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Conservative Christian • commented on 16 posts 3 years ago

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thanks!

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thanks!

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toxic for the non liberals supporting America and Elon

Hey Pandas, I’m New Here, Ask Me Anything

i accidentaly put a christmas meme here

Hey Pandas, I’m New Here, Ask Me Anything

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

iv'e read the bible front to back and i t is 50% metaphor. the flood, 6 day creation, exodus, ten comandments, none of that happened. what do you want from me exept for me to be ridiculed. btw i can tell you are triggered by the post itself meant as a lighthearted joke.

Comedian Pokes Fun At “Conservative Logic” By “Defending” 30 Of The Most Evil Villains

as a conservative, this is funny

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

thank you

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

. I Disapprove of What You Say, But I Will Defend to the Death Your Right to say it, also you seem ruder than me soooooo

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

all good points but the bible constantly shows his love

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

the exact opposite ist true for me, questioning the bibe is the most important thing a christian can do

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

passover didnt happen literaly

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

i can explain the metaphores if you want

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

my denomonation says it at least

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

i can explain the metaphores if you want

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

i mean, they are https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/09/the-rich-already-pay-too-much-in-taxes/

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Conservative Christian • upvoted 21 items 3 years ago

‘Blessed Images’: 50 Times People Saw An Image So Pure, It Healed Their Soul A Bit

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‘Blessed Images’: 50 Times People Saw An Image So Pure, It Healed Their Soul A Bit

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The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

They’re made to believe that being that way is acceptable and actually really cool by OTHER MEN. Not women. Not even gay men. Other heterosexual men. Like the 12 year old boy who likes a girl but doesn’t want to publicly admit it so says nasty and hurtful things to her when his guy friends, who don’t like girls yet, are around so they’ll think he’s cool. The standard bearers of the entitled, narcissistic, a*****e behavior of most men are those same groups of 12 year old boys, only physically—-but not mentally and emotionally—-older.

The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

Boredpanda only included reactions that were supportive of the original article. It mentions that there was backlash and anger but for some reason sweeps it under the carpet. 'Othering' the men that are angry about this article by suggesting that they aren't "normal humans" doesn't help to solve anything.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

Their comments can be reported and the comments are of course linked to the users. See the little word "report" right above your name here ... That's the one.

The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

I feel the same as a man. had 2 horrible relationships were my first gf cheated on me and the second went full borderline on me for almost 8 years. we broke up like 150 times a year. i now live alone and in peace. i waste as little time and thoughts on women as is can.

The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

Caro Caro, In Spain I find the opposite. Women expect the man to pay, pay for dinner and drinks, pay the rent and expenses. Very few women will pay their way.

The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

Same for men.

The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

I am a bit irked by how this all reads, the original article doesn't vilify high standards and actually identifies the failures of important individuals in a man's life setting a good example/men being well educated on an emotional level. However we can't let our feminist attitudes excuse us from being good partners, which involves compromise and understanding regardless. But also the ratio of the sexes in dating apps is really distorted. Whether it's a swipe right/left scenario or a women must message first concept...there are multiple factors that skew any legitimate study on relationships. Men and women tend to identify and estimate the value of a partner differently. Particularly when "swiping casually". Often insecure individuals have to pay to see "who liked them first" and then are more confident to reciprocate. It may be the more common way to meet people but a poor reflection reflection on dating in a legitimate sense

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It?

no report button for users

Hey Pandas, I’m New Here, Ask Me Anything

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thanks!

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

toxic for the non liberals supporting America and Elon

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

I like how people talk as if all wars are fought on behalf of religion. There are many violent anti-religious leaders who killed thousands for their political power but nobody wants to talk about them because what becomes popular is what the majority supports. @LeeBreezy I agree with you.

