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Nick Burchill

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Known affectionately as " The Pepperoni Seagull Guy".

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Nick Burchill • commented on 6 posts 7 years ago

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Thanks Moira. Sorry about getting your daughter stuck in the middle of the lake this weekend.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

The story got a little out of control!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Thanks Moira. Sorry about getting your daughter stuck in the middle of the lake this weekend.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

The story got a little out of control!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Probably closer to 30 lbs :)

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I still made it to dinner on time!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

They pulled that from my facebook page. Different incident.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

NS is home now. Originally from NB. Nice to meet you.

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Nick Burchill • upvoted 33 items 7 years ago

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

hahahaha wow! That is one crazy story, and I bet his Navy buddies thoroughly enjoyed his experiences! We need more of this on bored panda.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

That was hilarious..it really made my day and makes me want to try Brother Pepperoni and stay in Empress Hotel...😁😁😁

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

hahahaha wow! That is one crazy story, and I bet his Navy buddies thoroughly enjoyed his experiences! We need more of this on bored panda.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

That was hilarious..it really made my day and makes me want to try Brother Pepperoni and stay in Empress Hotel...😁😁😁

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

A comedy of errors, for sure!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I could not.stop.laughing!! So glad I clicked to read this. It was well worth it!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

LOL this is hilarious. It's something Hollywood couldn't write

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

If not seagulls, his plan was quite good. Or if they had nets installed on windows.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

What a preposterous series of events. It's like a farce from Fawlty Towers. I'm still chuckling even now. Can you imagine what must've been going through the hotel worker's mind when he left without any explanation, instead just saying "i'm sorry" then walking out?

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Now let's all take a moment to redefine how a "bad day" is supposed to be

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

What a horrible day you had! Just about everything that could go wrong, did for you! I can imagine the horror you must have felt at the end of all this and to get banned for life, must have been the icing on the cake! I am so happy you managed to maintain your sense of humor despite the misery you must have felt. I know I would have dissolved into a puddle of tears if this had happen to me!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

omg the poor women who had to clean up all that gull c**p and drool.....

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

PLEASE, someone, make this into a film!!! I SWEAR I'd make the Premier showing and buy the DVD if it comes to fruition!! OMG! Other than the damages caused (which I HOPE the hapless "victim" inspired were covered at his expense, which would only be the RIGHT thing to do) this event could bring much JOY to folks of all kinds. And in today's world we can ALL use some happiness and joy. If only for a few hours or says, even. And as mentioned in several posts below, star Mr. Bean as the helpless, hapless, "victim" in the story! To coin a term, it would be "EPIC!" LMAO

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

“Tracey Drake, the Empress’s director of public relations, said as wild as it sounds, the story is true. Drake, who heard the news Sunday, initially thought it was an April Fool’s joke but long-term staff confirmed the tale, she said. “It’s one of those things where you can’t make this stuff up.”” TIMES COLONIST http://www.timescolonist.com/authors?author=Katie%20DeRosa

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

And here I thought I had a BAD Day... LMAO!!!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

You had better copyright this story, because I see a movie in your story's future.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Yes, more funny stories like this one! Just what I needed!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

This sounds like a great sitcom episode. Hysterical!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

This is like Hangover, except the guy wasn't drunk or hungover! I thought things like this happen only in comedies! This should be made into a movie!!!!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

This needs to be made into a short film.. fantastic

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Since I know him, I can confirm his Hercules level.....

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

They don't make these anymore! :(

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

That looked a lot like old comedy movies (from Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton to Jerry Lewis)! :)

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

http://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/lifetime-ban-from-empress-for-pepperoni-seagull-fiasco-has-been-lifted-1.23247203 Down at the bottom, long term staff confirm it as true.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

just dont ever store your 12lb of precious peperoni by an open window

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

There are some bad trips and there's this...

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I am crying. OMG

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

😂😂😂😂😂 Now that was the definition of a bad day! This made my day even more so to find the local news of the area covered it and now it’s in international publications brightening people’s day too. https://bc.ctvnews.ca/lifetime-ban-lifted-17-years-after-seagulls-trash-hotel-room-over-suitcase-of-pepperoni-1.3868384

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I don't know if I should feel bad for laughing so hard!!! Damn... Hahahaha

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

This man will have a legendary story that will be told and re-told and re-told at family events, until everyone has heard of the seagull story.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I lost it at "High Tea." I'm glad they let him back in. I'm not sure I would have.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Yeah yeah yeah we get it, all posts should have the stamp "Daniel Loser doesn't approve of this post" Then we can all go on with our day without reading this copied and pasted c**p on every post.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Funny, superinteresting story! :-D Congrats! You're persona non grata no more at the Empress!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Can please someone make a movie?

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I guess he didn't think to ask the kitchen to store it. He could also have gotten ice and put it in the tub. I wonder how his employer reacted. I bet his Navy buddies had a good laugh.

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Nick Burchill • commented on 6 posts 7 years ago

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Thanks Moira. Sorry about getting your daughter stuck in the middle of the lake this weekend.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

The story got a little out of control!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Probably closer to 30 lbs :)

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I still made it to dinner on time!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

They pulled that from my facebook page. Different incident.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

NS is home now. Originally from NB. Nice to meet you.

Nick Burchill • upvoted 20 items 7 years ago

Funny

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

For those of you who think this is fake ( cough..Warawk, Losinger), this made ALL of the local newspapers and TV stations as well. I'm sure the Fairmont Empress would step up if this story weren't true. I have to wonder what's wrong in the lives of people who work so tirelessly to quash a laugh or harsh other people's joy? Must be really happy people ;0)

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

http://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/lifetime-ban-from-empress-for-pepperoni-seagull-fiasco-has-been-lifted-1.23247203 Down at the bottom, long term staff confirm it as true.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Yeah yeah yeah we get it, all posts should have the stamp "Daniel Loser doesn't approve of this post" Then we can all go on with our day without reading this copied and pasted c**p on every post.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

But really, why didn't he just ask to put them in the kitchen? They must have several fridges and surely would have some space. Sometimes people act really weirdly instead of just being logical O.o Also I can't imagine someone chasing and attacking seagulls. I mean, have you ever even SEE a seagul? Let alone pissed, hungry and scared one? If this is true, that man is fearless to the "Hercules" level O.o

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Since I know him, I can confirm his Hercules level.....

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I guess he didn't think to ask the kitchen to store it. He could also have gotten ice and put it in the tub. I wonder how his employer reacted. I bet his Navy buddies had a good laugh.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Wow.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

This needs to be made into a short film.. fantastic

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

This sounds like a great sitcom episode. Hysterical!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Yes, more funny stories like this one! Just what I needed!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

You had better copyright this story, because I see a movie in your story's future.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

And here I thought I had a BAD Day... LMAO!!!

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

poor guy. They should've banned the pepperoni instead.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I couldn't stop laughing since it started

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

I am guessing it is one of those things where it seemed like a good idea at the time or that a better alternative didn't occur to him.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Ive laughed do hard. Yet felt very sorry for all concerned.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Now I need to try that 'roni.

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Definitely one of the best things I've read today!! LOL

The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At The Worst Hotel Guest Ever Who Got Banned From Hotel For Lifetime

Can please someone make a movie?

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