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Kids are far more clever than we give them credit for. We should know, we used to be kids ourselves! Their imaginations are in overdrive, their wittiness is off the charts, and they have their ‘snappy comebacks’ levels set all the way to 11.
Today we’re featuring the times that kids outsmarted their parents with some hilarious and genuinely impressive power moves, as shared on the r/madlads subreddit.
Scroll down, upvote your fave posts, and let us know in the comments which of these made you giggle the most. And be sure to read on for Bored Panda’s chat about parenting and how kids like to test limits with relationship expert Dan Bacon, a loving father of two.
Oh, and if any of you Pandas reading this are parents, we would absolutely love it if you’d share your own fun experiences raising your kids.
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#1
9 Year Olds Being Absolute Madlads
Alisa Galloup-Soderstrom 3 years ago
He definitely deserved it. Who does that to kids? Good grief
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
It is funny because it is mean and they technically did nothing wrong.
Enea 3 years ago
There's a picture online that shows a pickup crashing into a giant snowman with a solid core. There seem to be more of those jerks around.
Monika Rhodes 3 years ago
Like that guy who drove into snowman made around tree trunk, poetic justice
Relationship expert and father of two Dan explained to Bored Panda what the right balance should be between strictness and fun when it comes to raising kids. According to him, patience is key. As is the understanding that children love to see what they can get away with doing.
“In order to be good, functioning citizens of a society, children do need to be shown what is good and what is bad. However, you have to remember that a child is a clean slate and is effectively innocent,” he said.
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#2
Mad Panini Lad
Stephen Lyford 3 years ago
The person who thought he was a myth....was mythtaken. (I'll show myself out.)
Nicola Roberts 3 years ago
More than 40 years ago in the UK, due to Sunday trading laws you could buy an orange and get a sofa free. This is the truth according to my mum. Who knows if it was true or just a funny story.
Mazer 3 years ago
Some people in NYC did this with marijuana, illegal to sell, ok to give away. Your weed came with a very expensive t-shirt. Brilliant. The t shirt advertised the business and soon the area was overflowing with happy t-shirt wearing customers.
Bonniebluebutler 3 years ago
If you want to go to war, you gotta drive a tank
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Huddo's sister 3 years ago
When did w/e become whatever instead of weekend? It's hard enough to work out abbreviations without them changing on me. I guess this is how my mum felt when lol became laughing out loud instead of lots of love :)
Fritz Baumeister 3 years ago
Over the years there have been quite a few brothels that have tried that angle. You pay for the room rental, but the girls' services are "free."
#3
Not Sure If This Counts But Madlad Strikes At His Mom?
T. D. Bostick 3 years ago
Or just click on the taskbar link and delete that shortcut. Animals!
According to Dan, kids are constantly testing boundaries and checking to see what their parents will and will not allow them to do at home.
“The child will often say and do things that could make you angry if you don’t understand that he/she is simply testing to see what is okay or not, or what the limits are. Without testing, the child will just sit there, be quiet and do nothing, which isn’t going to happen,” Dan explained.
#4
Madlad Kid
Eirik Johnsbråten 3 years ago
And some people think we have to protect kids from the concept of homosexuality...
Claudia Hey 3 years ago
I love this, kids aren't born racists or having problems with people other than men and women.
PeopleAreGaySteven 3 years ago
my kids are enamored with the idea that it’s entirely possible i could have a wife next instead of another husband. “two moms in the same house? that’s so cool!” any time someone tells me that they can’t explain things to their kids, i think of mine and how easy it was for them to understand and accept.
Vicky Zar 3 years ago
Bravo to you. The problem with People who say it is difficult to explain to a child is their own mind. The child will understand as easily as any other thing, it's the adult that has a problem with it.
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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
I explained to my 4yo boy (in simple terms) that some men like other men, and some women like other women, and that they can marry each other if they want to. He understood, but honestly didn't care. I couldn't have hoped for a better response.
Ivy la Sangrienta 3 years ago
Yup, I did the same with my son. I wanted to make sure he knew it wouldn't matter to me if he liked girls or boys, that I'd love him just the same. Didn't phaze him.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
LMAO Uncle Mike probably thought it's going to be easy dodging question why he's single.
#5
This Kid Deserves An A For Creativity
Bubble Gum Bandit 3 years ago
As he got his paper back from Miss Shields. He looks in horror at the large C+ stamped across the top with the phrase "you'll shoot your eye out". He imagines his teacher clad in a witch's outfit, laughing at him next to his harlequin mother who must have surely gotten to her. Ralphie spends the rest of the day in class feeling depressed and hopeless that he'll never get the machine gun and surrounded by happier kids who were all get get the machine gun they want for Christmas.
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Eva the Egg 3 years ago
This kid is an intellectual GENIUS. Flood that sheet with A++++++++++++++
Mike Missildine 3 years ago
My son, US Army Specialist A.W. Missildine KIA 10-01-17, used to draw military battles and defense fortresses with those EXACT stick figures. This post made me cry, smile, and laugh all at the same time. Thank you to whoever posted this. Gold Star Father
Victoria Greenlee 3 years ago
I can imagine that would produce all those feelings for you. I am so sorry for your loss. Keep smiling.
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#6
D E S T R O Y E D
Caro Caro 3 years ago (edited)
Sam is very smart and I guess Tyler stomped off to his/her room.
Sweetpea Larkin 3 years ago
Lol I just read this to my Mom and she got concerned and asked WHY Sam and Tyler were arguing. That's when I remembered there is a grandson named Tyler and a granddaughter named Samantha....😂😂😂😂
Jennifer Brown 3 years ago
its like one of those games where you mimic your sibling to piss them off and then they start saying things like "I'm really stupid" and you stop mimicking them and say "I know you are"! LOL
“The child wants to explore the world around it and see what he/she can and cannot do. The child will also regularly forget what is right or wrong at times, or remember that something is wrong, but do it again anyway to see if you have a different response this time,” the dad of two pointed out what parents should be aware of.
“By doing it again, the child often shows you that it doesn’t need to follow a particular rule because the rule was too strict, or unnecessary, which then results in you changing and allowing the child to do it from then on,” he said.
#7
Mothers Children Are Absolute Madmen. Out Of Control
Kanuli 3 years ago
I would have made sure to make stomping sounds every time to make them think you broke them :)
Chris Miller 3 years ago
I'd turn them all off. Or better, mute them all, and then leave them on all night, so they are dead in the morning.
K S 3 years ago
My coworker has an 8 yr old son who confessed that he sneaks into her room with a live camera (go pro?) each night and puts it on her dresser. He then stays up for hours watching Netflix or playing games. If he sees her move on the camera, he goes in and cuddles with her until she goes back to sleep. When he decides to go to bed, he gets the camera and puts it back in the living room.
Thea Bøwadt 3 years ago
Are you sure he is 8?? Sounds like something a teenager would come up with 😳 I'm impressed!!
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Honey Slime 3 years ago
They shouldn't be grounded just for teaching an adult that they aren't stupid and they want change.
