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“Cow Milk Was Literally Made For Humans”: 93 Dumb Posts That’ll Have Your Brain Doing Backflips
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Sometimes that might be true. Other times, it's just way too painful to keep quiet and listen to (or read) a load of rubbish. The best thing you can do is at least try to correct them.
There are so many dumb posts doing the rounds online nowadays that you'd be forgiven for believing we're living through a pandemic of stupidity. The wildest part is that many of these fools say their piece with their chest puffed out. They have the amount of confidence that, quite frankly, should be reserved for the world's top performers.
Thankfully, the wise refuse to let it slide. For every dense post that dared to be published, there's a screenshot waiting to happen. Bored Panda has put together a list of the best of the worst for anyone needing some brainrot between their very important tasks. Sit back, keep scrolling, try not to roll your eyes too hard, and don't forget to upvote your favorites.
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#1
That's Actually False
nut nibbler 14 hours ago
He doesn't know what a v****a is, he thinks it is a vacuum cleaner attatchment.
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#2
"But It's Not Like There's A Place Called Spania Filled With "Spanish" People"
"If you have only a hazy idea on a subject, or you know you haven’t invested the time to really get informed on it, you shouldn’t feel the need to have a hard opinion at all." So writes author Martin Vidal in a post titled, Why It's So Hard To Argue With Idiots.
Vidal argues that many argumentative ignorant people either have no capacity or no motivation for engaging in critical thinking, and couldn't be bothered to educate themselves. Most importantly, he says, they lack of self-awareness.
#4
Don't Touch The Fidget Stick
The author says it irks him when people don't take the steps needed to a certain opinion, but go on and have it loud and proud anyway. "Sometimes, unfortunately, with a great deal of enthusiasm," he writes. And you only need to scroll through this list to understand exactly what he means.
Communications expert Dr. Alan Zimmerman believes sometimes it's better not to argue with idiots. Choose your fights carefully, he advises. Zimmerman believes you should only engage in conflict if you can answer three questions with a "yes." You'll find those questions further down.
#7
'big Brain' Move From This Fella
#8
A+ Biology
#9
Ok Buddy
"The first question you ask yourself is, 'DOES A THREAT EXIST?'" advises Zimmerman. "Is that other person doing something that is getting in the way of your happiness or success?"
Often, we are triggered by things that aren't worth our energy. "Maybe your child selects a gross-colored shirt to wear. Does that threaten your success? Probably not," explains the expert. However, if a coworker is spreading rumors that threaten your success, there's a very good chance a threat may exist.
#10
Stand Office
#11
Had To Confirm This Is Really What They Mean. Damsel In This Dress
Floeckchen 12 hours ago
But they are often wearung dresses. Also some dresses put you in distress
#12
Native Americans Aren’t American Apparently
"If you can say yes, a threat exists, ask yourself a second question, 'IS IT WORTH A FIGHT?'" Zimmerman suggests. "Some things are worth fighting for, such as a happier marriage or more satisfied customers. Other things aren’t worth the hassle."
He says once you've established that a threat exists and it’s worth a fight, the final question to ask yourself is, “IF I FIGHT, CAN I MAKE A DIFFERENCE?”
Zimmerman advises that if you know the other person isn't going to listen to you, and if there's a good chance they won't back down, then don't bother arguing.
"Don’t waste your breath," he says. "Don’t fight that battle. You’re going to lose anyway."
#13
Just Breathe, Just A Few Breaths
#14
Washington Is So Urethral 😍
Roman Arendt 15 hours ago
D.C. you mean? Then you're right. Pîss-stinking hellswamp. Wrong picture, though.
#15
My Chlamydia Is In Full Bloom
#16
Wireless PC's Don't Exist
#17
So Close!
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 14 hours ago
Are there people out there that think 1 hour is 100 minutes?
#18
A Stunning Revelation
#19
I Love A Good Cholera Casserole
#20
There's A Joke About Fatherless Behaviour In Here Somewhere
#21
A Sign With A Story
#22
Don’t Let Algebra Grow Anywhere…
#23
Condescending Tumble Dryer
#24
Mike's Shop
#25
New Science Denial Found: The Sun Apparently Does Not Heat The Earth
ABC NrTwelve FUCKCENSORISM 13 hours ago (edited)
So when I'm sweating in summer, it's not due to the sun but because someone turned up the core's heat to 11? 🤯
#26
Ponds 🐸
Roman Arendt 15 hours ago
Even if they wrote pawns, I wouldn't get it. Some kind of COVID lockdown reference?
#27
The 11th Commandment
#28
Women Don’t Have Testosterone, Ya’ll
ABC NrTwelve FUCKCENSORISM 12 hours ago
The reason why men "punch walls more than women" is because they are not taught how to deal with emotions. That's also the reason why women get ráped, not because they wear short skirts.
