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So in 2020, the world had to stay at home in quarantine because of a deadly virus. People went nuts. But I thought about using my spare time to learn to do comics. No skill whatsoever.
I started this project as an inside joke, and people started to kinda like it. Then, I posted the first 30 here, and it exploded!
All the love and suggestions I got made me keep going, so here are 37 more ways to end You-Know-Who. I follow only one rule when thinking about them: no guns. I hope you keep enjoying them!
*Disclaimer: I know NONE of this would work against the Dark Lord. But that's the whole point. These situations made me blow air through my nose when I thought about them.
I hope you see the fun part and blow air through your nose, too.
And if not: Obliviate!
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#1
Charlie Where U At?
Final score:
127points
Giovanni 5 years ago
The Weasleys may be humble but they are extremely succesfull, Bill is an international curse breaker, Charlie is a dragon handler, Percy is an high level burocrate, Fred & George had a booming business at 17 yo, Ron is an Auror, war hero and best pall with the chosen one and Ginny is a professional quiddich player.
Jenny Li 5 years ago
Well done. I can't believe I didn't notice Charlie, I've been a MEGAfan since 10.
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#2
Dirty Harry...
Final score:
106points
Jenny Li 5 years ago
He wouldn't have been friends with Ron and Hermione 'cause if his parents didn't die, he would've known exactly how to go on Platform 9 3/4 with his parents help. He would've hated Hermione forever because Voldemort never went after the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone, the troll wouldn't be released and Harry and Ron never helped Hermione. Also, Hermione didn't fix Harry's glasses because he didn't have them. Snape would've been nicer to Harry and Neville because Voldemort never existed. Or simply, Lily marries Snape, he never would've taken an interest to the dark arts. Also, Harry might not marry Ginny, because he wasn't REALLY friends with Ron. Ron will not marry Hermione, as he hates her. So cursed child may not happen, because time turners will not be destroyed, and they will not have to save Cedric, Cedric will be alive due to Voldemort's lack of existence. Hermione will not be Minster, she wasn't friends with Ron and Harry. There's a word limit, I'll continue in another comment
Jenny Li 5 years ago (edited)
Continued: Fred and George won't have a shop. Harry wouldn't be entered to the Triwizard Tournament. Ginny wouldn't have a Pygmy Puff. No prophecy will be made, same DADA teacher, probably no Fleur x Bill. No horcruxes, no Ron x Hermione, no Teddy Remus, since Lupin probably won't meet Tonks. Sirius won't be in Azkaban, due to Peter Pettigrew won't turn evil. Harry won't be a horcrux, and won't be famous. PLEASE UPVOTE!
Ginny Weasley 5 years ago
Technically Harry would be harming himself because you can only go back 5 hours without seriously injuring himself.
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
He travels back in time to prevent Voldemort's parents from conceiving him.
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#3
Teenagers Amirite?
Final score:
102points
Jenny Li 5 years ago
You-Know-Who (Voldemort) is pleading! The word "Dude" PROBABLY didn't exist yet.
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Ada Hiestand 2 years ago
IiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnaaaaaaaapppppppprrrrrrrrrrooooooooopppppppprrrrrrriaaaTtttteeeee and how does drawing penises make he who must not be named die?
#4
Legalize Herbology, Like, Please Bro
Final score:
101points
I'm A Lazy Panda 5 years ago
There's a team where I play bar trivia called Hufflepuff-puff-pass lol.
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Ayasophya Alturas 5 years ago
but, like, it's better than solving the problem with violence, Bro.
unexpected 5 years ago
Professor Sprout, head of Hufflepuff and Herbology Professor
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Transfiguration Gone Good
Final score:
99points
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago (edited)
First thing first ... I LOLed at comic # and that little 'nice' under it. Good touch. Thank you.
Kate Johnson 5 years ago
Thank you for sharing that! I had missed it until you mentioned it, and I agree with you.
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Batty 5 years ago
you see the button on the far left of your keyboard right above the shift key? that's your caps lock. might wanna hit that bad boy one more time. & it's spelled "the," not "da".
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#8
Bros Before Lords
Final score:
93points
#9
MMA Tournament: Mixed Magical Arts
Final score:
90points
Jaded Queen 5 years ago (edited)
Oh my god!! We are never gonna be over , "Dumbledore screams and shakes harry to the core" scene. It's such a mood, I wanna do it that to some ppl
Ada Hiestand 2 years ago
Jenni Li stop sending all those photos. Any potter head who has Pinterest has seen those.
Albus Dumbledore 4 years ago
I've always wondered when Voldemort put his name in the goblet of fire.
#10
It's Never A Good Time For Bubble, Bubble
Final score:
89points
#11
Secret Ingredient: Pain
Final score:
88points
#12
Don't F*** It Up This Time Dumbi...
Final score:
81points
Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
I swear Harry why do you keep shortning them with just an i (eg: Voldi,Dumbi,Hogwi)
#13
For Papa!
Final score:
79points
Annie S 5 years ago
Just imagine: Aragog going into action. Slowly sneaking until the moment is right. Aragog babies slowly follow and once he is down, BAM!!! Voldy just got killed by suffocating in spiders.
Ginny Weasley 5 years ago (edited)
FOR PAPA!!!!!! Edit: I wrote this before I saw lavenders comment. Sorry Lavender!
