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If you ever want to lose faith in humanity, you don’t need to scroll through depressing news or read about everything wrong with the world. Just spend a day, or even a few hours, working in customer service. You’ll quickly realize there are so many clueless people out there that it’s honestly a miracle we’ve made it this far.

Below, we’ve rounded up some of the most frustrating and downright stupid customer encounters that employees have had to deal with. From ridiculous questions to outrageous demands, these examples might make you feel a little sorry for anyone who works with the public. Scroll down to check them out and upvote the worst offenders!

#1

On Hardware Stores

A post showing clueless customers threatening to go to Lowe's while already inside a Lowe's store.

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    #2

    On Hair

    Social media comment about a clueless customer who thought hair grows from the ends instead of the roots.

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    #3

    On Fine Wines

    Screenshot of a funny server story about clueless customers mispronouncing menu items.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    46 minutes ago

    😂😂😂

    #4

    A Customer At My Workplace Told My Boss I Was Vaping In Front Of Customers…

    A person holding a red and white asthma inhaler backwards, showing a clueless customer error.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    43 minutes ago

    Someone is confused about what a "vape" is. 😂

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    #5

    On Dunkin Donuts

    A social media post where a clueless customer asks a Dunkin barista if they sell donuts.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Well, to be fair, they did remove 'Donuts' from the name.

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    #6

    On Those Subtle Differences

    A text post illustrating clueless customers asking about the difference in portion sizes.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    17 minutes ago

    6 to one, half a dozen the other

    #7

    On Pancakes

    A social media post detailing an interaction with clueless customers at a restaurant.

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    #8

    On Dressing

    A comment describing a funny story involving clueless customers ordering food.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Hidden Valley, of course.

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    #9

    On Light

    Screenshot of a comment about a clueless customer complaining a shop is dark while wearing sunglasses.

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    #10

    On Deer

    Screenshot of a comment from a park ranger about clueless customers asking when deer turn into elk.

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    #11

    On Dolphins

    A comment describing clueless customers asking when dolphins swim by for wedding photos.

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    #12

    All The Lazy Shoppers Who Can’t Afford To Spend An Extra Minute To Put Their Cart Away

    Shopping carts pushed onto a parking lot planter bed by clueless customers

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    42 minutes ago

    People who do this are massive losers. 😡

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    #13

    Guy Blocked 6 Parking Spots In Front Our Store And Walked Off

    A dark SUV parked across multiple spaces in a parking lot while towing a motorcycle on a trailer.

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    #14

    Daily Life As A Digital Artist/ Designer

    Screenshot of messages showing entitled buyers demanding free items, an example of clueless customers.

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    #15

    Why Are You Like This, Target Shoppers?

    Disordered shoe section in a store showing shoe boxes and footwear thrown around by retail customers

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    JL
    Community Member
    57 minutes ago

    Working in retail must be like being a modern day Sisyphus.

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    #16

    The Lady In Front Of Me Asked If She Could Pay Cash

    A self-checkout lane covered in no cash signs showing clueless customers ignoring rules.

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    #17

    I Work In Customer Service, Not Babysitting

    A blue shopping cart in a busy store highlighting clueless customers shopping habits.

    So I work at Walmart, and have become very used to parents just coming up to me while i’m stocking and zoning and say they’re going to grab something across the store and tell me, not even ask, to watch their kid, and then walk off before i can even process it. I used to just do it and watch the kid, but now i’m turning in the kids to my administrators and now they call the parents to come pick up their kid. I’m tired, i have this happen not even exaggerating like 3 times a week, and its annoying. I’m not a babysitter, I am customer service, and those services do not include free child care. So please to anyone who does this, stop leaving your kids with workers at stores. And if you’re a worker at a store such as walmart like me, drop the kids off at an asset protection or some higher up authority figure and the parents can deal with them about leaving their kids with strangers. Its just baffling parents will leave their children with strangers who are at work simply because we work there, like we’re instantly to trust in child care, its genuinely concerning.