#29
The Pope Isn't Christian, Apparently
astheshadowsfall 15 hours ago (edited)
If "christians" want to refuse Catholics, they are no longer the leading religion, no skin off my back, but they might want to rethink that.
#30
There Are No Replicas Of The Statue Of Liberty, So This Is AI
#31
Two People Confidently And Incorrectly Correcting The Dictionary
Roman Arendt 15 hours ago (edited)
And even Merriam-Webster doesn't know how to respond to that without using words of its forbidden section...
#32
Gastro Astronomer / Astrologist
ABC NrTwelve FUCKCENSORISM 13 hours ago
Gastro astronomer, I love it! 🤣🤣 bet it feels pretty spaced up when you're navigating through that, uhm, worm hole. 🤣🤣
#33
Sell My Nana Illness Is Going Around
#34
Yikes
#35
Valid Victorian
#37
British Spelling
#39
Chess 101
#40
Just Had To Post This
Jeanbore Dilford 13 hours ago
Intelligent thoughts always follow this guy...but he's much faster....
#41
Those Darn Coniferous Cats!
#42
Don’t Take Me For Granite
#43
Job Prescription
#44
A Workable Solution
#45
Something We've All Done At One Point
Roman Arendt 15 hours ago
With prices still on the rise and no kind of relief in sight, we'll all be there eventually. Hot showers? Out of the question! Real food? Hah!
#46
Apparently Submitting Assignments Before The Due Date Is Considered “Late”
#47
Cancer Didn’t Exist Before Vaccines
#48
It's Just A Theory/S
#49
A Pack Of Lips
#50
A Must For Any Kitchen
ABC NrTwelve FUCKCENSORISM 14 hours ago
I mean, they are not wrong, credit where credit is due. :D
#51
Mmmeat Products
#52
Garlic Permission
#53
Globe
#54
So Much For That High Iq
#55
Pep Peas (Pet Peeves)
#58
Idioms Can Be Hard, But "Bull In A China Shop" Is Pretttttty Evocative Of What It Means
#59
I Don't Know What They Thought The Question Was
#60
I Have No Words
#61
European Foods Are Mandated Organic. Let's Start There. (Pre-Packaged Food Sold As Organic Must Display The Official EU Organic Logo.)
BarkingSquirell 1 hour ago
Yes, every country has its own rules for organic certification. For example, the USA cannot eat salad right now while Canada can.
#62
Streamers University Is 350x More Prestigious Than Harvard
#63
Always Isn't All The Time
#64
No Conservatives Or Frozen Food
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 13 hours ago
Sounds like a win. Wish more places were like this. Especially the Government.
#65
A Very Normal Thing To Do
#67
Textbook Rabbit Care
#68
Common Courtesy
#69
A Quick FYI
#71
And A Helpful Thought Experiment
#72
Treating Vaccines Like They’re A Sexually Transmitted Disease
hannahbahngswife 14 hours ago
Please stay single and do not procreate and potentially raise a child / children to believe this b******t🙏
#73
Blood Is Blue Apparently
#74
My Man Mike
#75
A Baby Name To Remember
Roman Arendt 15 hours ago
Till he's old enough for school, no one will remember Epstein. At least that's what the administration's working on 24/7.😐
#76
A Slap In The Face
Caffeinated Ape 14 hours ago
You said no pickles, plural! This is just one singular pickle! Obviously you still got what you asked for! /s
#78
Time Is Hard
#79
Pets In Need Of A Home
#84
The Most Uncomfortable Donut
#86
A Fun New Look
#87
Proceeds To Show A Graph Proving Sea Level Rise
Phantom Phoenix 7 hours ago
BillyBob, perhaps ya wanna borrow Donnie's Sharpie to fix your graph?
#89
Your New Teacher
#90
The Hero We Deserve
ABC NrTwelve FUCKCENSORISM 13 hours ago
"The hero we deserve"? What a disgusting title. Not only are they wasting perfectly fine food, they're endangering everyone around them by shock-distracting drivers. This is beyond idiotic. 🤦♀️
#91
The Perks Of Being Alive
#92
They In Don’t Know A Thing About Gardening
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Roman Arendt 14 hours ago
On another note: It seems I got myself my first downvote-troll. I'm oddly proud! 😅
Multa Nocte (she/her 8647) 13 hours ago
I know! I followed you and upvoted them all. It's so irritating. They come one here when the article is first up and try to wreak havoc.
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Roman Arendt 14 hours ago
On another note: It seems I got myself my first downvote-troll. I'm oddly proud! 😅
Multa Nocte (she/her 8647) 13 hours ago
I know! I followed you and upvoted them all. It's so irritating. They come one here when the article is first up and try to wreak havoc.
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