93 Dumb People Who Should’ve Stayed Off The Internet And Nobody Would’ve Known About Their Low IQ
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Sometimes that might be true. Other times, it's just way too painful to keep quiet and listen to (or read) a load of rubbish. The best thing you can do is at least try to correct them.
There are so many dumb posts doing the rounds online nowadays that you'd be forgiven for believing we're living through a pandemic of stupidity. The wildest part is that many of these fools say their piece with their chest puffed out. They have the amount of confidence that, quite frankly, should be reserved for the world's top performers.
Thankfully, the wise refuse to let it slide. For every dense post that dared to be published, there's a screenshot waiting to happen. Bored Panda has put together a list of the best of the worst for anyone needing some brainrot between their very important tasks. Sit back, keep scrolling, try not to roll your eyes too hard, and don't forget to upvote your favorites.
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That's Actually False
He doesn't know what a v****a is, he thinks it is a vacuum cleaner attatchment.
An Mistake
'big Brain' Move From This Fella
"If you have only a hazy idea on a subject, or you know you haven’t invested the time to really get informed on it, you shouldn’t feel the need to have a hard opinion at all." So writes author Martin Vidal in a post titled, Why It's So Hard To Argue With Idiots.
Vidal argues that many argumentative ignorant people either have no capacity or no motivation for engaging in critical thinking, and couldn't be bothered to educate themselves. Most importantly, he says, they lack of self-awareness.
Washington Is So Urethral 😍
D.C. you mean? Then you're right. Pîss-stinking hellswamp. Wrong picture, though.
Just Breathe, Just A Few Breaths
Stand Office
The author says it irks him when people don't take the steps needed to a certain opinion, but go on and have it loud and proud anyway. "Sometimes, unfortunately, with a great deal of enthusiasm," he writes. And you only need to scroll through this list to understand exactly what he means.
Communications expert Dr. Alan Zimmerman believes sometimes it's better not to argue with idiots. Choose your fights carefully, he advises. Zimmerman believes you should only engage in conflict if you can answer three questions with a "yes." You'll find those questions further down.
"But It's Not Like There's A Place Called Spania Filled With "Spanish" People"
Wireless PC's Don't Exist
So Close!
Are there people out there that think 1 hour is 100 minutes?
"The first question you ask yourself is, 'DOES A THREAT EXIST?'" advises Zimmerman. "Is that other person doing something that is getting in the way of your happiness or success?"
Often, we are triggered by things that aren't worth our energy. "Maybe your child selects a gross-colored shirt to wear. Does that threaten your success? Probably not," explains the expert. However, if a coworker is spreading rumors that threaten your success, there's a very good chance a threat may exist.
Ok Buddy
Had To Confirm This Is Really What They Mean. Damsel In This Dress
But they are often wearung dresses. Also some dresses put you in distress
Quarter > Third
"If you can say yes, a threat exists, ask yourself a second question, 'IS IT WORTH A FIGHT?'" Zimmerman suggests. "Some things are worth fighting for, such as a happier marriage or more satisfied customers. Other things aren’t worth the hassle."
He says once you've established that a threat exists and it’s worth a fight, the final question to ask yourself is, “IF I FIGHT, CAN I MAKE A DIFFERENCE?”
Zimmerman advises that if you know the other person isn't going to listen to you, and if there's a good chance they won't back down, then don't bother arguing.
"Don’t waste your breath," he says. "Don’t fight that battle. You’re going to lose anyway."
A+ Biology
The 11th Commandment
Don't Touch The Fidget Stick
Condescending Tumble Dryer
My Chlamydia Is In Full Bloom
A Workable Solution
A Stunning Revelation
Native Americans Aren’t American Apparently
There Are No Replicas Of The Statue Of Liberty, So This Is AI
Uh, No
There's A Joke About Fatherless Behaviour In Here Somewhere
Yikes
British Spelling
Two People Confidently And Incorrectly Correcting The Dictionary
And even Merriam-Webster doesn't know how to respond to that without using words of its forbidden section...
