“The New Yorker” Cartoonist Makes Unexpected And Clever Comics (30 New Pics)

Now that is funny.

Too real

HAH

Cannot move, it is known. You have been chosen. Do Not disturb Catto. Period.

Brilliant! I have so been here!

my 3AM to-do list be like:

Accurate. Too dang accurate.

ok

"Wait... Who is that character? But... They were at his place? Weren't they still in their car? Erm... Why did they leave, again? Oh f**k that."

Quarantine by yourself be like

Me too!

Ow..dark

In this Pandemic i wiiiish i lived in water🥴

Must be some pretty potent wine 😆

Stables.

I like this one

Since it's Twitter: Probably sexist (the female character wasn't a Mary Sue or showed too much skin), the studio is racist because their employees are mainly white and/or it didn't contain enough characters to tick of enough checkboxes - I would love to say that it's satire... but that's basically what Twitter and "news" websites like Kotaku are all about when it comes to the entertainment industry

"SICK DU-" *bear roars* "AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Those annoying guys again... Why do they keep coming?"

fair

Plot twist! It’s just a mousetrap collection

USA! USA!

Ha!

On today's episode of Things That Never Happened...

yes

Yes, stop seeing other living beings as inspirational signs for your egocentric minds, humans. Dolphins are just passing by, let them live their own life and be jerks if they want to.

And they say Chivalry is dead..

Hold your breath in a tunnel!

Me after a few days of not working out

Repeat every 4 to 6 months.

i want rats now

I mean, yeah? I've been stalked by historic paintings a bunch of times. Haven't you?

it do be like that sometimes

SsHhIiNnYy

I need a screaming nook.

N64!!!

I'll take it.

"i need my solo!"

Susan!!!

give it to him! OR ELSE 0=====[=====> o/

"yeah i am"

Fences and hedges exist for a reason. America is so weird... Where are your fences? And shutters? And hedges?

"both please"

Because she can.

It must have its reason to lethally betray its entire family. Don't judge it.

What are they doing under the water?

"mother" has two spots to go to win...

Playing banjo always helps.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah, ignore him.......

Same dad, he must have some trouble with his kids.

oop

Oop

/o/ \o/

my social anxiety be like

he got third tho

Nice legs, though.

Myth busters be like