#8
This Little Mad Lad's On A Mission
Laurie Falknor-Medina 3 years ago
Adorable! Side note: Our kids get a popsicle for dessert after dinner most nights....they're sugar-free, a detail we keep to ourselves. They get their "sweet treat" and we don't have a sugar rush to deal with in the evening leading up to bedtime; it's a win-win! :-D
Louloubelle 3 years ago
I applaud your healthy choices, but the sugar rush thing is a myth. https://www.webmd.com/parenting/features/busting-sugar-hyperactivity-myth#1
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Anita Pickle 3 years ago
These two will be life long best friends. I know they are related, but they have a very special bond. This is awesome.
Giobemo 3 years ago
"I don't know where it all went wrong... or what the first sign was that something was off with him. I don't think there was ever one moment, really. Maybe it was always his nature. He certainly always had a problem with authority. That was apparent from a very young age. And deceipt just seemed to come naturally to him. He never seemed to understand the concept of right and wrong- I mean, not in any real sense, only in the abstract. And he was very good at manipulating others into doing bad things with him- sometimes FOR him. In a very real way I think his corruption of others was worse than any of the acts he committed himself. But could we have known that things would end up the way they did? I remember once when he was really little, my brother told me this story about popsicles... The signs were all there, but we just didn't see them. None of us did. He was just so cute! He's always been very handsome and charming. I don't think it all could ever have gone so far otherwise..."
#9
Power Move
Anita Pickle 3 years ago
Gran only wants you to think that so she can pick up all the gossip that no one thinks she can hear
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Andy Acceber 3 years ago
That's surprisingly common. It's tough to listen through hearing aids. Sometimes, you just need a break. No time better than when you're getting yelled at.
Josh 3 years ago
This is so true. I remember when hearing aids were terrible and I would feel fatigued by the excess noise. I would often flip them off and use them as ear plugs during chaotic times of the day like cafeteria or recess time.
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I do the same. When I was a teacher and the students were too loud etc I would turn them off. Got to have some perks to being deaf
Vicky Zar 3 years ago
May I ask some questions? Apart from this one, I mean. I am totally ignorant on this topic. Are there stages of deafness? Can some hear a bit and others totally nothing? And those hearing aids... do they help to hear normally or is it somehow different? .... if anyone even knows that.
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Frozengeckolover 3 years ago
I put my over-the-ear headphones on when I don't want to talk to people. Sometimes, I dont even have them connected to anything. Lol.
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Kimberly Herbert 3 years ago
Hearing breaks are normal and needed for people using hearing aids. Their brains have to work harder to make sense of all the noise than people with a normal hearing range have to. All the background noises are being amplified into their brain at the same level as the speech they are trying to understand.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago
Thought that too. (Mainly because of Fawlty Towers)
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I used to have a flat mate who did that to me when I was wasted, can't say I blame him.
PurpleUnicorn 3 years ago
I've heard of many people (especially those with cochlear implants) who turn them off when they e had enough noise!
Rosie Burzinski Breneman 3 years ago
I worked at a school with a,Deaf Ed group. Part of the tgey were in "regular" classrooms with an interpretation, part in a group taught together. Very smart kids, all of them. One would cover his eyes if he didn't want to hear what they were signing to him. It made me learn sign language just because I thought it was important to call each child by name as they went through breakfast and lunch lines (or were sent to spend time with me on Time Out room).
“So, you need to be patient as the child grows up and figures out how to behave and approach life in a way that suits you and himself/herself. One way to think about expecting a child to change or follow your orders is to remember how long it can take you to change a certain behavior as an adult,” Dan mused.
“Sometimes it can take weeks or months for you to stop a habit, change a behavior or take on a new behavior that people are asking of you, so you shouldn’t expect a child to change everything overnight and be completely obedient to every new rule you come up with," he said.
#10
You Cant Speak Chinese Here
Mad Dragon 3 years ago
Demanding someone speak to another person in your native language is pretty much telling them you feel you are entitled to eavesdrop on their conversation.
Claudia Hey 3 years ago
Hope this old lady had a very bad day for the rest of the day. Stupid b#$*$
Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago
judging from the kid's response, I think that's guaranteed. (Plus, she'll have a strained relationship with toast from there on out)
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VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago
I’ve seen this so many times, and every time it just gets better
StrangerOfTheDark 3 years ago
Wait, they eat plain toast over there? Not even any butter? Try avocado toast, it´ll change your life.
Martha Higgins 3 years ago
If the young men were Korean, it's unlikely they were speaking Chinese. Glad they had a great comeback!
#11
Honestly I Would Do That
Tobias Rieper 3 years ago (edited)
modern problems require modern solutions
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Emma Crompton 3 years ago
Yall this is the real life equivalent those little kids in little rascals charging admission for the free talent show.
Dillon Hughes 3 years ago
Did he just brag about taking advantage of a charitable organization for selfish means?
Cuddly Panda 3 years ago
I would have thought church folks would be happy that he "took advantage of a charitable organization for selfish means"? I mean, that just proves that he really took the televangelists' lessons to heart, right?
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marianne eliza 3 years ago (edited)
And I bet their ultra religious parents think they're doing a great job of raising their kids. I see GOP politicians as their futures.
Karen Jacob 3 years ago
They have perfect role models for this. Not necessarily politicians but the church leaders themselves. How many multimillion dollar houses and private jets are needed?
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#12
Absolute Mad Lad Dad
Ivo H 3 years ago
Well, you can love someone despite one stupid opinion. In this case it's dangerous, but he took care of it. Of course there should be no need to do this to do this this way, but hey, at least it's solvable by one sneaky night trip.
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Jake from State Farm 3 years ago
bUt ShE iS rIgHt! tHe VaCcInE hAs HyDrOgEn MoNoXiDe In It, AnD pEoPlE wHo CoNsUmE iT gEt CaNcEr 100% Of ThE tImE. (Yeah I’m so funny)
Karen Philpott 3 years ago
I'm Karen. Not antivax. Both of my children have had their child vaccinations. They both wanted their Covid ones and I drove them to get them.
Erik Lona 3 years ago
Richards all over the world are now glad instead of calling mean men D***s, they are now just male Karens. A moment of silence for you and all others who didn't choose that name.
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KatHat 3 years ago (edited)
Apart from everything else - which, yes, I know is a lot - the sheer arrogance of anti-vaxxery is staggering. Thinking you're SO SMART you know better than thousands of scientists and medical experts. Insisting on your enormous brain rather than letting the experts be experts. I note these people rarely turn their amazing intelligence to other things - most still call plumbers and roofers; let dentists extract their teeth, get mechanics to work on their cars - but I encourage them to go ALL IN. You can become an expert in anything with your own research? DO IT. NEVER GO TO AN EXPERT AGAIN. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
Erik Lona 3 years ago
Why are people who don't trust science believed to be idiots? The same can be said for those who are willing to believe everything science tells them, even when they change the rules every other week. I'm a skeptic, if 50% of the population is getting vaccinated and the numbers of infected people on both sides still rose together, then how is one group wrong over the other? It's literally been 2 years and nothing has changed, regardless of your vaccination status, you're not safe from a new virus.
