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Chicken Nugget

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Chicken Nugget • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

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For exactly 2 years, I served as the trashman for the International Space Station.

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I’m an 18 month survivor of Stage 3 pancreatic cancer and currently in complete remission.

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For exactly 2 years, I served as the trashman for the International Space Station.

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I’m an 18 month survivor of Stage 3 pancreatic cancer and currently in complete remission.

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I am born on the same date as my dad and great grandpa.

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Chicken Nugget • upvoted 16 items 1 year ago

This Is Peak Chaotic Good Energy

Madlad Made Things Change!

This Is Peak Chaotic Good Energy

Madlad Made Things Change!

Just A Maintenance Request

That Sounds Awesome

F**king Great

F**king King Move!

That One Time Charles M Schulz Ended A Character In Peanuts Because One Fan Said She Was Annoying

It Happened Again. Do Like The Reference Though

Uh, Here You Guys Go. Exam 1 Was Surprisingly Easy

Chad F**king Spencer!!

Tiny Child + Tiny Ducks = F**king Chaos

Alice Roosevelt Should Be F**king Posted Here More

F**king Madlad!

Anon Is Chaotic F***ing Good!

Japan As A Nation Is Full Of F***ing Madlads

Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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Chicken Nugget • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Chicken Nugget • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago

“Take My Money!”: This Online Page Is Sharing Products People Didn’t Know Existed But Now They Want Them

Can I make one about 'nice buns'? or 'nice stack' or 'Lettuce see what you got under there'? or 'kiss me from my head tomatoes'? or 'You can call me patty'? or 'open sesame'? or 'Nice whoppers'? or 'Come have it your way'? or 'Is this an In 'n' Out burger'? or will I spend my time in burgartory of being too cheesy?

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Just like the Kardashians.

“Take My Money!”: This Online Page Is Sharing Products People Didn’t Know Existed But Now They Want Them

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Just like the Kardashians.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

I don't need to discuss my car's warranty

Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

I have a fear of spiders it's a real issue and I'm a pretty big bloke. One day at work a colleague thought it would be funny to find the biggest spider he could and put it down my shirt. He did, I freaked and hit him broke his jaw. He never stopped blaming me. How could I be so scared of a little spider he constantly whined. Phobias can be real and unpleasant.

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It depends to be honest. The difference in Sweden, most of criminal activities get reported, compared to other countries where some crimes won't get reported for cultural reasons. So if you get like 80% of crimes commited in one country reported (crimes being as minimal as having your bike stolen, to as serious as murder or rape), while in another country 40% of them are reported, then on a percentage index it will show that the first country is where society has collapsed, while the other will look better in comparison. There's still a similar amount of crime happening, but in one case they know about it, in the other case they turn a blind eye to it. And my reference about cultural differences, is mainly because as an examble in my home country a lot of harrassment and rape goes unreported because of the massive victim blaming, while in Sweden nobody is going to ask a victim at court to show what type of underwear were they wearing when the assault happened.

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

I've been doing that one for years

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

I hate most people EDIT: Except for bored pandas , u guys are nice

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

In addition to this, there's an app called Finch that is not only cute, but also a fully functional self-care app that asks you how you're feeling and responds accordingly. If you say you are doing badly, a link to a lifeline appears in the corner of your screen and you get things that encourage you to rant, write out your feelings, or use breathing exercises to calm yourself down.

My Little Dude Loves Climbing Pillows

35 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared In This Online Account

How about "Kimono"?

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Chicken Nugget • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago

Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

I have really bad social anxiety and have about 3 panic attacks every school day. My record is 6. I have had someone throw me a birthday party before when I asked them not to, and it also resulted in a panic attack. I feel so bad for this guy that had to go through that even though it was completely avoidable. Those buttholes need to realize that mental illnesses are not a joke and are very real.

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

I highly approve of your profile picture 👌

Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

I highly approve of your profile picture 👌

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

I have finch and I highly recommend it.

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Thank you so much! :)

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Do you know any ways we can help control that? It was never brought up, I didn’t know :( Thank you for saying something

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Chicken Nugget • started following a person 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Chicken Nugget • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Explain The Plot Of A Movie Or TV Show In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Comfort Song? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Dream You Had?

