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If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!
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#1
Breeding M&M's
According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.
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#2
What A Pure Man
Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.
#3
Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos
North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.
"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.
#4
Happy You Pregnant!
I bet this guy could have used it too.
In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."
#5
3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls
#6
Beds Should Look Like Beds
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one
danielw 6 years ago
only problem is said ice cream sandwhich would probably melt by the time it arrived.
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Mare Freed 6 years ago
Now all I want is a giant ice cream sandwich. I'd sell my brand new bed for one.
Donald Holder*Doc 6 years ago
Point of order. Put a security code in your permission for making purchases on line. That way, when your sloshed, you can't remember the password or don't have the dexterity to enter it. Lol
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
Yah, but what a party that would be if you built an ice cream sandwich big enough to sleep on.
Kathy Davis 2 years ago
I thought it was an ice cream sandwich at first too. This image is deceptive.
Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago
Actually, I think I want a bed that looks like a giant ice cream sandwich.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
But, what did you think it was an actual edible ice cream sandwich? What did you think it was a giant ice cream sandwich shaped pillow?
Christine Cameron-Dow 6 years ago
It might not be what you wanted, drunk dude, but I think it was what you needed at the time....
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
But how would it have compared with a standard-sized ice cream sandwich on a price/weight basis?
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
Funny story, but I hate when people give a bad review just because they made a mistake.
Beth McFadden 6 years ago
The one star review is b******t. Not Amazon's or the manufacturer's fault Adam is a drunken tool, and blind at that.
DancingToMyself 6 years ago
Yeah, exactly as it says - from June 30th, 2016.
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Fair Point
#8
A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles
#9
5/5
#10
The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping
#11
50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes
#12
No Complaints
#13
Toddler Rages Against The Machine
#14
Review On A Roku Streaming Stick
#15
Trimmers And Toilet Talk
#16
Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues
#17
5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital
#18
Alex Jones Coloring Book Review
#19
Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal
#20
Yodelling Pickle
#21
Was Looking For A Jump Rope
#22
That's All I Wanted To Know
#23
Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It
#24
Wife Leaves Husband For Printer
#25
True Love Still Exists
Luis Milian 6 years ago
I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing
#27
Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat
These ladies have probably read this.
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun
#28
This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones
#29
Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good
#31
Cheese Wheel
Alan Wilkening 6 years ago
Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”
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Kangaruby 6 years ago
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
Janine Randall 6 years ago
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg 
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
Roonil Wazlib 6 years ago (edited)
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
elcee 3 years ago
I recently was looking for silicone/gel lined socks for added moisturizing..... and found some that came in different colors, one of which we white folk in america would call "flesh", but apparently, they translated as "meat"... not really interested in wearing meat (colored) socks.....
Ruma Walker 5 years ago
Great post! It would have been interesting to see the original products for each of the reviews - if you had put e.g. an amazon link to each review or the name of the product... I would definitely buy some of them if still available :)
Eagle Girl 6 years ago
HYSTERICAL!!!!! The Calculator watch had me & him on the floor!! Do they still make those?
Kangaruby 6 years ago
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
Janine Randall 6 years ago
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
Roonil Wazlib 6 years ago (edited)
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
elcee 3 years ago
I recently was looking for silicone/gel lined socks for added moisturizing..... and found some that came in different colors, one of which we white folk in america would call "flesh", but apparently, they translated as "meat"... not really interested in wearing meat (colored) socks.....
Ruma Walker 5 years ago
Great post! It would have been interesting to see the original products for each of the reviews - if you had put e.g. an amazon link to each review or the name of the product... I would definitely buy some of them if still available :)
Eagle Girl 6 years ago
HYSTERICAL!!!!! The Calculator watch had me & him on the floor!! Do they still make those?
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