Vicky Z 3 years ago
We could explain it to you but we can't understand it for you!
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"You have to love patiently, otherwise being a parent will make you feel stressed all the way through the child’s life," Dan said.
Some of us honestly think we peaked in terms of humor and wit and creativity when we were kids (and it was all downhill from there!). So it’s no wonder that we’ve been trying to recapture some of that magic. One of the ways to do it is to remind yourself what it actually means to be a child: speaking boldly and without a filter, setting our imaginations loose, and finding interesting ways of looking at the world.
#13
What A Legend
MauKini 3 years ago
I met a creepy nyc lawyer. He wanted to buy the bra I was wearing for 50 dollars. I said no. He gave me 100 Dollars becaus he admired that i wouldnt sell him my brad. One of the weirdest moments in my life. (I was with a friend during the day at an bowlingalley.)
Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago
This is the most Joe Pesci thing to do. Like I legit could see this happening in my head. I have an uncle who talks and acts just like him except a super thick Chicago accent and I was terrified of him growing up because I was convinced he was a burglar. So he'd also try to bribe me with money to not hate him. It worked. He's my favorite uncle. But that's also because he's a really good cook n a really good pastry chef n used to let us kids eat so many sweets at his house on holidays. He's the definition of the "cool, childless aunt/uncle" .... idk why I just told this story.
IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago (edited)
AWW. Sweet. In 1982 when I was 7 a neighbour came out to where I was playing with some friends and showed us a bag of coins he had. He asked us what would you rather have 2 shiny 2 pence pieces or a dirty 10 pence coin? I was surprised that I was the only one who wanted the % pence coin. When the neighbour went away they all laughed at me because I had the dirty coin and not the shiny ones. I said "at least I have more money than you, I have 10 pence and you only have 4 pence. I can buy more sweets than you," (which is what we were going to do with the money anyway). The look on their faces was priceless. I would have liked the novelty of the shiny coins but you should always go for what's more profitable.😊
Yort 3 years ago
Fun fact, Joe Pesci grew up in her same neighborhood as the founding members of The Four Seasons and was friends with Tommy especially. There’s a Joey mentioned a few times in Jersey Boys (the musical about The Four Seasons) who we only find out towards the end is Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci isn’t in the mafia but he was friends with a band that was basically financially supported by the mob early on, so... don’t mess with him.
Robert Martens 3 years ago
I wish I new how to keep my hundreds crisp. They all wilt in my pocket after an hour or so.
Dog Thievery 101 3 years ago
i would be willing to tell you a trade secret on how to keep crisp hundreds, but it would cost some crisp hundreds.
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#14
Hope He Didn't Get Detention
LeeBreezy 3 years ago
"welp, from now on i gotta keeps both of my eyes on you"
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Daria B 3 years ago (edited)
I kiiiiiind of liked it your way..... how you shyyyyyyly placed your eyes on me.... diiiiid you.... ever knooooooow that I had miiiiiiiiine oooon yooooooou ♬
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
One night many, many years ago, we had some friends over for dinner. After dinner, we went into the living room, and a friend and I sat side by side. I was looking away when I felt something in my hand. It was his glass eye. He was disappointed when I didn't freak out.
Kids Krueger 3 years ago
I would be startled, laugh, then proceed to hit him hard with my scratch paper. Twice.
IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago (edited)
My dad had a friend who had a glass eye. The 2 of them were in the pub once when another man asked them if they would keep an eye on his pint while he went to the toilet. So Charlie (dad's friend) took out his eye and put it in his drink.
#15
Little Miss Madlass
Lillukka79 3 years ago
Considering the amount of autotune in these, she might have had a valid case.
Linda Katz 3 years ago
I felt like doing the same thing every time my mom sang when I was a young girl but to be fair, at least your singing is in tune. My mom's isn't, lol. 😅 Such a cute story though.
Recently, Bored Panda went in-depth about how clever kids can be. Comedy writer and single mom Ariane Sherine said kids take after their parents in terms of wit, sense of humor, and creativity.
“Both I and my daughter’s dad work in the media, and from an early age, she’s wanted to be a pop star, writer, and actor. I don’t know how much of her creativity was influenced by seeing her dad’s writing in the newspaper and seeing me go out late to perform at musical comedy gigs. She definitely has creative talents, but how much of that is nature or nurture I don’t know. As for sense of humor, she’s far more sassy and sarcastic than me, so I think her sharp wit is all her own!” she told Bored Panda.
#16
Madlad Son
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
Maybe home just hit send accidentally before she was done. Maybe she was going to say Your failing English Setter has to repeat obedience school.
Guy MacGregor 3 years ago
Thank you ^^ Sadly, I saw @Agnes Jekyll answer first, but a big thank you to you too.
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#17
Yup, S**t Happens
marianne eliza 3 years ago (edited)
We did something similar in 1978. But we had to take an ad in the newspaper. Was kind of expensive for kids but we pooled our resources. Ad was written as if the school was a large private compound. Swimming pools, home gym, sports fields, tennis court, professional kitchen, home office, art studio, extensive grounds. Used the school office phone number. What's nice about a newspaper ad back then is that it can't be removed in a click and usually takes a day or two to get it out. We had paid for 3 days Fri-Sun. No weekend changes!!
Vicky Z 3 years ago
I'm impressed cause it was a lot more difficult back then
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DetongLhamo 3 years ago
One year the 6th formers at my school put ads for our principal’s car in several newspapers as part of the last day of school muck up. Suffice to say he wasn’t impressed.
Tracy Sellars 3 years ago
My sisters year 12 class did something similar for their end of yeah prank. This was before internet so they hire a big for sale sign and stick it out the front. It included full description of rooms and amenities. Every thought it was hilarious. They also hid the teachers coffee mugs and that prank got them in big trouble.
Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
Howie Mandel hired a construction company, bulldozers and all. They showed up at the school. He did get into trouble, but what a great start!
#18
Madlad In Lecture
Charles Bosse 3 years ago
So on iPad it auto detects now, but I assume this was before that beca.e a "feature"?
“My daughter loves starring in my social media posts. She actually asks me to tweet about her! When she does something cool or impressive like skateboarding or graffiti writing, she asks, ‘Can you put it on Twitter?!’ Then she loves to read the comments. I guess some kids are more shy and retiring, but I like the fact that mine is confident and happy to show the world her talents,” she said.
#19
Mad Student
Ozacoter 3 years ago
A kid wants to drink water or go to the toilet. School: "Not on my watch!"
Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago (edited)
Or trying to get the teacher's attention that you need to head to the bathroom RIGHT NOW. They look right at you. They can see you're in distress. They don't say anything. Fine. Don't let me leave. I'll just sit here and barf all over my desk. Kids thought it was cool. Gotcha teach!
