrantTanaka Report

Marina 1 year ago

Hahaha

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#38

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Sheri Clauser Reget 1 year ago

this is us with bananas. green vs. spotted. It's all in the timing.

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#39

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dafloydsta Report

Nancy E 1 year ago

I laughed hard at this one!

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#40

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iwearaonesie Report

SlothKing 1 year ago

that is the first thing i have seen that is not made in china

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#41

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JessObsess Report

Danny Waller 1 year ago

The Reason Why: Kid falls off swing and gets hurt. Mom spits on kleenex and rubs it on kids face. "You'll be fine."

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#42

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ixix82 Report

WaLe 1 year ago

Amen to that :)

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#43

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Cassie 1 year ago

I take four teenagers and make them carry everything, get more than I intended, and send one to fetch a cart. ^_^

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#44

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Fluffy Destroyer 1 year ago

I am a girl. I hate shopping. I do not care about what I wear. I keep my hair neatly braided and like to read. Society thinks I am odd. I F ING do not care about clothes anymore than this guy.

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#45

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The Cappy 1 year ago

So THAT explains what happened to my hammock.

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#46

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PinkCamoTO Report

Nancy E 1 year ago

Or a children's dollhouse with a zillion small pieces ........not the snap kind ;the glue kind

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#47

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JessicaValenti Report

ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

So does my wife

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#48

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Leah Spaulding 1 year ago

Sounds like my hubby

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#49

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Parkerlawyer Report

Peta_C 1 year ago

Resembles my relationship *breathy sigh...gazes into the sunset dreamily*

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#50

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GrantTanaka Report

Shari H 1 year ago

I have said this to my husband many times in our 26 years together. That and "the only way out is death".

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#51

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The Cappy 1 year ago

It comes on every winter and seems to be the "nothing at all wrong" indicator. I have one too ;) It doesn't ever appear indicate what it claims to indicate.

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#52

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Crazy Dog Lady 1 year ago

My husband and I watch Dateline/48 Hours and the like and I swear 80% of them are about husbands killing their wives for life insurance.

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#53

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Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

Relatable!

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#54

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FatherWithTwins Report

JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

Yep, hubby whistles for myself and the kids when we're out and about. You can see our kids heads pop up over the racks like damn meerkats when they hear that sound. It's so funny! Nobody else in the store reacts to that whistle but us.

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#55

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Mikleo 1 year ago

Which anniversary, wedding, first date, first kiss, first time he did the laundry?

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#56

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Cheeseboy22 Report

The Cappy 1 year ago

No grasshopper. It will be time for YOU to leave.

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#57

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TragicAllyHere Report

Daria Mosyagina 1 year ago

Make a printscreen with low percentage on it and show it to your partner ;)

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#58

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XplodingUnicorn Report

The Cappy 1 year ago

Me: "Whee!"

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#59

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ericsshadow Report

Alida Wilson 1 year ago

Marriage level: expert

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#60

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simoncholland Report

Blue Cicada 1 year ago

There's a collection of jokes and stories about Hodji/Hajja (spellings differ, based on country and transliteration). A long-suffering wise man, his stories exist in the Middle East, North Africa, Eastern Europe, West, Central and South Asia. On his deathbed, he asks his wife to put on her nicest clothes and best jewelry. So he has a lovely vision before he dies, she asks. "No, so that when Death comes he'll think you look better and take you instead!"

#61

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smithsara79 Report

SlothKing 1 year ago

NOOOO NOT THE LAST CURLY FRY!

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#62

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

BusLady 1 year ago

Why does auto correct ALWAYS make it into something embarrassing?

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#63

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iwearaonesie Report

Shari H 1 year ago

Wife level: amateur. NEVER allow him to go wait in the car; you cannot let him win.

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#64

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Nancy E 1 year ago

Tit-for-tat~~~~~~~~~~

#65

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junejuly12 Report

Tiffany Wilson 1 year ago

For me, it's push in your chair and turn off the light if you're the last one in the room.

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#66

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simoncholland Report

The Cappy 1 year ago

If I can hear you chewing from another room, you're chewing too loud. Just something to consider.

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#67

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PetrickSara Report

Jon Chevalier 1 year ago

Sex is good for a headache.

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#68

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GrantTanaka Report

Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago

Huh? So the son can look at himself in the mirror?

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#69

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Kristel Bijnen 1 year ago

Lmao

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#70

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JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

That sounds a lot like my grocery store trips for milk. $80 later, I have milk, but hubby thinks I spent too much on it. :P

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#71

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Kris Ruddy 1 year ago

Yes...I always say, "In our total life span we are beautiful for about 20 minutes. In that time we meet our intended, get married & have children." Then our looks go to shit.

#72

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theshamingofjay Report

Kris Ruddy 1 year ago

Stepping on a Lego doth not a test of marriage make.

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#73

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Social_Mime Report

Kris Ruddy 1 year ago

Are you kidding? If you have kids...you have that stuff. I carried a backpack that held baby stuff, kid stuff, snack stuff, car stuff & my purse.

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#74

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Now you know what a dunk feels like .

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#75

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GrantTanaka Report

Kris Ruddy 1 year ago

Self explanatory.

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#76

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Dnelle1972 1 year ago

Ugh. Isn't it the truth?

#77

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Home_Halfway Report

Fluffy Destroyer 1 year ago

I want a pet octopus that consumes emeralds.

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#78

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Beth McFadden 1 year ago

Here's a quick solution: make him go buy the stuff. As soon as he sees what they cost, first-hand, he'll stop. LOL.

#79

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Kris Ruddy 1 year ago

And what is in your secret stash of treats?

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Kris Ruddy 1 year ago

"Oh, by the way....we need a new sofa, too"

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