Digression Of The Player
Gastro Astronomer / Astrologist
Gastro astronomer, I love it! 🤣🤣 bet it feels pretty spaced up when you're navigating through that, uhm, worm hole. 🤣🤣
New Science Denial Found: The Sun Apparently Does Not Heat The Earth
So when I'm sweating in summer, it's not due to the sun but because someone turned up the core's heat to 11? 🤯
Don’t Let Algebra Grow Anywhere…
Don’t Take Me For Granite
Ponds 🐸
Even if they wrote pawns, I wouldn't get it. Some kind of COVID lockdown reference?
Valid Victorian
Job Prescription
Chess 101
A Sign With A Story
A Very Normal Thing To Do
A Must For Any Kitchen
I mean, they are not wrong, credit where credit is due. :D
Just Had To Post This
Intelligent thoughts always follow this guy...but he's much faster....
Sell My Nana Illness Is Going Around
Pets In Need Of A Home
Chemistry Issues
Textbook Rabbit Care
I Love A Good Cholera Casserole
The Pope Isn't Christian, Apparently
If "christians" want to refuse Catholics, they are no longer the leading religion, no skin off my back, but they might want to rethink that.
Mmmeat Products
Those Darn Coniferous Cats!
Cancer Didn’t Exist Before Vaccines
It's Just A Theory/S
A Pack Of Lips
A Quick Psa
Mike's Shop
Something We've All Done At One Point
With prices still on the rise and no kind of relief in sight, we'll all be there eventually. Hot showers? Out of the question! Real food? Hah!
The Big Pot Conundrum
Common Courtesy
A Quick FYI
Women Don’t Have Testosterone, Ya’ll
The reason why men "punch walls more than women" is because they are not taught how to deal with emotions. That's also the reason why women get ráped, not because they wear short skirts.
Apparently Submitting Assignments Before The Due Date Is Considered “Late”
So Much For That High Iq
I Have No Words
Streamers University Is 350x More Prestigious Than Harvard
Always Isn't All The Time
Blood Is Blue Apparently
Globe
Pep Peas (Pet Peeves)
No Conservatives Or Frozen Food
Sounds like a win. Wish more places were like this. Especially the Government.
My Man Mike
Wheeling And Dealing
A Baby Name To Remember
Till he's old enough for school, no one will remember Epstein. At least that's what the administration's working on 24/7.😐
The Hero We Deserve
"The hero we deserve"? What a disgusting title. Not only are they wasting perfectly fine food, they're endangering everyone around them by shock-distracting drivers. This is beyond idiotic. 🤦♀️
The Perks Of Being Alive
Tough Times In The Meat Aisle
A Slap In The Face
You said no pickles, plural! This is just one singular pickle! Obviously you still got what you asked for! /s
A Fun New Look
The Longest Wait
And A Helpful Thought Experiment
Red Just Can’t Get Passed This,
Treating Vaccines Like They’re A Sexually Transmitted Disease
Please stay single and do not procreate and potentially raise a child / children to believe this b******t🙏
Idioms Can Be Hard, But "Bull In A China Shop" Is Pretttttty Evocative Of What It Means
I Don't Know What They Thought The Question Was
Time Is Hard
A Gently-Used Vehicle
Your New Teacher
The Most Uncomfortable Donut
Proceeds To Show A Graph Proving Sea Level Rise
European Foods Are Mandated Organic. Let's Start There. (Pre-Packaged Food Sold As Organic Must Display The Official EU Organic Logo.)
Repost This With Their Usernames Crossed Out
They In Don’t Know A Thing About Gardening
On another note: It seems I got myself my first downvote-troll. I'm oddly proud! 😅
I know! I followed you and upvoted them all. It's so irritating. They come one here when the article is first up and try to wreak havoc.
Load More Replies...On another note: It seems I got myself my first downvote-troll. I'm oddly proud! 😅
I know! I followed you and upvoted them all. It's so irritating. They come one here when the article is first up and try to wreak havoc.
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