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    #18

    At The Self Checkout, A Customer Got Rude With Me Because The Card Only Machines “Didnt Say Card Only Anywhere!” No

    A self-checkout kiosk displaying a clear card only sign for clueless customers who miss the warning.

    So i was working at the self checkout today, and we have four machines that all have across the top of the screen when in use “card only.” There are also signs above each one that say the same thing. To her credit, the machine she got on USED to take cash, as you can see by its design below the shelf.
    She rang up three keys while i was helping another customer and called me over to ask me how you pay with cash. I have to do this all of the time. All. Of. The. Time. So i said, “oh im sorry. These only take card—“ and she interrupted me “Well, it didnt say ‘card only’ anywhere on it!”
    Now since she scanned items, it wouldnt say it on the machine anymore like in the photo. I smiled and said “well it says it then i pointed to the sign right there above the machine, but [coworker] can take cash.” She said, “no that’s fine, ill just go to the one that takes cash.” And i had to tell her that none of them take cash and pointed at the screens.
    It absolutely infuriates me how often people will walk up to a machine that states “card only” and get mad at me when it only takes card. Please read the screen.

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    #19

    On Deals

    A text post illustrating a clueless customer asking if they can buy items without enough money.

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    #20

    On Axes

    A tweet showcasing clueless customers complaining that a purchased axe is too sharp.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    "I just want to scare the trees, not kíll them."

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    #21

    On Sizing

    A social media post about clueless customers asking if medium or large coffee is bigger.

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    #22

    On Flying

    A post showing clueless customers asking an air hostess why the plane stopped over the sea.

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    #23

    On Heat

    A screenshot of a post about clueless customers asking whether mild or hot wings are hotter.

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    MeowZedong
    Community Member
    20 minutes ago

    I would get a yes as an answer to non yes/no questions like this as a server quite often.

    #24

    On Checks

    A comment detailing a clueless customer who thought having checks meant her bank account was not overdrawn.

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    #25

    On Exits

    A story about clueless customers confused by a manual door and asking an employee how to get out.

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    #26

    On Insurance

    A comment describing clueless customers giving car insurance details to a medical receptionist.

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    #27

    On Mountains

    Text post about a funny interaction between a hotel employee and clueless customers asking about mountains

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    #28

    On Pizza

    A funny tweet showing clueless customers asking how big a 12 inch pizza is next to a reaction image.

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    #29

    This Customer Who Cracked Open Almost All Of These Brand-New Tennis Balls

    Shelves stocked with tennis balls displaying funny retail situations with clueless customers

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    #30

    People Who Leave Their Trash On Shelves In Stores…

    Empty coffee cup left by clueless customers on retail store shelves next to boxed products

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    #31

    This Shopper

    A box of jam jars left abandoned in a grocery store aisle by clueless customers.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    14 minutes ago

    If you go around, you're a jammy dodger. Yes, I'm seeing myself out 🫡

    #32

    $10 Entertainment Fee

    Online chat screenshot where a person asks for a free couch from clueless customers.

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    #33

    “I Didn’t Want My Salad Anymore. I’m Just Gonna Place It By The Bike Accessories And Let It Go Bad!”

    Unopened salad container left on a store shelf, demonstrating clueless customers in action.

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    #34

    I Work Retail. When Customers Give You Money Like This, With The Straightest Face You've Ever Seen

    A hand holding crumpled money, showcasing an example of clueless customers.

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    #35

    Just Finished Shopping And Turned Around To See Someone Stole My Cart With All My Stuff I Was Going To Buy

    Supermarket aisle with empty floor space highlighting funny retail moments with clueless shoppers

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    13 minutes ago

    The circle of nothing highlight how much rage this poor person feels 😅

    #36

    “The Nerve Of This Restaurant!” -Karen

    A restaurant review where clueless customers complain about not seating a large group without a reservation.

