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Everyone who has worked in retail knows that for every good customer, you get 2 horrible ones pulling up in the parking lot. It's a law. Like gravity.

But some people are so rude, so annoying, and so malicious, it's like they're on a quest to make as many workers miserable as possible. And sometimes they succeed.

When someone like that ruins your day, there's only one thing you can do. Vent online. I mean, you can't punch the jerk or anything—you're still in uniform. Pull off a stunt that damages the reputation of the company you're working for and you're out the door.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of these stories to show you that people in retail really deserve our respect; they go through these situations every day. For more similar experiences, check out our older pieces here and here.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago

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    Glory hounding. Trying to do the right thing for the sake of appearances whether it kills anyone or not

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    In our piece on some of the most ridiculous customer demands ever, we mentioned one study that's relevant here as well.

    Turns out, people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business paper, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees.

    One variable researchers analyzed was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.

    "When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use that even if my father didn't die... you got served and I wasn't rude to you... smiling is nice, but you can't expect someone to be smiling the whole day

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    Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.

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    "We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.

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    Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.

    The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.

    Judging from these posts, retail employees deal with a lot of dumb stuff. At least they're strong enough to laugh from their misery.

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    Ripley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so small-minded that you have a meltdown over what fried potatoes are called.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it... the mind is a stupid thing and will often do something like this

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you

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    Ripley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that lady is definitely going to miss her flight once the "grade-school educated" security person is through with her.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried to steal your work. Charge them double.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why he is no longer in business

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I'm confused... She wants this employee to mix two different paint colors so she can paint stripes with the two colors individually, but she asked that they get mixed so she doesn't have to pay for two separate gallons? But she thinks that somehow the two colors will still be individual? Am I getting this right??

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...they BUY (as in "pay for") books in order to burn them? I see great profit opportunities here

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    Lunar Bicycle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I want to see them take it to small claims . . . I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I can, but it will be double the price!

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you prefer apple or pear?" "yes"

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like: "make me appear first on google search when somebody search for [goddam words which have nothing to do with the customer's business]"

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you had one of those cases when you can't remember a password, ask for a reset, and when you type in the new password, it says that you can't use the old one :D

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    Cari Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days it seems *anything* white is automatically racist....Clouds, snow, paper, whipped cream, milk, fur...

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    Ryleigh Murphy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really tired of people doing this. Once, in second grade, I played chess with one of my friends. They asked me what color I wanted to be, and I said 'I like to be white.' The next two minutes consisted of kids calling me racist.

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ikr. I once got asked if I wanted vanilla or chocolate and I said vanilla. *cue everyone calling me racist*

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racism to start? I wonder where else can this go if you started with the big one

    Chris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a manager once who printed a sign to illustrate something, one side had a happy smiley face, the other had an angry face, which was red to illustrate how angry he was.... she printed it in black and white, and the red face printed slightly darker than the happy face. One of the team kicked off at her saying she was racist. She was a really lovely person and totally didn't deserve that accusation.

    Man with nice beard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to era where's people is always feel insulted by almost anything

    Christy Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just one of those ppl who thinks everything is racist, no matter what it's about, they just love to sound self righteouss ... it's obnoxious

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually called "negative space," and it's a necessary part of any graphic design.

    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why does it have to be 'white' space? Why can't it just be 'space'?" :)

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what colour paper you start out with. You could have black paper (shock horror).

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    Nevits Yibble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke. The gift that keeps on giving

    Dillon Hughes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh if there were blue people all these libtards would say the sky is racist!

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they might say they're pro cop. right around the start of the Chauvin trial, some Minneapolis buildings thought it was a good idea to support some variation of cancer (iirc) by lighting up their buildings the awareness color for that cancer. The next day, they were blasting on the media outlets that they were supporting cancer, because the color in question was blue. whoops.

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    Karel Blechta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you respond to that without laughing?

    BG Rey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him it’s not white it’s BLANK space

    Nul Nemo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Political correctness has become so tiring... o__o

    Warren Cancilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe when America addresses its racism problem, this kind of error will be less prominent.

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye, he ought run for governor of Alabama

    Ian Collins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't even get them started on blank paper

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll try that with HMRC (UK's equivalent to the IRS). They’re sure to see the funny side.

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    Yugan Talovich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go around and watch the back of your monitor. Duhhhh!

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    Darky_Shadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that’ll pass no way he could go broke Definitely going to pay you back Yep. 9th times the charm!

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then flip through the pages like a stop motion picture

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, so you can't handle things on your own. Need to the help from your solicitor, do you? Well, I have a solicitor too and she's better than yours.... See you in court!!!

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    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the blood clapped. And then the OP gets given a nobel peace prize.

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    BlackestDawn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this sounds a bit needlessly complex.

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    Wolfowl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't you burn treated wood?

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and peacock feathers, but not too many; i don't want them to exceed the number of cherubs.

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    Not Proud British
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the customer gets my vote with this one. I am tired of going into a certain stationery shop here in the UK to buy a newspaper, maybe you know, other bits of stationery and have the cashier ask me if I want to buy 2 massive bars of chocolate for a reduced price. I saw the bars, I had to walk past them in order to get to the till. If I had wanted them I would have picked them up. So please do not push us to buy what we did not come in to buy.

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    Hecking Heavy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the client not human or something? I'm confused help.

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now I want to see this logooooooo!

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you need to start stating up front that locked PDFs will be sent straight back as you can't work with them, and start doing that?

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even write reports using word... I just use the CAD software

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    Pedro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imperial or metric has nothing to do with it. Pixel resolution does, as the same pic can be viewed on a large screen as on your phone.

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the initial question by the client seemed like a reasonable request? And the reply comes across as patronizing. Am I missing something?

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