31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

Omg so true :P

There's always a knowing pleasure they take while feigning innocence

Ohh look at her cute face!

A cat can purr its way out of anything.

Not one of my cats has ever done this!! They've never deliberately knocked anything over and hardly ever done it accidentally (and when they have they do that "nothing to see here, just cleaning my claws" awkward look). I must have always had the anomalies (or not had anything worth killing!!)

I eat cake

My dog "I eat almond rocas made by cat."

The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.

I miss our Golden......

And I eat my poop..

Sigh, cats man. :p

so, so true!

3 tummy pats maximum, it is the rule

My cat is a British Shorthair and she LOVES tummy cuddles.

But you know, most of us cat people learn that pretty fast.....my mom never did, then she'd complain because the cat "attacked" her hand when she rubbed his belly...duh!

My dog does this thing where instead of barking she just *boof*'s under her breath and its the cutes thing ever

The hell with calm.

Keep calm and bark

My dogs run at the door looking expectant, my friends dogs (sighthounds) emit high pitch piercing barks that leave my dogs cowering in the living room when we dog sit!

Oh that's what you're saying

The more I compare cats to my shih-tzu Charlie, the happier I am.

Bring the half of a rat we sacrificed to bring human back

and use our claws

And if after walking on his face doesn't work start knocking things off the shelves THAT always works.

Thats how i wake up every morning

Aww dogs, bless them <3

Awesome.. Good laugh!

my cat accepts that when i'm busy- like when i chop meat on the counter :D and for being such a good boy he gets a bit here and there.

My cat loves foot petting

NOOOOO walk away walk quickly away fast. I am in mid air.

Cats actually rub up against humans in order to leave their scent, so as to tell others that they belong to that cat. Its all about property and ownership.

This explains a lot!

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

I call the shots here get it? Never forget I am a CAT!

Rabbits are this way too! Look, dote, adore...do NOT touch! Lol

Anything that gets in their way, or can slow them down, has to go.