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    #37

    People Who Trash Stores Shouldn't Go Shopping

    Disorganized retail clothing rack with messy clothes scattered on floor illustrating clueless store customers

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    #38

    When Grocery Shoppers Do This

    Raw ground beef left among green bell peppers by clueless customers in a grocery store.

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    #39

    Worked 8 Long Hrs In Retail. Came Out To This

    Cars parked extremely close to each other demonstrating clueless customers parking skills.

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    #40

    On The Footlong

    A post recounting a clueless customer asking how long a footlong sandwich is at Subway.

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    #41

    On Uncle Arnie

    A message post about employees dealing with clueless customers asking how to make an Arnold Palmer.

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    #42

    On Mozzarella Sticks

    Tweet about a clueless customer asking what kind of cheese is inside mozzarella sticks.

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    #43

    On Wings

    A post about clueless customers where a person orders medium-rare chicken wings.

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    #44

    On Elevators

    Funny comment describing clueless customers asking silly questions about elevators on a cruise ship

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    "No ma'am, you're thinking of a Wonkavator."

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    #45

    On Dentistry

    A comment from a dentist employee sharing a story about clueless customers.

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    #46

    On Flowers

    A social media comment about clueless customers complaining a floral arrangement smells too much like flowers.

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    #47

    On Shrimp

    A comment detailing a clueless customer declining a shrimp cocktail because they do not drink.

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    #48

    On Meatloaf

    Funny social media comment about clueless customers asking grocery store employees silly questions

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    #49

    On Eggs

    Screenshot of a funny comment about clueless customers confusing restaurant staff

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    #50

    On Rain

    Clueless customers social media post about asking weird questions on a rainy day at Walmart

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    #51

    On Earthly Delights

    Screenshot of a funny comment about a clueless customer mispronouncing lettuce as le tu che.

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    #52

    On Traversal

    A social media comment showing a clueless customer asking what floor the 2nd floor is on.

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    #53

    On Ice

    Screenshot of a comment from a waiter about clueless customers asking for water without ice.

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    #54

    A Guy Left This On The Table Of The Restaurant I Work In And Left Without Paying

    A physical Bitcoin coin token representing funny moments when customers were clueless about crypto

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    #55

    I Work Closing At Target, Every Single Night I Have To Push 3-5 Carts Of Full Shopping Trips Abandoned By Customers

    Multiple shopping carts overflowing with random items in a store, showing clueless customers behavior

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    #56

    Customer Didn't Want To Purchase Three Separate 6 Packs So He Just Cut Two Plants Off Each

    Plant seedlings labeled as Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and broccoli sitting on a table

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    #57

    Customer Is Upset That A Mattress Store Won’t… Help Them Move…?

    Funny review from a clueless customer complaining that a bed store refused to help them move

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    #58

    Customer Mailed Back His Computer Mouse

    Computer mouse returned in cut plastic packaging showing a clueless customer attempt

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    #59

    How Customers Leave A Store On Saturday Night

    Messy clothing store aisle with items dropped on floor left by clueless customers

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    #60

    Guy Wafting His Dirty Sandal Throughout The Plane

    Clueless airplane passenger holding a sandal up to the air vent above their seat

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    #61

    People Who Do This In Stores

    Empty coffee cup left sitting on a store shelf showing a clueless customer leaving trash

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    #62

    I Don’t Want Your Free Item. I Want Your Address

    Screenshot of confusing text conversation showing a clueless customer asking about a store address

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    #63

    When A Customer Hands You Cash Like This

    Hand holding a crumpled pile of US dollar bills handed over by clueless customers

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    #64

    People Not Returning Their Carts After They're Done Shopping

    Red shopping carts abandoned in a store parking lot at night instead of being returned to the corral.

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    #65

    These Customers Who Removed Bricks From A Pallet Like This

    Poorly stacked display bricks in a store showing clueless customers or workers structural attempt

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    #66

    People That Leave Things In The Complete Wrong Place In Stores

    Pair of sports shoes returned to a store shelf next to an unrelated bubble toy package.

