30 Times People Claimed They Knew What Masculinity Is All About Yet It Sounded Messed Up

What the hell? If you want to be safe and not get arrested you are not a “man”?

Yep, he got her pregnant by being gay. That’s how being gay works

Someone should tell him that car light are LED too.

Yet anyone can knock someone else out but not everyone can cook good food.

dumb dumb think push ups put food on the table.

Wha.....? This is even more stupid than the height obsession

A man who wants to have a lunch box. Who knew.

I don't know...the kind who want to eat lunch?

A man that doesn't want to be hungry.

The kind of man who works a job where eating lunch is important but there are no cafes near by or he wants to save money. Like every construction worker, builder, landscaper etc ever

Hungry man

Someone who doesn't want to carry soup in their hands.

The kind that don't want to starve?

A man with the ability to satiate his hunger on a whim.

One who likes lunch?

I do.

A man that wants to save money. A man that likes to eat what he or his S/O cooked. A man that is too busy at work to step away for lunch.... I don't know what do y'all think?

A man who wants to eat something at lunch?

A man with a lunch he does not want crushed or lost.

I have a thermal bag for my lunch. It's essentially a food purse. I don't have a fridge to keep my food in at work. It's much better than food poisoning.

What do you put your lunch in? Your pocket?

someone who wants their sandwiches not to be crushed?

A man with a great job who can afford lunch. I use a bag, but same concept. My work is rural, no nice little bistro nearby for us fake men to eat at, so I generally bring lunch in a big bag for my dog and I. Come on out where we're at, Real Man. I'll hand you 5 pounds of your own ass before you can get that man-mouth open fully.

The kind who cannot levitate food; what's confusing here? Yeesh

marilyn manson..."these mother*****s gonna get my metal"

One that cooked a great dinner the night before and wants to eat the leftovers.

A hungry one.

So that's why Napoleon Dynamite put his taters in his pockets.

I have a lunch box. It is the ammo box in my ice chest. The ammo box keeps my lunch dry amongst the ice and Gatorade. If I worked in an office, I suppose I wouldn't need it. I could carry my lunch in my briefcase. And on casual Friday, outside vendors would bring food.

A man who eats

The kind of man who likes eating lunch? what do you put it in?

The one eating his lunch?? Does this guy just eat straight out of his very masculine trough?

fellas is it gay to carry your food easily

Stanley has made lunchboxes and matching thermos flasks for over a hundred years... all those miners, builders, truck-drivers, factory workers etc. of both genders must not know why a lunchbox is essential? Not everyone can afford a bought lunch every (or any) day!

A lot of men. Do you have a problem with that?

i carry my food in my pockets now

The old school kind. Lunch boxes are amazing

Ummmm, I do. I work 12 hour days to provide for my family and bring my lunch to save money.... again to help better provide for my family.

My sexy husband has an adorbs one with cartoon skulls and I can't talk him into another one

One who doesn't want to starve

Literally any f***ing man on the planet.

My husband. That welder, Harley riding wimp!

A lucky man, esp if it's a Batman or Scooby Doo.

The frugal, environmentally-concious, organised, healthy-eating kind?

Don't all men have lunchboxes?...sure, some might be packing more into there's and others just a light lunch....I'm guessing this guy just packs a snack.

Yeah I'm such a man that i keep my sandwich in my back pocket, my chocolate bar in my side pocket, my crisps in my socks and my drink on my head, practical as foook.

A hungry one?

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My father, grandfather, and uncles were all coal miners. They worked 10 hours per day in a coal mine - far from any restaurant and where no place would deliver. If they didn't carry a lunch box, they didn't eat during their shift. They were/are the "manliest" of men. They provided for their families, cared for their children, and supported their communities. It doesn't get manlier than that.

A man who wants to eat lunch

Pretty sure it's that construction working sitting on the steel beams of a sky-rise he's building that packs a lunch box. In fact, real men have to pack a lunch for their real man job. It's the white collar pansies that have lunch served to them in a swanky restaurant. Booyah!

Men who aren't hungry. HTH.