Dear Old Man and Old Woman,
I thought you would like to know I have broken my record for one lap of the house, taking in every room and climbing every stick of furniture. Sorry about the collateral damage.
Toffee
Dear Toffee,
First, well done. Second, WHAT COLLATERAL DAMAGE?
The Old Man and Old Woman
Dear Old Man and Old Woman,
Collateral damage? Is that all you can think about when I have successfully combined athleticism with beauty, creativity with cunning and unleashed my inner power?
There may be a few trinkets and plant pots that have succumbed to my magnetism.
Toffee
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