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Nem
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I'm running off of two hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo. I'm ready to fight god... OR BECOME HIM.
Nem • upvoted 30 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?
Petition to allow all retail workers to slap one Karen per calendar month. Two if its their birthday.Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?
Petition to change the name of ‘Fire Ants’ to ‘Spicy Bois’
Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Learned From Lockdown?
Anime is the best and I’m not mentally stable
Hey Pandas, My Teacher Is Gonna Block Me Forever So Goodbye
Bai. I can confirm that at least SOME of us will miss you. :cHey Pandas, Feel Free To Introduce Yourself And Tell The World About Yourself
Hi everyone, I am a teenage girl. I am a total introvert, but not on Bored Panda. I have lots of anxiety. I like music and play the cello and harmonica. I will be friends with anyone, but I am very awkward in person. I have a personal saying: "you could look like a walrus and identify as a beaver, but as long as you have a kind heart and a good soul, I'll be your friend." My emails in my description, but its a separate from my normal one (for security reasons) so I won't respond for a while.Hey Pandas, Feel Free To Introduce Yourself And Tell The World About Yourself
Hi, the name's Songo. I'm an introvert but also an extrovert. Idk, it confuses me too. I like to ride horses and play Minecraft in my free time. My favorite musician is probably Florida Georgia Line, or Toby Kieth. I guess you could say I'm a kid. I am currently friendless, so if you need a friend please please contact me. Email in my bio (I think)
Feel Free To Introduce Yourself And Tell The World About You.
* Shout out* Hi! I'm Mark and this is Elmo! Elmo: Hi! Elmo is happy to see you all :D I love sushi and Elmo loves his blanky. I love him and he loves me too (we're best friends- not dating). I like doing basketball and Elmo likes playing Tic-Tac-Toe! We're basically like Skid and Pump, but we don't eat that much sweets.Show All 30 Upvotes
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Nem • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?
Petition to change the name of ‘Fire Ants’ to ‘Spicy Bois’Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?
Petition to allow all retail workers to slap one Karen per calendar month. Two if its their birthday.Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Learned From Lockdown?
Anime is the best and I’m not mentally stable
Hey Pandas, If You Could Be Any Supernatural Creature, What Would It Be And Why?
Kitsune. It would be nice to escape human life and be in the wild. Alone, and AWAY from human civilization.
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