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Hope Cowan 3 years ago (edited)
So true. My daughter was suspended in 2nd grade. A bully had literally cornered her in the back of the classroom and was threatening to hurt her. She tried getting away but the jerk kept blocking her & getting closer so eventually she closed her eyes, shoved him and ran. She inadvertently scratched his cheek, a tiny scratch that oozed but didn't bleed. He wasnt in trouble but she hot suspended bcuz theres a "zero tolerance policy for violence". She also had to write the bully an apology letter. I had her copy what I wrote down first, which basically said 'I'm sorry you have so little self esteem that you felt the need to corner me and repeatedly threaten me. Im sorry your face got scratched while you were aggressively invading my personal space. In the future instead of protecting myself I'll just scream at the top of my lungs." They didnt give the note to her 'victim' as they had intended. You mess w/ my kid, you mess with me. And im a mama bear
Crazy Dubagay 3 years ago
Really feeling the 'kid fought back against a bully's part.. the worst
Benjamin L'Heureux 3 years ago
sooo true i have this shitty teacher ms. townsend who will not for the life of her let us go to the bathroom pty sure thats illegal
Sam Cook 3 years ago
Hearing someone chew gum actually causes me the worst pain I’ve ever felt, so I was always glad when they were told off for chewing it.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
I really wish my teachers would do s**t about people chewing gum for the same reason.
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#20
Madlad Kids
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
Welp, teach them a lesson about defying expectations. Do what makes you happy, and drive your Outback with pride.
Weezie Ray 3 years ago
That’s the official lesbian car. Seriously, we call them ‘Lesbarus’. So most of those old ladies were likely lezzies.
Jasper Cool 3 years ago
Ok but where I live everybody drives Subaru outbacks. I think it's on our city flag.
Snorkeldorf 3 years ago
When I was a teenager I didn't grasp why all the really cool cars were driven by guys who are now my age (old). Did not understand really cool cars cost a lot of money. Maybe some of the teenage guys I spotted back then had a mom or dad or grandma or grandpa that let them borrow the car.
#21
Absolute Madlad
Henry Russell 3 years ago
why did he have his dunkin donuts uniform at school was he waiting his whole life to do this
Anki 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure he was heading to his job directly after school. No need to go home first, if you have everything you need with you
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JJ Mai 3 years ago
This just reminds me of how I used to change into my work uniform before last period so in the yearbook all of the photos from the Math page have me in scrubs. I almost got in trouble by the yearbook teacher for 'trolling' and they wanted to remove all of my photos. No, dude, I just had 20 minutes to get to work after school and the bathrooms were always packed.
Sandra Llewelyn 3 years ago
I am so saddened by the fact that there are security guards in schools.
Ivy la Sangrienta 3 years ago
It's so weird that school kids having jobs after school is so normal in the US. In my country kids might have a summer job but until a certain age they can't have one for longer than a month (to make sure they get to enjoy the summer hols as well) and no one under 18 has a job during the school year. I had my first job at 21.
Ariane told Bored Panda that she is a very liberal mom because she had very strict parents herself.
“I think being liberal encourages creativity as it gives kids the confidence to express themselves fully, and my daughter is usually very sweet-natured and well-behaved. She’s also a lot of fun, while I didn’t dare to be fun in such a strict environment when I was a kid, so I’m really pleased that I’m giving her a happier and freer upbringing.”
#22
Lad In Progress!
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
Brave boy! I swear Oregon attracts some of the worst conservative extremists. It's like they know Portland is here, so they intentionally travel even from out of state just to try to stir up trouble.
David Jones 3 years ago
One of my favorite signs I have seen was, “I’m a stupid protestor, blah blah blah”
Monkey Love 3 years ago
Sometimes I love my town. The first time they declared Biden was the winner it was a Saturday. I was on my way to the vet and as I got closer to the Capitol I realized these dumb f***s were having a rally. I pulled up in the middle of the road and cranked the "F**k Donald Trump" anthem and just laughed in their faces.
Yort 3 years ago
“The global takeover of America” uh... gonna have to go back a few centuries to stop that, honey.
Legen 3 years ago
I think they mean the world “taking over” America; Not America taking over the world.
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#23
Madlad's Mom Has Got It Going On
Dave P 3 years ago
you know their secretaries write all their emails for them. The question is, a uni secretary who can't spell properly....wonder how she/he got her job and what the other duties are.
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Davja 3 years ago
No joke. This really happened. My sister was attending that college when this happened!
Jasper Cool 3 years ago
We get cougar and bear warning emails for my son's elementary school and bus route. The uni here has had bears on site several times. It's so much less scary than gun threats to me though.
#24
The Pastafarians Are Rising!
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Albeit one that's been hit by a lot of very small gunfire. :p
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Snorkeldorf 3 years ago
And....we all should remember George Carlin and his religious beliefs: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Eunice Probert 3 years ago
Was he touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodley appendage?
not your average weirdo 3 years ago (edited)
My uncle is a pastafarian pastor (yes, really) and I can totally imagine him doing that lol
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
Wow. I guess I'll go to a Cali DMV with a block of Emmentaler on head and declare myself a Swisstian so I can get my photo taken. Think it'll work?
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Don't know, you can try small portions, the baby cheeses
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Guy MacGregor 3 years ago
Driving license at 17!? Well if you get properly trained, why not, but it's unusually young.
Wilf 3 years ago
17 is the minimum age to drive in the UK. I believe it's lower in some states of the USA.
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Whatshername 3 years ago (edited)
You accidentally put "fake" in your sentence 😉
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#25
Farting Madlad
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago
It's the opposite for me. I'll rub my foot against the sofa on accident and I'll get accused of farting and so I try to make the sound again and th chair goes 🤫
Jennifer Miller 3 years ago
My Uncle's had me convinced that when they farted it was a "Barking Tree Spider" making the noise. 🤣🤣
That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 3 years ago
I once farted and blamed it on my sister, who blamed it on my cousin. My moon believed my sister. I was trying so hard not to laugh, so I started talking with food in my mouth to disguise the sound. Totally worth it.
Andrea Owen 3 years ago
And just like that you have a sister who wonders why your sofa smells like s**t.
#26
Nacho
Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
I mean, he can become 1% nacho at any weight, he just has to do a little more complex math to know how much to eat.
Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
I used to think that the Village People song was Nacho Nacho Man. You could probably sing that to him.
Demongrrrrl 3 years ago
He's 13 y.o. and weighs less than 99 pounds? That doesn't seem right somehow. But I'm overweight, so my perception may be off.
Pearl 3 years ago
I'm around his age and weigh 105. I think he's just a bit shorter. Or hasn't started gaining weight along with puberty yet.
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#27
Mad Dad And Mad Lad Jr
Evil Hornet 3 years ago
One got grounded, one was banned from bedroom but it was still worth it! :D
Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago
Dad was grounded and the kid was banned from the bedroom. :3
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Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Because it’s cool to teach your son that it’s okay to ignore the feelings of people you love and embarrass them publicly as long as you think it’s funny.
