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F*ck That: A Guided Meditation For Today’s World
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F*ck That: A Guided Meditation For Today’s World

A significant portion of us has to deal with fake people, fake news and fake world problems all day every day. And there are several ways to deal with the damage done by these factors – shutting down your phone, turning off your laptop or diving deep into meditation.

Now, since gluten-free, organic and vegan meditation gurus might be as fake as the Instagram influencers, Jason Headley has recorded a meditation guide for real people. And how do you call this kind of video for the genuine portion of society? Well, “F*ck That: A Guided meditation,” of course!

“Gradually let the horseshit of the external world fade from your awareness,” Jason Headley’s soothing voice says invitingly in his awesome funny video. He uses somewhat crude language to connect with modern listeners who are sickened by the stupid problems with society, though meditative and spiritual purists may not appreciate being asked to breathe out their “bullshit” while meditating. Headley is a great short video director, so once you’ve finished meditating your anger away, check out his other videos, too.

More info: jasonheadley.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: laughingsquid)

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VictorVakaras
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7 years ago

three-ring shit show that is your life lol

EmikoMaxwell
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7 years ago

This is awesome. The whispered..."f*** thaaaat...."

TomDavidson
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7 years ago

Life is a sewer; what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

JanetteSchafer
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7 years ago

Best guided meditation ever. Hahahahaha

PiaTorpman
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7 years ago

Like this!!

AmyElizabeth
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7 years ago

Love it

LindaAbbott
Community Member
7 years ago

I totally love this. I sent it to all my fellow meditators. It's perfect.

DiegoBelli
Community Member
7 years ago

that is f*king awesome, soccer moms will be gone, yoga moms will be gone, and fck all that...

VictorVakaras
Community Member
7 years ago

three-ring shit show that is your life lol

EmikoMaxwell
Community Member
7 years ago

This is awesome. The whispered..."f*** thaaaat...."

TomDavidson
Community Member
7 years ago

Life is a sewer; what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

JanetteSchafer
Community Member
7 years ago

Best guided meditation ever. Hahahahaha

PiaTorpman
Community Member
7 years ago

Like this!!

AmyElizabeth
Community Member
7 years ago

Love it

LindaAbbott
Community Member
7 years ago

I totally love this. I sent it to all my fellow meditators. It's perfect.

DiegoBelli
Community Member
7 years ago

that is f*king awesome, soccer moms will be gone, yoga moms will be gone, and fck all that...

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