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Helen Carter
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I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade. But since I got Parkinson's, I don't have the balls to do it anymore.
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My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
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My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”. She screamed. “These contractions are going to kill me!” “I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”
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imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. there would be mass confusion.
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Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure

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I just discovered that the word "nothing" is a palindrome... Backwards it spells "gnihton", which also means nothing.
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Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
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6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9? Because he needed 3² meals a day.
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Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump? Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.Show All 30 Upvotes
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Laughing-Seals-Jokes
I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade. But since I got Parkinson's, I don't have the balls to do it anymore.
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My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”. She screamed. “These contractions are going to kill me!” “I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”
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Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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