Happy Daihatsu 3 years ago (edited)
Who? The kid? Probably. The husband? Probably not.
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Kiryn Silverwing 3 years ago
I would have pretended I didn't know them, walked right past them, and gotten an Uber home.
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 1 year ago
This is (insert name)! She will dole out horrible punishments to those who embarrass her!
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#28
Child Mad Lad
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Yeah, we're an enlightened bunch when we were kids. I drank a 500ml bottle of Hai Karate aftershave because my brothers and I wanted to know if it made my farts smell better. Just for the curious: Farts could still peel the skin off the back of your eyeballs at 20 meters, and you get weird hallucinations, but at least the nurses in the hospital saw the funny side
Ray Heap 3 years ago
How to tell you are from the seventies without actually saying it.
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Hunter 3 years ago
Tthat’s why women have a longer average life expectancy
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Bisexual Backflipping 3 years ago
Kids do stupid s**t. I am not an exception. Literally last week I decided it was a good idea to jump off a 12FT wall. For anyone wondering I sprained my ankle
Meghan Smith 3 years ago
And it is because of teenage boys breaking and tearing things or some other random craziness that my physical therapy job will always be around. I appreciate you guys for helping me pay my bills. Thank you!
LittleLiz 3 years ago
My cousin thought she was tougher than me, so I bit into a lemon and started eating it like an apple.
#29
He Did It
Nicky 3 years ago
You were likely suspended for 2 days for accessing the school system, and 5 days for the joke.
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
Huh, didn't know they had school on the weekends.
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Willow Calvert 3 years ago
my friend did the same thing except he shut down the entire COUNTY'S school system, that was back in 2020 and they still don't know who did it
Hunter 3 years ago
I used the teacher’s computer to rick roll my whole class lol
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Israel Martinez 3 years ago
That's so old ... it would have been fresher to say Dee showed you ...
DetongLhamo 3 years ago
My son can access the lighting in his old high school theatre. Sometimes he just puts on crazy light shows in the middle of the night from the comfort of his bedroom.
#30
My God Her Daughter Is A Madman
JitkaBlitka 3 years ago
My sweet, blond daughter constantly tells people she lives in Fartsville
Liesbeth Verhoeven 3 years ago
Great! You must be so proud of her. Girls don't have to be cute and sweet all the time.
Ariana Menjivar 3 years ago
my little brother asked an old woman what her name was he interrupted and said 'Is it b******e' then said 'I have one do you? i really want two tho lol
Veronica Connelly 3 years ago
Cutest little butt crack I ever did see. Eight words I never imagined forming a sentence with until now and I'm not mad about it
#31
Absolute Madlad In The Comments
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
When my kid was five or so, they told me they would never get tattoos. I assume that having heavily tattooed parents has this effect on many kids.
Strawberry DN 3 years ago
I disagree, my daughter has two tattooed parents and her step mum is a tattoo artist, she's been planning her own out since she started drawing XD (Luckily she's moved on from the buddy thunderstruck plan)
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Jasper Cool 3 years ago
This backfired on me. Now I really Like Lil Nas as an artist and I still say yeet all the time.
Yort 3 years ago
The best thing is to use slang but incorrectly. “Wow that tea is mad yeet bro”
Anaïs Grobin 3 years ago
My 8 year old and her 12 year old cousin used to say yeet all the time just to drive us crazy. So my husband & I started only talking in terrible 90s slang and outdated references. It was a standoff that lasted weeks, but I haven't heard yeet in a month now.
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Heather Hale 3 years ago
When my oldest was about 5 or 6, he laid down in a grocery store & did the feet kicking/fist pounding/crying/yelling tantrum thing. His father immediately laid down next to him & did the same thing. My son jumped up like his butt was on fire, not even a sniffle, grabbed on to the cart, and we continued shopping. He never tried to tantrum again.
Bored Lizzie 3 years ago
I starting saying to my kids: "I'm a baddie" ~ idk what it really means, they told me it was inappropriate and they couldn't stop saying it over and over again. Ever since I started saying it (in public sometimes, to make a point) They stopped saying "I'm a baddy"( Please don't tell me what it is...Ignorance is bliss) P.S: I also tell them when they misbehave I will blast Justin Bieber at carline and do "Hand Hearts" at them <3
Nijlenna Rusty 3 years ago
Well, my kids are using the reversed psychology back on me. So they actually choose a shirt or pants that really doesn't suit them on purpose, I tell them it look "good" on them, and they actually go and buy it. Eventually they never wear it...
Ellen Larkin 3 years ago
Can confirm, I do the same thing to my teens and they hate it and I meh them against their oof , 2 can play at this game and my wife is in on it too 😂
#32
This Kid
Tacocat 3 years ago (edited)
Super off topic but I just wanted you to know that your name is perfection and I hope you have a wonderful day
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Hope Cowan 3 years ago
Yeah? Adults do dumb internet things too. The difference is we're usually smart enough not to do the dangerous or illegal challenges. Unlike 13 yr olds who's famous last words are gonna be "im doing it for the 'gram!"
Auntriarch 3 years ago
My 70 year old sister in law did the ice bucket challenge. With a silver ice bucket. And a bottle of champagne. Respect Christine! I don't need no stinkin sister when I got you!
Load More Replies... Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago
I once had to text my number neighbor to apologize that I accidentally put their number to create an account for something. Lol. They said it was fine and we never spoke again. Good times 🤣
#33
Vax Lads
Dragonlady 3 years ago
I'm considered a minor and my mom wont let me get the vax because she is afraid it will affect my ability to give birth. I want to adopt not give birth because why make more children if there is children who need parents. ALSO WHY DOES IT MATTER TO HER?
royal_antelope 3 years ago
there are literally millions of women who have gotten pregnant after being vaccinated. how can she ignore this fact?
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Candace Ortiz 3 years ago
Grandpa: I snuck into a tattoo parlor when I was a teenager. Youth of today: I snuck into a vaccination clinic last week.
BG 3 years ago
When my daughter was 17, she could get the vax by herself, but she needed my written permission to get a Covid 19 test.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
That doesn't make any sense. Do you have home-testing kits? In the UK we do home tests, ordered on-line, and no-one knows how old you are. (But that's from the National Health Service.)
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Meanwhile in the US, a teacher helps a senior in her class get the vaccine against parents wishes and get arrested. Home of the free...to be stupid.
G. T. 3 years ago
I think that had something to do with the teacher administering the vaccine? Practicing medicine without a license is probably what they got arrested for. Glad the kid is vaccinated now. Hopefully the senior will be of age to do it on their own regardless of their parents' beliefs soon.
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ZAPanda 3 years ago
she looks like she wants to speak to the vaccination site's manager.
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#34
Madlad 12 Year Old
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
I saw one of these once where two dudes dared each other to act gay. 10 years of marriage later, they're not stopping XD.
Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago
Truth or Dare: the game that pretty much guarantees your friendships will never be the same again, if they survive at all.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I always chose truth, but my life was so boring that my friends stopped wanting to play it with me, so I guess I won?
