Ashley Harrington from Michigan State University recently wrote on Facebook that she was looking for a formal date for her friend. “You might think this is a joke but I’m dead serious,” wrote Ashley. “Please go with her. She’s not weird, she just lives in the library.” Little did she know that Joey Adams, 21, a fellow student at Michigan State, had been preparing himself for precisely this kind of opportunity, because soon after she wrote her post, Joey responded…with his resume!
That’s right. Joey made a dating resume, and as you can see, it’s nothing short of genius. In it he lists everything from his work experience (“Lubricants Consultant (not a euphemism)”) and his life objective (“to find a honey with a bitchin’ family”) to a breakdown of his skills (he’s particularly adept at replying to long texts) and a chart representing how he spends his time (which includes FaceTiming his mom and running his dog’s Instagram account). Sadly for Joey, his efforts were in vain, as Ashley informed him that her friend had already asked somebody else. Still, with a resume like this, we’re pretty sure that Joey won’t have any problem finding a date.
This is Joey Adams, a 21 year-old student from Michigan State University
His friend recently tagged him in a post on Facebook written by a girl looking for a date for her roommate
So Joey responded….with his dating resume!
That’s right. He made a dating resume. And as you can see, it’s nothing short of genius
In it he lists everything from his education and skills (such as crying during Marley & Me)
To a chart representing how he spends his time (which includes running his dog’s Instagram account)
The internet was clearly impressed by his efforts
Sadly the girl chose somebody else, but with a resume like Joey’s, we’re sure he’ll find a date in no time!
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