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Freek Joustra
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Freek Joustra • upvoted 36 items 8 years ago
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The voice she used to baby talk to her dog was insufferable. Occasionally she would use it on me but not a lot. Then one night she asked me, "Can I sucky on your dicky?" It was the first, and last, time I turned down sexual activity. We broke up right then and there.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
We are at a local brewery and she looks as though she is about to cry. I ask her what the problem is and she mentions that they don't have any vegan options. They have plenty of vegetarian options that allow for you to substitute for vegan cheese, so I suggest that. At this point tears are rolling down her cheek. I ask if she has another place in mind and she immediately perks up. We head over to that restaurant and she orders fish tacos.
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Freek Joustra • upvoted 20 items 8 years ago
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We are at a local brewery and she looks as though she is about to cry. I ask her what the problem is and she mentions that they don't have any vegan options. They have plenty of vegetarian options that allow for you to substitute for vegan cheese, so I suggest that. At this point tears are rolling down her cheek. I ask if she has another place in mind and she immediately perks up. We head over to that restaurant and she orders fish tacos.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
The voice she used to baby talk to her dog was insufferable. Occasionally she would use it on me but not a lot. Then one night she asked me, "Can I sucky on your dicky?" It was the first, and last, time I turned down sexual activity. We broke up right then and there.Love Is Awesome. My 90 Year Old Grandpa Didn't Move From This Spot For 4 Days After Grandmas Open Heart Surgery
He Sang To Her Every Night Before Bed. Moments Before She Passed On, He Did The Same. 70 Years Of True Love
My Grandma Recently Passed. My Grandpa Sent Me This Picture So I Could Know What Man Looks Like When He Is In Love. They Were Married 60+ Years
I Was Having Lunch With My Mom And This Gentleman Was Having Coffee With His Late Wife. Everyone Deserves To Have A Love This Strong
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