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Samantha Houston 3 years ago
By son was 7 and some girl taught him truth or dare. She dared him to kiss her. He did. Then went to the bathroom. Went back and dared her to go kiss the toilet. I love my son!!
#35
This Kid Is Going Places
best turtle 3 years ago
and the thing is the police believed him and he made it to his grandparents house
RatherLoopy 3 years ago
Well, the headline says he took the car to visit grandparents (who live) 68 miles away, but it doesn't say how far he got. At ten years old, I suspect not very far.
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karl briggs 3 years ago
Several reasons why this would only happen in America, but mainly...Keys above sun visor and automatic transmission! Haha
#36
How To Scare The S**t Out Of Your Siblings 101
#37
Bro, He's Just A Kid
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
It´s all right to change opinions on things as you get older. I used to hate olives as a child. Now I cannot imagine a pizza or a salad without them.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Yeah, for a brief 6 months or so I liked Britney Spears!
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Muff_Fluff 3 years ago
Me, except in very short periods of time. My friends loved a song, and I hated it because they were always obsessing over it. After listening to it three times, I loved it too. And now one of them hates it. So weird…
#38
Child Mad Lad
Petra, princess of Brigid 3 years ago
I still don't really get it, could you explain it?
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Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
"NSFW" essentially means "not safe for work", often meaning it contains something sexual/otherwise not suitable for younger audiences.
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#39
4 Year Old Madlad
Rachel Wilson 3 years ago
I get my son a gift on mothers day too, I wouldn't be a mum in the first place if it wasn't for him!
Candy Hanson 3 years ago
My daughter's asked my son what he got me for mother's day and he said himself. Since I wouldn't be a mother with him and his sister's rebuttaled with your stupid she's a mom cuz she also has us and he said Well then we wouldn't be having this conversation because I wouldn't be around for the question in the first place.
#40
Absolutely Devastated
Radek Suski 3 years ago
Why do you censor his name but leave the Twitter handle visible? It doesn't make any sense
#41
Legend, This Kid Is
ChickyChicky 3 years ago
This reminded me about the kid at my high school who stabbed his mother to death. I don't like remembering that.
Glirpy 3 years ago
There was a kid in my high school who could make his eyes bulge out. He looked like Christopher Lloyd at the end of Roger Rabbit.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
"When I killed your brother, Eddie, I sounded JUST LIKE THIS!!!"
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Evi Grimes 3 years ago
Wish I had thought of this when I was the weird kid who got expelled for attacking a bully with a weapon... Oh right, I never went back 🤣
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 1 year ago
Jeez, and the strangest thing the weird kid did at my school was meow at all the girls
P.A.B. 3 years ago
In high school, there was a girl who was fascinated with roaches. In a school full of kids, there were plenty to go around, so she had lots of specimens, and she would not hesitate to pick them up and play with them. We thought she was weird and a bit creepy, but, later in life, I realized she probably had an amazing future in entomology ahead of her. I hope she put her interest and knowledge to good use. 🤞🏾
#42
Madlad Kids
Mary Lou 3 years ago
I´m all for being sensitve, but this is really out of proportion (and I suspect it has to do more with pietism than with actual sensitivity). Let´s face it: people are much more likely to be triggered by that story just a little above of a kid daring to have another kid walk through pee (as lots of bullying is somewhat pee-related).
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hmmm they say kids, i'm 39 and i would do that because its hilarious and you can just blame kids for it lol
Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
Absolutely. If Soren Larsen Way once more has the Ns and L removed, it won't be me, oh dear no officer
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Tiggy Darling 3 years ago
The 'gay village' area of Manchester is centred around Canal Street. They're pretty much given up fixing the signs now in a**l treet.
James Tartaglione 3 years ago
work at a sign shop and we had to keep replacing a doctor's sign. his name was richard weiner
IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago (edited)
In Manchester England there is a Canal Street that is EXTREMELY popular with the LGBTQ community and has a lot of gay bars. The locals keep scratching out the "C" in the word Canal on the street sign. British humour at it's best. See here, https://www.flickr.com/photos/28698378@N07/3426198113
Chris Omer 3 years ago
There’s a place thru the Flinders Ranges called Pichi Richi Pass. It’s no longer signed cos years ago they couldn’t stop kids constantly covering over the first letter of each word on the sign. 😀
#43
Once A Madlad Was 7 Years Old
Snorkeldorf 3 years ago
My dad got his WWII draft notice on April 1st. Mom and Dad got married before he went in, but didn't tell anybody. Had their "real" wedding when the war was over. Mom never told me until Dad was long gone and she was in her nineties. By that time, she couldn't even remember when they actually got married.
Lucca Wenner 3 years ago
You can laugh or cry over it, best to laugh. And are we not all jokes on our own stage? Yours is just better publicized.....and now you are bragging about it! Hope it makes you smile, this comment.
Load More Replies... Hope Cowan 3 years ago
My husband and I almost got married on April 1st. We thought it was funny. Nobody else did. Nobody. Our anniversary is april 5th btw.
Ruth Scheidler 3 years ago
I feel sad for the 7 year old and his mom. AND I dearly hope that the bright joke that failed had no cruel meaning intended. The 7 year old probably felt even sadder than his mom because he meant to entertain. Things can sure backfire for all of us now and then.
#44
Mad Lad Child
Sasha Grace 3 years ago
In Australia we say "step on a crack, break your mothers back; step on a line, break your fathers spine"... we're equal-opportunists!
Professional Bastard 1 year ago
No! Step on a stick, break your fathers d!ck
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Peppy Piplup 3 years ago
Jokes on him, in my area the rhyme was "Step on a crack, break your back" so he just played himself.
the awesome Piplup 3 years ago
*gasp* I just.....found one of my people... a fellow Piplup lover...... Piplup for life, am I right?🥲😎. Reply back to me when you read this!
Load More Replies... Candace Ortiz 3 years ago
Funny story, I'm in a wheelchair so when this little rhyme was taught to my son his face dropped in absolute horror.
Sharaye Jenkins 3 years ago
I'm in a wheelchair also. When my youngest was walking with my mom she started saying the step on the crack saying. Well my daughter pauses, steps back and says," My mom's back is already broken so?" And proceeds to step on the cracks. My mother was and is still horrified. I bust out laughing everytime I think about it!
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LJ Robinson 3 years ago
Oooh, that's cold. You burned your mom, but I sure hope she burns your ass for this one!🤣
#45
Madlad Son
King Kashue 3 years ago
Happily. You know what rent is? I'll happily take over the mortgage payments on some purchase from 2010. Equity + a payment that's like half what a one bedroom goes for now? Please and thank you.
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Seriously though, if I did that to my mom, I will be living alone in the coffin
Dirk Daring 3 years ago
Dude, charge your phone, this is worse than when people leave :04 on the microwave.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
This is exactly how it went down with my husband. His belongings were neatly piled in the driveway.