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    #67

    Folks, Please Return Your Shopping Cart. Especially When It’s Windy

    A black shopping cart left touching a parked silver car, showing how clueless some customers can be.

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    #68

    People Who Think That It's Ok To Open Products In A Store

    Opened package left on a store shelf showcasing annoying habits of clueless customers

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    #69

    Attention Shoppers, We Had A Keyboard Letter Thief In Our Store

    A display keyboard missing several keycaps from clueless customers at a store.

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    #70

    Target Shoppers “Returning” Their Carts To Be “Nice”

    Clueless customers leaving shopping carts scattered in a chaotic pile in front of a store.

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    #71

    Customer Took The Filling Out Of Every Purse She Looked At, And Brought It All To The Front

    A large plastic bag full of crumpled paper left behind by clueless customers.

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    JL
    Community Member
    52 minutes ago

    Did she say why?

    #72

    On Fresh Turkey

    A tweet sharing a funny interaction with clueless customers about frozen turkeys.

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    #73

    On Order Size

    A social media post about clueless customers asking for the difference between 6 and 12 wings.

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    #74

    On Filets

    A post showing a clueless customer asking what type of fish filet mignon is, making employees laugh.

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    #75

    On Ham

    A comment detailing clueless customers at Subway asking about a ham sandwich when they do not like ham.

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    #76

    On Precise Amounts

    A tweet sharing a story about clueless customers asking how many pieces are in a two piece meal.

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    #77

    On Electronics

    Social media text post sharing funny story about clueless customers asking for electronics at Best Buy

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    #78

    On Shuttles

    A text post from a hotel employee recounting a funny experience with clueless customers.

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    #79

    On Barbershops

    Social media comment about a clueless customer asking a barber cutting hair if he is a barber.

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    #80

    On Steak

    Screenshot of a comment about clueless customers asking for cow steaks because they do not like beef.

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    #81

    On Paperwork

    Funny comment about clueless customers misinterpreting a paperwork field for gender or s*x.

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    #82

    On Gyms

    Social media comment about clueless customers asking if Planet Fitness is a gym.

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    #83

    This Guy Sitting First Class On A Plane

    An airplane passenger placing their feet on the overhead compartment, showing clueless customers in public

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    #84

    Someone Is Walking Around The Store Eating Chicken Wings And Tossing The Bones On The Floor

    A single eaten chicken bone left on a grocery store shelf by clueless customers

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    #85

    Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out…

    Clueless packaging showing electronics stuffed incorrectly into a cardboard box

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    #86

    It's Always Like This Around Xmas Time

    A text message detailing an unreasonable customer request for last-minute custom orders with bad terms.

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    #87

    Customer Just Left This Review Of The Place Where My GF Works. The "Main Dude" Says He's Never Seen Him Before LOL

    A negative review showing clueless customers complaining after dropping a cookie.

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    #88

    On Alterations

    A screenshot of a text post about clueless customers calling a business.

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    #89

    On Best Buy

    Screenshot of a comment about clueless customers asking for tires at Best Buy.

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    #90

    On Beef

    Text post highlighting clueless customers asking if corned beef hash contains meat.

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    #91

    Customer Wanted The Best Boards In The Pile

    Messy stack of wooden lumber spilled outside a hardware store building

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    #92

    My Coworker’s Shift Ended So I Took Over One Of Their Tables. Customer Did Not Like This And Left A Negative Tip

    Restaurant receipt with negative customer note complaining about service from a clueless customer

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    #93

    Wife Went To Dollar Store To Get Nailpolish Remover. Bottles Were Nearly 1/2 Empty

    Close-up of Delon nail polish remover bottles on store shelf showing customer shopping behavior

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    #94

    On Currency

    Screenshot of a comment about clueless customers asking to use Canadian money in the US.

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