#14
Good Ol' Lockhart! *Theme Song Starts*
Final score:
77points
Kim Bush 5 years ago
All of his spells backfired, so his healing spell actually killed instead
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Y'er A Piggy! (Still No Nose Though)
Final score:
75points
#16
Directed By Tarantino...
Final score:
74points
Nymphadora Tonks 5 years ago
RIP ME (I am somehow still alive in WWA (wizarding world afterlife)
#17
Spam Is Annoying (Sometimes Deadly)
Final score:
74points
Jenny Li 5 years ago
Not really, I might one day pretend to be a character and actually pretend to have the personality of that character. Science is how loud the howlers would be, in decibels, it will be really painful to your ear if you got 50 howlers. Your brain probably can't process them. basically, he general consensus is that a loud enough sound could cause an air embolism in your lungs, which then travels to your heart and kills you. Alternatively, your lungs might simply burst from the increased air pressure.
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S*** Got Deep
Final score:
70points
Ricky Maveety 5 years ago
The title of the book in the UK is "philosophers' stone" ... it was the stone that an alchemist could use to transmute matter. However, the American publisher assumed we here in the US were too stupid to know that, so they changed it.
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#19
Classic Soul Crush Maneuver!
Final score:
66points
#20
You Are Never Too Careful
Final score:
66points
#22
Elf Yourself
Final score:
64points
Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago
kill never kill dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure- dobby the free house elf
#23
Hoot, Hoot
Final score:
62points
Jenny Li 5 years ago
Hedwig had to die. WHYYYYYYYY WORLD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeee.
#24
Terrible Price. Cute Though...
Final score:
60points
#25
Omg!!! How?!?
Final score:
57points
Luna Lovegood 5 years ago
Must have gotten that in the muggle section of Fred and George's shop!
#26
Just Wait For It...
Final score:
55points
So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago
She wished she could do that too... and then she did
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A super movie nerd. eh? I guess it's easier to remember things said aloud... :)
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#27
Dumbi's Hips Don't Lie
Final score:
54points
Nina Strauss 4 years ago
*thinking back to that time when dombuldoor died and so did my childhood*
#28
You Gotta Pump Up Your Snitch-Swallowing Game Voldi
Final score:
54points
#29
A Lil' Bit Of Reading Never Hurt Anybody
Final score:
53points
#30
Ring, Ring
Final score:
51points
#31
Flaming Voldi!
Final score:
39points
#32
Trix The Heartbreaker. Literally. Debate: Would Voldi Actually Get Affected By Amorentia?
Final score:
35points
maya P.K 5 years ago
agreed lol. shed be pleased the dark lrd was touching her butt.
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Sugar_arrow 5 years ago
I don’t think so, since voldi is a product of a love potion so he can’t be capable of loving another
Mini Shnauzer 5 years ago
After "The Cursed Child", I'm convinced she'd love it. She had a kid with him.
#33
Give Me A Kiss
Final score:
33points
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
What would happen if dementors kiss voldi. He hasn't got any soul anyway
#34
One Last Trip, Trevor
Final score:
32points
#35
Stupid Move Indeed...
Final score:
31points
#36
Too Fast, Too Furious + Gringotts Drift
Final score:
24points
#37
Breaking News: You Dead
Final score:
21points
Ginny Weasley 5 years ago
How many times do I have to ask people to stop cursing, Kids look at these
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I can just see the Daily Prophet's front page when she writes her own article about the killing him...ugh.
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Hermione Granger 5 years ago
Just what I was thinking! Although I guess the artist had plenty of time it being quarantine and everything
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Gurl Lovesdragons 2 years ago
Why? That could kill brain intelligent follower rates. And the other option is to have a president who can’t tell the truth to save his life.
Load More Replies... Lavender Brown 5 years ago
I love these comics!!! They are amazing. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
Every one of these are hilarious. I enjoyed all of these comics. That special 'NICE!' under comic number 69 is just cherry on top. LOL
Nymphadora Tonks 5 years ago
PIERTOTEM LOCOMOTOR TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HARRY 'CAUSE HE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AND YES I DARE SAY YOUR NAME TOM. ULESS YOU ARE TOM HIMSELF, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT LIKING HIM 'CUZ HE DID KILL YOU BUT I DO BLAME BELLATRIX LESTRANGE FOR KILLING ME!!!
Hermione Granger 5 years ago
Just what I was thinking! Although I guess the artist had plenty of time it being quarantine and everything
Load More Replies... Gurl Lovesdragons 2 years ago
Why? That could kill brain intelligent follower rates. And the other option is to have a president who can’t tell the truth to save his life.
Load More Replies... Lavender Brown 5 years ago
I love these comics!!! They are amazing. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
Every one of these are hilarious. I enjoyed all of these comics. That special 'NICE!' under comic number 69 is just cherry on top. LOL
Nymphadora Tonks 5 years ago
PIERTOTEM LOCOMOTOR TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HARRY 'CAUSE HE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AND YES I DARE SAY YOUR NAME TOM. ULESS YOU ARE TOM HIMSELF, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT LIKING HIM 'CUZ HE DID KILL YOU BUT I DO BLAME BELLATRIX LESTRANGE FOR KILLING ME!!!
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