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Check out any thread in which abortion is discussed. Anyone promoting pro-life is downvoted, whether what they say is relevant, true, polite, or horribly wrong and hateful. To be fair, if pro-life were the majority opinion, I sincerely believe the pro-choice people would be just as savagely attacked. Any other issue, the minority opinion will receive a few downvotes, but if presented properly, will be accepted by the majority. I've even seen people take the downvotes to task. Abortion? Forget it. There's too much anger and hatred on both sides to ever really come together and discuss it.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It?

people seem to be really liberal here and it is kinda a toxic environment for people supporting america, elon, ect

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

Sin is evil. It doesn't matter if you rape a woman, steal from your mother, or practice witch craft. If you commit a sin, you deserve to die as punishment. God is the final judge. Why do we have trials and verdicts? If a person commits a crime, they can be put to death. It happens to this day. Do you know the history of the cities that the Israelites and God destroyed? They were disgustingly evil (just like our modern society). They sacrificed their own children and left the poor to starve. They raped, murdered, and committed violence against one another. God gave them a chance to repent. But they denied him and mocked Him. Their time was up, so God judged them. He wiped them out of the face of the earth. No one who is evil deserves to live. Is lawful justice evil? Are you saying that these murders, adulterers, and heathens should not pay for their crimes? Men were the ones who killed Jesus, not God.

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

all good points but the bible constantly shows his love

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

the exact opposite ist true for me, questioning the bibe is the most important thing a christian can do

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

passover didnt happen literaly

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

"Conservative Christian" might want to listen to all the other Nat-C's who insist it's meant to be literal. Even you dipshits can't make up your minds about what it means or what to believe.

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Conservative Christian • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

thanks!

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

toxic for the non liberals supporting America and Elon

Hey Pandas, I’m New Here, Ask Me Anything

i accidentaly put a christmas meme here

Hey Pandas, I’m New Here, Ask Me Anything

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

Comedian Pokes Fun At “Conservative Logic” By “Defending” 30 Of The Most Evil Villains

as a conservative, this is funny

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

thank you

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

. I Disapprove of What You Say, But I Will Defend to the Death Your Right to say it, also you seem ruder than me soooooo

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

all good points but the bible constantly shows his love

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

the exact opposite ist true for me, questioning the bibe is the most important thing a christian can do

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

passover didnt happen literaly

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

i can explain the metaphores if you want

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

my denomonation says it at least

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

i can explain the metaphores if you want

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

i mean, they are https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/09/the-rich-already-pay-too-much-in-taxes/

30 Times Honest Kids Slam-Dunked Adults With Savage Roasts, As Shared In This Online Thread

nice

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

it makes sense tho, what if you have twins

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

he does

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

my apologies /s

Conservative Christian • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

‘Blessed Images’: 50 Times People Saw An Image So Pure, It Healed Their Soul A Bit

Darude-Sandstorm

Add-A-Word-Ruin-A-Product-Jimmy-Fallon

The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

Caro Caro, In Spain I find the opposite. Women expect the man to pay, pay for dinner and drinks, pay the rent and expenses. Very few women will pay their way.

The Number Of "Lonely, Single Men" Is On The Rise Due To Women Choosing Healthier Relationships, And The Internet Finds It Funny

Same for men.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

Their comments can be reported and the comments are of course linked to the users. See the little word "report" right above your name here ... That's the one.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It?

no report button for users

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

he does

Man Jokingly Analyzes Bible Stories As Non-Religious Literature And Finds It “Just Objectively Hilarious”

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

thanks!

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

toxic for the non liberals supporting America and Elon

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

It's a well known fact

Artist Shows Us What Famous Characters Would Look Like In Real Life (19 New Pics)

i prefer the original https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/gary-oldman-614b9d95d5adb.jpg

Artist Shows Us What Famous Characters Would Look Like In Real Life (19 New Pics)

It’s-a-me! Mario! I have-a the mushrooms in-a the van!

I Used AI To See What These 26 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life (New Pics)

I agree, but she is a princess, so her mom tried to make her less rugged. So she really has a rugged side, but I think this creation is more of the princess part her mom encouraged.

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