#46
Maddest Of Sons
felicia wills 3 years ago
My nephews first words were oh sh#t bcz I would come over and play COD so Everytime I died I would say oh sh#t. Good times 😂
#47
This Lad Has Zero Chill
3 years ago
I'm playing WordFeud with my 79 years old mum, who used to be a teacher. Let me tell you that she knows no shame and will lay every bawdy and lewd word she has ever heard just to be able to win.
Carlota 3 years ago
For the love of god TURN THE FIRST I!!! It's upside down and triggering my OCD
#48
Mad Lass
G. T. 3 years ago (edited)
For just 1.4 million, I don't think so. It has the potential to make a lot more. The teen made a sound business decision.
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Glirpy 3 years ago
You can't trademark "OK Boomer" so the company that offered can go make their own merch without any repercussions.
Pawz 3 years ago
You can trademark it, and people/companies have. There are several current live trademarks for OK BOOMER registered right now.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 3 years ago
As a Boomer, I want to meet this teen and profusely thank them for this timely phrase. Boomers need to step aside and chill. It's no longer our time in the sun.
Honey Slime 3 years ago
I had no clue that we actually know who started "ok boomer." It seemed like everyone claimed they were the first when it started lol.
Julie 3 years ago
I don't understand anything that has just happened here. From the pic and caption above to all the comments below saying "Ok boomer". What is it?
#49
The Dedication Of This Mad Lad Nephew
Mistralok 3 years ago
"My half was on the bottom". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8uw71Pf4w
#50
Son Is A Madlad
Helenium 3 years ago
Anyone remember the meth head attack squirrel called deez nutz. Wonder how he’s going
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Are we talking in the day, or in the life? Asking for a friend. Actually its too late to ask....
Load More Replies... Seri McGee 3 years ago
you and I definitely have opposite tastes in music but, hey, that is what it's all about. you enjoy deez nuts. lol
Load More Replies... Susan Mercurio 3 years ago
Depending on which ocean the ship is on, that could be any time. Think globally!
Load More Replies... Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
I made a YouTube account when I was younger under my dad's email (which I believe was called something like "Tigerwarrior AJ") and that's what his emails got signed as for a while. It's kind of embarrassing but hilarious to think about.
Richard Keel 3 years ago
My son changed my Mum's name in her email to Grandma - he denies it to this day, but after telling him off, my brothers and I had a right good laugh.
#51
Madson
#52
Found The Badass
Ray Martin 3 years ago (edited)
Because, despite its questionable "humor", it just isn't possible. Occasionally a very young child can be so distraught for some reason, like anger, fear, pain etc., that they can stop breathing for a short spell and even "pass out" for a few moments. It is a reflex and not deliberate. Any child old enough to threaten such an action simply cannot hold their breath to unconsciousness, because our autonomous response will not allow it. You can think whatever you like about my sense of humour, but personally I'm tired of people telling lies about their children for social media kudos. Anyone who would actually leave an unconscious child on the floor in order to update their social media, is a fücking psychopath.
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Tom Bolton 3 years ago
He might be faking! Quick, cover his mouth and pinch his nose, don't stop for any reason!
Ray Martin 3 years ago
What a stupid lie. Hold your breath until you pass out - I'll wait.......... it's not possible.
KatHat 3 years ago
This is GREAT parenting. So many parents give in to tantrums, or say one thing just to go back on it, and raise little assholes. Who become big assholes. Who, among other things, vote Republican and troll Bored Panda.
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Madkid
Ella Monet 3 years ago
No, my sister said stuff like this a lot when she was a toddler 🤨
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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
You mean he said, "You stinky poo, Daddy". And then farted on your lap.
KatHat 3 years ago
Maybe, maybe not, but people pronouncing absolute truths about things they cannot possibly know about are dangerous, foolish, arrogant, or a mix of all three.
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#54
Madlad School Kid
Peppy Piplup 3 years ago
I also got an attendance award, but I was the only one from my class who attended the awards because my entire class either were sick, or skipped school since they assumed you didn't have to come back after the GCSE exams were over.
#55
Mad_pokemonmasters
Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago
Honestly though... I would have done that too, if duct tape weren't so valuable.
Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago
On second thought, I would have locked him into a room, or maybe had someone occupy and distract him outside or in a completely different place in the house. But duct taping him to the chair is the most entertaining thing to do xD
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Jason Is A Mad Man
Frozengeckolover 3 years ago
One time, when I was about 12, I didn't have time to go to the restroom between classes, so I asked to be excused during a lull in the next class. The teacher refused. I said I absolutely had to go for "personal female reasons". He said something like, "That's not a valid reason. You can wait." I told him I would gladly show him my blood soaked pad so he could see that it was a valid reason. Everyone in the class started screaming, "Eww! Gross!" I got sent to the principle's office for being lewd.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
I did actually piss myself back in kindergarten for a very similar reason. The teacher wasn't letting us use the bathroom, so...
#57
Col. “Steely Nads Sebastian”
#58
Madnad
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 1 year ago
My friend told my other friend to do this to her frenemy (who is not nice, called my friend stupid, brags about his "perfect scores" and his "$100/ week allowance" etc)
#59
The Madlad Really Did It
Troux 3 years ago
My first thought 😂"Shut your god damn daywalker mouth!"
Load More Replies... Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
It doesn't say communist. It says Russian spy. Is this person's head still stuck in cold war days?
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
I hope Quinlan is in on it, and this isn't some weirdly specific bullying attempt.
Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago
Heyyyy, I'm using that Google slides theme for a different project! Lol!
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
To be fair, that Google Slides theme is a pretty good one.
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Mad Lad Caught On Stream
De Gueb 3 years ago
Years ago a mate and I skipped literature class to go and see Beverly Hill Cop. Guess who was at the theatre, Ms Literature teacher with a dude who was not her husband (he worked at the same collage) in a more than romantic attitude. Never went back to her class and passed literature with an A!!
#62
John’s First Words!
#63
My Masculinity Is Threatened By This Madlad
Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago
Your father used the F word I.an restaurant to an 11 year old hardly a great parent.
#64
Madlad Kid
Scott Jester 3 years ago
My kid use to do something similar called silly restaurant. I got bees though instead of cold food
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 1 year ago
In 1st-3rd grade, I was my then friends and I would play this game where Friend 1 and I would serve food to Friend 2 and put odd stuff in it, especially fire. Friend 2 would run around after "eating" the food and Friend 1 and I would chase him.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
I think the next time they play "Silly McDonald's", OP should order a cold hamburger and see what their nephew does.
#65
He's Gonna Be A Madman
Anonymous 3 years ago
You're a real man, thank you on behalf of women who went l won't clean up after you
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This Guy’s Goin Places
#67
Modern Parenting Issues Require Modern Parenting Solutions
Dodo 3 years ago
Funny but I really hope he didn't go through with it. Don't destroy things your kids like, especially if it's just because they had a different opinion to yours.
Guy MacGregor 3 years ago (edited)
I would save the world folder before doing it. The kid still need a lesson, but permanently destroying is unfair.
