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D Schweitzer

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D Schweitzer • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey Pandas Got Any Advise On How To Be A Good You Tube

D Schweitzer • upvoted an item 4 years ago

Hey Pandas Got Any Advise On How To Be A Good You Tube

You can start with having something worth people's time and attention. Maybe work on your English skills too.

D Schweitzer • upvoted 38 items 5 years ago

40 Women Share Stories About Men Who Confidently Mansplained Something Obvious To Them

Men can be good and nice and still say something silly now and again. Have you never made a mistake, spoken before thinking or done something stupid?

40 Women Share Stories About Men Who Confidently Mansplained Something Obvious To Them

A happily married couple doesn't have "lanes." They swim together in the same lane as a united partnership. I guess you wouldn't know, though.

40 Women Share Stories About Men Who Confidently Mansplained Something Obvious To Them

Men can be good and nice and still say something silly now and again. Have you never made a mistake, spoken before thinking or done something stupid?

40 Women Share Stories About Men Who Confidently Mansplained Something Obvious To Them

A happily married couple doesn't have "lanes." They swim together in the same lane as a united partnership. I guess you wouldn't know, though.

40 Women Share Stories About Men Who Confidently Mansplained Something Obvious To Them

I know, He should have known better than to marry this arrogant jerk. "I wEnt tO hArvArd LaaaAaAw!"

45 Jokes And Memes That Have Picky Eaters Feeling Called Out

Tabitha- again, if it makes you vomit from revulsion, that is not being "picky." That is you looking out for yourself. Humans developed vomiting to purge a potential toxin from their bodies. Your body thinks it is protecting you from a toxin and so you vomit even if the ingested food isn't toxic. That's human evolution in action that you have little control over and not "picky eating."

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

@Sang- yes, I donated. I know you haven't so I won't bother asking you. In my experience, anyone resorting to a "Napolean complex" accusation is too mentally small for me to bother with. (Although Napolean was really 5'8 and not the midget people make him out to be.

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Show me proof you donated, "bitch" and I'll match it. Show me your emailed receipt from PayPal. Here- I know you're full of s**t so I'll just show you I actually did donate. Now, put up or shut up BITCH! https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/DaveRets_Donation_email-601a12dfe341c.jpg

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Adriana (or should I call you "Angry-ana"?) Saying something nice only makes the speaker feel better. It doesn't do anything to actually HELP the world. These hollow, meaningless bromides accomplish nothing while an asshole like me actually DOES something to help the world. I know APPEARING nice is important to you but not important enough to actually DO something nice. Me? I'm an asshole. But, I'm an asshole who cares enough about others to actually DO something to help others. I guess Jesus just loves me more. LOL

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Show me proof that you did and I'll match your donation even though I already gave them $50. Post your PayPal e-mail with all of the identifying info removed showing you paid. I'll post mine after I make my second donation. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

No, you're being self-promoting for internet point by pretending you care about this dog. Meanwhile, I care enough to make an actual donation. "I" am being "nice" by helping someone who needs it. You're just trying to get attention and internet points that mean nothing by pretending to actually care.

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Awwww. Adriana... do you REALLY think they would let someone with a temper like you adopt Boston? I mean, you're really swinging on the door hinge, aren't ya? It's funny that YOU, who didn't make a donation, are telling me (who DID make a donation) to go f**k myself. F*****g hilarious! Enjoy those upvotes, She-Hulk!

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

"IlL tAke THe DoG aND tHe KiD" says the person not actually helping by making a donation. LOL- and I'm the "NARCISSISTIC BRAT"? LOL

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Yes, I got tired of waiting for you... "non-assholes"(I guess??) to donate. I knew none of you would and you, Adriana, carried the banner of self-centered assholes to the end with your self-righteous bullshit. It's funny that YOU are calling me a "NARCISSISTIC BRAT" when YOU are the one getting all upset about someone actually giving enough of a s**t to donate to these people rescuing dogs I'll never meet. I'll sleep like a baby tonight. I hope your hyperventilating slows down by then so you can slumber away too. You certainly appear to need it with your anger issue.

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Cool lecture, bro. How much are you donating?

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Cute attempt to redirect the conversation, but, like everything else in your life, it failed. It amazes me how you will go to such lengths to try to insult me and yet you CONTINUE to refuse to help out this dog rescue group. How much are you giving?

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

I will match what anyone donates up to $100 total, Tommy-poo. How much are you giving?

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online

We should probably add your comment to this list

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online

I dunno, maybe all the black slaves who were eventually set free?

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

And here's Toasty- STILL not donating but making time to write stupid s**t nobody cares about. Why didn't you donate, Toasty? Vomiting your idiot thoughts is more important than doing something to help someone or something other than you, huh? And YOU berate me? LOL. Next!

Hey Pandas, What Advice Would You Give Someone Going Through A Rough Patch In Life?

If you are diagnosed with Depression, severe or otherwise, follow your care provider's instructions to a "t." Don't stop taking your meds because you "feel better." You "feel better" BECAUSE you're taking your meds. Don't be afraid to reach out for help. People will understand and support you MUCH more than you think. Also, take care of yourself. FORCE yourself to go for a walk- even if it's just to the sidewalk and back. Just keep moving even if it seems impossible. Some days you won't do anything and that's fine. Don't beat yourself up over it. Just try again the next day. Whatever you do, do NOT give up! NEVER surrender to it.