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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Africa by Toto heard: I test the rains down in Africa actual: I bless the rains down in Africa ** I thought it was an acid rain/ pollution issueHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Gotta love those Starbucks lovers (Real) I got a long list of ex-lovers "Blank space" by Taylor SwiftHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
We actually call any misheard lyrics the “CCS syndrome” because when I was young not only did I hear “pears skating lightning” instead of “earthquakes and lightning” I always thought the name of the group Creedence Clearwater SURVIVAL. Another bad one from me: I always heard “Nose Bleed” instead of “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt.Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
(Real): wherever the wind blows (What my sibling heard): a brick through the windowHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
"Try everything" (Real):with every new mistake (What I heard): with every stupid steakHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed (Real) I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed (Guess I really ain't the sharpest tool)Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Misheard: Living on toads a time Real Lyric: Living on Tulsa time Tulsa Time by Danny FlowersHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Girls like you by maroon 5 Real lyrics Maybe it’s 6:45 Maybe I’m barely alive Maybe you’ve taken my s**t for the last time Maybe I know that I’m drunk Maybe I know your the one Maybe I’m thinking it’s better if you drive But I thought it always said babyHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
I want it that way by Backstreet Boys Real lyrics “Tell me why Ain’t nothing but a mistake” Misheard lyrics “Tell me why Ain’t nothing but a meat steak” Heard it on YouTube and is definitely one that made me laughHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
She wants to dance like ooooh you farted marry me till I confess Real lyrics: She wants to dance like Uma Thurman, Bury me 'til I confessHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
"Oceans" by The Format. Real lyrics: "I hear you're somewhere in the sand" I heard: "I peed somewhere in the sand"Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Misheard lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing paychecks (or penguins)?” Actual lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?”Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Actually: Excuse me while I kiss the skyHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Safi'jiiva's theme. Yes, he is a "simple gentle sailor."Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
needle in the bread, gotta get you out of my head needle in the bread, gonna wind up dead Actual lyrics: needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead 'stitches' by 'Shawn Mendes'Show All 23 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Misheard: Living on toads a time Real Lyric: Living on Tulsa time Tulsa Time by Danny FlowersHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
She wants to dance like ooooh you farted marry me till I confess Real lyrics: She wants to dance like Uma Thurman, Bury me 'til I confessHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Girls like you by maroon 5 Real lyrics Maybe it’s 6:45 Maybe I’m barely alive Maybe you’ve taken my s**t for the last time Maybe I know that I’m drunk Maybe I know your the one Maybe I’m thinking it’s better if you drive But I thought it always said babyHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Africa by Toto heard: I test the rains down in Africa actual: I bless the rains down in Africa ** I thought it was an acid rain/ pollution issueHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Gotta love those Starbucks lovers (Real) I got a long list of ex-lovers "Blank space" by Taylor SwiftHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
We actually call any misheard lyrics the “CCS syndrome” because when I was young not only did I hear “pears skating lightning” instead of “earthquakes and lightning” I always thought the name of the group Creedence Clearwater SURVIVAL. Another bad one from me: I always heard “Nose Bleed” instead of “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt.Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
Safi'jiiva's theme. Yes, he is a "simple gentle sailor."Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
(Real): wherever the wind blows (What my sibling heard): a brick through the windowHey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric?
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed (Real) I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed (Guess I really ain't the sharpest tool) vii • is following 4 people
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