Load More Replies... Peppy Piplup 3 years ago
Both of these users are horrible people. Yes, let's destroy the property of a SEVEN YEAR OLD who presumably put a lot of time and effort into that village because she "back talked me" (which in my experience usually just meant "tried to defend myself as I was getting yelled at."
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
I agree wholeheartedly. Back-talking isn't a good reason to be destroying something that someone else made.
Load More Replies... Andy Acceber 3 years ago
Nope. If you feel this kind of rage because a 7-year-old talked back to you, you need to work on you, buddy. If you don't get yourself sorted out now, her puberty is going to be mighty hard on you.
T. D. Bostick 3 years ago
Or just travel a few miles away from their village and let them try to find their way back.
#68
Madlad Orders Insane Amount Of Soda, Employee Chucks It In The Oven!
#69
Whose Child Is This??
Frozengeckolover 3 years ago
I worked in a daycare for a while. Those kids were a trip. One day we had an incident with the n-word. One of the kids had heard it somewhere, and the parents explained to the child that the n-word was a bad word, and he should never say it. So, of course, he had to come in the next day and tell all the other kids about the bad word. Only, he didn't say the actual word; he said it like, "In words". We weren't sure what he meant at first, until he explained that "It's a bad name you call people who have a tan". By the end of the day, all the kids were saying "In words", like it was some extraordinary insult (except one girl, who cried because she didn't have a tan). We had to send notes home with everyone that day.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
Yeah, it seems like some of the censoring has gotten seriously inconsistent lately. What's even funnier is that they're blocking words like "Reddit".
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#70
Let It All Out
Petra, princess of Brigid 3 years ago
Did you think New Horizons was the only game? Animal Crossing has been around since 2001.
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#71
In A Yearbook Of A School He Doesn't Go To
#72
Wholesome But Savage
Triv 3 years ago
Honestly, given that I don't even see myself as being attractive, I'd rather be with someone who is able to articulate that. I'd rather have somebody who loves me for something other than my looks, or lack thereof.
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PurpleDoople 3 years ago
You mean to tell me that when you’re ten you can’t date but when I was twelve I ’wasnt mature enough’ to know I was bi? damn maybe we aren’t as accepting of a society as we think
#73
🥜remember🥜to🥜nut🥜
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
I've seen a version of this, but N stood for "Never abandon your friends", U stood for "Understand your friends' feelings", and T stood for "Tell your friends how you feel". To make it even better/worse, some additional lines on the poster were "Please bust a N.U.T.!" and "N.U.T. all over your school! Let's make (school) a better place by N.U.T.ing together."
#74
What An Absolute Fricken Madlad. He's Startrin Off Early
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Awesome video I've watched it so many times😂😂😂 https://youtu.be/lpz9bTUcJBE
IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago
After the effort the Mama put in to carrying him for 9 months hours in labour and then the real pain of giving birth, why shouldn't his first word be Mama?
#75
Absolute Lad Sleeps In A Blizzard For 70 People.
Wood Carver 3 years ago
This kid was so sweet that when he did this he went viral. Look at his subscriber count then become one. He's sweet kind and grateful. A true gem of a kid
#76
My Little Brother Snuck Into Picture Day At Different Schools So He Could Be In Their Yearbooks. Absolute Mad Lad.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
Or the name of some superbeing that gets fused with hawk DNA and can fly now or something like that
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Cocky Mad Lad
ZAPanda 3 years ago (edited)
so perverts have sex? right. I thought perverts wore raincoats and preyed on kids and vulnerable women? /s/
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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
I didn't know it had a theme tune. Why would a porn site have a theme tune? By the way, I'm not denying I watch it.
#78
The Lad’s Lad
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago (edited)
But I'd expect nothing less. Never underestimate the stupidity of drunken teenagers lol
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#79
They Must Be Stopped
#80
200 Iq Madlad
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
My school did "Meme Day" for spirit week once, I should've thought of this!
#81
This Kid Is Completely Off The Rails!!!
#82
Some Kid Did This To The Principal Of Our School (Sorry For All The Info Covering)
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
I remember by bf once told me to buy lima balls - turned out he wanted lima beans, but the autocorrect didn't like him
#83
Doesn't He Know It's A School Night?!
Frozengeckolover 3 years ago
Oh! He tagged #UpLate, but his computer says it's only 8:24 PM! That poor child; he had better not skip naptime tomorrow 🤣
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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago
Of course that children are smart, that is the part of their survival instinct, so let's teach them compassion and kindness and that starts with animals - children tend to be drown to animals for reason. This only way to save our planet and their future. - "As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will NEVER know HEALTH or PEACE. For as long as man massacre animals they WILL kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain CANNOT reap joy and love." - Pythagoras (580 -470 BC/BCE) Greek mathematician & philosopher
Heather Heaston 3 years ago
When my son was in elementary school, you used to be able to play games with random people on Yahoo messenger (idk if that's still a thing because who uses it anymore?). He was matched up with a (apparently) older woman in Scrabble who asked at one point how old he was. "I'm 9, how old are you?" To which she replied "I'm older than dirt!" Later in the game she said, "You're pretty good for 9!" My son typed back "Thanks! You're pretty good for dirt."
Amy Broderick 3 years ago
I was a young teen when my future uncle babysat us for the first and last time. He woke up on the couch to find a mostly empty can of beer he left on the coffee table the night before. So he took a giant swig. I think he got most of it down before he realized that the large mouthful was not beer but pure pickle juice.
Marc Goodfellow 3 years ago
These are funny, but there's a difference between being smart and being clever. My niece was composing music at 5, last I checked speaks 3 languages and is the youngest black belt in her category, but can't have an original thought to save her life.
Christina Uhlir 3 years ago
Of course that children are smart, that is the part of their survival instinct, so let's teach them compassion and kindness and that starts with animals - children tend to be drown to animals for reason. This only way to save our planet and their future. - "As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will NEVER know HEALTH or PEACE. For as long as man massacre animals they WILL kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain CANNOT reap joy and love." - Pythagoras (580 -470 BC/BCE) Greek mathematician & philosopher
Heather Heaston 3 years ago
When my son was in elementary school, you used to be able to play games with random people on Yahoo messenger (idk if that's still a thing because who uses it anymore?). He was matched up with a (apparently) older woman in Scrabble who asked at one point how old he was. "I'm 9, how old are you?" To which she replied "I'm older than dirt!" Later in the game she said, "You're pretty good for 9!" My son typed back "Thanks! You're pretty good for dirt."
Amy Broderick 3 years ago
I was a young teen when my future uncle babysat us for the first and last time. He woke up on the couch to find a mostly empty can of beer he left on the coffee table the night before. So he took a giant swig. I think he got most of it down before he realized that the large mouthful was not beer but pure pickle juice.
Marc Goodfellow 3 years ago
These are funny, but there's a difference between being smart and being clever. My niece was composing music at 5, last I checked speaks 3 languages and is the youngest black belt in her category, but can't have an original thought to save her life.
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