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Dustin Conran
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131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.Show All 14 Upvotes
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131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time
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