Hey Pandas, Continue The Story (Part 5) (Closed)

Hey Pandas, In Your Opinion, What Are The Best Smells In The World? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Hobby That You Enjoy Doing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Does Your Mental Illness/Disorder Affect Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's An Anxiety Coping Mechanism That Works For You? (Closed)

Chicken Nugget • commented on 8 posts 3 years ago

Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

I highly approve of your profile picture 👌

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

I have finch and I highly recommend it.

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Thank you so much! :)

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Do you know any ways we can help control that? It was never brought up, I didn’t know :( Thank you for saying something

Here Are Some Pictures Of My Cats. Incase You Are Having A Bad Day.

THE KITTY IS SO CUTEE!

Hey Pandas, Explain The Plot Of A Movie Or TV Show In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Good job!

Hey Pandas, What's An Anxiety Coping Mechanism That Works For You? (Closed)

I am terribly sorry for your loss :’(

Chicken Nugget • upvoted 19 items 11 months ago

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For exactly 2 years, I served as the trashman for the International Space Station.

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I am born on the same date as my dad and great grandpa.

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I’m an 18 month survivor of Stage 3 pancreatic cancer and currently in complete remission.

Just A Maintenance Request

That One Time Charles M Schulz Ended A Character In Peanuts Because One Fan Said She Was Annoying

It Happened Again. Do Like The Reference Though

That Sounds Awesome

F**king Madlad!

Chad F**king Spencer!!

F**king King Move!

Uh, Here You Guys Go. Exam 1 Was Surprisingly Easy

F**king Great

Japan As A Nation Is Full Of F***ing Madlads

This Is Peak Chaotic Good Energy

Madlad Made Things Change!

Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Alice Roosevelt Should Be F**king Posted Here More

Tiny Child + Tiny Ducks = F**king Chaos

Anon Is Chaotic F***ing Good!

Chicken Nugget • upvoted an item 3 years ago

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D0z3rD04 reply

This Is Peak Chaotic Good Energy

Madlad Made Things Change!

This Is Peak Chaotic Good Energy

Madlad Made Things Change!

Just A Maintenance Request

That Sounds Awesome

F**king Great

F**king King Move!

That One Time Charles M Schulz Ended A Character In Peanuts Because One Fan Said She Was Annoying

It Happened Again. Do Like The Reference Though

Uh, Here You Guys Go. Exam 1 Was Surprisingly Easy

Chad F**king Spencer!!

Tiny Child + Tiny Ducks = F**king Chaos

Alice Roosevelt Should Be F**king Posted Here More

F**king Madlad!

Anon Is Chaotic F***ing Good!

Japan As A Nation Is Full Of F***ing Madlads

Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

“Take My Money!”: This Online Page Is Sharing Products People Didn’t Know Existed But Now They Want Them

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

“Take My Money!”: This Online Page Is Sharing Products People Didn’t Know Existed But Now They Want Them

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

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Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

My Little Dude Loves Climbing Pillows

35 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared In This Online Account

Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

DUN DUN

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Explain The Plot Of A Movie Or TV Show In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Comfort Song? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Dream You Had?

Hey Pandas, Continue The Story (Part 5) (Closed)

Hey Pandas, In Your Opinion, What Are The Best Smells In The World? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Hobby That You Enjoy Doing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Does Your Mental Illness/Disorder Affect Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's An Anxiety Coping Mechanism That Works For You? (Closed)

Employee Gets An Unwanted Surprise Birthday Party At Office, Gets A Panic Attack, Sues The Company For $450k

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Let's See How Many Cute Reptile Pictures We Can Get (Closed)

Here Are Some Pictures Of My Cats. Incase You Are Having A Bad Day.

Hey Pandas, Explain The Plot Of A Movie Or TV Show In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's An Anxiety Coping Mechanism That Works For You? (Closed)

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Just A Maintenance Request

That One Time Charles M Schulz Ended A Character In Peanuts Because One Fan Said She Was Annoying

It Happened Again. Do Like The Reference Though

That Sounds Awesome

F**king Madlad!

Chad F**king Spencer!!

F**king King Move!

Uh, Here You Guys Go. Exam 1 Was Surprisingly Easy

F**king Great