Marriage is a beautiful journey, a story of love that starts off with a sprint but gradually finds its rhythm into an easy jog that spans (hopefully) your entire life.
While there are inevitably bumps and hiccups along the way, for most of us the bond only gets stronger with age. Helpful to this is the ability to laugh at oneself and each other, life is too short to be serious all the time!
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of tweets from people who appear to have mastered the art of a successful marriage and appear to be having a good laugh in the process. Scroll down to check out the list below!
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My uncle has been silently putting tags with his name on my grandmothers furniture :/
My Mom use to say to my dad - "If you try to find things by your eyes, instead of your mouth, you will find them"
Actually this is kinda true, science is on the side of men. Estrogen helps to stimulate immune system to work faster and more aggressive, while testosterone does the opposite. But most men are still big drama queens when they have the cold. :D
But.. why? He took a day off. He can do it ! You should rest and netflix all day long
The Wall Street Journal interviewed a friend of ours about extreme couponing. She managed to supply a number of local shelters with toiletries, and got CVS to pay her for the privilege.
Since I am a picky eater (which I hate, I would love to be able to eat everything without throwing it up) when I try something new at a restaurant and I'm not sure I can eat it safely, he makes sure to order something I like for sure! He is the best!
My Dad would do that just to annoy my Mom! For him, since I can remember, everything is a joke first!
Hahahahahaaha.. I got a good laugh on this. too much relatable!
ROFL! LMAO! Instantly Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp fiction came into my mind!
100% my father. He spent hours upon hours cleaning before Christmas day in case someone decided to come over. No one did.
this is us with bananas. green vs. spotted. It's all in the timing.
The Reason Why: Kid falls off swing and gets hurt. Mom spits on kleenex and rubs it on kids face. "You'll be fine."
I am a girl. I hate shopping. I do not care about what I wear. I keep my hair neatly braided and like to read. Society thinks I am odd. I F ING do not care about clothes anymore than this guy.
My husband and I watch Dateline/48 Hours and the like and I swear 80% of them are about husbands killing their wives for life insurance.
Yep, hubby whistles for myself and the kids when we're out and about. You can see our kids heads pop up over the racks like damn meerkats when they hear that sound. It's so funny! Nobody else in the store reacts to that whistle but us.
Make a printscreen with low percentage on it and show it to your partner ;)
